Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Li Yuan's level seems to be higher than that of the big bowl of wide noodles!"

"It's just a little bit of Wang Po selling melons!"

"Be confident and give me a little bit of it!"

"Hahaha, Li Yuan, this is the perfect face of the self-confidence!"

"Tell me the truth! Li Yuan is really handsome, but... so funny, it's easy for people to ignore his good looks!"

"Maybe this is the sadness of a comedian!"

"Yes, yes, obviously you can rely on your face to eat, but Li Yuan has to rely on his face!"

"Are you black fans? Can I join?"

""

It's fun to say, Li Yuan does have a large number of fans, but these...... Most of the fans are black Li Yuan as a hobby.

After all, Li Yuan's ability to anger people, they also learned ten percent.

"Okay, now for a meeting!"

Huang Lei took control of the overall situation and shouted for everyone to return to their positions quickly. Seeing that they were all seated in a row, they began to arrange work.

"This morning, although we said that we canceled the heavy manual labor of breaking corn, we can't relax, we still have to do the work that should be done!"

"One is the corn left in the field yesterday, and we have to bring it back. The second is that we have insufficient firewood, and we need to replenish the third one. Susu and Xiaosu, as well as Tianba and Xiaodian's homes should also be cleaned up. now!"

Huang Lei supported the table with both hands, leaned forward slightly, and glanced at everyone: "Whoever opposes who agrees"

The demeanor of the boss is unmistakable! After the addiction of the boss, and seeing that everyone had no different opinions, Mr. Huang began to line up, but in order to show full freedom and democracy, I still asked for opinions: "Xiaoyuan, you what to choose"

"Move forward with a heavy load! Do your part! Don't be afraid of hardships and dangers! Go backwards!"

Li Yuan's face was solemn and his eyes were firm: "I choose to abstain!"

Huang Lei: ""

He Jiong: ""

Jia Ling: ""

Xiaofei: ""

vigorously:""

I was dumbfounded, I was all dumbfounded! Looking at each other, I never expected that Li Yuan would say options other than the options so loudly and forcefully.

Mr. He was drinking tea on the side, and he just spit out the tea.

This means that the reaction speed is fast. At the critical moment, he turned his head and sprayed behind him: "Cough! Cough! You choose a fart to abstain!"

He Jiong coughed for a long time, but he finally managed to get through: "I was so impassioned as I said earlier, I thought you had a change of heart! Don't try to avoid labor, for a while... you go to the field with me, Pull back the leftover corn from yesterday!"

"Yes! Teacher He, that's exactly what I mean!"

Li Yuan nodded heavily.

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One morning, it was not as easy as expected, Li Yuan and He Jiong pushed the trolley and went back and forth to the cornfield, working diligently.

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei also worked hard to clean the cow and sheep pen.

Originally, Zhuge Dali wanted to chop wood, but as the only pearl of the mushroom house, Mr. Huang Lei exercised his right of protection and asked her to fight for herself and come to work on lunch first.

"Oh! No way! Teacher He, hurry up and rest, and leave the rest to Dali!"

The last truckload of corn arrived safely at the mushroom house.

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, Zhuge vigorously unloaded the car and took inventory, and Li Yuan took He Jiong away. There was no way, Mr. He insisted on pushing a car by himself, even if it didn't pack much.

But for the seniors, it is also sweating like rain! Pulling He Jiong under the pergola, Li Yuan quickly poured a cup of tea: "Teacher He, don't worry, with me watching them, I will definitely not be lazy!"

"You say no one is lazy"

Jia Ling turned his head and looked over: "Go, go, chop wood! Do you have the heart to watch people chop up hard?"

Zhuge Dali was unloading the truck just now, but when he saw Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei coming to help, he took the initiative to go to the corner to chop wood, and now he is carrying an axe for luck! "I'll go!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders and had to say that after taking Dali Pill, his physical fitness was beyond imagination, he was not tired at all, but full of energy.

Walking to Zhuge Dali's side, looking at this girl, she seemed a little less optimistic.

It was all wood prepared in advance by the program team, which was neatly cut long ago, placed on the wooden pier, and chopped with an axe, but this girl's axe was chopped twice, all of which were unsuccessful.

"Need help no"

Li Yuan asked.

"As long as you don't make trouble for me, you're doing me a great favor!"

Zhuge Dali turned his head and rolled his eyes, saying that the previous work of chopping wood was basically performed by Li Yuan or Teacher He.

It may be that Li Yuan arrived and gave her a strong aggression. He picked up the axe violently, and slashed Huashan Mountain with a force. With a bang, the axe slammed into the wooden pier.

The wood placed on it shook twice and fell directly to the side.

Li Yuan picked up the wood and placed it again: "You can't do it! Let me tell you, the key to chopping wood is... Steady and precise, first of all, you have to hold the axe firmly, then aim your eyes, and then chop it down. time, the force must be ruthless!"

"Go, go, go! My axe doesn't have eyes, I'll cut you in half and you'll be cold!"

Zhuge vigorously raised his axe, indicating that he was in a dangerous period now.

"Man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather!"

Li Yuan swiftly stepped aside, but his mouth was not idle at all: "The most precious thing for people is life, and it is given to us only once.

A man's life should be spent like this: when he looks back on the past, he does not regret for wasting his time, nor is he ashamed for being mediocre!"

Li Yuan stood on the side, at a safe distance, with both hands in a serious look: "In this way, when he was dying, he said: I have dedicated my entire life and all my energy to the most magnificent cause for the church. How Comrade Zhuge Dali chopping wood"

From Zhuge Dali's negative lead value +66! "Try another word"

Zhuge Dali is about to explode, and even the science students are very familiar with this classic quote "How Steel Is Tempered".

Who knew that Li Yuan, a nasty guy, would actually adapt and process it without authorization, and then used it on himself, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "Shut up when it's too cold! Isn't it good to lie down?"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Hehe! If I'm really cold and lie down, and I don't speak, others must speak!"

"say what"

Zhuge Dali frowned slightly.

"Whatever you say, you have to say: hey hey hey! Look, move your hands, hey, live! Live again!"

Li Yuan can even dub a third party.

"Hate.

Do not"

Zhuge Dali resisted his smile and gave him a stern look: "Let's go, don't delay my work!"

While speaking, Zhuge Dali had already entered the preparatory stage, staring at the firewood, just as he was about to lift the axe, he suddenly felt something different behind him.

Li Yuan didn't know what time it was, but he had already stood behind Zhuge Dali, and he went around with both hands and held the handle of the axe together with Zhuge Dali: "Come on! Follow my movements to find your feeling!"

It was too sudden. Suddenly, Zhuge Dali's body was inexplicably stiff, and he felt that Li Yuan, who was attached to him, had an inexplicable heartbeat.

"Strength! Lift it up!"

Li Yuan's voice sounded in his ears, and it seemed that there was still hot air blowing in the auricle, Zhuge Dali was even more panicked, and subconsciously turned his head to look around.

Fortunately, the photographer is now taking close-ups of Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei. It seems that the inventory work has come to an end. He took a deep breath and finally slowly raised the axe.

Under the leadership of Li Yuan, the two naturally coordinated, as if they were one.

"Aim for the firewood!"

"get ready!"

"hack!"

"Boom!"

With a bang, the axe fell, hit the firewood in the middle, and with a slam, it split in half and fell off the stake.

"How do you remember the feeling just now?"

Li Yuangong retreated, stood aside again, and swiftly added another piece of firewood: "You continue to try, just follow the feeling just now!"

Once it was born, it was cooked twice! Zhuge vigorously eliminated the distracting thoughts in his mind, and followed the method of Professor Li Yuan just now. Sure enough, the second piece of firewood was perfectly split again, and a smile finally appeared on his face.

It's like getting a perfect score in the exam! "Amazing!"

Li Yuan slaps... applause: "I have long seen that you are very talented and talented. In the future, I will give you the full authority to handle the matter of chopping wood!"

Zhuge Dali hadn't had time to taste the sense of accomplishment. Who knew that Li Yuan wanted to let himself contract the job of chopping wood in the future. No wonder he gave such kind guidance just now: "I'll deal with your size!"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes and snorted lightly, "If you are angry with me again in the future, I will try this dog-head guillotine. Is it fast or not!"

Li Yuan's eyes widened: "You are so cruel, our brother Piao is so cute, how can you bear to say that his dog is a good friend of human beings, if you say this again in the future, I will go to the Small Animal Protection Association and complain to you !"

"Moving those people, it's amazing!"

"At that time, you will not only be human flesh!"

"I have to expose you online!"

"harass you!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +77! "I mean I'm going to kill you! What's the matter with Brother Guan Piao"

Zhuge vigorously roared, gritted his teeth, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he shouted angrily: "You you"

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"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Mr. He didn't know when he came over, and gestured to the camera with his eyes: "If it is broadcast, then I will harass you first!"

"Hehe! I just said that I didn't take a picture here!"