Xingyue: Was chased and killed by the stupid king at the beginning

As everyone knows, Artoria regards the dull hair on her head as the same existence as the “honor” of the country!

Therefore, playing Artoria’s dull hair is equivalent to playing the face of the entire British Empire!

And once someone plays the face of the entire British Empire, then Artoria will definitely not make that person feel better.

From this, it can be concluded that playing Artoria’s dull hair = playing the face of the entire British Empire = Artoria will definitely kill that person within three days!

However, what Ye Ye was doing at this time was not just as simple as playing the face of the entire Great British Empire…

Instead, the entire “British Empire” was uprooted!

At this time, Artoria will definitely not just kill Ye Ye, but it is very likely to give all his ashes to Yang Gao!

Hmmm….

Well founded and convincing!

“Aha… It’s okay, calm down. ”

“There must be a special method of remediation in the system …”

Absolute “justice” system: “…”

In the face of his own host who “has a pot system behind and pushes it himself with nothing to do”, the absolute “justice” system couldn’t help but laugh with emotion.

“Thank you for my horse!”

“You’re polite with me, you horse!”

Hearing this, the absolute “justice” system smiled helplessly.

“Honestly, host, I really can’t remedy this matter.”

Ye Ye: “…”

So what about you talking about your horse here?

“Ahem… Calm the host a little. ”

Seeing Ye Ye instantly transformed into a “hot-tempered” old brother, the absolute “justice” system also hurriedly gave a proposal.

“Handsome, handsome and charming host, do you remember a sentence from your hometown?”

“What words?”

Ye Ye asked with a puzzled look.

“In your hometown, there is a saying called “planting melons to get melons, planting beans to get beans”, right? ”

“yes…”

Ye Ye nodded, still looking puzzled and replied, “But what does this have to do with me wanting to remedy Artoria’s dull hair?” ”

“Let’s think differently.”

The sound of the system sounded again.

It’s just that this time the voice is full of seriousness.

“Why don’t you plant this and dull hair back on Artoria’s head and let it grow freely?”

Ye Ye: “…”

You’re a fucking little clever ghost!

Can this peerless “good idea” also allow you to come up with it?

I decided!

I’m going to reward you with a big mouth set meal that you love to eat!

“Spare me, Autumn Pear Paste (please)!”

The absolute “justice” system spinelessly begged for mercy.

“Anyway, it’s already like this now, no matter how bad it is, why don’t the host use a dead horse as a living horse doctor, try the method I just mentioned?”

Ye Ye: “…”

After living for so many years, it is the first time I have heard the saying that I can use the dull hair that can be pulled off as a “living horse doctor”….

However, instead of continuing to indulge yourself, it is better to try the systematic method for the time being.

“Swoosh ——!”

In the next second when Ye Ye thought so, a golden macho stand-in named “World” decisively appeared in front of Ye Ye.

Then, he took the dull hair handed over by Ye Ye and aimed it at the top of Artoria’s head to be a “drill wood for fire” planting method.

This drilling speed….

Ollie gives ——!

It’s just overwhelming!

“Click! Click! Click! ”

Perhaps because of the psychological effect, Ye Ye at this time was not as panicked as before.

“Wood big wood big wood big wood big

[World] let out a strange cry while rapidly spinning Artoria’s dull hair at high speed.

Everyone knows!

When the wooden rod is pressed and drilled wildly, the friction parts between the wood will be microscopically intertwined.

The carbon chain fiber structure will be “squeezed and rubbed” and constantly deformed.

Some deformations are elastic deformations, deformed and then bounced back, some are inelastic deformations, squeezed off, some rearranged, some flew into the embrace of gas….

They are constantly changing and changing, blaming and pulling each other.

Because of the continuous injection of external forces, a huge number of molecules are becoming more and more active in this chaotic change movement, and the swing is getting bigger and bigger.

The external display is that the temperature rises higher and higher.

Finally, a small number of fibrous molecules sway too much, and the original tissue cannot hold it, so that it cannot block the oxygen molecules that always collide indiscriminately around.

They hugged each other happily, and then excitedly split into carbon dioxide and water vapor molecules flying around.

This caused the movement of other wood molecules to increase widely, and since then it has been out of control.

More oxygen combined with carbon, and the adjacent wood molecules broke off like crazy and rushed into the atmosphere in search of stimulation.

And then, from our macro point of view, the wood will burn.

Although, the above theory is related to drilling wood for fire.

But that doesn’t change how fast the friction [in the world] really is.

In this way, Ye Ye’s spiritual power gradually reached its limit, and the ability called “Time Stop” was also quickly turned off.

Subsequently….

“Boom ——!” With a bang, Artoria’s hair caught fire.

……

[Mmm

By the way, black hairless is true love, after all, what the blue king does not dare to do, the black king has done almost everything….

Well…… Truth be told, I’m quite curious about what the black king thinks of Ye Ye, the man who took her first time~(manual funny)].