Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Don't make trouble! You can still use my support, you can swipe your credit card!"

Li Yuan put forward a practical plan: "And now you can buy anything in installments!"

"Don't make trouble! I swiped my credit card and bought a tank, so I don't have to pay my credit card back."

Zhang Xiaofei gave him a direct look.

"That's it...! Sister Xiaofei, don't listen to his nonsense!"

Zhuge Dali hurriedly inserted a needle to expose Li Yuan's face.

Li Yuan raised his hand: "No! Wait for me to give you a stroke! Swipe your credit card and buy a tank, right?"

"Yes! Bought!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded.

"Isn't this over? You have already bought it, and now you have a tank, what are you afraid of? Think about it, who would dare to ask you to pay back the money?"

Li Yuan looked at Zhang Xiaofei, then at Jia Ling and Zhuge Dali: "Do you think this is the truth?"

Chapter 111 Li Yuan boats without paddles 【Subscription】

"! It makes sense, what's wrong! I have a tank in hand, and I have it in the world!"

"Second Squad Leader, pull out my Italian tank! I'll see who dares to let Lao Tzu pay back his credit card"

"Hahaha, I really can't stand Li Yuan's rude manipulation!"

"Li Yuan, you are the sea wind blowing too much, the waves are uncomfortable!"

"That's right! Li Yuan doesn't use paddles for rowing, he relies on waves!"

"It's him, it's him...he, our hero, little Nezha!"

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Regarding the materialist dialectical relationship between the credit card and the tank, after Li Yuan's ingenious suggestion, Zhang Xiaofei suddenly froze and pinched his chin: "It seems that this is really the case!"

Jia Ling nodded with excitement on his face: "Yes, yes! Xiaofei, then you can quickly take action! Then you will drive the tank, take me, and let's go on an outing!"

"It's still an outing! Just don't add fuel to the fire for me. I haven't gotten into the tank yet, so I guess I'll have to be caught. This arms trade is a big deal!"

Zhang Xiaofei joked: "When the time comes, you can directly enter the game with me!"

"That's why you don't take me out for a self-driving tour!"

Jia Ling pouted: "That's fine! Today we'll just go out to relax, just...don't bring a mobile phone, or we'll post it on the Moments!"

Anyway, at the destination, the vegetable field is in front of you, you can go down to pick vegetables at any time, and you are not in a hurry... Jia Ling mentioned the circle of friends, and Zhuge Dali also thought of something: "Last time my mother and their office worked Going out to play, there is a photo of standing in a wheat field, I read the comments and comments, many people don’t know wheat, and I have to say that this grass is so beautiful!”

"Don't tell me, I didn't know wheat and weeds when I was a kid!"

Zhang Xiaofei spread out his hands: "I remember when I was in my hometown in the northeast, my grandma asked me to find a meadow to herd sheep, and I went straight to the wheat field and almost killed me when I went back!"

I don't know if this story of Zhang Xiaofei has been processed by art or is a real story.

Anyway... it sounded like it was true, with lingering fears, maybe I was really beaten:.

"This is no life experience. Master Max said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth! If you don't see wheat and weeds with your own eyes, it's really hard to tell them apart just by looking at the photos!"

Because of this topic, Jia Ling also thought of his own experience: "It is no exaggeration to say that when I was almost [-] years old, I couldn't even tell the difference between octopus and squid. I always thought that these two fish were exactly the same!"

Zhuge Dali: "That's right! I think octopus and squid really look alike. Sister Jia Ling, how did you tell them apart?"

"Me! I'll figure it out through practice later. The main thing is to eat more. If you have nothing to do, eat more octopus balls, and what kind of sizzling squid. Eat and eat, then you will recognize it!"

Jia Ling winked his eyes and shared his precious experience with Zhuge Dali.

Zhuge Dali immediately burst out laughing, daring to eat the magic analysis method, but that is what Jia Ling said, if it was replaced by Li Yuan, it is estimated that he would have to do it now, too skinny! Jia Ling is also skinny! Li Yuan is skinny! But the most skinny should be Li Yuan thinking of this, Zhuge Dali completely followed his heart and turned his head and gave Li Yuan a blank look.

"Uh!"

Li Yuan, who had suffered an innocent disaster, looked at Zhuge Dali's rolling eyes, and was speechless. He sighed deeply: "Actually, it's not that troublesome!"

"Um"

Zhang Xiaofei asked instead, "Why is it not so troublesome?"

"Octopus and squid are very good!"

Li Yuan felt that it was necessary to teach these three women a lesson. It was a simple thing that made them more and more complicated.

"You talk! Let's listen!"

Jia Ling motioned to Li Yuan to get to the point quickly.

Li Yuan immediately cut to the subject: "Well! The difference between octopus and squid, I think we can start with their friends: octopus has a friend named SpongeBob, but squid doesn't!"

Jia Ling: ""

Zhang Xiaofei: ""

Zhuge Dali: ""

The three women looked at each other in dismay. Just now, they really wanted to hear what Li Yuan had to say, but why did you suddenly mention SpongeBob SquarePants? It's funny and irritating! All the veterans in the room worked together to gather the negative emotion values ​​into Li Yuan's system panel.

Of course, the old irons in the live broadcast room were also more and more cheerful: "I sent a big star to refuse to accept it! You don't treat me as a friend!"

"My boss crab refuses to accept! You don't treat me as a boss!"

"I am the recorder of Brother Octopus, and I am not convinced!"

"If you don't agree, then our small column under the sea is even more dissatisfied! Crack, activate the octopus alarm!"

"Small column under the sea, go to the launch pad!"

"Our mission is to help those creatures... who can't recognize octopus and squid, quack, doctor Pi, Xie Lingtong, and get on the lantern fish boat!"

"Turn the table! Enough of you! I don't agree with the cuttlefish! Don't I look like you guys? Do I not deserve a name?"

""

Such a happy and peaceful atmosphere makes the veterans in the live broadcast room more relaxed and comfortable. Originally, why do you like Li Yuan so much when you come to watch the show! What is the picture? He is old and he does not take a bath. Of course, the picture is... one Li Yuan is humorous and funny, and can naturally adjust everyone's mood, forget the unhappy things, and set off the happy things.

So just now Li Yuan threw out a few knowledge points in such a small way, all the old irons laughed and couldn't help themselves, and the barrage was overwhelming.

Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei, and Zhuge Dali had all endured just now, but looking at Li Yuan's serious expression, he couldn't hold back: "Hahahahaha! Li Yuan, can you stop being so skinny! Octopus! Brother let you move out!"

"That's it...! I was stupid just now! Listen to it!"

"Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, I think it is necessary to clean up him: let him improve his memory!"

These three women, you said every word, especially with Zhuge Dali cooperating and constantly fanning the flames, Li Yuan had to speak: "No way! I just shared my precious experience for many years with everyone for free. , that's how you treat me."

"Why do you still want money?"

Zhuge vigorously narrowed his eyes.

"It's not enough to ask for money, so please praise me!"

Li Yuan spread his hands and looked hurt, which made Jia Ling look very distressed: "Okay, okay! Your valuable experience is also very valuable to us, but you can analyze and judge so much, then I want to ask you, If Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque stand together, can you tell them apart?"

Jia Ling also quickly added the conditions: "Don't say that Sun Wukong has a friend named Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha monk or something!"

Chapter 112 This question asked by Jia Ling is really difficult [Subscribe]

Huh! This question is very serious! The episode about the true and false Monkey King in Journey to the West is indeed quite a test. No one can see the pain, the real pain and the fake pain! I went to the heaven to look for Tota Li Tianwang, and they took out the demon mirror, which was useless and could not be seen at all, not even Guanyin.

In the end, it was the ultimate Great Tathagata Buddha, who didn't know how to open up and settle the matter.

Of course, since Jia Ling raised this question, he must not be able to pull the Tathagata out, otherwise this question would have no meaning at all.

As a classic TV series with a high replay rate, even if you haven't read the original book, you are quite familiar with the plot inside.

Not only Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali wanted to see how Li Yuan solved the problem, but countless veterans in the live broadcast room were even more interested: "Yoyo! This is amazing! Jia Ling's question is very good!"

"This shows that Jia Ling has a deep research on "Journey to the West"!"

"Hahaha, Li Yuan seems to have encountered a problem this time!"

"I think Li Yuan still has a chance, come on! Brother Yuan'er!"

"It seems that if it's okay, you really need to read more famous books, otherwise people don't know what to say when they ask questions!"

"What the above said makes sense. I have really benefited a lot since I watched "Golden Plum"!"

"Upstairs, is it really good that you love learning so much?"

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The barrages in the live broadcast room are one after another, one after another. If this is according to the words of Mr. Jin Yong, you can see these white clouds, gathering and dispersing, dispersing and gathering, the separation and reunion of life, the same is true.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is gathered and scattered, scattered and gathered.

In reality, it is about to rise to the level of joy and sorrow, but seeing this sorrow is Li Yuan's, and joy is strong.

In the face of Li Yuan's impending embarrassment situation, Zhuge Dali couldn't wait a little bit. Seeing this kid talking nonsense, angering people and bullying others, it can be regarded as a solution to the hatred in his heart.

"Hey! It's not that I can't answer it, right?"

Zhuge vigorously leaned over, and raised his eyebrows shyly.

Li Yuan ignored the sincere girl who came to stimulate him, and raised his thumb at Jia Ling: "Sister Ling is a good question, I have to say that Jiang is still hot!"

"Um"

Jia Ling pinched his waist and pretended to be angry: "Okay you! People say don't ask a woman's age casually. You just skip this step and come up and say I'm old!"

"No no no! I mean Sister Ling, you have rich experience in life!"

Li Yuan immediately changed the conversation: "How do you say that sentence, the bridge you have crossed is more than the road we have walked, the food you have eaten is the food you have eaten."

When Li Yuan said this, he laughed at Jia Ling's cleverness, Li's eyes immediately understood what he was going to say, and he pinched his waist again: "Humph! It's more than three people together."

"No! It doesn't mean anything like that! I want to say that Sister Ling, you are well-informed and experienced. They say that reading ten thousand volumes of books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles!"

Li Yuan scratched his head and hurriedly rounded up the field.

"Does it have anything to do with how much I eat?"

Jia Ling continued to question.

"Yes! Of course there is! You think, if you eat a lot, you must digest it! Do you have to walk! It's okay to eat a lot and walk a lot, right?"