Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

What Teacher He said is very true, the rag has water, the socket is charged, and the water can conduct electricity.

Don't cause any accident because of wiping the socket, it will be very bad.

"Oh, I see!"

Ouyang Nana reacted immediately, and quickly retracted her hand, she did not expect any danger, she was a little embarrassed and at a loss.

This kind of behavior made Teacher He feel that what he just said was too direct, and he was worried that it would hurt the child's self-esteem a bit.

"I remember this very clearly. It seems that in junior high school, our physics teacher specially mentioned it. At that time, he asked us about 11 volts, 30 volts, 10 volts and 350 volts, which can be touched and which cannot be touched."

"Later our class study"

何老师说到一半,就瞧着诸葛大力进了门,马上把问题交给现场,,的学霸:“大力,问你个问题,11伏,30伏,22伏,10伏和350伏的电压,你,说那个…可以摸”

Zhuge Dali doesn't seem to need to think about it: "The safe voltage of the human body is within 36 volts. In theory, the voltage of 11 volts and 30 volts can be touched by hand!"

"wrong!"

Li Yuan suddenly opened his mouth and instantly attracted everyone's attention. They all looked at him and looked at him seriously: "I think so! In theory, all of them can be touched directly, but some can only be touched once!"

Chapter 306 Li Yuan has something to say 【Subscription】

It is said that there is a ring brand called.

Yes, the abbreviation is actually three 3 words again, stone, marriage, and ring.

This ring is incredible, it needs the man to buy it with his ID card, and it can only be bought once in a lifetime.

It's not amazing! Just by virtue of this statement, it is well received by romantic people, and the business is also booming. Hundreds of monopoly stores have been opened all over the country. …

However, it can only be used once in a lifetime. Li Yuan's statement has nothing to do with romance. Although it is true, the angry Zhuge Dali wants to bite.

Take another wave of negative emotions! Take a deep breath! Take a deep breath! Zhuge vigorously calmed himself and looked at Li Yuan: "I think what you said is wrong!"

"Um why not"

Li Yuan asked.

Zhuge Dali shrugged his shoulders: "I think you can try a high-voltage one. If you win the lottery, how about trying it again!"

Unexpectedly, this girl would be able to come back for herself, Li Yuan smiled: "Forget it, if I become a thunderbolt Beibei, then it will be bad for someone to study it!"

"Hahaha!"

Sha Yi's love is difficult to restrain, and the two bickering has indeed become a repertoire in the mushroom house.

"I suddenly remembered a funny thing!"

It seemed that Sha Yi really remembered something funny, and before he started talking, he was already laughing endlessly.

"Brother Sha Yi, can you control yourself first!"

Ouyang Nana was waiting to hear the story, who would have thought that Sha Yi would laugh for several minutes.

"Sha Yi, don't be funny, if you don't talk about what happened, we can start the next topic!"

Teacher He is also reminding Sha Yi that there is not much time left for him.

"Well, that's it... I went to Yan Ni's house for dinner once, and I usually eat mutton, but it was very enjoyable that time!"

Sha Yi began to enter the memory mode: "It's not the kind of copper pot that I used, or...the kind of pot of the induction cooker, put some seasonings, and then...the fresh mutton! It's so much better than eating at home! "

"Do you think it's better than eating at your own as long as you eat at someone else's house! Not only don't you have to worry about anything, you don't have to spend money!"

Teacher He joked with Sha Yi, and said Sha Yi's old face blushed: "Why don't you need to spend money, it's not that you don't know, I don't have any money at all!"

"Besides, that's not what I said!"

Sha Yi was eager to share with everyone: "I have a deep memory at the time, so I asked Yan Ni what kind of numb, spicy, fresh and fragrant you use! But next time, don't put so many peppers, eat It's a lot, and my mouth feels a little numb!"

"Guess what Yan Ni said"

Sha Yi began to look for a partner to cooperate, just like a cross talk looking for a puppet, and looked around: "I can't guess."

"Just keep talking!"

Teacher He raised his hand and motioned for Sha Yi to complete the next part of the story.

"Yan Ni was stunned at the time. She said that she didn't put sesame peppers in the seasoning, not even a little bit! I said it was impossible, it was very numb, it definitely felt numb and crispy!"

Sha Yi's expression is vivid and her acting is accurate, making everyone immersive: "Later she also deliberately found the seasoning packet, there is really no hemp pepper."

"Do you guys know what's going on? Well, guess what!"

The sudden brain teaser made the audience a little confused, but Mr. He's brain was spinning so fast that he was able to guess Sha Yi's story.

It is definitely through a certain incentive that the memory of the past is brought back, so just think about what you were talking about before, you can basically guess it.

Sure enough, after contacting the context, Mr. He's eyes lit up quickly: "Sha Yi! Could it be that...the pot for rinsing meat is leaking electricity?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana subconsciously showed a sudden realization, and then went to see Sha Yi, and saw him patted his thigh directly, and raised a thumb at He Jiong: "Awesome! It is indeed Teacher He. Really, I really felt numb at the time, and then Yan Ni told me, that... the pot might be really leaking electricity!"

"So I think if the voltage is not high, there should be no harm to the body, and it can even be used as a condiment!"

Sha Yi simply inspired everyone's thoughts through a little story of his own.

"Well, as I said before, the safe voltage of the human body is...below 36 volts, the voltage is not enough...it really has no effect on the body!"

Zhuge Dali used his identity as a scholar again to further prove the rationality of Sha Yi's story.

"Yes! I seem to have seen some kind of electrotherapy on the Internet before! It seems that I want to quit Internet addiction!"

Ouyang Nana also joined the discussion group. When I read the news on the Internet, I seemed to have seen a lot of related reports, which caused a lot of uproar.

About electric shock madman, magnetic storm infantry, thunder and lightning king, etc... The owner of the title, Yang Yongxin, used electric shocks to abuse children, and said that it was to treat Internet addiction. Many people know this.

So as soon as Ouyang Nana finished speaking, everyone subconsciously reflected the name in their minds. It is best to skip this kind of content that can cause psychological and discomfort to oneself and others.

"Hey! Xiaoyuan, why don't you talk!"

Sha Yi discovered something was wrong just now. After all, Li Yuan's brain is also spinning very fast. Why didn't he think of the problem of electricity leakage in the hot pot? Subconsciously, he felt that there must be something strange about this! "Uh!"

Li Yuan scratched his head: "Actually, I've been thinking about it just now, that is... Just now you said that Mr. Yan Ni's hotpot has its own spicy function! I have a slightly different idea! I don't know what to say. Improper talk!"

Sha Yi directly gave Li Yuan a chance to speak, raised his hand and said, "What's wrong to say! Say it!"

Li Yuan nodded: "I think so, maybe you still feel numb when you eat shabu-shabu without the sesame pepper, maybe there is another reason."

Seeing that everyone was all ears and listening, Li Yuan didn't hesitate: "Do you think it's the pot of Teacher Yan Ni's house, and the one who didn't come to brush the pot is the spicy taste left over from the last time we cooked the meat?"

Chapter 307 Li Yuan is about to be banned 【Subscription】

The pot of the shabu-shabu is not cleaned, which can retain the original spicy taste of the last time and transfer it to the next meal, which greatly saves the seasoning and enriches the taste.

The negative emotion value from Sha Yi is +77! The negative emotion value from He Jiong is +66! After listening to Li Yuan's guess, Sha Yi's whole face collapsed. Hearing everyone's sudden laughter, he was speechless. He sighed: "Hey! Xiao Yuan'er, I think it is necessary to take you to Yan Ni's house for a meal, and you must have shabu-shabu!"

"Don't! Teacher Yan Ni can't give me eight dollars when she sees me!"

Li Yuan quickly shook his head.

"Then how dare you say that! If Yan Ni is watching the show, you will have to vomit blood now!"

Teacher He pointed to Li Yuan: "Anyway...you will meet sooner or later! Just wait!"

"Mr. Yan Ni, I was wrong!"

Li Yuan turned his head to look at the camera, and sincerely expressed his attitude of admitting his mistake: "mainly, I think the pot of our house's hot pot will not leak electricity!"

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

Sha Yi used the clear words: "I think your kid has to be beaten up!"

"That's right! You have to beat him up!"

Ouyang Nana immediately raised her hands in approval: "It's so annoying, I don't even know how his brain grows, it's just a mess of ideas!"

After all, it was said before that the hot pot was leaking electricity, which caused the hot meat to feel numb. This was a very wild idea, but who would have thought that Li Yuan would be able to find another way.

All the old irons in the live broadcast room were amused and leaned forward and back together: "Li Yuan, are you called the lumbar disc? How can you be so prominent?"

"Hahaha, I think Li Yangguanyuan can have wonderful inflammation every time!"

"That's right! Lippi is definitely not artificial leather, it's definitely real leather!"

"Yan Ni was inexplicably lying on the gun, vomiting blood"

"I'll go to Weibo in a while to leave a message to Yan Ni to expose Li Yuan!"

"Seek Yan Ni's psychological shadow area!"

"Yan Ni: Oh god! It's amazing if you have money, let's push the forehead, and the forehead will bully you to death!"

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Zhuge nodded vigorously to Ouyang Nana's remarks: "Everyone is a super popular and popular artist, he is now called a super popular and popular artist, maybe he chose to major in Chinese language... !"

"Don't compliment me like that, I'm a little thoughtful when I hear it. Speaking of which, I can achieve today's achievements, all from the accumulation of days on weekdays!"

Li Yuan continued with a humble look: "Actually, there is nothing special about it, it's just... use everyone's playing time to study! It's like hey! Dali, what do you know, during the period, only this a little bit!"

I don't know what Li Yuan suddenly thought of, but he started to ask questions, and stretched out vigorously towards Zhuge, his thumb and index finger formed a shape: "It's about this long, three centimeters can't be said anymore!"

"And then, when it grows up, it will grow more and more in an astounding way, not only grow thick, but also grow!"

When such a question was raised, Zhuge Dali frowned subconsciously, analyzing the clues just given by Li Yuan in his mind.

In fact, everyone here, and even all the veterans in the live broadcast room, all subconsciously entered the answering session, and they all worked together to use their brains.

"Xiaoyuan, you just said that it was so long in the early stage of growth, how thick was it at that time?"

Sha Yi felt that the clues given by Li Yuan were not very detailed.

"Probably so fine!"

Li Yuan stretched out a little thumb, shook it towards Sha Yi, and then watched the expression on his face become: narrow and playful.

The ancient way of writing should be "Sha Yi shows a smile that a man can understand"

, It shows that Sha Yi is on the road of becoming Huang Yi, and the more and more Sa Huan let go of himself: "Your question is a bit out of line! Teacher He, don't care about him!"

Teacher He looked at Li Yuan with an inquiring look. The topic's statement is indeed easy to evoke imagination, but in broad daylight, Li Yuan would never make such a joke.