Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Don't wait until Sister Ling stops eating to lose weight, and then regret not inviting her to have a good meal. There is no medicine for regret in life, only if you know earlier and seize the opportunity, you can't leave regrets in life! Everyone!"

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Chapter 131 This is the role of the dry sister 【Subscription】

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Jia Ling screamed in the sky, the surprise came too suddenly.

Originally, I was waiting to hear Li Yuan pour chicken soup, but who knows, in a blink of an eye, it became a sponsorship for myself.

"Li Yuan, I've decided that from today onwards, you will be my younger brother. From now on, my elder sister will cover you and make you delicious and spicy. Anyone who invites me to dinner will take you there!"

Jia Ling made a big wish, and this will be on the spot, holding a ceremony of recognizing his younger brother.

Well, but I still have to ask the parties concerned: "Xiaoyuan, how do you recognize my sister?"

Jia Ling doesn't look like he's really joking.

"Sister Ling, see what you said, don't treat you as a sister, I can let everyone quickly invite you to dinner!"

Li Yuan smiled and shrugged his shoulders.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and even Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali were all stunned. The change in the style of painting was so sudden that most people couldn't reflect it.

Jia Ling picked up the teapot and poured a lot into Li Yuan's cup, then refilled his enamel jar with wine, and pulled Li Yuan to stand up directly.

Ho! It's real! "Today I am Jia Ling"

Jia Ling held the wine glass, facing the moon in the sky, and loudly said this line that everyone is very familiar with.

"Today I am Li Yuan"

Li Yuan also put away his joking mentality, and followed up with a sentence.

"To form a sister and brother of the opposite sex here, from now on, we will have the same blessings and share the difficulties,!"

The lines behind the two did not need a script at all, they said it directly and uniformly, and after they finished speaking, they took two sips of wine.

Jia Ling really likes to see Li Yuan. This kind of attitude is very strange, that is... I think he can be a younger brother. When he is unhappy, he can amuse himself, and when his hands are itchy, he can still Hit it a few times.

Don't look at how many years I have been in this circle, there are countless people I know, and even many of them are rushing to get in touch, crying and calling my sister, just like relatives who have been separated for many years.

For this kind of person, Jia Ling has one word: "Fuck!"

But Li Yuan is different, this young man has a good image, clean and neat, tall and handsome, at least he is pleasing to the eye.

After all, everyone has almost watched Journey to the West. The female goblin who wants to be in the bridal chamber with Tang Seng is one after another, and when it is Sun Monkey's turn, Zhu Bajie and Sha monk watch Jia Ling and Li Yuan take their seats again, Teacher Huang immediately clapped his hands: "Okay. , congratulations, congratulations! It seems that today is really a good day!"

"Yeah! I think in the national programs, maybe we have live broadcasts here."

Teacher He is really a little helpless about these two guys who are interested in directly marrying Jinlan.

Zhuge looked at Jia Ling vigorously, and then, she could feel that these two people who like to be funny when everything was okay, didn't seem to be joking.

In fact, I still have a little bit of Li Yuanmu in my heart! Don't look at myself, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, they have already established a camp.

But these two people are obviously kind to Li Yuan, which may be the charm of Li Yuan.

After being seated again, Jia Ling accepted everyone's good wishes for this part of the wedding ceremony. He was in a good mood and had a higher level of playfulness. He took up the enamel jar and used the ancient toasting etiquette.

Holding the cup with his right hand and clasping his left hand, he raised his eyebrows at Li Yuan: "Second brother!"

Li Yuan immediately entered the play, got up and responded in the same way: "Big brother!"

The laughter in the live broadcast room was continuous: "Hahahaha, I always feel that the two of them are acting like a sketch!"

"Yes, yes! I said why this scene is so familiar, I must have seen it in some sketch!"

"I remember it was originally from Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"

"Yi knot Jinlan, Taoyuan three knots!"

"I'm really looking forward to Li Yuan working with Jia Ling on a sketch!"

"Li Yuan now has a good sister, and this career will be even more powerful in the future, ah!"

"Well, I think so too, at least there will be more resources!"

"Are you looking down on Li Yuan, now people are also popular fried chicken!"

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How lively it was in the live broadcast room, let's not mention it for the time being, let's just talk about the yard of the mushroom house, because the sudden idea of ​​sworn swastika made the slightly interrupted alcohol test boil again.

I even forgot all the things about pushing Li Yuan to sing a song and come on a show to cheer him up.

Anyway... In the end, the happy and peaceful ending is counted as today's! When I return to the old Mushroom House in Dadianzi, in terms of the number of guests today, it is natural to arrange three female guests to take a bath and clean up, so Huang Lei, He Jiong and Li Yuan didn't move, calling Wang Zheng to come over and continue.

"Mr. Huang's topic is a little deep today!"

Wang Zheng took a sip of wine, looked at Huang Lei, and told the story that was slightly cold before, and the title of the picture was still the topic of Tuli.

"Today I'm so excited, I'll say a few more words!"

Huang Lei shrugged and looked at Li Yuan: "Actually... I want to give these young people some advice, people can't always think about making money in their lives, should they think about leaving something behind!"

The machinery and equipment are all turned off, and now there are no other scruples and can speak freely.

"Hey! Young people, it's time to play, it's all about having to go through a lot of... things to understand, you say now, they don't understand either!"

Mr. He took over the topic and pointed to the Nicholas lanterns who were strolling around the yard. After getting familiar with the terrain and re-establishing friendship with Brother Piao, this wild duck obviously returned to its former state.

I walked back and forth in the yard, and even thought about going out to have a look, but the yard door was closed, and I couldn't find an exit anywhere I went: I could only turn it over and over again: "Just like our colorful lantern, it has to rely on Fumbling for yourself, constantly hitting the wall, people are the same, walking and walking, you will encounter a red light, you can only stop, and then think about life, and then you can realize the truth!"

Wang Zheng winked at Li Yuan: "Did you hear me! The two teachers are teaching you a lesson! The lanterns have turned red!"

"Actually! I don't think it's okay to encounter a red light, we can go around it!"

Li Yuan said with a smile.

"You think it's just a red light? When you're unlucky, it's a red light wherever you go!"

Wang disputed the wine glasses and touched them one by one, increasing the difficulty of life experience.

"It's okay! No one can stay the same. When we encounter a red light, let's avoid it, keep going, and when we encounter a red light, we will continue to circle! But ah"

Li Yuan took a sip of wine, watched Huang Lei, He Jiong and even Wang Zheng all waiting for the next sentence, and continued: "But if there are red lights everywhere, then you really need to be careful, it's all red. If you are not careful in the light district, you may be unable to control it and go astray!"

"puff!"

Before Wang Zheng could swallow what was in his mouth, he turned his head and sprayed it on the ground, coughing directly: "Cough! I've been there long ago, why are you so familiar?"

Chapter 132 I want to criticize this website 【Subscription】

Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at Li Yuan with a speechless expression: "Xiaoyuan, hurry up and recruit from the real world, have you already made a mistake? Now you hurry up and pull back from the precipice, and turn back to the shore!"

"It's not me! This place, I also heard from one of my classmates!"

Li Yuan spread his hands.

Now that the live broadcast has stopped, the female guests have retreated, and the four 44 old men chatted, they really let themselves go.

"Are you a friend from nowhere?"

Huang Lei pointed at Li Yuan.

He Jiong immediately echoed: "I think it's just..., if you hadn't been there, how would you know about such a place?"

"It's not me! It's my classmate, he has been there, but according to what my classmate said, he just went around and didn't do anything else!"

Li Yuan naturally won't take the blame. He is a pure-hearted young man. How could he go to such a place where the feasting is different from the person's design! "Your classmate is really your classmate"

Wang Zheng further began to verify.

"It's my classmate! Speaking of which, it was because of the teacher's remarks in class that he finally took the risk!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, he was immediately puzzled.

"What do you mean and what about the teacher?"

Huang Lei's eyes widened, and then he glanced at He Jiong: "Xiaoyuan, don't make a fool of yourself!"

"Yes, Xiaoyuan, we still have two teachers here!"

Wang Zheng pointed to Huang Lei and He Jiong. Indeed, Huang Lei taught acting classes at the Film Academy, and Teacher He is also an Arabic teacher! This is why many people call them teachers, because they are real is teacher.

Therefore, for Li Yuan's statement of discrediting the teaching team, we immediately criticized and corrected it.

"Tsk! It's not really my teacher's fault, it's just that my classmate is a little off-kilter!"

Li Yuan spread his hands and sighed: "It belongs to the unintentional insertion of willows and willows, right!"

"What the hell is going on, don't give a shit, tell me quickly!"

Wang Zheng has begun to impatiently want to know the inside story.

Li Yuan finally began to answer: "The specific situation is like this. Once, our teacher gave a geography class and was talking about... world geography. When the get out of class was over, he said, if you don't know much about it, you can search on the Internet. Search for pictures!"

"Searching for pictures goes astray"

"Did something happen that you didn't say?"

"Definitely!"

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Wang Zheng, all three of them spoke and discussed.

"Yes! I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Li Yuan looked at the three impatient men and had to tell the truth: "We are talking about world geography, and we need to understand the world map. First of all, it is the specific situation of each continent. My classmate thought that as an Asian, we must first master it. This continent is alright, right?"

When this question was asked, the three three men nodded: "Well! It's okay!"

"Yeah! My classmate started searching for pictures of Asia on the Internet. In order to be more accurate and clear at a glance, he gave full play to his subjective initiative and directly searched for high-definition pictures of Yazhou!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, Wang Zheng laughed directly: "Wait...! You said you were searching for high-definition pictures of Yazhou"

Looking at Wang Zheng's old driver-like smile, Li Yuan nodded: "Yes! He just... searched like this, and then he walked on a road of no return!"

"Have you searched?"

When Li Yuan asked such a question, the three old men all started shaking their heads: "How could we not have time to surf the Internet? When we were young, the Internet was not so developed!"

"Yeah! We don't know much about computers, and we don't know much about it. Even if we want to look for it, we can't find it. It is estimated that Director Wang is better!"

Mr. He also released himself after drinking.