Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

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Chapter 13 The appearance of Zhuge vigorously deflated 【For collection】

　　"Li Yuan is poisonous! Everyone be careful!"

　　"Haha, Li Yuan is really too funny, it's so miserable to be his friend!"

　　"Ahhh! Why do I remember my childhood!"

　　"Hey! Did you eat it upstairs? What's the specific taste? Describe it!"

　　"Haven't you eaten weird things when you were young? I'll blow myself up, I've eaten dirt!"

　　"If you said that, I wouldn't hide it! When I was a child, I picked up half a bottle of Kaisai Lu downstairs. I drank it, and it was a little sweet!"

　　"vomit------"

　　"Is there no other taste besides sweetness? Old Tie, that's half a bottle, which means that half a bottle has been used!"

　　"No! What are you talking about? What exactly is Kaiser?"

　　"You can Baidu upstairs, it's no worse than sheep shit, or even better!"

　　Netizens from all walks of life competed in the live broadcast room and blew themselves up. Li Yuan completely ignited everyone's enthusiasm with a story.

　　Doors to new worlds gradually opened.

　　Ah!

　　Zhuge Dali failed to catch up with Li Yuan once again. The story of the black date just now made her lungs so angry that she chased after almost a hundred meters and could only accept her fate.

　　"Life is in movement! Come on, let's get started!"

　　Li Yuan had already jumped into the vegetable field, but he couldn't use that many green onions, so he pulled out two of them, and did not forget to give Zhuge Dali the division of labor:

　　"Why don't you--- go pick two tomatoes!"

　　As a scholar, I really rarely have the opportunity to enter the fields and look at the tomato field in front of me.

　　Zhuge Dali squatted down and began to enter the selection stage. He always wanted to pick those big and red tomatoes. When Li Yuan came over with a handful of green onions, Zhuge Dali didn't start:

　　"Why? How about counting? I haven't picked one for a long time!"

　　"You go! You treat me like you, you can't add or subtract within five, and you will fail every test!"

　　Zhuge Dali just heard Li Yuan say that he was beaten in the exam, and immediately retorted.

　　"Tsk! Don't look at me not doing well in the exam, but I turned in the papers fast!" Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders and didn't care at all.

　　"Yes, yes, yes! You failed the exam, and you came in first!" Zhuge Dali would not miss any opportunity to criticize Li Yuan.

　　Li Yuan also squatted down and picked a tomato at random: "That's not true! I'm not the first to submit the exam every time!"

　　"Then when are you going to hand in the papers?"

　　"Let's see the situation! Basically, when the students around me are of no value, I will hand it in!" After Li Yuan finished speaking, Zhuge Dali burst into laughter and sat on the ground:

　　"Hahahaha! I can't stand you anymore, why are you so annoying!"

　　If talking about other topics, Zhuge Dali didn't have that deep feeling, but as a scholar who is proficient in exams in various subjects, exams have been inseparable from her for the past twenty years.

　　And Li Yuan is getting closer and closer to the route of learning scum.

　　"Then I'll give you a question!" Zhuge Dali immediately found another opportunity.

　　Li Yuan has another tomato in his hand: "What question? Say it in advance, if it's too difficult, I won't be able to answer it!"

　　"Yo! And when you were soft?" Zhuge Dali became more and more confident:

　　"It's very simple, it's just a math question, listen carefully! What is [-] million times [-] million?"

　　"[-] million times [-] million? Haha, how dare you give me this question? You really treat me as a three-year-old child!" Li Yuan pouted.

　　"You don't care about how old the child is, I'll ask you the answer!" Seeing Li Yuan's blind and arrogant appearance, Zhuge Dali's mouth was about to laugh.

　　"You say it! You say it!"

　　"Is it [-] billion? Hahaha, isn't it? Didn't expect it?" Li Yuan smiled like an old fox, and it seemed that he had already seen through Zhuge Dali's trick:

　　"Did you think I was going to say [-] billion? Are you disappointed?"

　　"you you----"

　　"I'm going to slap it! [-] billion billion! Awesome! I was hit just now!"

　　"Yes, I also miscalculated, and said this question is too easy!"

　　"I didn't expect Li Yuan's brain to be so fast! Logically speaking, he shouldn't be a scumbag!"

　　"You listen to him fooling around, I think he's deliberately keeping a low profile, but this question really seems like a brain teaser!"

　　"I think Zhuge's shriveled appearance is so funny!"

　　The comrades in the live broadcast room really expressed Zhuge Dali's true feelings. This girl has already started to have luck, and she is really going to die of anger. She feels that she is a scum in front of Li Yuan, and she wants to make him embarrassed. Who knows that in the end, they will suffer.

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +100!

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +200!

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　　"Stop! You finished the question just now, so I'll give you one too, how about it? Dare to take the challenge?" Li Yuan's eyes were full of energy, and he knew that Zhuge Dali was going to go crazy. One move to surround Wei and save Zhao.

　　"You said it!" Zhuge vigorously raised his neck, and at a glance he knew that he had hit the ground running.

　　Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Say, three monks drink three buckets of water in three days, how much water does nine monks drink in nine days!"

　　Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and asked his own question.

　　Zhuge Dali just listened to Li Yuan, and immediately raised his hand, a little instinctively raising his hand to answer the question, the corners of his mouth curled slightly: "Humph! Simple! It's just a very simple word game!"

　　"First of all, we can regard the three monks as a whole and set it as A. The original question can be deduced that A drinks three buckets of water for three days. If we continue to reason, we can get that A drinks one bucket of water a day!"

　　“接下来再把A换成三个和尚，即三个和尚一天喝一桶水，由此可知一个和尚一天喝1/3桶水，那么接下来问题就迎刃而解了：九个和尚九天喝(1/3)*9*9=27桶水！搞定！So-easy！”

　　Zhuge Dali baba bah bah bah b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b a b b b b b b of his speech. The reasoning is clear, the argumentation process is precise, and his thinking is without loopholes. Just waiting for Li Yuangan to bow down!

　　Li Yuan nodded: "Well! The answer is wrong!"

　　Zhuge Dali: "?????"*

Chapter 14 I'm going to take your dog's life 【For collection】

　　Zhuge Dali really felt that his performance just now was impeccable, and just by pinching his fingers, he broke Li Yuan's word game, but now he actually told himself that it was wrong:

　　"Why not! Say it! What's wrong!"

　　"You said it yourself just now, a simple word game!"

　　Li Yuan took two tomatoes in his left hand, a handful of green onions in his right hand, and shrugged his shoulders: "Three of the three monks is the master's name!"

　　Zhuge Dali's face turned green: "Your monk's name is three?"

　　Li Yuan has already begun to move his footsteps to shift positions: "You haven't heard of it doesn't mean you haven't!"

　　"Have you heard of it? Then say it!" Zhuge Dali stepped forward and started pressing.

　　Li Yuan: "That means you don't know who his senior brother is?"

　　"Who is it?" Zhuge Dali narrowed his eyes during the countdown to the volcanic eruption.

　　Li Yuan walked out of the tomato field in two steps and stood on the side of the road: "Master Sanzang, his senior brother Tang Sanzang, he is Tang San!"

　　"You---- why didn't you say his name is Sugar Triangle? You stop, you eat my kick!" Zhuge Dali finally got angry, roared, and rushed directly over.

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +500!

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +800!

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +1000!

　　"Hey! Take two more tomatoes! I don't have enough for two!" Li Yuan did not forget to remind Zhuge Dali of his mission before leaving.

　　"What tomatoes do I take? I'm going to take your dog's life today! Stop!"

　　The photographer and the photographer are already on the verge of crying, so why are they running away at every turn?It's good that people run away, I still have to carry a camera here!

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　　Li Yuan: "Yes, yes! Your answer is very correct, it is 27 buckets of water!"

　　Zhuge Dali: "It was originally 27 buckets of water! Yours is a complete steal!"

　　Li Yuan: "Yes! I'm stealing the beam!"

　　Zhuge Dali: "You are arrogant!"

　　Li Yuan: "Yes! I'm arguing!"

　　Zhuge Dali said, "You are just a fool!"

　　Li Yuan: "Yes! I'm messing around!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other, both of them were dumbfounded, turned their heads to look at the courtyard gate, and saw that Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali were just entering the door.

　　"Why are you fighting again?" Huang Lei had already guessed the crux of the problem!

　　He Jiong is also aware of the result, but he is still very interested in the process: "What is the reason for this?"

　　"It's alright, she just asked me a few questions!" Li Yuan returned to his old ways, feeling the murderous aura around him was strong again, and immediately changed the subject:

　　"Mr. Huang, see if we picked enough this time!"

　　"The two of you have been away for so long, but are you just arguing?"

　　Huang Lei looked at the two tomatoes and three green onions in Li Yuan's hands, speechless.