WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

As Ray went back to his New York home ċum office, he wondered who he should take with him to Knowhere. Ray knows that the Guardians will try to sell the power stone to the Collector one of the elders of the universe. Ray thought for a while before a sinister thought appears in his mind, "Get rid of your three bodyguards, bring them to Knowhere ! Expose them to danger ! Let them perish ! Mua ! Ha ! Ha !". A cute gerbil like look began to appear on Ray's face as his thoughts of leaving his three bodyguards in Knowhere began to take shape.

Meanwhile, Butch was quite sad after coming back from kissing all the Male Asgardian gods in Asgard. Butch misses the Male Asgardian gods. Oswald was sad too, he finally had someone to talk to, it was Loki. Although Loki wasn't really listening, Oswald still felt happy he got to talk for a few days to Loki. Meanwhile Clara after coming back from Asgard was on high alert, she was scouting out to see if there were any other bitches that wanted to take her man away. And by man, she meant take her boy away, it was Ray. Clara loved Ray as well hated Ray. Some days Clara imagined killing off Ray then killing off herself. Some days Clara imagined having a happy family with Ray. She was conflicted.

While that was all happening, Ray appeared before them and said in a girlish voice, "Get ready everyone, I am bringing you guys to outer space, to a place called Knowhere. Pack what you think you need for the trip. We will be away for a while. And please take note the place is dangerous and is filled with space thugs.".

Once everyone was prepared, Ray opened a portal to Knowhere and they all stepped into it. Meanwhile in Knowhere a portal opened much to the shock of the people in Knowhere and out of it stepped out four humans. It was Ray, Butch, Oswald and Clara. They had arrived in Knowhere.

The first place they need to go was to see Taneleer Tivan the Collector. Ray had acquired a credit machine and they needed to sell something to the Collector so they would have enough money to stay in Knowhere to await the arrival of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Ahem, at least that's what he told his three bodyguards.

When they had arrived at the Collector's home, they were greeted by Carina, a female slave of the of the Collector. She greeted them and told them to wait. While waiting Ray and his three bodyguards could see various objects and creatures being on display at the Collector's home. Finally a white haired man wearing a fur coat arrived, it was Taneleer Tivan the Collector.

"So, I heard you have something rare you want to sell to me.", The Collector said with a calm tone.

"Yes.", Ray said in a girlish voice as he snapped his fingers and a glass casket appeared containing the dead body of Thanos.

"Thanos ! I must have him !", The Collector shouted out in surprise.

"Yes, but it will cost you... I want 10 billion units for Thanos's dead body.", Ray said in a girlish voice as he smiled.

"What ?! Are you crazy ?!", The Collector shouted in shock.

"Oh. I thought you would want the dead body of Thanos, the destroyer and the killer of billions. A one of a kind collection.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Argh ! Fine, 10 billion units for the dead body of Thanos.", The Collector said in anger.

While that was happening Ray's three bodyguards were shouting out, "Were rich ! We're rich !".

Meanwhile on Earth in Avengers headquarters New York, Tony Stark was having a bad day, he had just loaned Black Panther Prince TChalla US$ 50 Million and Prince TChalla the Black Panther had declared bankruptcy. Tony Stark Iron Man was seething with anger and the only thing he wanted to do today was to smash Prince TChalla's face in. That's why Tony Stark called for an Avengers meeting today, so he could question Prince TChalla the Black Panther. Although Tony Stark's actions was an abuse of power, he didn't care anymore, he just wanted to get his US$ 50 Million back from the money grubbing leech !

As all the Avengers were seated and Tony Stark was seated at the centre they waited for Prince TChalla the Black Panther. They waited for 10 minutes. Soon it became 20 minutes waiting for Prince TChalla the Black Panther. After that 30 minutes waiting for Prince TChalla the Black Panther, he never showed up. One hour waiting for Prince TChalla the Black Panther, Tony Stark's face was red with anger as if he just blew a gasket.

"If you don't mind, I will be leaving, I have some other appointments.", Hawkeye Clint Barton said as he left.

One and a half hour later, still no Prince TChalla the Black Panther.

"I am sorry, but I can't keep on waiting all day. Sorry but I have to leave.", Sam Wilson the Falcon said with a smile.

2 hours later, a person humming a happy tune in casual short pants showed up. It was Prince TChalla the Black Panther.

"Where have you been ?!", Tony Stark shouted out in anger.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Sorry everyone but I was in a meeting with my lawyer and accountant about my bankruptcy.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said casually.

"What ?! You declared bankruptcy !", most of the Avengers shouted out in shock.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Should have told you all. Yes I declared bankruptcy. That means I never have to pay back any of my debt from this day onwards.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said casually.

"Mother fuċkɨnġ ! Son of a bitch ! You are going to pay me back or so I swear I am going to do sue your ȧss off TChalla ! And I am not joking !", Tony Stark shouted out in anger.

"Oh. Be my guest. All my lawyers are paid for by the government, in other words tax payers money. You can get in line to try and get my money.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said with a big smile.

"Mother fuċkɨnġ bastard ! I will kill you !", Tony Stark shouted out in as he tried to jump over the table. Luckily Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow was restraining him.

"Don't worry Tony. I also borrowed money from the rest of the Avengers.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said in a relaxed tone.

"Is that true ?", Tony Stark Iron Man asked curiously.

"Err... I sorta loaned him about US$ 10,000 as I didn't have much money to begin with.", Captain America Steve Rogers said with a smile.

"Well, I loaned him US$ 30,000 because he begged me." Natasha Romanov the Black Widow said with an embarrassed tone.

"What ?! Are you guys fuċkɨnġ morons !", Tony Stark Iron Man shouted out in anger.

Then suddenly his face went red with embarrassment. Tony Stark just realised that he too is a moron that loaned Prince TChalla the Black Panther US$ 50 Million before he declared bankruptcy.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. You should thank Ray, he is the one that taught me about bankruptcy.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said nonchalantly.

"What ?!", all the Avengers shouted out. Soon there was killing intent in the Avengers and they were all directed at Ray as they imagined ways of torturing Ray if they ever see him.

Somewhere in Knowhere, Ray was sneezing nonstop.