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I'm not saying that drinking milk will make you taller, but... in my childhood I basically drank milk like water. Not just like water, but even more than water. Now I'm huge and have never broken a bone. Coincidence? I think not. The only downside is the (almost) 100% mortality rate of anyone who's ever consumed it. The significant pregnancy rate of 45% can also be very scary for a male.

As a side note; it's been 100% confirmed that something is deleting comments. I'd recommend always self censoring if you think a word might be disliked by that one country/company. Using a mix of numbers, symbols and random spaces should do the trick. Things such as replacing an "S" with a "5."