Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Let Jia Ling sway for a long time, Li Yuan scratched his head: "Sister Ling! Calm down first! I can understand your mood, I'm seeing those footprints on the wall, and the same is true. want!"

"I just feel as if someone skilled would cross the river with one reed, chasing a cicada in eight steps, stepping on the snow without a trace."

Jia Ling didn't wait: After Li Yuan finished speaking, Jia Ling slapped him on the arm: "Can you say something useful, I also know Lingbo Weibu! You can say what's going on!"

Seeing that everyone's eyes were swish and turned to him again, Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "One night I was sleeping, and there was always a mosquito buzzing around, I picked up my slippers and slapped it to death, look. To the shoe print on the wall, I figured it out later!"

Negative emotion value from Jia Ling +55! "Hahahaha!"

Huang Lei immediately burst into laughter, especially when he saw Jia Ling's angry expression: "Jia Ling, don't be unhappy, a martial arts master, I also think there must be!"

"Art comes from life. Since there are so many literary works, there must be such characters. I remember when I was a child, I even got a copy of "The Seventy-two Shaolin Techniques"!"

Speaking of which, Huang Lei helplessly shrugged his shoulders: "It's... I didn't succeed in the end! Maybe my understanding is too low!"

"Um!"

Originally a self-deprecating remark, Huang Lei suddenly heard that someone agreed very much. He turned his head and looked at Li Yuan, nodding his head quite seriously. He was really speechless.

However, before he could criticize Li Yuan, Jia Ling had already slapped the case: "Well, you kid, what's the matter, Mr. Huang said that he has low understanding, you should refute it immediately, you have to say Mr. Huang! How can you have low understanding! You are Such extraordinary talent, extraordinary intelligence and so on! Can you chat with your kid?"

"Ah no! No!"

Li Yuan waved his hands again and again: "I hummed just now, that's not what I meant, I meant that I have also practiced "Seventy-two Shaolin Techniques"!"

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"You have practiced"

Jia Ling's eyes widened, looking incredulous.

"Then you're still a fellow disciple of Teacher Huang!"

He Jiong raised his chin: "What generation did you graduate from? I heard that if a Shaolin disciple is to graduate, do they have to go through that… Twelve Bronze Man Formation?"

He Jiong fired a series of cannonballs, and the eyes of everyone who asked the question lit up, and they looked at Li Yuan with a calm expression: "Mr. He, it's not the twelve bronze figures, it's the eighteen bronze figures, so I'm still serious. It's over, I think back then when I was in the Eighteen Bronze Man Array, I fought with them for ten days and ten nights, and no one was able to defeat me!"

When Li Yuan said this, Lin Yuan stood up to Yue, his eyes were far-reaching, and he seemed to recall the glorious days when he used to be all-powerful.

"Xiaoyuan, you don't have a fever, right?"

Jia Ling reached out and touched Li Yuan's forehead: "It doesn't burn! Why did he suddenly lose his mind!"

"That's it...! If he is with the Eighteen Bronze Man, they will torture you into scum in minutes, and they won't be able to defeat him: him"

Zhuge Dali also seems to have heard about the Eighteen Bronze Human Formation.

In fact, everyone knows that he is joking. Li Yuan has been to the Shaolin Temple. If Baoqiang said this, everyone would really believe it.

But right now it's just a chat.

"Then tell me, why didn't you get knocked down?"

Zhang Xiaofei asked with a smile, "I heard that the Eighteen Bronze Figures are all outstanding in martial arts!"

"Hey! You still don't believe it. In those ten days and ten nights, we fought flying sand and rocks, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains. At the end, I was hungry. If they hadn't tied me to a pillar, I would have eaten first. Come back after dinner and be beaten!"

"puff!"

Jia Ling hurriedly covered his mouth, just ate the last bit of noodles in the bowl, and almost sprayed it out. Fortunately, the response was timely and no consequences were caused.

"Amazing! But if you can achieve this effect with the Eighteen Bronze Man, you are quite amazing!"

Teacher He gave Li Yuan a thumbs up: "But are you irritating, otherwise, how could they be so cruel!"

"Then it goes without saying that when he gets angry with people, he doesn't recognize his six relatives. Even if the bronze man puts a clay bodhisattva in front of him, he will get angry with people!"

Zhuge vigorously spoke sharply and criticized in place, and after speaking, he did not forget to bully Li Yuan and demonstrate.

"You dare to have people tied to the pillars, and you can't beat them down: you, but you...want to fall: what!"

Huang Lei pointed at Li Yuan with a smile: "At first glance, you are not good at learning! You are one of the seventy-two Shaolin stunts that you haven't learned!"

"This is wronging me. I have indeed learned it. Shaolin Inner Strength is one finger meditation, but it is not for hurting the enemy, but for saving people by acupoints. By the way, did I say last time that I know medical skills!"

The author Jun suddenly remembered that the two chapters on the shelves have already written about Taiji magic and medical and martial arts, but this just proves that Li Yuan understands medical skills! "Just point acupuncture points to save people"

Jia Ling asked directly.

"The world's martial arts come out of Shaolin. With this fingering, you can injure the enemy and save people together. Have you seen the show in the TV series, that is, whoever wants to bleed and get hurt, go down first, point a point, and stop the bleeding."

Li Yuan's index finger and middle finger are together, really like a posture in a film and television drama, and he gestured: "This is the stunt I learned, doing justice, curing diseases and saving people!"

"I think you'd better treat yourself first. Insanity is also a disease, so you need to treat it as soon as possible!"

Zhuge Dali looked concerned.

After Zhang Xiaofei was unwilling, he continued to make up the knife: "Yes, yes, don't give up, early treatment, early results!"

"Hahaha, Xiaoyuan, look, everyone obviously doesn't buy into your stunt!"

Jia Ling patted Li Yuan on the shoulder: "If you need help, I will give you an expert number!"

"Can you trust me!"

Li Yuan made an angry gesture: "Medical experts have long said that acupuncture is not fabricated out of thin air, it is a science! There are so many acupuncture points in the human body, and each has its own effect!"

Teacher He was still more enthusiastic: "Xiaoyuan, I believe you, you can say how many patients you have cured. The beggar who was paralyzed in both legs last time can't be counted!"

I have to say that Teacher He's language art is simply... leak-tight, directly blocking Li Yuan's back path.

It's just that he underestimated Li Yuan, so he looked at Li Yuan with a slight smile: "Speaking of which, I really rarely have the chance to take action. After all, now that I am injured, I will go to the hospital as soon as possible!"

"Wait...! Don't rush to deny my strength!"

Seeing that everyone was about to criticize him again, Li Yuan quickly raised his hand to stop him: "Although I haven't treated anyone, but some time ago, I ran into an injured dog!"

"Tibetan Mastiff raised by your father"

Zhuge Dali still remembers the Tibetan Mastiff thing! "It's not the Tibetan Mastiff, it's the stray dog ​​I ran into on the street, maybe it was hit by a car, injured his leg, shed a lot of blood, and moved all over the place. I can't move!"

"Then you're on your way"

Huang Lei then asked.

"That must be done! In the eyes of the doctor, there is no distinction between noble and low, and there is no distinction between races, I walked over to the wound of the stray dog, and clicked three times!"

Li Yuan himself also matched the sound effects.

"You shouldn't have said that the stray dog ​​will be healed right away."

Jia Ling pouted.

"Hey! That's right!"

Li Yuan nodded fiercely: "I'll tell you, it's not an exaggeration at all, I'll be healed in minutes, not only can I move, but also chased me three streets in the end!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Jia Ling smiled and lay down on the table, banging on the table: "No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Amazing! Awe-inspiring! Sure enough, it's a divine doctor! He can cure the disease by hand!"

Zhang Xiaofei held back his laughter and said it, but he still didn't break down, and tears started to fall.

"I just wanted to know, did you end up...let the dog catch up!"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Li Yuan: "It's better to bite you a few times!"

Huang Lei also laughed helplessly. He looked at He Jiong and felt that this kid is just... a natural funny guy, don't chat with him, just chat, any topic, and it will blow you away.

In the live broadcast room, the effect is even more flamboyant than the scene. After all, under the camera, everyone should pay attention to the image of the artist, but the live broadcast room is different.

don't care....

Whether you use a computer or a mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, you don't want to laugh as much as you want, especially since it's lunch time, you don't have to worry too much: "Booming in a trance! Li Yuan is really a master, a master, a master. !"

"I think Li Yuan is a miserable man. First, he had eighteen bronze men tied up and smoked for ten days and ten nights, and now he had the dog chase three streets. It was so miserable!"

"Li Yuan's self-deprecating level is too cool! I laughed like a fool today, my brain is a little hypoxic!"

"I suddenly burst out laughing just now, and scared my little hamster to stop running. I don't know if something is wrong, Li Yuan, you have to be responsible for my hamster!"

"Damn, I lost all my teeth laughing, I finally got porcelain teeth inlays today!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, oh my, let's talk first, my aunt is here!"

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In the happy and peaceful atmosphere, the scene was reached, the perfect harmony with the live broadcast room, the lunch symposium came to an end, Zhuge Dali went to wash the dishes, Zhang Xiaofei wiped the table, and Teacher He went to boil water to make tea.

Well organized! "You've baked before"

Huang Lei just had a deep discussion with Li Yuan about the iron barrel roast duck. After all, this sounds easy, but the coefficient of operation difficulty is not low.

Even knowing that Li Yuan's cooking skills are extraordinary, now Teacher Huang is still a little vague.

“Not baked!”

Li Yuan spread his hands, answered the question truthfully, and then watched Huang Lei helplessly flatten his mouth: "You have to hug a little boy, we will exchange a duck, if you roast it and ruin the pot , when the time comes, everyone will look at you eagerly, and you won't have to find a piece of tofu to kill you"

"Mr. Huang, you underestimate my level too, right? I'm the kind of person who can't be ashamed because you look at it with all your eyes."

Li Yuan has a self-confidence of fascination.

Huang Lei was speechless and choked, but this is.... In fact, it seems that this kind of thing is really no big deal, especially for Li Yuan.

"Just talk and don't practice the fake hand! If I don't see the roast duck, I won't give you a compliment!"

Jia Ling held his chin and looked at Li Yuan: "When is dinner, I'm hungry!"

"Wait..., did I have a hallucination? Did everyone just have lunch?"

Teacher Huang was shocked: "Is my memory out of control?"

"No! It's Sister Ling's digestive system that has worked out for a long time!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, he got a small meat fist from Jia Ling: "Tell you, if you can't make roast duck, just talk to my fist as big as a sandbag!"

"Sister Ling, your requirements are too low!"

Zhang Xiaofei came back, joined the camp, and began to raise the requirements for Jia Ling: "It's too simple to make it, whether you can eat it or not is the key, and how it tastes is the most important thing!"

"Mmmm, Xiaofei, what you said makes sense, Xiaoyuan, you heard that it is not necessary to make delicious roast duck, tsk, when I mention this roast duck, I really feel a little nostalgic!"