Xianyu Xueba Play Technology

Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology Author: Xiyangyang

【brief introduction】

　　[Feilu Chinese.com A-level contract work: Xianyu Xueba Playing Technology] Hello everyone, I am the strongest super theological system in the universe from an unknown time and space.

　　Once I ran rampant in the universe, assisted countless hosts to reach the pinnacle of life, and was the object of worship of countless colleagues.

　　Until I met my current host.

　　When other systems mention their past, they all help their host become the overlord of the universe.

　　And I am more powerful. With my help, my host has successfully become a happy - salted fish! ! !

　　I just want to ask, how to make a salted fish host become diligent?Online wait, very urgent. (This story and characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.)

Chapter 1, my host is salted fish

　　In an office of Yanjing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics, Chen Sisi, known as the most beautiful counselor of the School of Materials Engineering, was looking at an unusually handsome boy in front of him with a speechless expression.

　　The boy's name is Zhang Wei, a student in Chen Sisi's class, who has just entered his senior year this year.

　　"Zhang Wei, everyone else in the class has already found an internship at the unit, why didn't you?"

　　Hearing Chen Sisi's question, Zhang Wei suddenly replied with a serious face: "Teacher, don't you think this world is getting more and more impetuous? Everyone only has money in their eyes, only philistines, completely forgetting their ideals and their original aspirations. ."

　　"So what?" Chen Sisi raised his brows.

　　"So I have to fight against the world and fight for my ideals for the rest of my life." Zhang Wei said righteously.

　　"Then what is your ideal?" Chen Sisi narrowed his eyes dangerously.

　　"Of course it is to be a free salted fish."

　　"Do you want to die?" Chen Sisi gritted his teeth.

　　Looking at Chen Sisi with a murderous look, Zhang Wei hurriedly said, "A gentleman speaks and does not do anything."

　　"I am a woman, not a gentleman."

　　. . . well said!

　　"In the afternoon, an alumnus of the School of Materials Engineering will come to the school to recruit people. I have already signed up for you. If you dare not go or deliberately fail the interview, your sister will come back and teach you how to be a person in person."

　　Zhang Wei... "Teacher, what are you talking about? Am I the kind of person who doesn't want to make progress? I'll definitely be on time for the interview."

　　Hearing Chen Sisi mention his sister Zhang Yingxue, Zhang Wei instantly became cowardly.

　　For Zhang Wei, Zhang Yingxue is the only person in the world who can change his mind.

　　Because since he crossed into this world, he has been relying on this sister for life.

　　After so many years, he has long regarded the other party as his true relative and the only relative.

　　And Chen Sisi and his sister Zhang Yingxue are the best best friends. The two of them are not only college classmates, but also roommates in a dormitory. Later, they went to graduate school and Ph.D. together.

　　"Then ask, what does the company that came to recruit people this afternoon do?"

　　Chen Sisi's face suddenly became a little weird, "The lipstick maker."

　　"What?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but wonder if he heard it wrong.

　　Chen Sisi was also inexplicably guilty, "What's wrong with making lipsticks? You don't like making lipsticks? Then you go to work at the Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics? Your sister wanted you in early in the morning."

　　As soon as he heard about the Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics, Zhang Wei hurriedly waved his hand, "I suddenly feel that lipstick is pretty good too."

　　Hehe, Aerospace Research Institute?Just the place where you work overtime every day, 365 days a year?Unless his brain is broken, he won't go to work in that kind of place even if he starves to death.

　　Chen Sisi...hehe, still can't cure you?

　　"Where was the interview in the afternoon?"

　　In order to prevent Chen Sisi from accusing himself of being black, Zhang Wei took the initiative to ask for the first time.

　　If his sister really believed the rumor and came back, then his wonderful life of salted fish would be completely ruined.

　　When he thought of the days he lived with Zhang Yingxue, he couldn't help but feel unlovable for a while.

　　For a man who aspires to be a happy little salted fish, those days are as good as death.

　　"3 pm, lecture hall."

　　Zhang Wei nodded and wrote it down, "I'll go back first if I have nothing else to do."

　　Chen Sisi looked at him eager to go back to sleep, and couldn't help but waved his hand in disgust, "Go go go."

　　Just as Zhang Wei walked out of the office, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

　　"Please hurry up to complete the task, the deadline is only 5 hours away."

　　Zhang Wei replied calmly in his mind: "What's the hurry, isn't there 5 hours left?"

　　system······

　　"The host must be reminded that if the host cannot complete the task, the system will punish the host."

　　"Isn't it just not giving a month? It's like I can use it."

　　The system...so desperate, why does it have such a salted fish host?

　　In fact, Zhang Wei is not from this world.

　　Originally, he was just an ordinary student of the earth. After eating chicken all night, he came to this world that is highly similar to the earth, and became a teenager who lives with his sister.

　　Just after he finally accepted the fact of transmigration, a super theological hegemony system suddenly appeared in his mind.

　　Since then, he has started a life of fighting wits and courage with the system.

　　System: "Excuse me, what you call a battle of wits and courage means that you are lazy and can't complete the task?"

　　Zhang Wei... This system is not cute at all!

Chapter 2, there is definitely a shady

　　In the afternoon, Zhang Wei, who had overslept, hurried to the lecture hall. As soon as he arrived at the door, a staff member hurriedly greeted him.

　　"Is it Zhang Wei?"

　　Zhang Wei nodded quickly.

　　"it's me."

　　"Why did you come? You'll be on the field soon, field manager, quickly fill him with wheat, make-up artist, and put on a little make-up for him. Others get ready."

　　Zhang Wei... Are all interviews so high-end and high-grade now?Do you need a microphone and makeup?

　　Just when Zhang Wei was at a loss, a group of people surrounded him and got busy.

　　After a while, a staff member hurried over.

　　"Okay? It's his turn to play."

　　"Okay." The staff quickly replied.

　　Zhang Wei...Why do you always feel like something is wrong?

　　However, before Zhang Wei could ask questions, the staff had already dragged him to a small lecture hall.

　　As soon as he entered the lecture hall, Zhang Wei heard a burst of cheers in his ears.

　　"Welcome Zhang Wei from the School of Materials Science and Engineering."

　　Zhang Wei is even more at a loss. Now the interviews are so foreign?How do you make it look like a show?

　　Just as he was ignorant, in a large lecture hall next door, Chen Sisi looked at the big screen even more surprised.

　　"Isn't this Zhang Wei? Why is he here?"

　　A material engineering student next to her also looked blank.

　　"I do not know."

　　For Zhang Wei, students in the Department of Materials have heard of it, but he is not so famous because of his good grades or any other reason to be praised.

　　The reason why he made the material college well-known is entirely because of his laziness!And the legendary story of every time he fought wits and bravery with his physical education teacher.

　　At this time, a middle-aged man said to Zhang Wei with a smile on his face: "Student Zhang Wei, introduce yourself."

　　Zhang Wei nodded, this is the normal way to open an interview.

　　"My name is Zhang Wei, a senior in the School of Materials Science and Engineering."

　　After speaking, Zhang Wei turned to look at the other party.

　　Jiang Fangzhou: "Keep talking!"

　　"It's over!"

　　"This is the end?"

　　...... why are you kidding me?Jiang Fangzhou only felt a toothache.

　　Why doesn't this play cards according to the routine?

　　Resisting the urge to kill him, Jiang Fangzhou tried his best to save the field and said, "It's really a concise introduction. But I know that Zhang Wei is actually a mental arithmetic genius."

　　Zhang Wei blinked, "Why don't I know about this?"

　　Jiang Fangzhou

　　In the lecture hall next door, everyone who was watching all this simultaneously through the big screen was instantly frying.

　　"What? Is this person joking?"

　　"That's right, this kind of player can also enter the retest? Is it through the back door?"

　　"There is definitely a shady scene. The first few players are either doctors or masters, and everyone has a bunch of honors. Let's look at this No. 8, what the hell is he?"

　　"What nonsense is telling the truth, maybe someone really has the ability, 233."

　　"Have you noticed the host's expression? His face is dark!"

　　"666, I feel sorry for Teacher Jiang for a second."