Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Yang Di's memory was still fresh, and he began to sue his former piano teacher with blood and tears.

Li Yuan has no problem with piano skills. After listening to Yang Di's words, he doesn't need to speak loudly at all. He has already asked: "Brother Di, did your teacher not teach you how to break up at the beginning?"

"Break up, break up, break up, break up, do you still need to teach?"

Yang Di's eyes widened, and finally he sighed: "Alas! Although I haven't taken the initiative to break up, the experience of being broken up has always been quite strong!"

"Cough cough! Cough!"

Lang Lang laughed and coughed, tears almost bursting out, Yang Di was stunned when he saw it: "Brother Lang doesn't laugh at me like that."

Chapter 342 It's really hard to find a girlfriend 【Subscribe】

"no no!"

When Lang Lang heard this, he quickly shook his head and explained: "The breakup Xiaoyuan said just now is not the one you thought... break up!"

"That... It should be called parting practice, that is, you can choose two small pieces, one for each left and right hand, first practice the right hand until you start to feel tired, and then practice the left hand."

"Wait until both hands are proficient, and then practice hand-fit!"

Lang Lang didn't go too deep, anyway... Yang Di couldn't understand it either.

So click until now! "Oh, it's such a breakup! I really don't know!"

Yang Di spread out his hands, his face full of bitterness: "I thought you were laughing at me! It was already miserable enough that I couldn't find a girlfriend!"

"Brother Di, relax!"

Li Yuan looked at Yang Di's explosive acting skills, wrote all the pain of a sad and single man on his face, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not just you! As for the English listening you just said, over the past forty years English listening question, the man asked the woman to go out more than 40 times, the woman agreed 0 times.

A woman asks a man 17 times, a man promises 17 times.”

By listing the data, Li Yuan allowed Yang Di to balance his mentality: "So, finding a girlfriend is indeed a very difficult thing, everyone is the same!"

"Fucks are all the same! Look at Rango!"

Yang Di pointed to Lang Lang, and then looked at Li Yuan again: "And you, you just don't look for it, if you really look for it, you can't find it."

"Don't say that! See through and don't tell!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, gaining a wave of Yang Di's negative emotional value.

"Just hit me! Anyway... I've been hit so shamelessly now that I've never seen any big storms."

Yang Di made a thousand hardships and ten thousand blows, and waved his hand: "I said it just now, it's not that there is no emotional experience, but in the end it's just a passive breakup!"

Speaking of sad things, I can now handle it calmly, and I begin to count with my fingers: "From the beginning to the present, there are people who dislike me for not studying well, those who dislike me for not being tall, and those who dislike me for not being handsome. Some dislike me for not having a good job, and some dislike me for having no money or power!"

"There are people who tell me that their personalities don't match, and there are people who tell me that their characters don't match. I can see it. If you really want to break up with you, your fart can become a reason!"

"Touch! Don't be sad!"

Jia Ling patted Yang Di's shoulder: "I remember that Xiaoyuan told an inspirational story on the show before, that is... that... one!"

Jia Ling winked at Li Yuan as he spoke.

"Oh!"

Li Yuan immediately understood and tacitly understood what Jia Ling wanted to express in minutes, and began to enlighten Yang Di: "Sister Ling means, even if you think you are... a stinky dog ​​that you don't want to see. Shit, but you must not be discouraged, after all, there will be one, and there will still be a kind-hearted dung beetle!"

"That's right! That's it!"

Jia Ling nodded again and again, and indeed what he was thinking about was this story: "Xiaoyuan, what do you say later?"

Li Yuan smiled slightly and entered the life mentor mode: "Later, this dung beetle will find you over the mountains, and then treat you as the most beloved baby, and then roll you home over the mountains, on the way up. , it pays [-]% to you!"

"Super persistent guarding you, I will worry that you will be robbed by other dung beetles, will be trampled by humans, and even worried that you will fall apart when you hit a rock!"

"It only thinks about you with all its heart, and wants to bring you home and become the treasure of the town house!"

Li Yuan winked at Yang Di, who was about to cry but had no tears.

The expressions of Lang Lang and Gina next to them are also quite wonderful. I don’t know what happened. Why did the meal taste so bad? I just mentioned a Qiu Qianchi who was incontinent and couldn’t take care of himself. Fortunately, at that time, Li Yuan is only halfway through what he said, but now, the dung beetles and the dung balls have all come out.

Fortunately, just now everyone was eating and chatting, and now all of them are almost eaten, otherwise it will definitely affect the appetite.

Yang Di, who was substituted into the role of the dung ball by Li Yuan with an inspirational story, was a little speechless and choked, looked at Li Yuan, and then looked at Jia Ling.

"Di Di! Are you in a better mood now?"

Jialing asked.

"Sister Ling, I want to cry now!"

Yang Di pretended to wipe away tears.

"Don't cry! Actually, I think I can't find a girlfriend! There should be other solutions!"

Li Yuan began to divergent thinking again.

"any solution"

Yang Di asked immediately.

Li Yuan squeezed his chin: "Why don't you try to find a boyfriend, maybe it will be easier!"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +66! The negative emotion value from Lang Lang is +55! The negative emotion value from Gina is +44. These people laughed directly, especially Jia Ling, I really think it is a good thing Liang Ce: "Di Di, it's really good! I read that... census report two days ago!"

"It is said that the male population of our country is now more than [-] million, and the female population is only more than [-] million, and there is an extra [-] million. You can really try it! It's okay!"

When Yang Di heard this, he was even more speechless: "Sister Ling is right, these days, when you flirt with girls, you are called scumbags, if you don't flirt with girls, you are called straight boys, and if you are good to girls, it is... Central Air conditioning, if it is not good for girls, it is said that it is single based on strength!"

"Anyway... If I have breathing, I should not be able to find a girlfriend. If I don't breathe one day, I should be able to find a girlfriend when I die. If it doesn't work, then I will really go to the ground!"

After Yang Di said this, he glanced at Lang Lang and Li Yuan, oh, this look is quite lethal, Lang Lang realized it later, but Li Yuan immediately reacted: "Don't tell me! Brother Di , this can't be done, you have to... find it here? Can't you learn from Lang Ge, and also find a foreign daughter-in-law, if you can't find a country, I can't find a Dongying: Korean?"

"Don't do stupid things! It's easy to bend straight and bend, but if you want to straighten it again, it's hard!"

Chapter 343 Fan Binbin's savior 【Subscription】

"Absolutely impossible!"

What Yang Di said was decisive, with a straight face: "I will never look for foreigners!"

But after saying this, I immediately realized that it was not good.

After all, Lang Lang and Gina were sitting right in front of him, and they hurriedly said, "It's fine if you're like Mrs. Lang, but Dongying: the interview!"

Why do I only say Dongying:, that's because the Gina in front of me is a mixed race...the country and South Korea, half of the family's blood is Korean! "Oh why"

Jia Ling already felt Yang Di's vigorous patriotism, but he still asked.

"That can't be specified! If I bring it back one day, and you all have seen it, then I'm so embarrassed!"

Yang Di expressed his mind directly, and Jia Ling was taken aback when he heard it: "What do you mean? You have seen it before."

Speaking of this red wine, it's equally powerful, it's nothing more than...I can't feel it at first, but after time fermenting, it will make people feel drunk.

The effect of this kind of alcohol makes it easy for people to let themselves go. Yang Di is obviously in such a state. Fortunately, not many of the audience have a driver's license.

Li Yuan also shrugged his shoulders knowingly.

Facing Jia Ling's question to him, Yang Di scratched his head, not knowing how to popularize this knowledge point, but it was at this moment that Jia Ling's cell phone rang.

Jia Ling picked up the phone and immediately showed the caller ID on the screen to everyone: "Hey! Chengcheng's phone hey!"

While talking, he connected directly, and turned on the speakerphone: "Hey! Chengcheng, come here, we haven't finished eating yet!"

"Sister Ling! I won't go there!"

Fan Chengcheng's voice came from the receiver: "I really don't have time at noon today! I really want to go!"

Hearing what he said, Li Yuan could also feel that this kid got along pretty well with everyone.

"Then why did you go to my place at night to arrange for Li Yuan to cook and have a meal in the evening: what!"

It is estimated that Jia Ling has introduced Li Yuan to Fan Chengcheng before.

"Don't! Sister Ling, I'm just calling... that's all! Come to my house for dinner tonight! Calling the big guys, Brother Yang Di, Brother Lang Lang, Sister Gina, and Brother Li Yuan, you all come here. !"

What Fan Chengcheng said was.... very sincere, probably because he missed the appointment at noon, he was a little embarrassed, and wanted to make up for it in the evening:.

"Why are you so polite, what goes to you and what to his, we have already made an appointment, we will go to Li Yuan's house, he will improve the life of the big guy, and he will also get Dongpo meat!"

Naturally, Jia Ling would not monopolize the call, and motioned to the group to speak: "Yeah! I promise you come here tonight, you don't know, you Li Yuan brother, you have to treat a guest, for today's meal, let's talk about my sadness! "

What Yang Di said was a little tearful.

"Chengcheng! It's a pity you didn't come at noon!"

Lang Lang followed suit and started talking. Although Li Yuan was a familiar one, he couldn't say anything more to Fan Chengcheng, who had never met.

Just listen! Fan Chengcheng: "No! I'm actually hi! My sister is here, let my sister tell everyone!"

The phone changed hands, and many female voices came.

Li Yuan subconsciously thought of his sister Fan Binbin, and it really was her voice: "Sister Ling"

Jia Ling: "Hey! Bingbing! You and Chengcheng are together!"

Fan Binbin: "Yes! Sister Ling, let's come to the house tonight, let's have a meal, get together, and thank you for taking care of Chengcheng! Please come!"

It sounds like Fan Binbin and Jia Ling are also acquainted, but it is normal to think about it. After all, Fan Binbin is a well-known celebrity in the circle and has many friends.

"We made an appointment just now! Go to Li Yuan's place!"

Jia Ling looked at Li Yuan, as if asking for his opinion, but Fan Binbin said directly: "Li Yuan! Is he there? Let him answer the phone, and I will ask him for instructions!"

"Sister Bingbing, don't say that!"

Li Yuan would definitely respond when someone called him to speak.

Fan Binbin laughed first: "Hey! It's really you! Listening to your voice makes me want to be happy. I've been relying on you for a while now! You are my savior!"

When she said this, in fact, everyone knows that, after all, the [-] million incident that was so loud some time ago directly brought her career to the bottom.

All the work was completely stagnant, not to mention the devastating blow, it is almost the same, it can even be said that she disappeared from the public eye in the blink of an eye.

In fact, there is no way to go into detail about this matter, after all, she is really not the only one about the Yin-Yang contract, and even said that it is an unspoken rule in the industry.

However, the wrong person is used as a target, whether it is a big tree to attract wind or a disaster, but the thing is... such a thing, and it is still true! It is not wrong! But it is helpless! It means that her career will be ruined, and it will not be good for anyone, so she stays at home, and this period of time is equivalent to thinking behind closed doors.

All outside news was blocked, and the only pastime was... This program recommended by my good friend was... "The Longing for Life". After watching it, my mood really calmed down a lot.