Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　"Hey! Look at him! There is a situation! Zhuge Dali gave Li Yuan a wink!"

　　"Upstairs, when did your eyes become blind? Is that a wink? Those are eyes that eat people!"

　　"If I guess right, something must have happened without us knowing?"

　　"Haha, I love watching the interaction between Li Yuan and Dali, it's so fun!"

　　Don't look at the number of people in the live broadcast room of the big morning, but the barrage is not slow, one after another, one after another, one after another.

　　Zhuge Dali stood by the earthen stove, holding a spoon in charge of serving the porridge, while Li Yuan assumed the role of a porter of green vegetable and lean meat porridge: "Are you still angry?"

　　"Why are you angry? I forgot!"

　　Zhuge Dali smiled slightly, since he decided to fight back from the cornfield, he must not reveal his flaws first.

　　"If you're not angry, why are your hands shaking? You didn't learn the skill of serving porridge from the aunt in the cafeteria, right?" Li Yuan raised his chin and gestured:

　　"A full spoon is half left in the bowl!"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +233!

　　Zhuge Dali was about to use the spoon as a golf club and swing it out:

　　"Why are you biting Lu Dongbin and don't know how good people are! I'm afraid I'll fill you up too much. What should you do if you spill it? What if it's hot?"

　　"I just said you still care about your brother, but you still don't admit it! Haha! Woman!"

　　Seeing Li Yuan's porridge leaving, Zhuge took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath, telling himself clearly that being angered was only temporary.

　　A bowl of green vegetables and lean meat porridge per person, tasting under the pergola, Huang Lei, as the chef, had to be surprised:

　　"Xiaoyuan! You can! This green vegetable and lean meat porridge is absolutely amazing! It tastes like what I have!"

　　Huang Lei said and took another sip:

　　"To be honest, this porridge is not only nutritious, but also has a combination of meat and vegetables, and it tastes smooth and glutinous. where!"

　　He Jiong was also generous in admiration, and nodded again and again:

　　"Indeed, I didn't expect you to cook, Xiaoyuan. I thought children of your age wouldn't know how to cook!"

　　The speaker was unintentional and the listener was intentional. Zhuge Dali silently went offline and drank porridge with his head down.

　　"Actually, I can also make this porridge!" Li Yuan wouldn't steal the job of master chef from Teacher Huang, he smiled very low-key, with a humble look on his face: "I just drank this porridge every day when I was a child--- Ugh---"

　　Halfway through speaking, he suddenly sighed.

　　"What's wrong?" Huang Lei was holding the porridge bowl, looking at Li Yuan's strange expression, and asked subconsciously:

　　"Is something wrong?"

　　"Actually it's nothing, I just remembered what happened in elementary school!" Li Yuan looked into the distance:

　　"At that time, my dad took me to school every day, and every day he would go to the fixed porridge shop to buy me a bowl of green and lean meat porridge! Then he would go out after paying the bill, and then he would show up again when I finished eating the porridge. Send me to school in front of me!"

　　"Once, I asked him where he was and why didn't we have breakfast together! My dad told me that because he only had enough money to buy a bowl of porridge! So every time I eat, he is not far from me Where to stroll! Come pick me up when I'm almost done eating!"

　　Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and a penny can beat a hero. Li Yuan’s situation is not an exception. Zhuge Dali looked over subconsciously, and He Jiong found that the atmosphere seemed a little unhappy. , thinking about changing the subject.

　　But before he could speak, Li Yuan's voice sounded again:

　　"So I made up my mind at that time, I must let my dad taste this porridge well, and even if possible, when I grow up, let him taste the porridge I made with my own hands!"

　　"Until one day - my dad went out after buying me porridge, I went to him halfway through the meal, just wanted him to have a bite, and found that he was in the donkey meat fire shop next door, ordering a bowl Donkey broth, with two fires in his hand, he ate his mouth full of oil!"

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　　"I wipe! Donkey soup? Donkey meat on fire?"

　　"Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

　　"I can't take it anymore? I was about to cry just now, why did you tell me this?"

　　"I'm so angry! I want to cut Li Yuan along the network cable and lie to me in tears!"

　　"What a touching scene. In the end, it turned out to be this result. Li Yuan became so black that even his father didn't let it go!"

　　"Not once or twice, I think his father is going to kill his relatives righteously!"

　　"I'm going to take action to clear the door for his dad!"

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　　In the live broadcast room, the rhythm of swiping the screen was finally calm, and it became overwhelming again. Huang Lei looked at Li Yuan speechlessly:

　　"You stinky boy, next time you talk about such a sensational thing, I will beat you!"

　　"Mr. Huang, smoke him now! I support you!"

　　Zhuge Dali was about to rise up, don't look at her careless, but she is also a girl with a soft heart.

　　The story I asked Li Yuan to tell just now made his eyes turn red.

　　Even thinking about whether to postpone the battle of cornfields, who knows that it will explode in the next second.

　　He Jiong also had a messy feeling in the wind: "It's time to fight!"

　　Li Yuan, who had provoked public anger, scratched his head. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a creaking sound. The courtyard door was pushed open, followed by a wild laughter:

　　"Hahahahaha! I, Hu Hansan, are back!"

　　The four of them looked at each other and saw that today's guests finally made their debut.

　　Huang Lei: "Chen He!"

　　He Jiong: "Hehe!"

　　Chen He stood at the gate of the courtyard, and his laughter fell, but he did not step in, but waved his hand and recited the poem:

　　"The old friend, Jiji, invited me to Tian's house. The green tree village is close to the edge, and the green hills are sloping outside!"

　　"Open the Xuan Noodle Garden and talk about the wine. When the Double Ninth Day comes, chrysanthemums will come."

　　This tone also deliberately imitated the rhythm of those masters of poetry reciting, every word, shaking his head and acting exaggeratedly, but let alone, this Meng Haoran's "Guo Ren Zhuang" really fits the scene.

　　After the performance of this poem, Chen He stepped in, still laughing like thunder:

　　"Hahahaha, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, didn't expect it to be me?"

　　This kind of laughter makes Zhuge Dali feel as if he is watching TV. It is too familiar. Whether it is the previous "Running Man" or other programs, you can often hear such laughter from Chen He. his logo.

　　After all, it's an old acquaintance, not to mention the usual contacts, it's not the first time that Chen He has come here and hugged each other with Huang Lei and He Jiong.

　　"Cough cough!" Chen He made an immediate sense of being about to deliver an important speech, and coughed twice with his fist clenched to his mouth, and then he looked at Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali:

　　"It seemed like someone was embarrassing me yesterday, right? It's just the two of you, right?"

　　"Brother He! It's none of my business! I just asked a math problem for water injection and drainage. I think it's her math problem that seeks the limit, which is more difficult for people!"

　　Li Yuan made a statement of innocence. After all, he knew that Chen He couldn't be angry. The main purpose was to show the effect of the show. He jumped away immediately, and pointed to Zhuge Dali next to him.

　　Chen He looked at Zhuge Dali: "Humph! Seeking the limit? I don't know the limit of what X tends to do yesterday, I know that you have challenged my limit!"

　　"Did you make a mistake! Why come to the mushroom house for a meal, and have to go through ninety-eighty-one hardships? I'm really miserable!"

　　Chen He is also a comedian with his own laughs, and he has been famous for a long time. This time Mushroom House chose him as the pioneer because of this.

　　Zhuge Dali saw that Li Yuan also brought a trick to himself. He didn't take this black pot, and he had to throw it back:

　　"It's Li Yuan! It's all because of him! I didn't want to ask the question, he picked it up, and I was wronged!" Zhuge Dali pointed back at Li Yuan:

　　"I belong to him who steals the donkey and I pull the peg, I am innocent!"

　　Chen He pinched his chin and nodded: "It seems to be the case!"

　　"Brother He, what did she just say?" Li Yuan immediately followed up: "She said I stole a donkey! You taste that sentence, and you taste it carefully!"

　　"Hahahahaha!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong burst into laughter at the same time, looking at the embarrassment on Chen Hepin's face after the smell, the live broadcast room also burst into laughter:

　　"Chen He meets Li Yuan, some of you have watched this episode! Haha, that sentence just now is so funny!"

　　"Stealing the donkey and pulling the pegs is too much! Only Li Yuan can figure it out!"

　　"Li Yuan is a real skin, and Chen He was put in it as soon as he arrived!"

　　"This is talent, Li Yuan is so talented!"

　　"I just reacted, what should I do next? Should I laugh first, or wait in line to laugh!"

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　　Chen He scratched his head and decided to skip this topic:

　　"Okay, stop laughing, let's get down to business, did you hear the poem I entered the door?"

　　"I just want to tell you that I am a literary and artistic worker. Can you stop giving math questions like this in the future? It's really brain-burning, okay?"

　　"I am a poet!"

　　Behind Chen He's hands, he took two steps in the yard:

　　"Next time you have any questions about literature, you can come and ask me! By the way, I almost forgot!"

　　Everyone watched Chen He hurriedly walked out of the courtyard gate, the next moment holding a suitcase in one hand and a rope in the other, two sheep, one big and one small, quite stunned: "Did you feel surprised? ?"

　　"Tianba!"

　　"little guy!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong called out his name directly. This is also the drama of the return of an old friend. In the last season, Tianba gave birth to a baby and was named Xiaodian.

　　Now the little guy has grown up a lot, and although his body shape still can't catch up with Tianba, he still isn't the petite look he used to be.

　　"Really, I just suddenly had a feeling of tears in my eyes!"

　　He Jiong used his hand as a fan while talking, trying to fan the tears away.