Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Sha Yi smiled.

"It's not me! How can I possibly have a rival in love, if I really want to find a girlfriend, who can be my one enemy?"

Li Yuan snorted and got a few white eyes.

This kind of strong and powerful cheeky, everyone seems to be used to it.

"That buddy in my heart is... anxious! He can play the guitar, he has to be outstanding in terms of talent, otherwise he will not be competitive!"

"After chatting in the dormitory and asking for my opinion, I told him, first of all, the guitar has to be excluded, we can't be the same! There has to be something new!"

"And then, learning the piano is too slow and time-consuming, and the violin is particularly difficult, but if you learn a cucurbit silk or a harmonica, you always feel that it is a bit of a pediatrician!"

"After our analysis, we finally chose to learn Suona! Hey! Don't say it, my buddy's musical skills are really good, and he will be able to play in a few days!"

Li Yuan's speech is vivid, the characters are vividly portrayed, and everyone follows his rhythm, as if this is not a story, but something that happened around him! "What?"

Sha Yi is happy to listen to this passage! "Let's put it this way! It was lively at the time, it was like a needle-point to Maimang, a rival in love played "Romantic History of Love", and my buddy came to a lively rhythm "Pig Bajie Carrying My Wife"! "

"If a rival in love plays that..."Wait for your get out of class", my buddy can play "Cry Five"!"

When Li Yuan said this, he immediately entered the knowledge point link.

Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded: "Wait..., "Wait for your get out of class", we know, what the hell you said... "Crying Five Watches"?"

"Uh!"

Li Yuan scratched his head: "This is a very, very um, this is a funeral song!"

In just three words, everyone shut up and stopped discussing it. After all, the picture is really too much. Downstairs in the school flower dormitory, the rival guitar sang "Waiting for you after class".

It was so romantic and beautiful, as if there was a sweet smell floating in the air! But you "Crying Five Watches" messed up, I'll stop it! It's all paper money floating in the air! Li Yuan continued: "If a rival in love What to sing: I tried to hold your hand on a windy day, but the rain gradually became so heavy that I couldn’t see you! My buddy can play a song right away: I hold a stick of incense in my hand, the cigarette rises to nine days, and the door is hung with old paper, Hanging white flags on the second gate!"

Sha Yi couldn't hold back: "What song are you?"

Li Yuan: "It's called "Crying Seven Passes"! It's also a funeral song!"

"I don't need you to tell me. It's a stick of incense and a white banner! It's too intimidating! You guys are really a man. Are you pursuing a girlfriend or sending your girlfriend on the road!"

Huang Lei pointed at Li Yuan and expressed the doubts in everyone's heart.

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Hehe, this buddy of mine has gone here and there, and the level has skyrocketed. Many homes in the village that do white affairs come here because of their reputation. They even give cigarettes, alcohol, and money, so I want him to go to them. Farewell!"

"According to him, there is a class leader of the Red and White Council, thinking of inviting my buddies to join, and also told him that he can take care of the entire team in the future!"

"Although I haven't gained love yet, I almost got my career! At that time, he was a little moved!"

Li Yuan painted a bloody picture of the struggle of young people.

Huang Lei found the problem: "Hey! Didn't you learn Suona with your buddies? Then what happened to you?"

Chapter 321 The Story of Two Men 【Subscribe】

Li Yuan shrugged: "I am in charge of cheering up my buddy! Seriously, if I hadn't been supporting him like this, I would have really let him catch up to the school flower!"

"Pfft! What the hell did your kid do?"

Sha Yi pointed at Li Yuan and wanted to further seek the truth.

"No! I just think that my buddy has an extraordinary talent in the suona major! I think it is necessary for me to protect his talent from being destroyed, and it is necessary to further stimulate his potential!"

"This is to make our due contribution to the inheritance of my country's suona culture! It is my duty to go through fire and water!"

What Li Yuan said is righteousness and strictness, and righteousness is awe-inspiring.

"Don't keep interrupting, just wait and listen later!"

Hu Ke stopped Sha Yi's bad habit of interrupting at will, and created a good environment for Li Yuan to continue telling the story.

Li Yuan did not live up to his high expectations, and continued: "It's really a twist in the back, the rival in love is also a dangerous move, the sword is straight, the guitar is not played, the love song is not sung, it is changed to chanting, and the rest is not enough. Sing, just sing one!"

"My buddy plays "Crying Emperor", and the rival sings "Great Compassion Mantra"!"

"My buddy plays "The Great Funeral", and the rival sings "The Great Compassion Mantra"!"

"My buddies sing "Peaceful Road to the West", and the rival sings "The Great Compassion Mantra"!"

"My buddy plays "Ten Kneeling Parents' Grace", and the rival sings "Great Compassion Mantra"!"

"During that time, the whole school changed its color, the grass and trees were sad, the listeners were sad, the listeners were crying, there were no fights and troubles in the school, and there were no lovers, and the atmosphere was positive!"

"There's no love and love, isn't it chasing the school girl? What happened in the end?"

It was not Sha Yi who interrupted this time, but Ouyang Nana.

"School flower what school flower"

Li Yuan's words changed: "My buddy and this rival in love are inseparable, but the more this is the case, the feeling of knowing heroes and valuing heroes has arisen!"

"Stop! Don't say that these two finally came together, let's love and kill each other, kill each other and love each other"

Sha Yi's whole person was excited, and it seems that this kind of tricky drama is especially popular now.

A lot of movies and TV dramas have all exploded! "Don't make trouble! They are pure partners. My buddy and this rival in love are now working together to open a studio, specializing in funeral services. The career is impressive!"

Li Yuan wrote this story with a very perfect ending, which won the unanimous approval of the audience, and the negative emotions broke out in waves, and even drowned him.

"Let me go! What Li Yuan said is true or false"

"I think it's true. I just searched what he said just now. It's a funeral song!"

"That's right! I just listened to it and felt numb!"

"Uh! I'm getting goosebumps now. I'm really saying one thing at a time, cry this, cry that...for a while...Li Yuan won't give us a great sadness spell."

"If he can cast a Great Compassion Mantra, I'll really succumb to him!"

"It really taught him a lesson, I didn't know these things before!"

"But you can really listen to the Great Compassion Mantra, and you can meditate!"

"Is that meditation? I'm afraid my body will be cold."

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The veterans in the live broadcast room expressed their thoughts one after another. Regarding the stories that Li Yuan pops up from time to time, they are suspicious. You say that he is talking nonsense, and it feels like the real thing! Dramatic! "Hey! Today we have such a happy and peaceful atmosphere, don't pull your crotch! Even if you really know how to play suona, we won't listen to it anymore. You should still play the guitar!"

Mr. Huang turned the tide by himself and ended the in-depth discussion about funerals, but Sha Yi was still quite interested: "You said that people's careers are impressive, they really make money, and it's so hard to find a job now, it might not be a way out. !"

What Sha Yi said is......a social problem, how difficult is it to get a job now, that is how difficult it is, and they all say that after studying hard, you can find a good job.

But even after graduating from college, can you really find a good job? Not necessarily! Graduation is... unemployment, this is not a joke, every year college graduates have to break [-] people, the college entrance examination is a single-plank bridge , the same is true for university employment.

"If Xiaoyuan said that, the two of them really have a different way. After graduation, they can start their own business!"

Mr. He was drinking a lot, leaned back on the chair, and said with a smile.

"This is really true!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Now they are scarce talents, and many non-governmental red and white director associations are not accepting!"

"That's true! I remember when I was a kid, if anyone in our village did something white, they would have to find someone to do it. Now those old people are retired, and young people don't seem to like doing it much!"

Sha Yi, who was born in a rural area in Northeast China, has a deep understanding of it! "That must be true! Whoever young people likes to do this! Who doesn't want to go to big cities to develop!"

Hu Ke went on to say: "And there are so many people who take the civil service exam every year!"

"If you want me to say it is... the society's beatings are not enough, it's good to do something down-to-earth, down-to-earth! Besides, 360 lines, every line can be a champion!"

Huang Lei picked up the enamel jug and took a sip: "Xiao Yuan, these two classmates are not ordinary people, ordinary people can't do this, and they deserve the money they make!"

"Hey! Xiaoyuan, how profitable is this business, your classmate told you not to"

Sha Yi also asked a core question, and it is a question of general concern.

"He really didn't go into details about this, and I won't get to the bottom of it, but...he said, compared with the cremation work of other people's crematoriums, he is nothing. The benefits of the field are good!”

Li Yuan said that Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "Is it true that if I make money like this one day, I will get angry again, and I can't open the pot, can you let your classmates introduce me? By the way, there are people in the crematorium. "

"I need people! They need people [-] hours a day!"

Li Yuan replied immediately, and Sha Yi was immediately relieved: "This is good! This is good, eh?"

Sha Yi's expression suddenly froze, as if he felt that something was not right! There are people [-] hours a day

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"Are you really stupid!"

Hu Ke slapped Sha Yi's shoulder: "If people hold job fairs every month, it's fine, there are people [-] hours a day, what do you want to do?"

What can I do, of course, send it to heaven! Sha Yi scratched his head and smirked, in fact, even if Hu Ke didn't slap him down, he would have reflected it at the time, but the problem was the water that was poured out when he said it.

I can’t take it back even if I want to! The negative emotion value from Sha Yi is +67! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei is +55! The laughter that suddenly sounded from under He Jiong’s pergola is actually in stages. Yes, even at the end, the ones who still don't understand what happened are naturally Xiao Yu'er and Ouyang Nana.

The penultimate echelon is Zhuge Dali.

The rest of the people must be... those with quick reactions and quick thinking, Sha Yi pointed at Li Yuan: "Are you just waiting to dig a hole for me?"

"Sha Yi, don't talk about it anymore, you're still digging a hole and you're going to talk about it again, for a while... Li Yuan will carry a whole black coffin for you, and when the hole is dug, send it straight in!"

Teacher Huang directly pointed out Sha Yi's grammatical error.

"Okay, okay, if we can't get through this part, we won't skip it!"

Teacher He increasingly found this topic difficult to control.

"I just said something else, Sha Yi jumped into the fire pit by himself!"

Huang Lei really wanted to stop the topic before, but he didn't succeed, so Sha Yi gave him an extra pound.

"Okay okay! It's all my fault!"

Sha Yi raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "I've taken it! Brother Xiaoyuan'er, can't I take it?"

"Brother Sha Yi, don't make trouble!"

Li Yuan waved his hand. As the initiator of the topic, he still has considerable freedom in control. Seeing that everyone is satisfied with the topic, he can switch directly.

She snapped her fingers: "Secretary Vigor! Get my guitar out!"

"No one is polite and your secretary will say no"

Zhuge stared at him vigorously, emitting a small wave of negative emotions.