Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　He Jiong issued an ultimatum to prevent Li Yuan from running the train again.

　　"Mr. He, he's not serious!" Zhuge Dali stood aside and gave Li Yuan a blank look: "Look at what friends he has made. Friends of profiteers are also profiteers!"

　　"Don't! Don't smear people's innocence. Just now, you were too impatient, and you made a rash assertion without waiting for me to speak. Everything can't be seen on the surface!" Li Yuan spread his hands:

　　"Please also listen to me in detail!"

　　"You! Especially you, listen carefully, this is a point of knowledge!" Li Yuan pointed to Zhuge Dali:

　　"Why do you want to take two pictures of the watermelon? Everyone may not know, and sometimes even pretend to take two pictures, pretending to be an old driver!"

　　"Patting watermelons to listen to the sound involves many years of experience in patting melons. Generally, merchants who sell fruit all year round choose more accurately. Then, as ordinary melon eaters, how should we listen?"

　　Li Yuan turned into a master of preaching and demystifying, and firmly attracted his attention to himself, as if his body naturally burst into light:

　　"It's very simple! Discover individuality through commonalities. The sound of slapping a watermelon can be compared with the sound of slapping one's own body. For example, Classmate Dali, slap your forehead first!"

　　"Why? Don't shoot!"

　　Zhuge Dali directly shook his head and refused, and did not forget to complain to him: "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, you see that Li Yuan is starting to hate it again!"

　　Huang Lei smiled without saying a word, but He Jiong calmed down: "I think what Xiaoyuan said before seems to make sense, Xiaoyuan, if you don't talk about it first, why do you have to slap the forehead so hard?"

　　"Yeah!" Li Yuan nodded:

　　"Classmate Dali patted his forehead, I want to check first if there is the sound of water flowing inside!"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +774!

　　Zhuge Dali originally wondered if he had misunderstood Li Yuan, but after hearing what he said, his whole body exploded!What do you mean, are you saying that my brain is flooded?

　　Immediately, there was a move to shift position, and when you lifted your foot, there was going to be a whip leg!

　　Li Yuan had expected it, and jumped directly behind Huang Lei, poking his head: "Hehe! I didn't kick!"

　　"Don't run!" How could Zhuge Dali endure this, the small universe broke out immediately, and he was about to transform into Mei Chaofeng, and reaching out his hand was the Jiuyin White Bone Claw.

　　Li Yuan successfully dodged again, but he perfectly grasped the sense of proportion, and said while running:

　　"Stop! Just kidding, now for the secret! Listen! Listen!"*

Chapter 20 Li Yuan, you give me your life [for collection]

　　Zhuge vigorously panted, his eyes flashing fierce, and he gritted his teeth:

　　"Okay! Say it! If you don't say one, two, three! I promise you won't see the sun tomorrow!"

　　"I just said that slapping the forehead is no joke! Because if you slap the watermelon with the same sound as the forehead slap, you must not have this melon, it is guaranteed to be raw!"

　　Li Yuan speeded up his speech:

　　"Then the second sound is belly patting. If the sound of patting melon is the same as belly patting, and it's a bit boring, then don't ask for this melon, it's overripe!"

　　"Don't say whether it's raw or overcooked, we want to pick the one that is cooked just right. Where to shoot?"

　　When Huang Lei heard this, he really felt that it seemed like it was real!

　　"Yeah! Where to shoot?" He Jiong also asked.

　　"If you want to pick the right watermelon, you need to slap the chest. You need that kind of thick sound. As long as you can make such a sound, congratulations, this is a good melon!"

　　Not only Huang Lei but also He Jiong, it can be said that all the friends who watched the show in the live broadcast room subconsciously tried this method.

　　But let's not say that the pronunciation of these three parts is really different.

　　"Let's go to the melon land and try it later. If it is as Xiaoyuan said, this kid can be considered a good deed, and the broad masses of the people must thank you!"

　　Huang Lei patted Li Yuan on the shoulder and expressed his approval.

　　"This trick is still a bit flawed!" He Jiong suddenly noticed the loophole and said slowly:

　　"Men comrades can use this trick to buy melons, what about lesbian comrades?"

　　After all, slapping the forehead and belly is nothing in the public eye, but slapping the chest?Let’s not talk about being unsightly, the key is that the sound is not right, after all, the structure is not the same!

　　As soon as this statement came out, everyone looked at Zhuge Dali subconsciously. This was an instinctive reaction, and Dali was a little embarrassed. If this question was asked by Li Yuan, I am afraid that the war would have gone by long ago. bear with it.

　　"Others don't know, Vigor should be fine!"

　　As soon as Li Yuan said this, Zhuge Dali was not happy. You called me a little brother when you first came, and now you come again?Saying I'm fine, doesn't that mean that my chest is flat?

　　The sound of my chest slap is the same as that of a man?

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +999!

　　Zhuge Dali did not break out abnormally this time, and even smiled:

　　"Why am I fine?"

　　But obviously, this time she also learned to be smart, as if she moved her pace unintentionally and approached slowly, the purpose was to prevent Li Yuan from escaping quickly for a while and letting herself fail.

　　It is said that the authorities are obsessed with bystanders, and Huang Lei and He Jiong both gave Li Yuan a self-seeking look, and stood on the side waiting to see Li Yuan do the trick.

　　"Don't get me wrong!" Li Yuan raised his hand:

　　"I said you're fine, that means you're so rich, you don't need to pick melons yourself, right? Naturally someone will do it for you!"

　　what!

　　Zhuge Dali thought about it carefully, it seemed to make sense!

　　As the saying goes, money can make ghosts run the mill, can't I find someone to help me pick melons if I have money?Don't look at how much money you haven't made yet, but mom is rich!

　　After stopping the slow advance, Zhuge Dali's anger gradually subsided:

　　"How do you know I'm rich? I'm not like you, I start showing off my wealth when I come here!"

　　"Of course I saw it!" Li Yuan's face was serious, Huang Lei and He Jiong were a little surprised when he said this, did you see it?How did you get it?

　　When Zhuge Dali came to the mushroom house, she brought a suitcase, and it seemed that the clothes she was wearing were not that kind of luxury brands, and she did not wear any expensive jewelry, so how did she see that she was rich? ?

　　In fact, even Zhuge Dali himself did not understand this question, so he simply asked directly:

　　"How did you see it?"

　　"Tsk! Let's put it that way!" Li Yuan pondered for a moment:

　　"Actually, the real rich people are definitely not the kind of big gold chains and big gold watches. They look like famous brand luxury goods all over their bodies. These people are just upstarts at best!"

　　Zhuge raised his eyebrows vigorously, feeling at ease: "I can understand that you are going to start flattering me, right?"

　　After all, the two of them fought a lot this day, but unfortunately, their record is more defeats than wins, so looking at Li Yuan's current state now, if you're upset, it's definitely fake!

　　"What flattery? All I say is from my heart!"

　　Li Yuan immediately corrected Zhuge Dali's wrong wording.

　　"Okay! Then tell me, how can you tell that I'm rich?"

　　"You are like a lotus flower that emerges from the mud and is not stained, and the hibiscus emerges from the clear water. You are naturally carved and decorated. You don't wear those luxurious clothes or precious jewelry, but the more you do, the more people will notice you. Extraordinary!"

　　Li Yuan's little flattery, all the ancient poems and words are in battle, Huang Lei and He Jiong are a little stunned when they hear it, something is wrong!It's very wrong.

　　According to what I know about this kid, it is absolutely impossible to be such a fart!

　　When things go wrong, there must be demons. At the same time, Li Yuan's words later came out logically:

　　"After all, at your age, you have your own private airport, how can you be comparable to those upstarts!"

　　Private airport?

　　If you say that there is a law firm in my family, that's true, but what you're saying about this private airport is a bit wicked, right?

　　and many more!

　　AIRPORT?

　　Zhuge Dali regained his senses, and found that Huang Lei and He Jiong had different expressions, and even confirmed the conjecture in his heart just now, an unnamed fire suddenly burst into flames.

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +100!

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +500!

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +1000!

　　Zhuge Dali didn't say a word, and suddenly a hungry tiger rushed for food, and then he saw Li Yuan in front of him with a move of an eagle to spread his wings, and he jumped directly into the vegetable field and escaped.

　　"Li Yuan! You accept my life!" Zhuge vigorously roared.

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　　ps: Ladies and gentlemen, beg every day, give me something if you have anything! *

Chapter 21 Li Yuan is planted this time 【For collection】

　　Zhuge vigorously chased and killed Li Yuan, Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at them from a distance, and it was hard to describe.

　　Li Yuan is always on the verge of death. He belongs to the king of strong mouths, Pap Pap, Pap Pap does not stop, Zhuge Dali belongs to the social brother, the type of people who don't talk much.

　　One word and you're done!

　　When these two get together, they really have the energy to meet their opponents and meet good talents!

　　Of course, Zhuge Dali's character is actually quite boyish. Not only Huang Lei He Jiong knows this, but Li Yuan also understands it very well, otherwise some jokes will never be made.

　　It's like the airport joke just now, although it was so hard just now, but--- huh?

　　Li Yuan is this planted?

　　Huang Lei He Jiong's eyes widened, watching the changing scene in front of him, Li Yuan seized the opportunity and fled one step ahead, but Zhuge Dali quickly grasped the advantages and disadvantages of the terrain.

　　The vines of potatoes are very dense. Potatoes naturally grow on the ground, while the vines grow continuously outside, and even form a network that is connected to each other.

　　This also shows that Yangman also has the function of acting as a stumbling cable, so under Zhuge Dali's magic trick, Li Yuan's foot was precisely wrapped on it, and he brought out a potato when he fell.

　　On the other hand, Zhuge Dali made a leap and rode directly onto him. He stretched out his hand to move it, and moved Li Yuan's two arms behind his back, clasping his wrists:

　　"Run!"