Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis
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"Before I explained it, he threatened me that his iPhone had a location, he would find me in minutes, and then send me to the police station, leaving me speechless!"
"I've grown up so much, and I've been scolded a lot, and I'm not as wronged as that time!"
"In the end, I was really anxious. I bought a dozen Mickey Mouse hydrogen balloons and put them in the sky. You don't have satellites. If you want to locate them, then you will go!"
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"Flower rose, whose name is wrong, confession balloon, the wind blows across the street, and the smile flies in the sky!"
Teacher He immediately picked up a song "Confession Balloon" to divert everyone's attention.
After all, according to what Xiao Yueyue said just now, Qi is Qi, but it is obviously contrary to the core values. In theory, it should be after someone scolded you, and you should explain it clearly.
The more people scold you, the more persevering you explain, and finally the truth comes out, the two sides hug each other, laugh, and make a beautiful memory!, Who can do this step and say crazy! The big sun in the paradise, standing there for an hour, can directly heat the adult, and then be scolded, called a thief, and threatened to have satellites, positioning! However, it is precisely this kind of real human nature that you can only hold back and don't promote it! "Haha! Brother Yue, you can afford it! The balloons in Disney are not cheap!"
As soon as Li Yuan said this, Mr. Huang had the right to speak, and he took the children there many times: "Isn't it! It's just that kind of... ordinary balloons, 10 yuan, if you buy them at night... with lights , [-]! If Yue Yue buys ten [-] balloons, he will directly spend [-]!"
"Enough to buy a new phone soon!"
Huang Lei gave Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up as he spoke: "Hao! It's true!"
"Hey! I'm not crazy! Seriously, Disney's balloons are so expensive. I really don't want to buy them. The price increase is too great. If it is elsewhere, it's probably only a few dollars a piece. !"
Xiao Yueyue spread his hands.
After all, this balloon itself has the commercial value of Disney, and it is also reasonable for others to sell it. If we think it is expensive, we can absolutely not buy it!" This can't be said absolutely, their balloons will be given away after you buy them. This tag is very delicate, and if you buy it and it breaks while playing in the park, you can use the tag to get another one!"
Mr. Huang still explained it to Disney, but this is a cold knowledge, and most people don't know it very well.
"Now the prices are rising from time to time, we can't change it, we can only bear it! Before, there were garlic you are cruel, beans you play, Jiang youjun, pig you are going up! It's all skyrocketing prices!"
He Jiong began to speak with his fingers crossed. He should have heard the last word, which is... several types of representatives of sudden price spikes, let's take garlic! Then the output of the whole garlic growing area plummeted, and the price suddenly soared.
In the past, it was less than five yuan per kilogram. When it went crazy, it could reach fifteen dollars per kilogram. Soybeans, ginger and pork have experienced many price fluctuations. The reason is the same! "Mr. He, you mention pork. , I want to cry! When I was still renting a house, it was because the price of pork went up, and the landlord raised the rent for me by hundreds, and I almost lived on the street!"
Xiaoyueyue pitifully recounted his tragic past.
"Wait...! The price of pork has risen, what does it have to do with your rent?"
Mr. Huang immediately caught the key words in Xiao Yueyue's words and asked them directly.
"Don't mention it, I also asked my landlord at the time. I said why the rent was increased for me. He said it was because the price of pork had increased. I said that the increase in the price of pork had nothing to do with the rent increase for me!"
When Xiao Yueyue said this, he sighed deeply: "Alas! The landlord told me that the rent was increased because he wanted to eat pork! Alas"
With Xiao Yueyue's expression, it's a grievance, it makes people laugh, it's obviously a very tragic experience, and now everyone is listening to it as a joke.
"Brother Yue, don't be sad, for a while... eat more dumplings!"
Li Yuan stood up while talking: "Mr. Huang, then I'm going to put the dumplings in the pot now!"
"Well, let's go! Go! Hey! Yue Yue, don't move! Let Dali and Xiao Yuan'er do it, you are a guest, sit down:, sit down:!"
When Huang Lei saw that Xiao Yueyue was also going to help, he stopped him directly.
"Right! Xiaoyue, you go on to say, what else is there to be unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy!"
Teacher He also made a joke.
This made Xiao Yueyue's face speechless and condensed: "There are so many things that I am unhappy about. If I really told it, I would have to live here for ten days and a half months!"
"It's okay! As long as the task of breaking corn during the day is completed, I think it's okay to stay for a few more days, right!"
Mr. Huang expressed his welcome to Xiaoyueyue on behalf of Mushroom House.
"This should be okay"
Zhuge Dali, who is proficient in boiling water, cooking instant noodles and other cooking skills, is still quite insecure about cooking dumplings, for fear of breaking the pot.
"yes!"
Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, the water in the pot was boiled in advance, and the dumplings had just dropped into the pot: "Take a spoon, pay attention to turning the pot, just... stir and mix!"
"mix and mix"
Zhuge Dali felt that what Li Yuan said was unprofessional, and it was easy to make mistakes: "Just mix it up like this"
While talking, I took a spoon and flipped it up from the bottom of the pot. In fact, after the dumplings were placed in the pot, they began to change and slowly floated up in the pot.
"Well, stir more, one is not to let the dumplings stick to the bottom of the pot, and the other is not to let the dumplings and the dumplings stick together, you can see that the two dumplings seem to stick together!"
Li Yuan pointed to two dumplings in the pot that were already sticking together: "These two are mixed together!"
, Hearing Li Yuan's words, Zhuge vigorously turned his head to look at him and pouted, but the movements of his hands did not stop, and he obediently stirred them up, stirring up all the dumplings that might be sticking together one by one: " Why do you want to do this? It's not because you've been single for too long, and when you see people in pairs, you have a dark mentality of wanting to break up them."
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"The water in the pot must be boiled before placing the dumplings! And don't rush to cover the pot, be careful to break the skin of the dumplings! The second is what I said just now, stir and stir clockwise, you can almost see that the dumpling skin is all Cover it when it's cooked!"
"After the water is boiled again, you can put some cold water, boil it again, and then put the cold water! Twice, the dumplings can be out of the pot."
Li Yuan put out the boiled dumplings and gave Zhuge Dali a summary. In fact, it sounds very simple, but the main thing is to grasp the heat! The dumplings are served, and the aroma is full! "Come, come! Eat the main food, look Let's see who has the best luck today!"
Mr. Huang began to show up, and there was a plate of dumplings in front of each person. With the heat, Xiao Yueyue began to rub his hands: "I remember that one year my family also used steel dumplings to eat dumplings. I ate more than [-]. My mother has eaten more than [-], and my sisters have to walk against the wall to eat!"
"No one has eaten steel dumplings, who knows that when I finally came to a bowl of dumpling soup, I drank it!"
Xiao Yueyue smiled and said, "I think my luck should be pretty good!"
"Then let's try it! Let's start!"
Mr. He has already started to take the lead, and everyone's movements are also fast, eating one after another, like a competition! "Well...!!!"
Yue Yunpeng's clack-clack movement suddenly stopped, his originally small eyes began to shimmer, and they were all rounded, and the next moment he took out a steel spear from his mouth! "I! I! I got it hey!"
Xiao Yueyue held his trophy and started to show off rather awkwardly. It was indeed... a dime of steel, quite ordinary, but it also meant the arrival of good luck.
"Brother Yue, yes! Sure enough, people who love to laugh will have good luck!"
Li Yuan immediately made a little flattery, and the shot for Xiao Yueyue was very comfortable: "It is necessary, people who love to laugh will not be too bad, because people with bad luck will definitely not be able to laugh. drop!"
Yue Yunpeng's smiling eyes could hardly be found.
"Xiaoyue, with such good luck, you can make a wish! Maybe it will come true right away!"
Teacher He said with a smile.
Xiao Yueyue tilted his head and began to think, and soon his eyes lit up: "Then I wish our national football team can rush out of Asia as soon as possible and win the World Cup championship!"
"puff"
Huang Lei immediately burst out laughing, Xiao Yueyue's words are still true to the context, and he didn't know what year it was at the beginning, and he mocked the national football team in the cross talk.
The result was that they were scolded very badly, um, they were scolded very badly by the national football team, except...the national football team applauded, it seemed that the captain of the national football team even asked Xiao Yueyue to apologize! He mentioned this matter! "Mr. Huang, don't laugh, I'm serious! When I was young and ignorant, I thought about it and made up for it. If my wish is really effective, I will also contribute!"
"If you say so, Xiaoyuan will have to reflect on it!"
Teacher Huang pointed to Li Yuan, thinking that Li Yuan had also talked about the national football team at the beginning, and the two should be regarded as language.
Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "I may wish! I remember a dream when I was a child, I dreamed that I had collected all the seven dragon balls, and then I summoned the dragon, and asked me to make a request. I said at the time that I particularly like Ao Terman, I want Ultraman for my brother!"
"Who knows that Shenlong said that the world of Dragon Ball and Ultraman are not the same world. This request can't be solved. Let me change it. Later, I will make a wish for the national football team to win the World Cup!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Teacher He immediately asked, "Did Shenlong agree?"
Li Yuan scratched his head: "After Shenlong heard my request, he pondered for a moment, and then asked me if I wanted to swoop with Ultraman Seven, or be a brother with Ultraman Tiga."
"Don't make trouble!"
Teacher Huang was speechless: "Why don't you say that there is also Jack Ultraman? The Ultraman family can find it for you!"
Pointing to Li Yuan: "Hurry up and get down to business, Xiaoyue is still waiting!"
"What am I waiting for"
Xiao Yueyue scratched his head, not knowing what medicine was sold in Huang Lei's gourd, and then looked at Li Yuan: "What are you going to say, Xiao Yuan?"
"me!"
Li Yuan smiled slightly, looked at Yue Yunpeng, and suddenly said, "Pig!"
"what"
Xiao Yueyue was stunned, and didn't know why he suddenly called himself like that, but before he could react, Li Yuan continued his speech: "Happy birthday to you!"
It seems to be a password. After Li Yuan finished speaking, the others immediately followed the rhythm: "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!"
He was still clapping his hands while singing "Happy Birthday Song", and then he saw Wang Dispute walking over with a small birthday cake the size of a slap with a candle on it! "Yue Yue, today is your birthday, we Happy birthday everyone!"
Wang Zheng said with a smile, and then Xiao Yueyue started acting.
It's like the kind of marriage proposal that everyone can often see. For example, the man suddenly knelt down on one knee and conjured a ring. Then the woman's reaction is Xiao Yueyue's reaction now, astonishment, surprise, surprise, cover. He pouted, stunned, and even started to cry: "How do you say that today is my birthday?"
Indeed, today is Yue Yunpeng's birthday, but he didn't tell anyone, so he really never expected that now there will be a surprise! "Don't care about these details! The preparation is a bit rushed, the cake It's a little small, don't mind!"
Teacher He winked at Xiao Yueyue.
"I don't mind! I really don't mind at all! I'm very satisfied with dumplings today, but I didn't expect there to be a birthday cake. I'm a little confused right now!"
Xiao Yueyue scratched his head subconsciously: "How should I say this sentence, what is worth a thousand dollars!"
Looking at Li Yuan instinctively, he wanted Li Yuan to add this sentence to himself. Of course, Li Yuan would definitely not disappoint Xiao Yueyue's hope.
"Worth a thousand dollars"
Although there are only the last three words, the completion is also simple. Li Yuan winked at Xiao Yueyue: "Brother Yue, what you want to say is that a spring night is worth a thousand dollars!"
"Yes yes yes yes!"
Yue Yunpeng nodded subconsciously, then immediately shook his head: "That's not the case!"
Teacher Huang gave a speechless and bitter smile: "Yue Yue wants to say that although the cake is small, it is worth a thousand dollars! Xiaoyuan, what are you thinking about, why do you have a spring night and be careful to lock you in a small dark room!"
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Speaking of which, everyone drinks a lot of wine, but the more so, the more people feel that being a guest in the mushroom house is really like a gathering among friends.
Being able to have a drink and chat unbridled, this is not the kind of... fake socializing with a mask, even if you say harsh words, this is a group of like-minded people, or like-minded people, a crowd, a big ladder! So the show's The scale is actually much looser than some programs. Of course, it may also be convenient to choose to live broadcast on an online platform.
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