Xingyue: Was chased and killed by the stupid king at the beginning

In the evening, standing under the hazy moonlight, Ye Ye made a wish to the Buddha!

The Buddha said, “I can make you make three wishes!” ”

Ye Ye said to the Buddha, “No, only two.” ”

Buddha was stunned.

“Why?”

Ye Ye looked at the Buddha with a serious expression and said, “Because I only have two wishes to make.” ”

“Nope!”

Buddha righteously refuted Ye Ye: “Three wishes must be made!” ”

“Nope!”

Ye Ye retorted to the Buddha with a serious look on his face: “I only make two wishes!” ”

Buddha was stupid.

Can’t even give away wishes for nothing this year?

“Okay!”

The Buddha gritted his teeth and finally agreed to Ye Ye’s request: “Please name your two wishes!” ”

“Hmm…”

After pondering slightly, Ye Ye said seriously: “The first wish is that I want to become a god. ”

The Buddha said, “No, your practice is not qualified enough. ”

Hearing this, Ye Ye smiled.

“Then, please fulfill my next wish.”

“What wish?”

The Buddha looked at Ye Ye with a kind face.

“Three…”

“Huh?”

Facing Ye Ye’s hesitation, the Buddha said with a compassionate expression: “Please say your wishes.” ”

In the next second, Ye Ye raised his hand, pointed to the Buddha statue on the side, and made the action of “crushing bones and raising ashes”.

“Kill you in three days, and the relics will be given to you!”

“Hahaha…”

This time, Buddha smiled.

He smiled happier than any moment, casually threw Ye Ye into the “Endless Dimension”, and backhanded a “justice” speech.

“If we encounter any difficulties, don’t be afraid, face it with a smile!”

“The best way to eliminate fear is to face it!”

“Perseverance – Persistence ——!”

“It’s – victory ——!”

“Come on——!”

“Ollie gives ——!!!!!!”

……

At the same time, Ye Ye, who had crossed into an “unknown” world, also suddenly sounded a sound of “justice” in his mind.

“Ding——!”

“Congratulations to the host for successfully binding – absolute “justice” system! ”

From today onwards, please also ask the host to actively complete the “righteous” deeds in this life! ”

“Current mission – sleep with King Arthur!”

“Mission completion reward: Substitute messenger awakening card, mission failure punishment: come to a righteous speech.”

That night, Ye Ye had a particularly strange dream.

He dreams of himself with Artoria, the goddess of the two-dimensional world. Pendragon came to a very close encounter.

Please also supplement your own brain with the general content, and a small fresh breath slowly floats by….

……

The next morning!

The sunlight shone through the window on a man with shattered black hair.

“Congratulations to the host for completing the [Sleeping with King Arthur] mission, reward: a substitute messenger awakening card!”

“Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden mission [Artoria’s First Kiss], reward: a pair of heroic panels!”

“Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden mission [The First Time of the Dumb Hair King], reward: one random treasure!”

As soon as he opened his eyes, a series of system rewards suddenly echoed in Ye Ye’s mind.

Seeing this, Ye Ye couldn’t help but sit up and muttered with a blank face: “Am I dreaming…”

“Please also ask the host to wake up a little, you are not dreaming.”

Not dreaming?

Hearing the system say this, Ye Ye couldn’t help but lower his head and slowly looked to his side…

Blond!

Dumb hair!

And that incomparably familiar Saber face….

This special meow is not the famous “Dumb Hair King” Artoria in the two-dimensional world. Pendragon!?

“Hmm…”

At the same time that Ye Ye was shocked by his own Dumb Mao King, Artoria, who was lying on the bed, couldn’t help but make a nasal sound, slowly opening her eyes and sighing at the beginning of a new day.

“Eh…”

In an instant, Ye Ye and Artoria looked at each other, and they both fell into an embarrassing situation.

“Who are you?”

After a moment of silence, Artoria quickly came back to her senses and questioned Ye Ye, “Why did you appear in my room?” ”

“You ask me, who do I ask!”

Ye Ye couldn’t help but spit out a groove from his heart.

“Scumbag!”

Just when Artoria tried to sit up and ask Ye Ye for an explanation, a sudden pain came from her body, which made her have to dismiss this thought, and instead glared angrily at Ye Ye: “If you use this kind of magic on me, I will never let you go!” ”

Ye Ye: “…”

What a wronged I am!

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