Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Say!"

"First of all! You just said that koalas can't sleep all the time. In fact, there is a reason for this. Do you know why? I guess you don't know either! Let's talk about its food first, which is... eucalyptus leaves. !"

Li Yuan began to popularize science while nibbling on the apple: "Do you know how poisonous eucalyptus leaves are? Insecticides, disinfectants, and deodorants? Look at the formula, there are all these things! Think about how koalas eat every day. This thing, how deep the sleep is poisoned is... reduce the spread of the poison, detoxify the poison!"

Zhuge Dali frowned: "Don't pull it down: Come on! If the eucalyptus leaves are poisonous, then they won't know how to eat other leaves."

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "You really think it doesn't want to change it! With its speed of action, it can grab whatever it can and eat it until the end. It must be whatever it can eat, so just eat it! If you don't believe it, Think about what a koala looks like all day!"

"The eyes are dull, you give it a kick, and it takes half a month to react to the pain, isn't this a sign of poisoning! Otherwise, the poison will kill you in minutes!"

"However, the adult koala has this detoxification function. The newly born koala has not fully developed yet. Do you know what to do?"

As far as Li Yuan said, he didn't stop at all, but...... Really made Zhuge Dali feel that he didn't seem to be lying: "What about the little koala?"

"What can I do! Looking for an antidote! You've seen "The Condor Heroes" and the one in the Valley of Heartless Love... The masters have said how poisonous the flower is, the poisonous thing must be found within seven steps The antidote!"

Li Yuan also began to quote from the scriptures, and even said that Zhuge Dali was stunned for a moment: "What is the antidote for koalas nearby?"

"Far in the sky, close in front of you, that is the koala mother's cake. The koala mother's feces contain fungi that help digest eucalyptus leaves, just like probiotics that regulate the stomach. The little koala just needs to eat more. this, it will do.”

"You are disgusting or not! I don't want to listen to you, I went back to my room to sleep!"

No waiting: After Li Yuan finished speaking, Zhuge Dali stood up suddenly, turned his head and left.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +77! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +88! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +99!

Chapter 63 I kicked over your big black pot with one kick [Please order first]

The angry Zhuge Dali closed the door with a bang. Teacher He couldn't help laughing and laughing, but he was equally curious about this question: "What you said just now is true."

"It's not really hard to say, but it's very possible!"

As Li Yuan spoke, he saw that Huang Lei had finished washing. After all, the big guys are... fast.

The three of them went back to the room, and before they got on the kang, they saw that Chen He suddenly sat up, like a sleepwalking corpse. Oops! Forgot to call! Where's my phone! Where's my phone!"

The confused Chen He didn't seem to wake up yet, squinting his eyes and looking left and right.

"Brother He, the phone is here!"

Li Yuan handed the mobile phone to Chen He. During the recording of the program, everyone's mobile phone was naturally handed over to the staff for safekeeping, but after finishing work, it must be returned.

Rubbing his eyes, Chen He finally woke up: "I have to call my family to report my work, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, take care!"

"You're done! You're welcome!"

Huang Lei took off his shoes and got on the kang, and suddenly stopped: "Are you going to make a video call?"

"Yes! Everyone, don't take off your clothes first!"

When Chen He said this, He Jiong and Li Yuan stopped changing their clothes, and watched Chen He dial out a video call, which was quickly connected.

"Hey! I heard you want to buy me clothes and get a commission"

The first sentence on the other end of the phone made Chen He embarrassed and scratched his head: "No! Buying clothes is for sure, and there is absolutely no commission! Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"I see you very much!"

It seems that Chen He and his wife are more cheerful when chatting. It is not clear whether Chen He is strict with his wife, anyway... This guy immediately changed the subject: "Wife, say hello to Mr. He, Mr. Huang and Xiaoyuan! "

Chen He immediately turned the camera around, which is why he reminded everyone not to undress first.

"Hello Mr. Huang!"

"Hello Mr. He!"

"Hello Xiaoyuan!"

In the video, Chen He's wife, Zhang Zixuan, appeared in home clothes with no makeup and smiled and waved hello to everyone. There was also Chen He and his daughter in the picture, who didn't sleep and was playing with building blocks.

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

As soon as Li Yuan said hello, Chen He's black pot was thrown over: "wife, it's... this kid gave me a bad idea, don't worry, I've always been a person who comes out of the mud and doesn't get stained! "

Chen He put his arms around Li Yuan's neck, and the two entered the painting at the same time.

It's just that one is the plaintiff, and the other is the defendant: "How could I secretly ask for any commission! You are right!"

"Sister-in-law, I'm here to test him for you to see if he still has any small treasury. I found that my brother He's position is very unstable. You must strictly monitor it!"

Li Yuan is someone who sits and waits for death. Here, the black pot that Chen He detains is kicked over, and some interest must be added. Otherwise, Chen He doesn't know what silt is, and he can still come up with silt without dyeing it! Dare! Saying I'm silt, if I don't harass you today, I won't call you Li Yuan! "Sister-in-law! I think you can shop online. What is Tmall and JD.com is quite simple and fast. Many big brands have opened flagship stores directly managed. In this way, there will be no more bad middlemen making the difference!"

This trick made Zhang Zixuan giggle non-stop, and Chen He was already a little angry: "Hey hey hey! Xiaoyuaner, you are trying to do something, right?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

Li Yuan wouldn't admit it if he was beaten to death, and then Zhang Zixuan called his daughter over: "An An, come on, Dad is calling!"

"Daddy Daddy!"

Chen He's daughter looked like she should be around four years old. She was quite cute. It is no exaggeration to say that Chen He was also a fresh meat at the beginning, and Zhang Zixuan was also an actress, so she was naturally good looking.

The babies of these two people naturally want to inherit the advantages of both parties and jump up and down: "Dad hasn't come home yet"

"An An, Dad is at work, can you wait for Dad to bring you gifts?"

Chen He turned into a loving father in a minute in front of his daughter, and his voice was soft.

"Yeah!"

An An nodded again and again, and Zhang Zixuan next to him also introduced Uncle Li Yuan. As for the two old comrades Huang Lei and He Jiong, they also got in front of the camera and praised the little girl.

"Dad, Dad, today the teacher taught our little ones to wipe their butts!"

An An began to report today's learning content to Chen He: "I learned so well!"

"So amazing! How did you learn?"

Chen He's eyes became peach-shaped with a smile.

"It's...that's..."

The child is too young to be able to describe it accurately, so she has to let her mother go out: "It's... the teacher thought of a good way, it's very interesting!"

Zhang Zi said: "I also said that I need to practice more at home and use a small.

Two balloons are tied to the face, as children's ass, and then we have to put some stinky tofu on it! We have balloons at home, but... no, I told Sister Wang that I will bring back a can of groceries tomorrow!"

The sister Wang in Zhang Zixuan's mouth is... the nanny at home, responsible for daily cleaning and cooking, and taking care of the children is still up to the mother.

"Smelly Tofu"

Chen Hedu has already made up the picture of An An's practice, showing his old father's smile: "If we don't have stinky tofu, we have to use our brains! I think peanut butter is similar!"

"Hey! That's right! Look at An An, your dad is smart!"

Zhang Zixuan turned to look at the little girl.

"Dad is a genius!"

It seems that Chen He often brags in front of his children, and even the word genius can't help but say the word "genius". Now Chen Hexiao is even more excited, and turns to look at Li Yuan: "How do you know how a genius father raises children?"

"Brother He, there is something I don't know whether to say it or not!"

Li Yuan held back his laughter, but still couldn't hold back. Chen He's expression was too familiar, and it was definitely not a good thing: "Why do you want to say something?"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "I think your idea is really too bad, absolutely impossible!"

"why"

Chen He reluctantly used his elbow to fight back, and Zhang Zixuan at the other end of the video was also very puzzled, showing a puzzled look.

"I think if I use peanut butter instead of stinky tofu, what if An An finds that peanut butter is delicious, what will I do in the future, sister-in-law, don't listen to my brother He!"

"Ah ah ah! I strangle you!"

Chen He threw his phone aside and started pinching Li Yuan's neck, otherwise he would not be able to vent his anger.

But it's only until the point. After all, Huang Lei and He Jiong are already a little drowsy. After the video call is over, Chen He, who is lying on the kang, is still: indignant: "Do you have a foreign name? "

Li Yuan also lay down and took out his hand. He was looking for "Those...... Flowers", and he really didn't care....

No matter which search engine you use, the information you can find has nothing to do with this song.

But Park Shu is still in the music scene, quite an alternative existence, there are other songs, including "Ordinary Road", that is... In his works, there is no "Those...... flower".

"No foreign name!"

Li Yuan turned his head and said in a low voice, because the lights had been turned off, the sound of breathing from Huang Lei and He Jiong gradually had a sign of snoring, which meant that they were indeed asleep.

"You shouldn't be annoyed and uncomfortable! I'm so angry that I can't sleep!"

Chen He took advantage of the weak light of the night light in the room, and gave Li Yuan a hard look.

"Brother He, this is a good medicine that is bitter and good for the disease! Think about it, if you really follow your... bad idea, it won't be a big deal."

"Isn't it big enough now? When I go back, I might be laughed at! Fortunately, there is no live broadcast. Otherwise, my reputation will be ruined, and I will have the face to see my parents and folks again!"

Chen He put his hands behind his head: "My image of a genius that I have worked so hard to build for more than [-] years will be destroyed in one fell swoop!"

"Then why don't you go back and try?"

Li Yuan continued to enlighten Chen He.

"I'll try your size! I'm really stupid"

Chen He kicked, but it was empty: "Hey! What are you hiding from you? If you keep doing this, you will have no friends in the future!"

"Brother He, everyone like me should like it a lot."

Li Yuan had to defend himself.

Chen He snorted coldly: "What's the use of wanting a friend like you?"

"Why didn't you use a friend like me to speed up your growth, exercise your speech, hone your patience, challenge your temper, break through your bottom line, impact your heart, make you constantly stronger, more and more powerful!"

Li Yuan began to break his fingers and count to Chen He.

"Bah! A friend like you can still piss me off! Stop talking, go to sleep!"

Chen He decided to repair his traumatized mind through sleep.

Really don't say it! Chen He sleeps really fast, within two minutes, the snoring comes first, which is earlier than Huang Lei and He Jiong.

With the sound of snoring, Li Yuan saw the transfer notification received on his mobile phone: "Your savings card ending in 204 earns RMB 441.

Yuan, the balance is 827.