Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Just to find a path with no one, and bear it all alone! It's so miserable! "You're not an introvert, right! You're more energetic at most!"

Sha Yi pointed to Li Yuan: "It was the first time I visited my parents-in-law's house. Hey, my daughter-in-law can say no."

When encountering something, report it first, ask for instructions and ask the leadership, Sha Yi is now more and more well-behaved.

"Speak up! Let everyone know about your glorious deeds!"

Hu Ke seemed to have guessed what Sha Yi was going to say, and rolled his eyes angrily.

But I still gave a chance to speak! "I remember when I first came to visit, I was really worried to death. What was I like at the time except for being handsome? What an advantage"

What Sha Yi said is serious, Zhuge Dali may have been trained by Li Yuan, and when he hears someone boasting, he can't help but criticize: "Brother Sha Yi! Do you have any misunderstanding of the word handsome?"

"Dali, you probably haven't seen your brother Sha Yi when he was young. It's no exaggeration what he said. He really has a place in the military art school rankings!"

Teacher He gave Sha Yi a proof, but followed the conversation: "But it's not your fault, after all, Sha Yi is an [-]-year-old male college student, and the more he changes, the more difficult it is to watch!"

"Mr. He, don't be innocent, I'm becoming more and more ugly in your eyes, that's because you're a man, why don't you ask Dali and Nana!"

Sha Yi immediately turned his head to look at Zhuge Dali and Ouyang Nana: "What do you think of Brother Sha Yi's current appearance?"

"I, I think, let Dali speak first!"

Ouyang Nana was hesitant and hesitant, after doing enough, she kicked the ball to Zhuge Dali with one kick.

Zhuge Dali was also a little bit on this question, took a deep breath, and then took another deep breath, trying his best to do his best to build up his mind.

"Don't embarrass other people's children, or say, if Sha Yi and Li Yuankui, who do you choose?"

Huang Lei felt that there must be a reference, so as to be more explanatory.

Sure enough, after confronting each other, Ouyang Nana also had the confidence to speak, and raised her hand: "I think Brother Sha Yi is the most attractive man now!"

A word made Sha Yi smile, and he continued to listen to Ouyang Nana's words of praise for himself: "Brother Sha Yi, he has a lot of experience, a lot of knowledge, and the crow's feet at the corner of his eyes seem to make his eyes look like: Very deep and full of light of wisdom!"

The more Ouyang Nana spoke, the smoother she said: "Especially Brother Sha Yi's Northeast-flavored Mandarin makes people feel inexplicably very close, so if you let me choose, I will definitely choose the source!"

Sha Yi was still enjoying it, nodding his head, ready to be humble, but who would have known that Ouyang Nana would overturn her car in the end! The roar of laughter in Li Yuan's ear, including his daughter-in-law Sha Yi scratched his head and projected his hope on Zhuge Dali.

After all, according to my own observation, these two people are pointed at Maimang. As the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, and he is a friend of Dali: "Nana can only represent the views of some people, and now let everyone listen. Let me tell you what my classmate Dali said from the bottom of my heart! Dali!"

Sha Yi did not forget to give Zhuge Dali a wink.

"Um!"

Zhuge nodded vigorously and continued the topic: "I remember I read in a book that if a man reaches the age of Brother Sha Yi"

"Then he will definitely have many advantages, such as maturity and stability, such as full of responsibility, and also, his heart is rich and his thoughts are more profound!"

"Even for my other half, I will be more considerate! So if I were to choose, I think I should choose Li Yuan!"

"What"

Sha Yi was really stunned, but he was actually in the same place, falling down twice in a row. Isn't Li Yuan's mortal enemy? Could it be that he didn't open the way correctly? Sha Yi, who suffered repeated blows, felt that his heart was about to break. Now, he stretched out his trembling hand and pointed at Zhuge Dali: "Dali! Is that you? Are you being held hostage by Li Yuan? If so, give me a quick wink now! I'll call the police to save you right away. !"

"Brother Shay"

Zhu Dali was just halfway through speaking, then turned his head and glared at Li Yuan who was stunned: "Don't be too happy, I don't want to destroy the happy love between Brother Sha Yi and Sister Hu Ke, and it has nothing to do with you! Humph!"

"Oh"

Sha Yi suddenly made an expression of sudden realization, and nodded again and again: "Dali is right! I believe that Nana is also thinking about this, yes, you and I, Sister Hu Ke, have to stay together!"

"That's a mountain without edges, heaven and earth, so dare to be with you!"

"That's the tenacity of the papyrus grass without transference!"

"That is"

Hu Ke slapped him directly: "Don't be like that, what kind of girl is that girl who doesn't want to hurt your self-esteem, okay? You're still flirting, let me choose, I have to choose Li Yuan too!"

"He is Xiaoyuan, tall and handsome, personable, humorous, and has an extraordinary bearing!"

Hu Ke used several idioms in a row to praise Li Yuan, which made Li Yuan feel a little embarrassed: "Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Stop talking! If I say it again, I guess I should be the public enemy of men! I can't go out. Get rid of it quickly!"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Although what my sister-in-law said is true, safety is still important!"

Chapter 325 Sha Yi has too much black material 【Subscription】

"Brother Sha Yi! I think it's up to you to tell the story of the past!"

Zhuge Dali expressed his dissatisfaction with Li Yuan's boastful behavior, and directly asked to go to the next stage.

"Ha ha!"

Sha Yi scratched his head: "Actually... when I first visited my parents-in-law's house, I was really, really nervous!"

"At that time, I had no car, no house, no money, and I didn't want anything, just... a poor clanking fool, even foolish enough to visit the door empty-handed!"

Sha Yi mentioned this past event, it seems that the memory is really quite deep, and it is also the first time to visit the old husband's mother and mother, I am afraid that no one can easily pass the test.

Especially what Sha Yi said by himself, he has no long-term possessions, and he has no advantages that he can take out. If he encounters some real parents-in-law, he might be blasted out at that time.

Not to mention that he still came to the door with empty hands, which is indeed a bit silly! "But my parents-in-law are really nice! They are really nice!"

Sha Yi's compliment won Hu Ke's smile and praise, and his eyes were actually full of sweetness.

"But how old was I at that time, sitting on the sofa was like sitting on pins and needles, like a hemorrhoid, you know what it means to be in a cold place?"

"It's just... The old man kept looking for topics to chat with me, but in the end he couldn't find a topic. My sweat was falling down, trying to hide the embarrassment, so I took it from the coffee table. Apple, just take a bite!"

"Guess what?"

Shay also raised questions for everyone.

"Could it be that you bit the apple and lost your dentures?"

Teacher Huang made a joke directly.

"Mr. Huang, stop joking, my teeth are fine now. When I picked up the apple, I felt that the old man's eyes were wrong!"

With a wry smile, Sha Yi turned to look at Hu Ke: "Hu Ke and my old mother-in-law were both busy in the kitchen at that time, otherwise we wouldn't have made such an appearance!"

Hu Ke covered his mouth and smiled, which made everyone quite curious: "What happened?"

"That apple is a plastic fake apple!"

Sha Yi spread his hands, causing a burst of laughter, and Hu Ke next to him helped to explain: "At that time, the coffee table in my house was full of fake fruits, just... a good picture!"

"Hahaha, I know, I remember that I also had this at home at the time, and it was very similar to the real thing!"

Teacher He nodded again and again, it seems that this decoration is... a marker of a special period.

It's like in a certain period of time, many families like to hang the electronic perpetual calendar...

"I remember that there were not only apples, but also bananas, grapes, put them on the coffee table, and they were very high-end!"

Mr. He looked at Huang Lei: "Mr. Huang, you have a seal"

"Then I'm really impressed. At the time, I had a pot of cactus at home, and I watered it every day. After more than half a year, there was no change. Later, my cat gave it to me!"

Mr. Huang shrugged: "I didn't know until after it was knocked over, the one that dared to love... is also plastic!"

Young people don't have this kind of experience. It sounds a bit magical. What does a plastic apple look like when you take a bite? Although it is a very funny and fun scene, but now I think back on Hu Ke's heart, full of feelings. It's full of happiness.

"My dad was so stupid at the time, he didn't know what to say for a long time, and then he rushed to the kitchen to find us!"

Hu Ke tilted his head and continued: "There is fruit in the refrigerator! It's just... it won't keep fresh outside, so I didn't take it out, but my mother was also a little angry at the time, what a fool. Seeing my old mother-in-law's home empty-handed!"

The corner of Hu Ke's mouth turned up slightly: "Or else I would have taken out the real apple! Haha, deserve it!"

Both are mothers of two children, Hu Ke's voice deserves it, it's quite touching.

"Yes! I was really stupid at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have come to the door empty-handed! I made the old mother-in-law unhappy, but didn't they get along well afterwards?"

Sha Yi rubbed his nose: "The mother-in-law looks at the son-in-law, the more she looks, the more satisfied!"

Li Yuan leaned forward slightly and leaned closer: "Brother Sha Yi, it's not the mother-in-law looking at the son-in-law, the more you look, the more angry you are."

"Fart! What's so annoying, that's satisfaction! You're too young, when you really have a partner, you'll be able to experience this feeling!"

Sha Yi pointed at Li Yuan: "It's no exaggeration, I remembered to leave me for dinner at noon. My mother-in-law also said that I was the same as my old husband when we were young!"

Sha Yi started to show off quite embarrassedly, a little outspoken, as if the... nibbling on the plastic apple was not him anymore.

"Sister-in-law, my brother Sha Yi can't drink enough, isn't it a bit high, or should I help you in for a while?"

Li Yuan directly believed that Sha Yi's scolding was entirely due to the shallowness of his alcohol intake.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Hu Ke laughed directly: "Yes, yes! He just... can't drink enough. My mother said that he was the same as when my father and I were young. After drinking, the whole person floated away. It's over!"

"I can't drink enough now!"

Sha Yi has no choice but to ruthlessly expose his daughter-in-law.

"Yes! You have practiced it now. What were you like back then? You forgot that you were sitting on the side of the road drunk at night, and yelled at me to turn off the street lights."

The husband and wife are the most well-known. Sha Yi's black material is so directly told by Hu Kehe, Sha Yi immediately withered, and didn't dare to speak, for fear that his wife's daughter-in-law would explode after drinking.

This look is a bit funny, but Li Yuan felt that it was necessary to relieve Sha Yi. You can't just pick up a sheep with wool. Today, Sha Yi is almost black.

"Hi! That's what drinking is!"

Li Yuan took over the topic: "When I was in college, a buddy got drunk and came back with a dog from outside! It must be the roaring dog who came to him!"

After Li Yuan finished speaking, he saw that Sha Yi's expression was wrong, and Hu Ke looked at Sha Yi's expression was also wrong, so he had to ask tentatively: "Brother Sha Yi, won't you find the dog too?"

Hu Ke pointed to Sha Yi: "He said he was a roaring dog! He also insisted on eating moon cakes for me to perform!"

Chapter 326 Scandal about Erlang God 【Subscribe】

If you guessed correctly, the incident about the Shayi roaring dog preparing to perform eating moon cakes should have happened after drinking on a certain Mid-Autumn Festival.

I really didn't expect that as a northeastern gentleman, the amount of alcohol used by Sha Yi was so poor, and there were so many interesting things that happened, it really made people laugh.

Sha Yi has no objection to the daughter-in-law who broke his own secrets, but looking at everyone's... narrow eyes, he is still a little uncomfortable: "Haha! I'm not drunk, just a little drunk, slightly Drunkenness!"

Sha Yi scratched his head: "I drank two more glasses when I was happy!"

"Then are you happy today?"

Huang Lei asked Xiang Shayi.