Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Hey! I heard what Chen He said to invite us to his hot pot restaurant to eat!"

He Jiong clapped his hands and directly extended Chen He's invitation to the entire mushroom house.

Chen He immediately patted his chest with righteousness and promised: "There is absolutely no problem! You can eat whatever you want! Don't look at my shop, but the ingredients are absolutely rich and everything, absolutely satisfying everyone's taste!"

After speaking, he glanced at everyone, and found that Li Yuan didn't seem to hear the cowhide he finally blew out: "Hey, hey! What are you doing, Xiaoyuan, everyone who knows me knows that I don't easily invite friends to dinner, it's not a chance. Lost!"

"Haha, then thank you Brother He!"

Li Yuan looked at Chen He with a narrow smile: "We have everything you need"

"That's necessary, you can say what you want to eat! Even if you don't have it now, I will arrange for someone to buy it immediately after I go back!"

As the boss, Chen He is really confident! Li Yuan put the freshly grilled meat skewers into the tray, and even used a bit of aria to speak: "I need broken internal organs, coagulated blood, and entangled tentacles. , twisted plants, withered limbs, mutilated brains, scarlet fruits.

I especially like to see these ingredients tumbling in the opposition of red and white, and silent in the fusion of yellow and brown."

Chen He: "He Jiong:" Huang Lei: "Zhuge took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and directly exploded: "Li Yuan, you are itchy, so disgusting! You went to Brother He's hot pot restaurant, not a slaughterhouse. !"

"Don't get excited, it's just... hot pot ingredients! Brother He, think about it!"

It seems that no one believes what Li Yuan said, so he has to find a hot pot professional.

"Is that so, I'll try it!"

Chen He transformed himself into Sherlock Holmes, pinching his chin: "Broken visceral louvers, the blood that solidifies in the belly of money is the blood of the hair, and the entangled tentacles are squid whiskers."

Chen He entered the puzzle-solving mode. This is a battle of dignity as a hot pot restaurant owner and a foodie. Sure enough, out of professionalism, Chen He exhausted his thinking and even compared the menus in his mind one by one, and finally cleared the level.

"Fuck me! If I put these names on the menu, will I go bankrupt directly?"

Chen He wiped the sweat from his forehead and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"No one else knows, anyway... we won't go!"

Huang Lei has already brought the crayfish to the table and divided it into two small pots. The meat skewers on Li Yuan's side are even more fragrant: "Come, come, sit first!"

Chen He glanced at Li Yuan and said, "You kid has caused me a problem, but you can rest assured to shop in my store, I can guarantee that I will be able to issue a VIP gold card to each of you, and you can call [-] when you check out. fold%%!"

Huang Lei: "No way! Our friendship is [-]% off."

He Jiong: "Mr. Chen, are you sure it's a gold card?"

"Brother He, I think it's almost a problem, it's not your style."

Li Yuan stood up and picked up the teapot, poured all the enamel jars for everyone, and looked up at Chen He.

"Alas! You don't know that firewood is expensive, and I can give you a discount in my capacity: that's a lot of work! You don't know how much your sister-in-law gave me for a month... pocket money”

Chen He's face was full of disappointment, and he portrayed a strict image incisively and vividly: "Men are so bitter!"

Li Yuan: "It's really so miserable"

Chen Hemeng nodded: "It's... it's so miserable! I've tried my best to save a little bit of money, otherwise I won't have any money to buy a skin!"

After finishing speaking, Chen He picked up the enamel and took a sip: "How can you relieve your worries, only fine wine!"

"Actually! I have a solution to my worries. I don't know if Brother He would like to hear it!"

Li Yuan put himself in Chen He's shoes and thought about it.

"what"

Chen He's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait.

"I have a friend who has a very similar experience with Brother He, but although he has no money in his pocket, he likes to take his wife to go shopping, and is especially willing to buy clothes.

Li Yuan eloquently said, and Chen He listened to frown: "Is your friend already in a mentally abnormal rhythm while shopping?"

"I will definitely not be mentally ill, and every time my wife buys a piece of clothing, she will be quite excited. After all, there is a rebate involved here. For example, for every 200 yuan spent by the wife, his Alipay account can receive [-] yuan in rebate!"

When Li Yuan said this, he turned to look at Zhuge Dali: "Dali, you can calculate, if you spend [-] yuan, how much will the rebate be..."

Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan and curled his lips. Instead of calculating, he gave Li Yuan a blank look: "Scumbag!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +66! "I'm rubbing it! This is a China Merchants Bank! I have learned and learned!"

"Why didn't I think of it before! I happen to have a friend who runs a clothing store!"

"Li Yuan's friends are all amazing!"

"I'm looking for a friend to open a clothing store, wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"The door to the new world is open, thank you Li Yuan! Finally, you don't have to deduct two dollars every time you buy groceries!"

"The red sun is rising in the east, Li Yuan is our great savior!"

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Countless men who have been oppressed by their wives are constantly celebrating and running around in the live broadcast room.

It can be said that Li Yuan's inspiration has directly stimulated the rapid development of the economy, stimulated domestic demand, and promoted consumption. The merits will be beneficial to future generations! Crayfish tastes good, but in order to avoid Chen He sleeping at the dinner table again, everyone still has a consensus. , Reduced the amount of Chen He's meals.

But this guy directly focused his attention on the skewers.

After all, it is the mutton provided by the program, which must be carefully selected. In addition, after an afternoon of marinating, the meat skewers have reached a quite delicious taste.

If you add cool beer, it seems that the tiredness of the whole day is gone. After the pairing last night, Huang Lei and He Jiong already have a certain understanding of Li Yuan's alcohol consumption.

Absolutely young and promising! So this time drinking is obviously more enjoyable, Li Yuan is more in the state than yesterday, and he also likes to drink beer more: "I really like this feeling, in the past , We are good friends who play, after work, we basically go to the court to play ball and have a good time, and then go out to find a barbecue stall and have a good drink!"

Li Yuan really remembered a lot of things. For example, the friends in the world who were all like-minded and worked together for a goal.

But even if this is a parallel world, even if this world and the previous world maintain a great overlap, there are still no small differences, at least those friends, they can no longer find them.

He raised his head and looked at the night sky, the crescent moon was extraordinarily bright, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned: "There is nothing like walking on thin ice during the day, and we are cautious in our words and deeds. Every time we are shirtless, stepping on beer boxes, spraying With spittle stars, the sky is dark!"

"I don't understand why you guys always like to take off your shirts when you eat barbecue. It's too unqualified."

Zhuge vigorously frowned and rolled his eyes at Li Yuan.

"Uh! That's it!"

Li Yuan's memories were interrupted, and he looked at Zhuge Dali: "Actually, it's alright! Because taking off the shirt is a bit unqualified, but in comparison, if you take off your shirt, everyone may be even more embarrassed!"

Negative Emotion Value +23 from Zhuge Dali "I'm not talking about why you don't take off your shirt, I'm talking about you shouldn't take off your shirt! And I feel like many people are just showing off their tattoos! With gang members Like!"

Zhuge vigorously drank a glass of beer, perhaps because the enamel jar was a little big, but now he seemed to be drinking a little, and under the light, his face was a little red.

Hearing what Zhuge Dali said, it seems that this girl is not eating less barbecue, and based on Li Yuan's past experience, this is really true.

Even Huang Lei, He Jiong and Chen He nodded their heads subconsciously, even though they were all celebrities, but in private they often turned to roadside stalls.

You don't have to be well-dressed, you don't have to sit upright in the private room, you don't have to sit on a few plastic stools with your feet, and you don't have to be biased. What you want is this kind of feeling.

"Actually, there are still a small number of people who have tattoos, and it doesn't mean that people with tattoos are just... ruthless! I am very impressed, and they also eat barbecue, that... The business of barbecue stalls is too hot, so they can only share seats! "

Li Yuan's chatting style is quite charming, that is... it always makes people unable to help substituting into the scene, and it makes people feel that the description is very vivid.

Of course, everyone's life experience is also included here. After all, roadside stalls are really not that particular, and it is not uncommon for tables to be grouped together.

Seeing everyone's gaze, Li Yuan took a sip from the enamel jar, and said leisurely, "A big brother came over to make a table, um, he's shirtless, just... wearing a pair of beach pants, he will calm us down as soon as he comes. now!"

"There is a carp tattooed on each side of the calf. It is still painted with colors ranging from red to black. The fish on the left is facing up, and the fish on the right is facing down. The shape is strong and the face is hideous. At a glance, I feel that my heart is beating suddenly."

Speaking of this, Li Yuan paused for a moment: "The tattoos that you usually see, some are tigers descending the mountain, some are eagles spreading their wings, some are closed eyes, and some are even over-the-shoulder dragons, there are too many details!"

"But it looks like a tattoo of two carp, and it's still tattooed on the calf. It's the first time I've seen it. At that time, I also asked the eldest brother through the spirit of wine. What does it mean? Guess what?"

"what's going on"

Huang Lei, He Jiong, Chen He and even Zhuge Dali all subconsciously said in unison: "What's the matter?"

"As soon as I asked this question, my eldest brother lit a cigarette and told me through the smoke he exhaled that it all had to start from the year he was born, which was March 196, 3!"

After Li Yuan said this, Huang Lei subconsciously took a sentence: "In terms of Nian, it should be just in time for the first crackdown in 83, when he should be 18 years old!"

Strike hard! What is the attack is... that kind of serious criminal activity of a vile nature! With the addition of Huang Lei's narration, maybe He Jiong and Chen He's reaction is better, after all, they know something, but Zhuge Dali's age is here, obviously he doesn't quite understand what the situation is.

"I've seen some data, and the crackdown lasted three years. During that period, the numbers I'm talking about may not be accurate, but they should be about the same!"

He Jiong also joined the ranks of popularizing knowledge, with a serious face: "In three years, a total of 19 criminal gangs were seized.

There are 876 million gang members, and a total of 177 people have been arrested nationwide.

174 people, sentenced to [-].

People, reeducation through labor 32.

Ten thousand people!"

"Among them, from July 83 to August, 8 were arrested.

Ten thousand people, sentenced to death"

He Jiong paused: "There are 2 people who have been sentenced to death.

4 people!"

This digital presentation of He Jiong caused a rare cold scene in the live broadcast room.

All the netizens were stunned subconsciously, and Zhuge took a deep breath and looked at Li Yuan again, his eyes also became nervous: "That's his tattoo"

Chapter 61 High-energy warning!Zhuge is furious [for the first order]

Although Zhuge Dali didn't say what she wanted to say, that kind of... nervous and cramped expression had fully revealed what she wanted to express.

"That's right! You may have guessed it!"

Li Yuan nodded heavily and looked at Zhuge Dali: "This eldest brother told me that he was born on March 196, 3, and his constellation happened to be Pisces!"

Huang Lei: ""

He Jiong: ""

Chen He: ""

Zhuge Dali almost didn't take a breath, his blood was surging, suddenly he had the urge to start killing, and then he looked at Li Yuan, his eyes were burning: "You, believe it or not, I will give you a nunchaku. Kill it! And Pisces, why don't you say it's Arbor Day?"

Because I was too excited, I patted the table several times in a row.

Huang Lei took a deep breath: "Xiao Yuan'er, if I want to chase you down vigorously next time, I won't stop you. I regret it a little now, it's not Teacher He!"

"Well, Pisces, you might as well say that he has a hairtail tattoo, so I'm mentally prepared!"

He Jiong shrugged his shoulders. When listening to cross talk, he often heard that someone was tattooed with an oarfish, and this is the first time I heard of a Pisces tattoo.