Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"You said her two husbands"

Sha Yi asked a question, then thought about it and continued: "I don't know that, anyway, it's just hearsay, I'll just chat with you! It's not impossible that you say it's her husband's problem, what do you think? !"

"Well, I think it may be her husband's problem. If she adjusts her clothing and brand choices, I think this situation may not occur!"

What Li Yuan said was also serious, and directly confused Sha Yi: "What are you talking about about wearing clothes?"

"yes!"

Li Yuan nodded: "If this woman is Kefu, then her husband had better wear sports clothes, and then choose the Nike brand, I think it may be no problem!"

"Nike"

Sha Yi feels that there are countless question marks in his head! The negative emotion value from Sha Yi is +66! "Xiao Yuan, can you stop being so skinny!"

The question marks in Sha Yi's head, after reacting to it, were like bursting soap bubbles one by one, turning into exclamation marks!

The laugh is speechless and helpless, but I still want to laugh. This feeling is more intuitive and strong for the audience in the live broadcast room, and the response is excellent: "Hahahaha! Li Yuan has a hole in his brain! Nike"

"I'll double the amount of money Nike gives you to Adidas!"

"Hoohoho! Laughing, I just like to wear the Nike brand! Now I feel like I'm wearing a yellow jacket!"

"That's called Danshu Iron Coupon, a gold medal to avoid death, to shun evil, and to avoid everything!"

"I have a premonition that Nike's sales are going to explode!"

"In terms of being funny, I have to say Li Yuan, it's just...open mouth!"

"Booming in a trance!"

Chapter 267 There might be snakes in this place 【Subscription】

Walking and chatting, seeing the mushroom house close at hand, then Sha Yi heard the familiar cry, from his son Xiaoyuer.

"What happened"

With the help of Li Yuan, Sha Yi pushed the trolley into the yard without unloading the truck, and went straight to the crime scene.

Seeing Hu Ke pinching his waist, he was obviously very angry.

"What else could it be, your son insists on teaching colored lights to hatch eggs! You see how many broken colored lights are so scared that they ran away from home!"

Hu Ke pointed to the firewood stack, and sure enough, there were two or three broken eggs, and there was no shadow of the Nicholas lamp in the yard, so he was obviously stimulated.

"That's it! Son, eggs that can hatch chicks are not... these.... In the future, Dad will raise two specially for you, okay, don't cry! "

Sha Yi patted Xiao Yu'er on the shoulder: "Go, see where Brother Piao has gone!"

"Brother Piao also ran away. Your son has been slipping for a day. I saw Brother Piao's four legs trembling!"

Hu Ke laughed when he said that, but he really didn't know what to do.

At the age of five or six years old, it was the time when the bear children were wreaking havoc. Originally, Hu Ke wanted to help Huang Lei more, manage the dinner earlier, and directly let Xiao Yuer overturn the schedule.

"You also calm down, isn't the child still young!"

Sha Yi began to do ideological work for Hu Ke: "Don't be so violent next time, when you encounter something, you still have to be more patient and self-reflection! The people all over the country are watching you, you have to do something Not a good example!"

"I think I'll be able to reflect on myself!"

Hu Ke glanced at Sha Yi: "Don't say anything else, I lost my temper and beat you that time, and I don't reflect on it later."

"Sister-in-law isn't it!"

Li Yuan unloaded the corn in the cart directly into the open space, and then walked over, just when he heard such remarks.

"You must reflect on it! You dare to hit me"

Shayi's machismo manifested most vividly.

"Yes! Every time I finish beating him, I have to reflect for a long time whether I'm playing too lightly!"

Hu Ke glanced at Sha Yi again, but thinking that Mr. Huang was still busy, he turned his head and wanted to rush over to help.

This gives Shay a chance.

"Don't look at what your sister-in-law says is so cruel, in fact, I always let her, if I really stare"

Sha Yi turned his head and followed Li Yuan to show off, and just halfway through his words, he felt murderous.

Looking at Hu Ke, who had just walked a few steps away, he came running towards him, and said with a cold eyebrow, "Sha Yi!!! What did you say just now? I'll listen to you again!"

Looking at the menacing Hu Ke, Sha Yi subconsciously wanted to withdraw, but in the face of the vast TV audience, he still stood firm.

Taking a deep breath, he looked at Hu Ke in a grand manner: "Hey! Stop, you! Let me tell you, you are a good wife and mother after all, you should pay attention to your image, what do you have to say?"

Seeing that Hu Ke was getting closer, he was already gearing up, and Sha Yi's voice became louder: "If I have something to say, I can't wait for me to kneel down first!!!"

"Sha Yi, then you...kneel down first!"

Mr. Huang took the time to participate in the topic: "Don't just talk and practice!"

"By the way! We have to go back quickly, Mr. He needs us! Xiaoyuan, let's go quickly!"

Sha Yi made a wise decision, he didn't even care about the trolley, he turned his head and left.

Li Yuan pushed the car and followed closely, leaving Hu Ke behind with a string of laughter.

"Brother Sha Yi, your relationship with your sister-in-law is really good!"

Li Yuan's words are true. From the way of life of the two, or the way of chatting, they must be full of happiness.

Hu Ke's domestic violence! Sha Yi was beaten! In fact, it is... a kind of fun to adjust life.

"That's a must! Your sister-in-law has suffered a lot when she followed me!"

What Sha Yi said seemed to be the real thing, but he didn't talk about it deeply: "When you find a girlfriend in the future, you have to find your sister-in-law!"

"A good wife and good mother, what more can a husband ask for!"

Sha Yi walked in front, talking to himself, with his hands behind his back, he seemed to be really tired, he didn't mention the cart at all, and when he went back empty, he naturally went a lot faster.

The two first loaded the car with the remaining corn in the corn field, and then went to the vegetable field to find He Jiong and the others. From a distance, they could hear the two girls talking and laughing.

Picking vegetables is indeed easier than breaking corn. Breaking corn is labor, but picking is leisure. He Jiong sat on the ground and watched Sha Yi and Li Yuan return: "If you are tired, take a break!"

"Mr. He, it seems that you still don't understand me. Let me tell you, with my physical fitness, I just pushed back the cart of corn in the mushroom house. I didn't blushed or breathed, and it was very relaxed!"

Sha Yi fully explained what it means to lie with one's eyes open, and Li Yuan rarely exposed the man's lies, satisfying his fragile self-esteem needs.

"Yes! Brother Sha Yi was really walking like a fly just now, and Sister Hu Ke didn't catch up even if she tried to beat him!"

Li Yuan immediately made a proof of his strength.

"Is that trying to beat me? That's trying to massage me, didn't you all see it before!"

Sha Yi didn't change his face, and jumped directly into the vegetable field: "Mr. He, are there any... snakes in this field?"

He turned his head and asked.

It doesn't matter this sentence, Ouyang Nana, who was chatting happily, was startled and looked at Zhuge Dali with a look of horror: "There are snakes in this place"

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I've been here many times, and I haven't seen him once!"

Zhuge vigorously comforted Ouyang Nana.

"Dali, if you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean it's gone! Do you know what a cauliflower snake is? It's in the vegetable field, and the snake's skin just looks like the color of the vegetables, so you can't tell it at all!"

Sha Yi said more and more vigorously: "But the cauliflower snake is not poisonous. If it encounters a five-step snake, it will be bad! The poison is particularly strong!"

Ouyang Nana was already trembling, feeling like a snake was lurking wherever she looked, her little face was a little pale.

Chapter 268 Li Yuan's rule over the five-step snake 【Subscription】

What is the current state of the grass and trees? This is the case! The vegetable field itself is full of branches and vines, and if there is a snake hiding in it, it is obviously impossible to detect it at the first time.

Ouyang Nana was so frightened that even Zhuge Dali was a little worried, but she still tried to appease: "Don't listen to Brother Sha Yi, he's just teasing us!"

"I'm still a little scared!"

Ouyang Nana knew that Sha Yi was joking, but the key was that the joke had a lot of credibility.

If this guy's crow mouth comes true, it will be really miserable: "Let's go up first!"

"Okay, Sha Yi, if you scare them again, then they will go back to Hu Ke to complain, it is estimated that you will be miserable!"

Teacher He directly took a different approach.

This is called solving the problem in a straight line. After hearing He Jiong clarify the stakes, Sha Yi immediately entered the state of being a gentleman: "Dali, Nana, I was just... just kidding, how could there be snakes! Or you guys Look, I'll come down and give you a demonstration!"

Sha Yi entered the vegetable field and walked around, indicating that it was a safe area.

It was the same in the first place. The program team naturally had to think carefully in advance and would not allow this kind of scene to happen. If a snake really came out and bit the guest, they couldn't take the responsibility.

"Look! It's all right!"

Sha Yi, who had slipped around for a while, with a calm demeanor, once again showed his safety towards Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly exclaimed.

"what!"

Sha Yi suddenly squatted down, his expression changed greatly.

Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana even screamed in succession and ran out. As for Sha Yi's life and death, let him fend for himself! "Hehehe!"

Sha Yi looked at the two girls and was so frightened that he stood up with a wicked smile. It turned out to be a prank: "I seem to have slapped my feet just now!"

"Humph!"

After realizing that he had been deceived, Zhuge Dali also aroused his anger. Before, he thought that Li Yuan was irritating enough, but he didn't expect that Sha Yi's anger would be so maddening.

"Brother Sha Yi, be careful, if I catch a five-step snake tonight, I will throw it directly into your house!"

What Zhuge Dali said was murderous.

"No way"

Li Yuan has just been in: Sitting on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, who would have thought that Chiyu would soon be affected: "You take revenge on Brother Sha Yi, I agree with both hands, but you can't implicate the other innocent people!"

"Whoever is innocent, you want to say Mr. He and Mr. Huang are innocent, I admit it, but it is absolutely impossible to say that you are innocent!"

Zhuge Dali directly divided Li Yuan and Sha Yi into the same camp.

"Alright alright!"