Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Top Ten Dressed Person Award"

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, repeated it subconsciously, and then entered a state of ignorance again, their brains were running fast, trying to solve the puzzle.

Two or three minutes later! He Jiong suddenly slapped his thigh and got it! He pointed at Li Yuan with a smile: "Hey! You kid, if you say that, do you have to give me a Changsha person award?"

"Don't, don't! Mr. He, you've been killing people, how can I give you an award!"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Now the whole country is sweeping away the evil!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +77! After Mr. He said this, he finally understood what Li Yuan said just now. Sha Yi giggled. Brain: "Then if you don't give Mr. He a way to kill someone, then give me a Changchun person award, no problem."

Sha Yi pinched his chin and raised his eyebrows towards Li Yuan.

Hmm! The Top Ten Best Dressed People Award that Li Yuan just mentioned is...Shijiazhuang People Award, and Teacher He's hometown is Changsha, that is the Changsha Killing Award, Sha Yi's hometown is...Changchun, and so on.

Ouyang Nana was still confused at first, but after Zhuge whispered in his ear, he finally stretched his brows: "Then I am the Taibei Prize! What kind of prize are you?"

"He! He is the Caveman Award!"

Zhuge Dali directly gave Li Yuan a search for his roots, and he went straight to the Paleolithic Age. The cavemen were named after the cave at the top of the Longgushan site in Zhoukoudian, the imperial capital.

Li Yuan is...a native of the Imperial Capital, there is nothing wrong with what he said! There is a girl named Jiang Zhenyu in "Creation Camp". If she comes to the mushroom house, she will probably be awarded a Yuanmou person award, her hometown Yunnan! "OK OK!"

He Jiong was happy for a long time, and suddenly found that it was much cooler. Although the vegetable field itself was cooler than the... airtight corn field, it was cooler now! What's the problem? The temperature has dropped! The sun is going down! A lot of work I haven't done it yet! "Let's pick some vegetables quickly, and in a while... we have to go to the watermelon field!"

Teacher He took the lead and was the first to enter the vegetable field again.

With him as an example, Ouyang Nana, who was frightened and panicked before, followed closely, mainly because just after Li Yuan talked nonsense, I have a guy here who can pretend to be Xu Xian! Xu Xian is not afraid of it. It's just... snakes, whatever...

Whether Bai Suzhen is here, or Xiaoqing is here, he can arrange it properly, to the point of being in good order.

Under the leadership of Mr. He, the progress is very fast. I picked a lot of various vegetables in different categories, put them in the car, and rushed to the next destination, the watermelon field, to march! Maybe northerners have a feeling that when summer comes , It was dark at night, but after a little sign of darkness, the sun really set in minutes.

When he returned to the mushroom house, it was indeed quite dark. Li Yuan continued to carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardship, pushing the trolley, which was full of corn.

Sha Yi was holding a big watermelon. There were a lot of carefully selected ones, enough for everyone to eat happily! Ouyang Nana and Zhuge Dali were carrying bamboo baskets with various vegetables on them, and Teacher He continued to lead the way. The role of people, leading the way.

Of course, it's not that he doesn't want to help everyone share the burden, the key is that everyone's kindness is difficult, but.......

Mushroom House teacher Huang was frying something on the stove, Hu Ke had already tidy up the table, the cold dishes had been served, and even Xiaoyuer had a task to help set the chopsticks.

Hu Ke turned his head to look at the courtyard gate, but there was no movement at all: "Mr. Huang, you see they haven't come back yet, are they too tired and stopped halfway, why don't I pick them up!"

"No! You have to believe in everyone's strength, how can you be tired and not come back?"

Mr. Huang turned his head to look at Hu Ke while frying, and winked his eyes: "Maybe they ran into a robber on the way and were kidnapped!"

Hu Ke smiled speechlessly: "Then do we have to save some money to redeem people!"

"No, let them tear up the ticket!"

Huang Lei shook his head, and as soon as he finished speaking, a familiar voice from Teacher He came from outside: "We're back!"

Teacher He pushed open the courtyard door of the mushroom house, and backhanded Li Yuan to pull a trolley, and then others entered the door one after another, and the lights in the courtyard were already lit early.

"Hey, hey! Daughter-in-law, look at how big I am"

Sha Yi held the big watermelon and ran directly to Hu Ke to show off: "I'll let you taste it at night!"

Chapter 271 Those things about bathing 【Subscription】

Speaking of which, the weather during the day was surprisingly sultry, and at night it was finally able to cool down. The corn-breaking team finally returned, so it must be a must to take a bath.

Otherwise, let alone eating, even if you sit down, you will feel uncomfortable, women's privileges are fully demonstrated, and Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana have the right to take a bath in advance.

Mr. He sat under the pergola, arranged for Li Yuan to put the watermelon in a bucket to chill, and turned to look at Sha Yi: "How do you feel? Are you tired?"

"It's alright! It's true that I haven't worked so hard for a long time, and I'm a little uncomfortable!"

Sha Yi said one thing, he must be tired if he is tired.

Who caught up with such hot weather, fanning the palm fan and saying, "If it's still so hot tomorrow, it will be really hard to endure!"

Sha Yi fanned the wind furiously, his face was a little red, even if he washed his face quickly after he came back, he still did not cool down so quickly.

"Brother Sha Yi, you won't suffer from heat stroke, will you?"

Li Yuan soaked the watermelon and sat aside: "If you suffer from heat stroke, we can have medicine here!"

"how is this possible"

Sha Yi shrugged his shoulders: "I'm not so weak and I can't help it! The two girls have not suffered from heat stroke, so I can still win the bid."

"We really have Huoxiang Zhengqi here, why don't you... drink two bottles!"

Teacher He is also concerned about Qi Shayi's condition.

After all, they are guests, not like the people in the mushroom house, who already have the experience of working in the fields, especially this guy really tried his best to break corn in the morning.

"You must drink some, but what kind of Huoxiang is righteous! We'll be all white later, and then have a good sleep, and tomorrow I'll be full of blood and come back to life!"

Sayina is also a native of Northeast China, and has a tradition of drinking alcohol in the region.

"How about you, I also think your face is a little red"

Hu Ke brought another plate of cold dishes and looked at Sha Yi.

"Am I blushing? I'm involuntarily excited to be able to feel such a beautiful country life!"

Sha Yi's style of beating a swollen face and making a fat man is still extremely powerful.

Hu Ke rolled his eyes at him and said nothing more.

After a while, Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana finished washing up. Knowing that everyone was waiting in line to take a bath, they tried to speed up as much as possible.

After Mr. He and Sha Yiqian made some concessions, as a middle-aged and elderly person, he still couldn't resist this slightly young Sha Yi, and went into the room to take a shower.

Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana changed their clothes and sat down with everyone: "Oh! It's really comfortable to take a bath!"

Ouyang Nana stretched comfortably.

"It's a little hot today and I'm sweating!"

Zhuge nodded, and stood up as he spoke: "I'll go see if Sister Hu Ke needs help!"

"I don't think I'm sweating. After digging in the cornfield for a day, I think I can rub out a lot of mud!"

Sha Yi fanned his palm fan and smiled.

"Brother Sha Yi, will I have to find you a bath later?"

Li Yuan winked at Sha Yi.

Sha Yi laughed: "Hahaha, don't mention it, I can't find someone to take a bath, I have a mental barrier!"

"Oh what's the matter"

Ouyang Nana is more curious about this question.

Sha Yi thought about it for a moment, and felt that it didn't matter to talk about it. Anyway... it was many years ago: "I went to take a bath outside when I was in school. I told the bath master in advance, and I said I might have a little mud on me!"

Sha Yi began to recall the past, with a sigh on his face: "The uncle also said that he has been rubbing in the bath for more than [-] years, what kind of person has never seen, and later he will cry when he rubs it!"

"He said that the mud from my body is enough to build two rooms! I haven't seen a person who can produce mud like me in more than [-] years!"

Sha Yi's self-deprecation made Ouyang Nana burst into laughter. After all, thinking about that scene was enough to make people speechless, Ouyang Nana covered her mouth and tried her best not to laugh so loudly.

I was afraid that it would cause damage to Teacher Sha Yi's heart, but I couldn't help it, so I could only say: "Brother Sha Yi, you haven't taken a bath for many years."

"That's definitely not the case! Taking a bath and rubbing a bath are two different things, okay! Some people are born like this, and they are prone to mud!"

in spite of....

It's true or false, anyway... Sha Yi himself believed this sentence.

"I think it's still you who don't take a bath and don't pay attention to hygiene!"

Ouyang Nana bullied her nose, but soon Li Yuan spoke up, and at a critical moment, he supported Sha Yi: "Yes! I think what Brother Sha Yi said is correct! Some people, or a certain body part, that is. ..it's easy to get muddy, hey! Have you seen Doraemon?"

"I've seen it! Doraemon, Doraemon! I really like that... Fatty Blue!"

Ouyang Nana held her chin: "I think the blue fat man is too powerful, he has all the props in his pocket!"

"If I had a blue fat man as a friend, it would be really cool, bamboo dragonfly, any door, time machine, there are really too many!"

The more Ouyang Nana spoke, the more she yearned for it.

"Yeah! It's amazing!"

Li Yuan nodded: "But I want to ask you a question!"

"what is the problem"

Ouyang Nana subconsciously reacted to Li Yuan's question: "My brain is not as good as yours, if you can't answer it, you can't laugh at me!"

"Nana, don't worry, if you can't answer, isn't there me!"

Sha Yi patted his chest, looked at Li Yuan as if he was winning, and said, "Xiao Yuan, you can speak now!"

"I just wanted to ask, have you ever thought about why the blue fat man doesn't have a neck?"

As soon as Li Yuan raised this question, Sha Yi and Ouyang Nana subconsciously thought of Dora's appearance.

Don't say it! It's true! Sha Yi and Ouyang Nana looked at each other for about three or four minutes, and finally conceded and abstained, and felt more and more that Li Yuan's thinking leap span was very large: "We can't guess, just tell me. ! Why doesn't he have a neck!"

"Simple!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly, without being long-winded, and directly announced the correct answer: "That's because of Lamborghini!"

Chapter 272 Sha Yi is really suffering from heat stroke 【Subscription】

"Why don't you say Rolls-Royce and Lamborghini!"

Ouyang Nana just suddenly heard that Li Yuan reported a luxury car brand, and she blurted out and asked: "Hurry up and say why he doesn't have a neck!"

"I said it! Because of Lamborghini!"

Li Yuan spread his hands, turned his head and glanced at Sha Yi, and found that Sha Yi was also looking at him with a dazed look.

In desperation, I can only further clarify the meaning: "Two! Listen carefully! It's a Lamborghini, and the blue neck is easy to accumulate mud, so Dora has no neck."

"have you understood"

Li Yuan looked at Ouyang Nana and Sha Yi, and finally showed an expression of sudden realization, and he was relieved. It was as if the cross talk was doomed to be a failure if the audience did not understand the burden.