Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

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Negative emotion from Sha Yi +64 Negative emotion from He Jiong +56! Negative emotion from Zhuge Dali +66! Negative emotion from Ouyang Nana +77! I was stunned. I didn't expect Li Yuan to be able to perform so well in the face of such a situation, and they were constantly amazed: "I wipe! I laughed so hard, Li Yuan, you are too skinny!"

"Shocked! Well-known male entertainer recklessly recognizes his uncle on the street!"

"Uncle! Help me!"

"Hahaha, I suddenly thought of the scene in the last issue of "Ace", where Li Yuan taught Chenxiang how to kill his uncle, hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Upstairs, you must be suffering from a stomachache, not if you are hungry, go find your uncle!"

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Ouyang Nana thinks that Li Yuan is really interesting. It's funny enough to say something rich in life philosophy. If you really want to talk nonsense, it's funny enough: "Then, did they save you later?"

Li Yuan recalled the painful look on his face: "Don't mention it, I ate a whole bucket of KFC by myself, and I had to lean against the wall when I walked!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhuge Dali suddenly burst into laughter, then immediately controlled his expression and gave Li Yuan a blank look: "You deserve it! Why didn't you die?"

Sha Yi pondered a little: "Why do I think this uncle is intentional!"

"Don't care if it's intentional or not, I'm not satisfied with hacking a whole family's bucket."

Mr. He also laughed for a long time, and it became more and more... Feeling that the distance from the mushroom house to the cornfield was a little bit more than a thousand miles away: "Let's speed up a little bit! If we go on like this, after we go back, Teacher Huang is so angry!"

In fact, it is very close to the cornfield now. After a few minutes, looking at the dense cornfield, Sha Yi turned into a warrior, and really took on the labor task of a family of three.

Ouyang Nana is really doing this kind of farm work for the first time. Even with the technical guidance of various experts, the effect is still somewhat unsatisfactory.

I didn't sweat less, and the corn didn't break off a few! I couldn't find the technique to exert force, even breaking and pulling, the corn was just... life and death, it didn't fall down, and Ouyang Nana took off the gloves in a hurry, thinking it was a glove interfere with his performance.

"Hey! Nana, don't take off your gloves. Corn leaves can cut your hands. You play the cello, so you need to protect them!"

Seeing this, Teacher He immediately stopped him.

"Yes! We middle-aged and elderly people are rough-skinned and thick-skinned. We are not afraid of this. You young people have to take care of yourself!"

Sha Yi also showed the care of his elders.

"Then why doesn't Li Yuan wear gloves?"

Ouyang Nana discovered Li Yuan's flaws.

That's true. In fact, at the very beginning, everyone went to the ground to break corn, not only had to fasten leather apron, but also had to wear gloves, the best and best protective measures.

However, with the increase of experience in breaking corn, and getting used to this kind of environment, Li Yuan also relaxed a little, and Li Yuan also broke corn with his bare hands.

"I"

Hearing Ouyang Nana mentioning himself, Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Don't mention it, I was wearing gloves in front of me, but later I had a psychological shadow and didn't dare to wear them!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Ouyang Nana was startled, looking at the gloves in her hand, she felt inexplicably heart palpitations: "What's the matter?"

Chapter 256 Let's talk about the way of husband and wife 【Subscription】

Wearing gloves can cast a psychological shadow, no matter what, it seems strange, even in the bright world, Ouyang Nana subconsciously made up stories such as ghosts.

The pen has a pen fairy, the plate has a dish fairy, does this glove also have a cover fairy "Don't talk nonsense, why do you scare people?"

Zhuge Dali sent a small wave of negative emotional values, and then gave Li Yuan a routine programmatic look.

Just now everyone broke the corn for a while, and it was possible to take the opportunity to trim it a little. Sha Yi's forehead was sweating a little, so he raised his hand and wiped it: "Xiaoyuan, how can you take the gloves out of the psychological shadow and talk about it!"

"Ugh!"

Li Yuan sighed without saying a word: "In the first issue, I was just breaking corn with gloves, and then I didn't know what was going on, so I put it in my pocket!"

"When I was going back, I took a taxi and subconsciously turned it over. At that time, the driver felt strange and asked me why I still wear gloves with me."

Having said that, Li Yuan looked at everyone and found that they were all looking at him attentively, so he continued: "I said it at the time, I'm used to wearing gloves when I work. Don't cut yourself or get your hands dirty!"

"But who knew that the driver's face turned green after listening to it!"

Ouyang Nana: ""

Zhuge Dali: ""

Sha Yi is also: ""

I didn't understand it at all, but this has to talk about Mr. He's thinking reaction. As the host, he still has a very fast mind, and he laughed directly: "The driver is treating you as a cold-faced killer."

A word to wake up the dreamer! Putting on gloves will neither cut your hands nor get your hands dirty. It is indeed a good equipment for breaking corn, but if you switch to another way of thinking, it seems that the same is true for killers.

No wonder the driver was so scared that his face turned green, and he thought he had run into the suspect in the legendary carjacking and murder case, so he had to panic! "Hey! No! Psychological shadow, how did it become you?"

Sha Yi suddenly reacted and felt that there was a loophole in it.

Then he looked at Li Yuan and sighed again: "The driver was taken aback at the time, he turned away, and almost fell into the ditch. You said you were afraid or not, I'm still in a cold sweat when I think of it now!"

The negative emotion value from Ouyang Nana is +55! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +44 comes from "If you say that, it's really scary!"

Sha Yi nodded again and again: "The driver is really miserable, how could he pull a guest like you!"

"I'm so miserable too!"

Li Yuan shrugged: "Okay, okay, everyone, don't rest, let's go!"

The actual mountain is also to let everyone take a breath, especially Ouyang Nana, this girl is really not the material for work, the first time she enters the state, she will fall behind! I wasn't here for the competition, Mr. He took good care of him, and kept letting everyone adjust the speed to cooperate with Ouyang Nana.

Finally, the emperor paid off, this girl slowly and slowly found a little bit of experience, and when she started to break off the corn smoothly, it was obvious that she had to go back to replenish her stamina.

It has actually been more than an hour since everyone went out. If the way back goes smoothly, we should return to the mushroom house after twelve o'clock.

The corn that was broken from the corn field was moved to the trolley, and the three men became the main labor force. Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana had certain privileges.

"Brother Sha Yi, I don't think you need to work so hard!"

Li Yuan found that Sha Yi was indeed a typical representative of honesty and honesty.

From the very beginning, he wanted to take on the family's labor. If he hadn't pulled him just now, he would have thought of breaking it for another hour, so he had to collect the corn for today's meal.

"Sha Yi is indeed a good boy!"

He Jiong said with a smile: "Compared to you, Chen He is just... a waste! You work hard, he tries hard to find opportunities not to work!"

"Hey! I'm also taking the opportunity to exercise and lose weight!"

Sha Yi wiped the sweat from his forehead. Now he is in the cornfield. This airtight environment is too stuffy and hot, and he feels that his clothes are soaked through.

"Could it be that after you go back, your sister-in-law will blame you for not completing the task?"

Li Yuan was blunt, and revealed the truth in one sentence, and Sha Yi immediately pouted.

Anyway... Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana are all standing outside, and the three big men are here, can't they show their majesty "I have to give your sister-in-law some face outside, after all, it's not all written in the book. The respect between the couple is mutual!"

Sha Yi also said one thing at a time: "Don't watch her teacher train me outside, go back and be honest, I can do whatever I want, and I don't dare to say a word!"

Li Yuan: "Shouldn't you just wash the dishes if you want, and mop the floor if you want to? Brother Chen He also enjoys the same treatment!"

"Actually, what Sha Yi said makes sense. Xiaoyuan, you still don't understand it, but you will understand it after you get married. It is true that you have to accommodate each other and understand each other. Even if it is a quarrel, you must pay attention to who admits his fault first!"

"It's really a couple's way!"

Teacher He began to teach his life insights, and immediately made Sha Yi feel the same way: "Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with what Teacher He said, don't look at outside, she always trains me, if you really quarrel at home, she will have to kneel. beg me!"

"It won't be kneeling and strangling you, please don't die."

Li Yuan feels that he and Sha Yi have too much in common, and they can always chat together! "How come?"

Sha Yi waved his hand: "What do you think of me, I'll tell you that, if there is a fight, she will definitely kneel down immediately and beg me to climb out of the bed, and she has to swear not to beat me, I That's how to forgive her!"

Chapter 257 You can be a manure machine 【Subscription】

Sha Yi successfully deduced how the dignity of a man who was subjected to domestic violence was maintained, which made everyone laugh directly. It has to be said that Sha Yi has life experience.

He must be the only one who can talk about this topic, Li Yuan has nothing to do with him, an unmarried man, although Zhuge Dali has done a lot of work with himself, he is basically invincible. . . and victorious.

The corn in the field has been transported twice. On the second trip, Mr. He and the two girls can repair it. It's time to take a bath, what to do.

Li Yuan and Sha Yi pulled back another car, and the work of counting the harvest was still Zhuge Dali, a scholar. Although the master of science and engineering is a bit incompetent when it comes to counting, the work that should be done still has to be done. .

In a short period of time, the harvest is acceptable. After all, there are many people and great strength. Five people work. Even if there is a lot of delay in the middle, it will still bring back nearly a thousand corns.

Of course, there is still a big gap before the completion of today's task, but no one stipulates that you can't eat without finishing your work! On the one hand, Ouyang Nana wants to taste a meal of scallion oil noodles at noon. Fan, on the other hand, this is relatively easier.

Li Yuan and Sha Yi went back to the yard after taking a shower one by one. Xiao Yu'er accompanied Brother Piao seriously. Hu Ke was wearing an apron and was slicing cucumbers. It looked like a good knife.

Teacher He took Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana, who had finished counting the corn, to rest under the pergola. Teacher Huang had entered the final stage of the noodles with scallion oil.

"Hey! You have a good time today! Hu Ke has filled you several dishes!"

Teacher Huang began to praise Hu Ke.

"I didn't do anything, it's all cold dishes. It's still Mr. Huang's hard work!"

Hu Ke specializes in scolding Sha Yi, and he is quite good at chatting with others: "It's really not an ordinary hard work to cook!"

There is nothing wrong with what I said. In the first season, Huang Lei would follow everyone to work in the fields, but after that, he basically stopped going out of the mushroom house.

The reason is this, because it takes a lot of time to cook and cook, and it will be exhausting to come back after finishing the work, even if everyone comes to help.

The other thing is... the stove is... open air, although it is not as sultry as everyone in the cornfield, but guarding the stove, the temperature can be imagined.

"Mr. Huang really worked hard, we see it in our eyes and it hurts in our hearts!"

Li Yuan didn't go to the pergola, but went directly to Huang Lei's side and started to help with serving bowls.

Seeing this, Zhuge Dali also went to serve the dishes. Hu Ke made quite a few cold dishes, including tomatoes mixed with white sugar, shallots and white tofu, and shredded cucumbers that had just been placed on the plate.

“I prefer to cook, and this too!”

Huang Lei's recognition of his work is still a small one: "But speaking of it, the vegetables here are also good, all of which are green and natural!"

"You love to eat, and I love to cook too!"

"Yes, yes, right now, most people outside are using pesticides or something, and they are not healthy at all. If you want to eat them, you have to eat these.... They are grown by yourself, no pollution, no pesticide residues, eat Don't worry!"

Sha Yi was so tired, sitting under the pergola, looking at the shredded cucumber that Li Yuanxian brought up, he reached out and squeezed one and put it directly in his mouth: "Mmmmmmm, this tastes good! I've always wanted to make a small one. Vegetable garden, grow your own vegetables or something, this is called organic vegetables, self-sufficient, grow whatever you want!"

"Don't talk nonsense, you want to eat meat and vegetables all day long! And organic vegetables"

Hu Ke couldn't help but began to reveal Sha Yi's personal eating habits: "Besides, if you build a small vegetable garden, do you know how to grow it? Do you know how to take care of watering and fertilizing?"