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Bikini Bottom is cannonically located under Bikini Atoll.

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Thus it's basically confirmed that most of Spongebob's friends are all just mutated sealife and he himself a mutated conscient household cleaning sponge.

Fyi: It is indeed possible to bring an object to life, however definitely not without the sacrifice of an exorbitant amount of life.