Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Zhuge Dali was skeptical: "It's that simple"

"Of course... it's that easy! How hard do you think it is!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Student Dali, please don't doubt the professional level of a chef, you stare at it for ten minutes, and I'll wash up!"

The basic steps of a man's washing are...washing face and brushing teeth, in no particular order, according to personal habits, ten minutes, not only Li Yuan, Huang Lei and He Jiong are all finished.

Only Chen He was still roaming in his dreamland, unmoved by the thunder, and his snoring was still as cheerful as a tractor running on the road, vigorous.

"Well, it's almost there, it's time to cut down!"

Huang Lei came over with his hands behind his back and lifted the lid of the pot, according to his instructions.

Hou's mastery was not bad: "If you vigorously stir it up, it will be almost half an hour!"

"Okay, Mr. Huang!"

Regarding Huang Lei's teachings, she has absolutely nothing to say, and even if she didn't do anything before, just looking at the pot gave her a very great sense of accomplishment.

After all, this is her first time cooking by herself. She is very conscientious and strives for perfection. Of course, she doesn't have to work hard. After half an hour, she will be out of the pot! Since Chen He continues to sleep in, let him not serve it for now, Li Yuan Standing by the stove, holding a bowl, he gave Zhuge Dali a hand, and he did not forget to comment: "Not bad! Soft, soft, and slippery are indispensable. The heat of this porridge is good!"

Zhuge Dali was still a little proud. Although he said that his job was to add firewood and stir the porridge, he was quite tired and his arms were a little sore. Hearing Li Yuan's praise, he humbled himself. Said: "Then it's better for you to give pointers to Teacher Huang!"

"You don't have to be overly modest! Cooking porridge is also not easy. Three-thirds depends on the ingredients, and seven-points depend on the craftsmanship of the porridge cook!"

When Li Yuan said this, Zhuge Dali was even more excited. He didn't expect him to be rated so highly, but before she could be humble again, Li Yuan continued to say: "The remaining 90% and [-]%, that's it. ..Mr. Huang and I have taught me a lot!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +67! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +78! "You will give me seven points for one hundred"

The spoon in Zhuge Dali's hand really wanted to give Li Yuan a stroke of luck.

The good guy originally thought he was complimenting himself, and also wondered how this guy changed his personality today, who knows that it is hard to change his nature if it is easy to change.

"Okay, you two, hurry up! There are two other hometown sparrows waiting to be fed!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong had long been sitting at the square table under the pergola. Seeing that the two were chatting in such a strange way, they were about to smash the pot to dry, so they quickly stopped.

"you you"

Zhuge vigorously suppressed the murderous agitation that was surging in his heart. The key issue was to endure it for a while... The more you think about it, the more you lose, the more you take a step back, the more you get angry.

Finally, with Wang Zheng leading the staff to appear, the crisis was successfully resolved! Zhuge Dali in the shot was calm and calm, and began to continue serving porridge for everyone. ... ground into fine powder, and then a pot of hard-boiled eggs, perfect for breakfast.

"Well, this white porridge tastes good today!"

Huang Lei was drinking porridge, eating eggs, and began to comment, He Jiong looked at Zhuge Dali: "This egg cooked by Dali is also good!"

Li Yuan looked at Huang Lei, looked at He Jiong, and finally looked at Zhuge Dali: "Comrade Dali, why does everyone have a spoon, but I didn't bring it to me!"

Zhuge Dali gave out a small spoon just now, but deliberately didn't give it to Li Yuan, and kept it by her hand. Even if he couldn't find the place just now, he would have to charge some interest. He looked at Li Yuan and stretched out his hand to him, and hummed softly: "What? I'll give it to you! If you don't know how to be polite, don't you know how to add a request?"

"Oh! That's right! It's my rudeness!"

Li Yuan helplessly shrugged his shoulders and reached out his hand again: "Comrade Dali, can you please bring my spoon over?"

"puff!"

Huang Lei tried his best to restrain himself, so he didn't spray out the porridge, and looked at Li Yuan speechlessly: "Next time you eat, you can wait until we finish eating."

"Hahaha! That's it...! Fortunately, I swallowed the porridge just now, or I'll spit on your face!"

Mr. He was holding the porridge bowl, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +23! "Hu!"

Zhuge Dali took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and pointed at Li Yuan through gritted teeth: "If it wasn't for everyone's sake today, you would definitely take your head!"

"Why did you take my mobile phone? Your mobile phone has been stopped due to arrears"

Li Yuan looked puzzled.

Chapter 66 Chen He is in a desperate situation again 【Subscription】

"Hahahaha! It's over! Zhuge Dali's face turned black!"

"It's going to work early in the morning! It's so powerful! Come on!"

"I can see it, these two are... a natural pair, and the enemy's road is narrow!"

"Hehe! Li Yuan's ability to irritate people is too good! Vigorously, don't hesitate, let's do it!"

"You must take his mobile phone, take it as soon as you say it! Uninstall it first, block its Weibo, delete its WeChat, go to its post bar, and retire a certain message"

"Hahaha, I didn't get up early for no reason. I set an alarm clock. I quit my job for more than half a year. In order to watch this show, I actually found the feeling of going to work again!"

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It stands to reason that there are not so many people in the early morning, but the live broadcast room is very lively.

I don't know how many old irons are waiting on time, and Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali did not disappoint everyone, and they are about to fight before the broadcast.

Fortunately, there is Huang Lei He Jiong in the middle as a buffer zone, otherwise this mushroom house will be bloodshed and corpses are everywhere, even now, Zhuge Dali still glances at it from time to time.

"Why hasn't Chen He got up yet!"

Huang Lei saw that everyone had finished eating, but Chen He was still standing still on the kang, so he arranged for Li Yuan to go out: "Xiao Yuaner, get up for Chen He, finish breakfast, and hurry to work!"

"Yes, yes, yes! You go quickly, and don't come out if you don't scream!"

He Jiong also agreed immediately, but Chen He couldn't get out of bed....... It's nothing, the key is to let Li Yuan go.

Otherwise, I really have to worry about Zhuge blowing his lungs with great effort.

"Brother He! Brother He!"

When Li Yuan entered the room, he saw Chen He snoring loudly. There was a disturbance outside for a long time, which did not affect his sleep quality at all, so he could only go over and push him: "Brother He, wake up!"

It was too late, it was too soon, Chen Hemeng opened his eyes, sat up quickly, and then gasped heavily, turned his head to look at Li Yuan, and reached out to wipe the sweat on his forehead: "Xiaoyuan , thank you for your life-saving grace!"

Li Yuan: "Yeah"

"You scared me to death just now, more than a dozen killers are chasing me, really don't you want to give me a way to live? This means I run fast, otherwise I won't wait: if you wake me up, I'll probably be beaten to death!"

Speaking of this, Chen He still had lingering fears on his face, and dared to have a nightmare just now, and more than a dozen killers chased after him. chase you"

"What else could it be? It's not because I know the winning numbers of the next two-color ball. There seem to be hundreds of millions in the prize pool. Hey, yes, yes, I have to buy a lottery ticket quickly!"

Being asked by Li Yuan like this, he really woke the dreamer with one word, and Chen's eyes lit up: "Really, I still have the prize number directly! It's developed! It's really going to be developed!"

Looking at Chen Hele like a second idiot, Li Yuan felt that he had to wake him up: "Brother He, think about the dream, get up quickly, we have to break the corn!"

"No! What if it really is... the winning number, what if I really won! I have to take a gamble!"

Chen He raised his eyebrows at Li Yuan: "Xiao Yuan'er, looking at the fact that you saved my life just now, or else I'll be counted as yours"

"Ah, I don't have any money! Besides, don't gamble, there will be big problems!"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "I wanted to gamble at the same table at the beginning, but I didn't lose in the end!"

"What are you betting against?"

Chen He asked.

"My roommate once had a stomach ache, and he felt that his stomach was always gurgling, like he was angry, so he bet it was a fart!"

Li Yuan said and looked at Chen He.

"Bet it's a fart and lose that bet"

Chen He just woke up, and his brain was still a little slow, but as he talked, he also realized the crux of the problem.

"pulled"

Chen He glanced at the apology, and was shocked by the warning and education described in this story. He was shocked from the bottom of his heart. The previous drowsiness disappeared in an instant.

Because Li Yuan is already recognized by the program team as the king of stalks, the photographer also went in and showed the whole scene just now on everyone's face.

Especially seeing the appearance of Chen He fleeing in the wild, all the friends in the live broadcast room laughed and sprayed: "Ouch! Li Yuan, you are really skinny!"

"The picture is too beautiful, don't imagine it! Bloody warning!"

"Life is... a big gamble, you can only win, not lose!"

"Small bets on happiness, big bets hurts your health, if you gamble on farts, you're a bit of a waste of pants!"

"Hahaha, did Chen He vomit just now!"

"If Li Yuan could vomit to him, that would be a skill!"

""

When Chen He walked out with Li Yuan, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have missed breakfast: "Oh, the weather is really good today! Hey! Whoever prepared me porridge and eggs is so good to me!"

Three steps and two steps, Chen He jumped to the pergola without any sense of disobedience. The white porridge that Zhuge Dali had just prepared ahead of time was still hot, but it definitely didn't burn his mouth.

"The eggs are good too!"

Chen He slammed twice, peeled the egg directly, and didn't give everyone a chance to criticize him for sleeping in. Anyway... he has always been talking to himself, not afraid of the cold.

"Yes, Brother He, you can eat more of this egg, especially to nourish your body. It was specially sent by the fellow!"

Li Yuan pointed to the half-peeled egg in Chen He's hand.

"Oh right? It was specially sent by my fellow villager, so I have to try it!"

Chen He put it under his nose and took a good sniff, making an appearance of intoxication.

"Yes! It is said to be an egg boiled with boy urine, and it is said to nourish the body and nourish the body!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Chen He's face changed, and the egg that had been put in his mouth was taken out abruptly.

Out of distrust of Li Yuan, Chen He subconsciously looked at Huang Lei.

Although I didn't know what Li Yuan was doing at first, Huang Lei was here anyway, and smiled slightly: "Yeah! I've always heard that there is this custom in Dongyang, Zhejiang, but I didn't expect the fellows here would do it, hehe. , don't be stunned! I heard that this boy's egg has been included in the intangible cultural heritage!"

"Gudong!"

Chen He swallowed his saliva, showing a sudden realization: "That...that...I suddenly remembered that I am allergic to eggs!"

Li Yuan said with a concerned look: "Brother Allergies, it is also nutritious to scoop a bowl of soup for you and drink boiled egg soup!"

Chapter 67 An old friend is coming to the mushroom house 【Subscribe】

"Don't drink it! Don't drink it! I'm also allergic to soup these two days!"