Xuanhuan Invincible Brat

"Brother Da Fei, what exactly did the story tell us? I really want to lose weight, Brother Da Fei!" Xiao Pangdun looked at Li Fei with a serious face.

Li Fei looked at Xiao Pangdun’s longing eyes, and said with eloquence: "That is, you can lose weight by reducing your fart! Isn't this just for yourself! Besides, do you think your fat can really be reduced? Come down, do you think it can make people look impressive? Ugly people can't be solved by losing weight."

"You should eat, drink, and why you should find sins and sufferings! Besides, some people have that kind of physique themselves, and they will get fat if they drink cold water!"

Listening to Li Fei’s words, Xiao Pangdun was lost in thought, his eyes were clear for a while, and then he was puzzled. After a long time, he looked straight, and finally he looked up as if he had figured out something, and said: “It’s impossible to lose weight. It’s impossible to lose weight in this life!"

The next group of people also drank soup and drank it. Li Fei ate the meat all by himself, and the others couldn’t even drink the soup anymore. Looking at this kind of people, he looked at himself eagerly. I'm sorry, it's not sitting in the restaurant, after all, everyone knows Li Fei is very shy! (If you say such a lie, won’t your conscience hurt...)

"Well, let me tell you another story."

"Yes!"

A group of people sat around excitedly.

"Horror story!" Li Fei smiled.

"I like to listen to excitement!"

"me too!"

"me too!"

...

Seeing that these guys were so active, Li Fei was a little speechless. Probably these people had never heard the story. After all, they, as the core future of a sect, were either cultivating or on the way to cultivating!

Just eat and eat yourself!

Thinking of this, she shrugged and spoke.

"Once upon a time, there was a newlywed couple whose husband listened to the superstition of the witch in the village, and unexpectedly killed his little sister on the day of their wedding. On that day, his clothes were soaked in the blood of the little sister. No matter how he washed it, he could not wash it. When he put on the newly bought clothes, he was stained red with blood again in the same place, and he couldn't wash it off anyway."

"So he went to ask the witch, and the witch said that his wife’s grievances were too heavy to reincarnate. Only after he completely removes the blood will the wife be reincarnated, and if it can’t be washed away before the first seven days, the wife will come back. Fate, because the wife was wearing a big red robe when she died, she was a horrible ghost, and the witch had no choice but to make him ask for a blessing. The husband fell on his knees and begged the witch for help. The witch said, "It's dark, please close your eyes." Insult that ghost again loudly."

"Close your eyes, can the female ghost not get close to me?" said the husband.

"No, you can be courageous by closing your eyes, and if you swear, you will have more dignity when you die." said the witch.

"The husband smashed the witch's stall in a rage, and finally returned home helplessly. In the past few days, he used well water, spring water, river water, and even the'snow water from Tianshan' that he bought at a huge price. To no avail, the blood is still on his clothes."

Xiao Pangdun swept our side in horror, and then he preached: "On the first seven days of my wife, she was wearing a red dress, and the disheveled hair floated out of the ground."

The husband was so frightened that he immediately knelt to the ground and he did not dare to see his wife.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't listen to other people's instigation, I am not as good as a beast! Please forgive me!"

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The female ghost said with a creepy tremor: "You have caused me to suffer. I can't give birth to a baby. I will pester you forever. Be careful under your bed. Don't close your eyes when you take a bath, because I Will woo~"

A cool breeze blew the man, so scared that he peeed his pants, he shouted loudly: "I have tried many methods, but I can't wash it off! Don't blame me."

Li Fei continued to imitate the female ghost with a vibrato, and the monks were getting goose bumps all over!

Although they are cultivators of immortality, the theory of ghosts and gods is still unknown. As for the original demon souls and the like, they are also things they cultivated. They are not unknown objects in the dark at all, let alone understand what reincarnation is!

Perhaps reincarnation does not exist? At least the most powerful true immortal of the human race is unknown! Otherwise, he wouldn't be dead. If things are reincarnated, wouldn't it be good to be reincarnated directly?

"You~you!~you beast, do you know why you can't wash the blood on my body?" the female ghost stretched out a long blood-red tongue and said gloomily.

"I'm a beast! I'm damn! But, please tell me the method! I must help you reincarnate!" The man was so scared that the blood on his forehead was all over his face, but he He didn't dare to look up, but squatted his head violently.

The female ghost gave a weird laugh: "Do you know why you can't wash it off? Because because you didn't use carved laundry detergent."

Li Fei continued: "Then the female ghost took out a bag of hardcover carved laundry detergent from the bag on her shoulders. She took off the man's clothes by hand washing, took out a basin of water, and smeared carved laundry detergent on. Just wash away all the blood stains! Finish."

Everyone was instantly blinded when they heard this, you look at me and I look at you, with big eyes and small eyes!

Originally, they were angry at their husbands, pitiful at the female ghosts, and then feared. As a result, Li Fei suddenly ended with a short brain.

"Diao brand laundry detergent? What is it?" Ya'er asked with a look of doubt.

"It's something similar to Blue Moon spicy laundry detergent~" Li Fei said.

"Hmm..." Although she nodded, she knew a ghost in her heart!

"Then what?" Xiaopangdun asked aggressively.

"Then the female ghost went to reincarnation, and the man and the witch lived a happy life without shame." Li Fei said.

"Oh."

Seeing everyone seemingly understanding but not understanding, Li Fei was also a little bit guilty in his heart.

"Is this ad a bit hard for me? It also has carved laundry detergent, and Tide, not Liby!"

After complaining about himself, Li Fei started to grow big again.

After a long time, I finally finished eating most of the meat in the pot. Li Fei collected the rest. He specially gave Song Wuzhuang and Ya'er some more meat, so that they could put it away for future breakthroughs. The reason for them was also It's very simple. They just took out some Lingbao to exchange with them. Although it is broken, Li Fei is not a guy who likes to cheat!

Ahem, at least I won't cheat my little brothers!

After eating and drinking, everyone sat cross-legged and began to refine the beef that had been devoured, and soon someone broke through again!

Under the surprise of everyone, they began to frantically refine the beef in the body.