Just watching Yang Mi go around behind Li Yuan, she suddenly stretched out her arms and gave Li Yuan a throat lock: "You skin! I told you to be skinny! If you can't go to the bathroom, let me go or not. You dare to provoke me, this is your fate!"
In order to avoid weaknesses, Yang Mi also knew that her hands were weak, so she deliberately chose to use two arms to lock her throat. In this way, she directly pulled Li Yuan's head into her arms.
"Hey, hey! Didn't you say no to use force?"
Li Yuan felt a little bad just now, who would have guessed that the guess had become a reality.
Now being restrained by Yang Mi, I suddenly felt like I was lying on that... massager, following Yang Mi's movements, I was constantly feeling the massage.
It's like I don't know the true face of Mount Lu, just because I'm in this mountain! "I'll do it now without using force, what's the matter?"
Yang Mi continued to be ruthless: "Are you convinced?"
Li Yuan: "I don't agree!"
Yang Mi: "I'll strangle you if you don't accept it! If you don't accept it"
Li Yuan: "Still take it!"
Di Lieba looked at the scene on the side, and when she looked at it, she could see something: "Boss! Boss! Calm down! You are not punishing him, I think Li Yuan is still very good. What a way to enjoy it!"
"Um"
After being reminded by Fat Di, Yang Mi, who was in a hurry just now, also noticed the clue. The posture of locking her throat was not very elegant.
Yang Mi's face flushed instantly, and she took the initiative to send her arms directly, and walked to her own cushion, not forgetting to give Li Yuan a stern look: "Humph! I don't have the same knowledge as you!"
"I think I'm still a little dissatisfied!"
Li Yuan regarded death as home, with a look of righteousness on his face.
"You don't accept it! You don't accept it and you endure it yourself!"
Yang Mi decided that she would not be fooled, she didn't feel that way before, but after Fat Di reminded her like this, her whole body felt wrong now.
The strategy of battle must be carefully discussed in the long run. This guy is so irritating, he can't take advantage of it at all, his thoughts are flying, and he has finally realized it! When it comes to beating or scolding, whether it is rounded or flattened, it is not all up to you.
After making up his mind, he quickly pulled Fat Di, lay beside her ear, and made such arrangements and deployments.
Unifying the strategic thinking, that is to gather all the superior forces of himself and Fat Di, use alcohol as a weapon, and completely disintegrate Li Yuan's combat ability.
Li Yuan had to be captured alive, and when that time comes, heh heh, then he can torture the captives properly.
The two girls secretly cooperated, raised their glasses frequently, exchanged glasses, and finally filled themselves with more calmly. Yang Mi and Di Lieba blushed, and their eyes were blurred.
"I don't even know what I'm going to do!"
Di Lieba's talent for drinking was completely activated, and he remembered the sad thing: "I went to "Running Man" and they scolded me and told me to get out. I quit now, and they are still: scolding me!"
Holding the beer with a sad face, Fat Di took another sip. Last year, because of an injury, Fat Di was absent from the recording of Running Man, so Fat Di, as a new and popular little flower, was ordered to replace the class when he was in danger.
It can be said that the praise and praise are mixed, no, it should be a lot of damage, countless trolls are endlessly trolling people, and now this season is about to be recorded, those...... trolls have made a comeback: "I I can't go up, I can't go up, how can I do it?"
Chapter 92 Yang Mi and Fat Di are drunk [Subscribe]
"Forget it, don't think about it!"
Yang Mi is also drinking five fans and three ways now, but she knows this in her heart. Fat Di can be on "Running Man" because of her operation.
He reached out and patted Fatty's shoulder: "Can we do it? There's no need to listen to others. If you think you can do it yourself, that's enough! Hey, do you think so?"
In order to enhance her persuasive power, Yang Mi is still pulling Li Yuan to start guiding together, and she has long forgotten how she thought about abusing Li Yuan before.
"Well, that makes sense!"
Li Yuan nodded: "How do you say that, wear your own shoes and walk your own way, so that others have neither shoes to wear nor a way to walk!"
Di Lieba responded to Li Yuan with grateful eyes, but still couldn't hide the annoyance in his heart: "Alas! I don't even know if I can do it myself, it's really contradictory!"
"Hey! Come on! I'll teach you a trick!"
Li Yuan drank the beer in the can, and the case of beer that was brought up now is all that kind of... large cans, twelve cans in a box, and there are not many left.
In fact, Fat Di has been working hard to adjust himself. If this matter hadn't been a little drunk today, I'm afraid it would have been hidden in his heart, and even Yang Mi would not have told it.
However, I said everything today, just to get rid of this knot in my heart. When I heard Li Yuan say this, I immediately asked, "What trick?"
Yang Mi also took advantage of the situation to look at Li Yuan, not knowing what effective insights he could provide, she watched Li Yuan take a deep breath, and finally said: "Human! You will encounter countless crossroads in your life, when you hesitate and wander. , I don't know how to choose, and I'm always full of contradictions. When I doubt myself, especially when I always think I can't do it, I think the best way is this!"
Looking at the gazes from Yang Mi and Fat Di, she smiled slightly: "At the crossroads, the most common one should be the zebra crossing, when you feel that it is not possible, you can stop at the zebra crossing, and then you will become A pedestrian!"
Yang Mi: ""
Fat Di: ""
The two girls looked at each other, they didn't react at first, they were all confused, but soon, they laughed out loud at the same time.
"Hahaha, Li Yuan, how can you be so skinny and know how to fool!"
Yang Mi pointed at Li Yuan and smiled, the blush on her face after drinking, like a flower blooming.
"It's...! It's...! Every day I run the train with my mouth full, hehe, but it's still fun! Anyway... After listening to it now, I seem to be in a better mood!"
Fat Di nodded. After all, Li Yuan was angry with Yang Mi a lot today. As a bystander, she was often able to get away with it. Anyway... As a bystander, she just listened to the sketch, and found Li Yuan very interesting.
"Well, he's actually quite talented!"
Yang Mi is quite rare to like it.
After being vigorously praised by the two girls, Yuan smiled humbly: "There are people out there who can succeed casually, but not all of them are working hard!"
"The reason why I am so talented and the result of my strength is... I don't want you to judge me behind my back, saying that I am not only... handsome, tall and straight, handsome and attractive, and infinitely charming. , ended up with a useless label!"
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
The two girls, Yang Mi and Pang Di, were in a good mood, and they bent down to vomit, expressing their position with practical actions, but the atmosphere really changed: it was much more cheerful than before.
"Look at Fat Di, Li Yuan is... a natural variety show artist!"
Yang Mi was a little dizzy, but she didn't forget to hold her chin to comment: "Just look at his stinky shit, even if he encounters any setbacks, he will probably be able to laugh it off!"
"He can't be defeated in anything. If he really takes this path in the future, if he doesn't become popular, it's simply... impossible!"
"Oh! I'm embarrassed to say it!"
Facing Yang Mi's praise, Li Yuan immediately waved his hand humbly: "How can Boss Yang say so well, it's just a fluke!"
"I can achieve today's results, three points and three points depend on hard work, and seven points all depend on luck!"
Yang Mi curled her lips and patted Fat Di's arm: "Hey! Look at him, he's wheezing even if he's fat!"
"Wait...Applause, I haven't finished yet! Three points and three points depend on hard work, seven points depend on luck, and the remaining 3% and 90% depend on my handsome face!"
In order to prove that what he said was true, Li Yuan also deliberately moved forward: "Have you seen it, do you feel that your face is like a crown of jade, your eyebrows are drawn into your temples, your phoenix eyes are powerful, your nose is dangling, your heroic spirit is vigorous, and you are elegant and unrestrained. "
"Stop, stop, stop! You're the only one who has learned idioms!"
Yang Mi directly interrupted Li Yuan's report, and then the two girls looked at each other and smiled, really couldn't stand Li Yuan's boasting.
What is a bosom friend? A thousand cups are few. The current situation is almost the same. Although there is no way to enjoy summer barbecues at roadside stalls outside, it is extremely rare to be able to eat and chat at home.
Di Lieba exited the stage first, sat on the sofa, fell down while sitting, and fell asleep within two minutes.
And Yang Mi deserves to be the executor who dares to initiate the operation to get Li Yuan drunk.
There is a certain amount of alcohol, but when facing Li Yuan, I gradually found that this battle plan of my own has really collapsed. Li Yuan was not drunk, but he was a little dizzy.
"Why didn't you call me? I'm really not used to it!"
"I blocked him, it's really annoying!"
When Yang Mi talked about this, she also had a sad face on her face. She had so many suitors, and most of them would give up if they refused politely.
Just this Liu Kaiwei, I don't know why he is so stubborn: "Alas! I know that I look like a fish, a geese and a shyness. Maybe this is the trouble I have to face now!"
Li Yuan: "You're drunk!"
Yang Mi: "I'm not drunk!"
Li Yuan: "Why are you saying my lines when you're not drunk?"
Yang Mi: "Bah! Is this your line? You're going to have no friends. Where can you find a girlfriend, let alone the one who haunts you like a beggar... I think you're drunk! "
Li Yuan: "Tsk! Don't you believe that the girl I met is more exaggerated than yours... Liu Kaiwei is much more exaggerated, people are willing to sacrifice their lives for me...!!!!"
Yang Mi stuck out her tongue: "You are talking about Zhuge Dali, I see, the girl has to work with you eight times a day! You are too embarrassed to say it"
Chapter 93 This is a big conspiracy 【Subscription】
What happens when a woman is drunk? A child, an artist, or a female star is drunk anyway... Di Lieba and Yang Mi ended up directly drunk at Li Yuan's house.
Fat Di is still better, but she was so drunk that she didn't want to move a finger, but Yang Mi was different. After so many years of polishing, she really let go of herself after hitting the bottom and rebounding! Beside the coffee table, there was a lot of noise and singing, but this level was a little hard to compliment, and Li Yuan was also a little bit drunk now.
After all, Di Lieba and Yang Mi joined hands together, took turns toasting, and they were one to two, or they drank more than half alone.
Don't say that the beer doesn't have many degrees, and drinking too much will make you dizzy! Now listening to "The Offering of Love", I finally decided to persuade Yang Mi: "Boss Yang, it's almost done. If you keep singing like this, I'm worried that the next door will call the police. Bar!"
"Why call the police"
Yang Mi's drunken eyes are blurred because she is drunk, which leads to abnormal performance. After all, she is also a film and television song artist who has released a single song: "Why don't you sing one too!"
"I don't sing!"
Li Yuan shook his head.
"Why don't you sing you can play the guitar and sing?"
Yang Mi, like a puppy, climbed from the side of the coffee table to Li Yuan's side, grabbed Li Yuan's arm, and swayed back and forth like a spoiled child.
After all, after drinking, the balance of the whole person may not be out of harmony, and when he swayed, he directly hugged Li Yuan's arm and leaned on him.
He raised his head slightly, his face crimson.
To be honest, when Li Yuan came back in the afternoon, he deliberately checked the information on the Internet. This Yang Mi didn't look more tender than in the impression, but she was thorough now, and she was indeed tender.
Born in [-], [-] years old! At this moment, I was drunk, but in high spirits, looking at Li Yuan, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Come on! Sing for Uncle!"
"Don't! Uncle! I've always been a prostitute!"
Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, he had already received today's bank card information just now, which means that it's already past twelve o'clock: "Why don't we send you back to your room!"
"Why don't you go back to the house today! Are you not selling your body and not being an artist? Why don't you show your hand to the uncle?"
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