Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Li Yuan is constantly inspired and persevering.

Di Lieba: "I remember that Sun Wukong ate all the big peaches at that time, and the seven fairies searched for a long time to find a big one. Who knows that it was Sun Wukong!"

Yang Mi: "Later I heard that they didn't call him at the Peach Peach Conference, so I immediately panicked, and then all the seven fairies were given to live! Then he also lied to the barefoot fairy"

"! It's... this!"

Li Yuan snapped his fingers again: "That's right, I won't say much about what happened after the seven fairies were locked down, it's easy to be 404"

"Go away! Don't talk nonsense, Teacher Zhang will settle the account with you!"

Yang Mi curled her lips and pointed at Li Yuan: "You are Zhang Kou, and you are good to go!"

"that is...!"

Di Lieba nodded in agreement.

"Hey! You don't believe me! It seems that I have to say a few more words. I just talked about the seven lovers of Monkey King, and now I will talk about his seven sons!"

Li Yuan just finished saying this, and he was criticized again! "Son, stop being funny, why don't you go somewhere to find a monkey?"

Yang Mi took off her shoes at some point and sat cross-legged on the sofa.

"Who said that his son must be a monkey? It's true that he is a monkey, but he is a human, and he is also a fairy! The combination of these two will definitely not be a simple monkey!"

Li Yuan has already entered the storytelling stage, and his mouth is a little dry, so he picks up the cup and pours his saliva.

Yang Mi simply asked directly: "Then you say, who is his son?" Then I will give you some clues. The seven children, all of whom have great powers, have inherited many skills from Sun Wukong, some can spray water, some can Some can spit fire, some are powerful, some are

"Gourd Baby"

This time Yang Mi and Di Lieba spoke in unison again.

After all, the clues are so intuitive, and it is easy to guess the answer. In fact, these two girls know that Li Yuan is talking nonsense, but they still find it quite interesting.

Imaginative associations, mechanically established connections, anyway...you have to look carefully, and you can really find the subtleties.

"That's right!"

Li Yuan gave the two girls a thumbs up.

"I still think your statement is unreliable, even if you say that the seven gourd brothers correspond to the mother's seven fairies, although you say that the seven gourd brothers have inherited the supernatural powers of their father, Sun Wukong, but you say that one is a monkey and the other is a fairy, who can give birth to a gourd. "

Di Lieba, who pondered for a moment, finally asked a rather pertinent question.

Straight to the core, no matter how much the gene mutates, it shouldn't change from a mammal to a creeping plant! "Yes! Fatty is a good question!"

Yang Mi gave Fat Di a thumbs up, and then looked at Li Yuan and bullied her nose: "Edit! You continue to edit!"

"Why make up! Originally, I was going to talk about this knowledge point in the next class, but since classmate Fat Di has raised a question, then I will talk about it first!"

Li Yuan didn't change his face, and didn't mean to be stumped at all: "I just said why the combination of a monkey and a fairy will give birth to a gourd, in fact, this gourd is not a real gourd!"

The conversation changed: "Do you remember what happened to the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit after the gourd baby subdued the snake spirit and scorpion spirit?"

"A colorful seven mountains!"

Yang Mi seemed to be much more impressed than Di Lieba, and she blurted out directly.

"That's right! This classmate, tell me what the mountains are made of"

Li Yuan pointed to Dili Reba and started the spot check.

"It's Stone Fatty who isn't quite sure, and answered weakly.

"The answer is correct, the gourd baby finally turned into a stone, then, this classmate!"

Li Yuan pointed to Yang Mi again, and raised his eyebrows: "Tell me, where did Sun Wukong pop up from?"

The answer to this question does not need to think and ponder, Yang Mi blurted out directly: "It popped out of the crack in the stone!"

"Hey! That's not right! Sun Wukong was born as a stone, and the gourd baby finally turned into a stone. This is a very perfect closed loop. How about you understand now?"

Li Yuan stood up, and behind his hands, he had a high-level demeanor, especially compared with the two ignorant girls, his temperament was quite extraordinary: "Is it a little convincing or a little admiration?"

"We just got itchy hands and wanted to smoke people!"

Yang Mi snorted softly, and rubbed her hands in a gesture: "Every day, I'll clean up a little crooked and heresy, and talk nonsense all day long!"

"Yes! That's it...! At first I thought that someone in the show made a script for you, but it turns out that you are usually... like this, oh, I'm really pitiful Zhuge Dali, a good girl, let you What the hell did it look like!"

Di Lieba shrugged his shoulders, always wearing the same pair of pants with Yang Mi, and the two of them sang in harmony. After you sang, I came on stage and bombed in turn.

"Two! Are you...do you treat your teacher like this?"

Li Yuan looked at these two girls, and spread his hands helplessly: "Anyway, I have taught you so much new knowledge! If there is no credit, it must be a little hard work. No hard work, I am also a little tired."

"Why do you still want some compensation later?"

Yang Mi reacted immediately, and casually adapted the classic lines in "Little Soldier Zhang Ga...": "I tell you, don't say you eat a few rotten watermelons, we will not pay you to eat in the two cities!"

Li Yuan: "Co-author you are... the White Scoop Party!"

"That's right! We're... the white scoop party, we'll scoop you up, what's the matter?"

As soon as Yang Mi said this, she instantly felt that something was wrong, and her face flushed red.

Chapter 89 Mathematics is taught by physical education teachers 【Subscription】

It was getting dark outside, and the lights had already been turned on.

Because the lunch was very good, although Yang Mi and Di Lieba shouted that they were going to have a skewer before, but they were not hungry, they just chatted like this, and it was soon after seven o'clock::.

"Let's go! Almost there!"

Yang Mi looked at the time, and began to greet everyone to set off. There should be barbecue stalls everywhere in summer.

However, there are obviously no roadside stalls in the Great Emperor Capital, even in the store, there is a need for a smoke exhaust device, for this blue sky.

Going out for a walk, anyway... don't worry, let's see which barbecue stall on the street has a better environment.

It's best to have a box... The reason is the same as at noon, and I don't want to attract onlookers.

After a circle, it was really fun to come and go, the lively and noisy barbecue restaurant on the street was full of people.

After all, this is a reserved show in the big summer, not to mention that every house is full, but there really is no box that can feel the liveliness without being disturbed.

If I really go to a big hotel, they also have barbecues, but in the quiet box, there are only three people who are smashing together. Please, there is no atmosphere that I want.

This is also the contradiction of being an artist. It can be said that a certain position, living under the spotlight all the time, trying to find some private space, the paparazzi and the onlookers do not agree.

But if you really don't have a lot of fame, you can't wait to create a topic of your own.

This is also why many celebrities are particularly willing to go abroad, because no one knows them, so they can do whatever they want without worrying too much.

"Let's go, let's go home and order takeout, and we'll make a string together!"

Li Yuan looked at Yang Mi and Dili Reba's lack of interest and was a little unhappy, and directly put forward his own suggestion.

"Hey! That's all right!"

Yang Mi's eyes lit up immediately: "Let's go back to eat, if you want to sit and eat, you can sit and eat, and if you want to lie down, you can lie down and eat!"

"Well, that's the only way! It's just not so lively!"

Fat Di nodded. When watching "Longing" in the afternoon, he watched Mr. Huang lead everyone to make a string. Obviously, it is impossible to feel this way today.

But eating at home also has the advantage of eating at home, as Yang Mi said, let go of yourself.

The three people went back the same way, the shadows were drawn very long under the street lights, and the night wind in the summer was blowing, and it was a little cool on the face, and it felt good.

"What kind of lychees are there for sale over there! Let's buy some lychees and go back and chill them!"

Yang Mi quickly found a way to ease her emotions, and dragged Fat Di to a trot: "Boss, how did you sell this lychee?"

It's just... an electric pickup truck with lychees in the back compartment, and the boss's booth under the street lights: "Newly-launched lychees cost ten yuan a pound! Integrity management, no bullying!"

Yang Mi rarely had the opportunity to buy fruit at the roadside stall, so naturally she didn't know the market, so she subconsciously looked at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan immediately understood, which meant he was busy bargaining, and cleared his throat: "Boss, we live in the next... community, I usually don't miss out on your fruit, I'll give... a bit cheaper. !"

Negative Emotion Score +23 from Boss Lizhi! The boss is in his thirties, wearing a big shirt and looking at Li Yuan: "Young man, I've just entered the business, today is the first day I set up a stall, are you mistaken?"

"puff!"

Yang Mi and Di Lieba laughed out of nowhere, and there was no tacit understanding of cooperation at all, one laughed more happily than the other.

"Boss, you can give ... a little more discount, and I will buy more!"

Yang Mi laughed for a long time and finally spoke.

"That's it! Okay! I just set up a stall here today, so you can buy it for ten yuan a pound, three jin for twenty yuan, four jin for thirty yuan, and five jin for forty yuan. The more you buy, the more discount I will give, how much do you want?”

The boss seems to be quite simple and honest, and he really gave a lot of discounts: "Okay, then I'll buy forty yuan, five pounds, right, shut up!"

When Yang Mi saw that Li Yuan was about to open her mouth to speak again, she gave him a direct punch: "You know nonsense every day, boss, don't pay attention to him!"

Afraid that Li Yuan would disrupt the situation again, he immediately issued a sealing order, paid with a neat mobile phone, and then the two girls each carried a bag and happily went home.

Seeing that Li Yuan was about to speak several times, Yang Mi glared back at all of them, and now that the transaction has been completed, they have all walked to the gate of the community, so I decided to give him the right to speak: "If you have something to say, just let it go. !"

"I was thinking, it seems that your math is taught by a physical education teacher."

Li Yuan spread his hands, shaking his head and sighing while speaking.

"What the hell are you trying to say, why can't I count..."

Yang Mi also glanced at Di Lieba subconsciously: "Fat Di, did we make a mistake?"

"No! I looked at his scale just now, no problem!"

Di Lieba immediately proved it.

"Ugh!"

Li Yuan looked at the two girls: "Let's do it! You two follow my instructions and turn your head [-] degrees to the left first!"

Yang Mi and Di Lieba did not doubt that he had him, so they followed suit! Li Yuan started the next step: "Then turn one hundred and eighty degrees to the right and try again and again!"

Yang Mi and Di Lieba shook their heads into rattles, and the second monk was confused. He didn't know what medicine was in Li Yuan's gourd: "What the hell are you doing?"

"I just want to hear if you have any... the sound of water shaking in your head!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, the two girls immediately contributed a wave of negative emotions.

The negative emotion value from Yang Mi is +66! The negative emotion value from Fat Di is +66! As soon as Yang Mi lifted her foot, Li Yuan flashed: "You don't want to die, I tell you, be careful playing with fire and set yourself on fire! You Don't run if you have the ability!"