Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"How come such a fine tradition is becoming rarer and rarer now, what's wrong with this society?"

Sitting on the stool, with a palm fan in his hand, he fanned it like this, and the image of the landlord's wife was portrayed in three parts.

"Sister Ling!"

Li Yuan raised his hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"what"

Jia Ling raised his chin: "what do you want to say"

"I just wanted to say, have you ever thought about what if you were that... maid?"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, he was immediately met with a scorn from Jia Ling.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Jia Ling pointed at Li Yuan with the fan: "How could I be a maid!"

"Oh right! Sister Ling, remember the one you played... sketch no"

Li Yuan directly changed the subject.

Jia Ling continued to shake the fan: "I don't know which of my works you are talking about, especially those...popular works, there are so many!"

"That's...that..., there seems to be an introduction based on the four beauties in Washington, where Brother Haizhu plays the housekeeper!"

Li Yuan began to inspire Jia Ling's memory and continued to describe: "You stand with three other actresses, one is Chunhua, the other is Xiahua, and the other is Qiuhua. You stand at the end, what is your name?"

Jia Ling directly turned his head to the side: "I don't know, forget it!"

"Think about it again, I think that... the sketch is too classic!"

Li Yuan continued to inspire: "Then I will think about it again, it seems like"

"Okay, okay! I get it!"

As soon as Jia Ling saw Li Yuan's style, he knew that this stalk could not be passed on by himself, and directly turned passive into active: "My name is Fatty!"

After speaking, Jia Ling rolled his eyes and gave Li Yuan a set meal.

"hey-hey!"

Li Yuan's point is so far, the purpose is to echo the topic of the girl just now... This is a common literary technique, but it's... that attracts people from the live broadcast room A swipe of the screen: "Hahahaha! Li Yuan is so funny, Jia Ling is even more funny, these two people make a show, it is really interesting!"

"The guests in this issue are well invited, much stronger than the previous season!"

"Have you seen the... sketch you mentioned just now? I thought Jia Ling should be called Donghua!"

"I didn't expect Li Yuan to be a fan of Jia Ling, so familiar with her sketches!"

"It's a fan, that's also Jia Ling's black fan!"

"Spring flowers, summer flowers, autumn flowers, fat ya! Hahaha, fat ya!"

"Li Yuan is too skinny! If Sister Ling can't eat the iron bucket roast duck later, she will probably have to eat him alive!"

""

While talking, Zhuge Dali and Zhang Xiaofei brought back a bunch of tree branches, and they were specially selected dry branches according to Li Yuan's request, put them aside, and began to urge Li Yuan to start work! Indeed, according to the previous statement, in the iron bucket A small shack was built around.

At the same time, ensure that the dry branches keep a certain distance from the wall of the iron barrel to avoid excessive problems inside.

The branches burned and the temperature rose. After a while, Jia Ling seemed to hear a movement in the iron bucket, and pricked up his ears, as if he heard the sound of the fat in the duck meat in the high temperature. .

"Hey, hey! Listen, there seems to be movement inside!"

Jia Ling pointed at the iron bucket and his eyes lit up, which meant that the prelude to the coming of delicious food was starting.

After all, when the branches burn, the surrounding becomes hotter, especially now in the evening, after the temperature is slightly cooler, the sense of difference of this unique contrast is stronger.

Although everyone was in a circle, they were actually standing behind Jia Ling, and no one stepped forward to listen, and asked directly, "What's going on?"

Jia Ling's eyes widened: "You didn't hear Xiaoyuan, did you hear?"

As the head chef, Li Yuan naturally has to pay close attention, control the heat at any time, and nodded slightly: "There is movement, it seems that the ducks are singing!"

"what to sing"

This time, even Jia Ling was surprised: "Don't make trouble, the duck is about to be cooked, so what kind of song are you singing!"

Li Yuan was serious, but also pointed at the iron bucket: "Really, listen, are you singing: Burn my calories?"

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"Hahahaha! Awesome! The iron bucket can't hold the duck!"

"Burning my calories, Li Yuan, you're a little skinny!"

"Rocket Girl is about to cry!"

"Hey! Maybe it can become the background music of the roast duck restaurant!"

"Please, if you let the restaurant play this tune, it won't be closed! This is not allowed to be eaten, and that is not allowed to be eaten!"

"The booming fire is in a trance, and Li Yuan burst into the golden sentence casually!"

"This adaptable ability to pick up stems and create stems is super!"

""

The whole live broadcast room was full of fun, I'm afraid no one would have thought that under such circumstances, Li Yuan went directly to "Burn My Calories".

Jia Ling's laughs are uncontrollable and joyous: "Why are you so out of shape! If you have more skin, I will put some crispy water on you and put it in an iron bucket and bake it!"

Jia Ling said viciously, which immediately aroused everyone's hatred: "Yes, yes! Sister Ling, when will you do it?"

Zhuge Dali began to gear up.

Zhang Xiaofei has already started to think about the specific size: the problem is, he pinched his chin and put forward his own suggestions: "Do I have to find a big iron bucket!"

However, Li Yuan, who was about to be roasted in everyone's mouth, didn't care at all.

"Hey! You don't seem to be afraid at all!"

Jia Ling picked up the palm fan and gave Li Yuan a fan first.

"Um"

Li Yuan was feeling the heat just now, didn't pay much attention to what everyone was saying, turned his head and asked, "What are you not afraid of?"

"I said we're going to bake you, are you afraid?"

Jia Ling immediately repeated it.

"I'm scared to death! Sun Wukong entered Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, and finally gave me a brilliant eye. If this gives me some magical powers, what should I do?"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Do I want to maintain world peace! Although I know that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, but I am not ready!"

Negative Emotion Value from Zhuge Dali +22! "Ouch!"

Zhuge Dali directly bent down and made a vomit, and then pointed at Li Yuan: "You can compare it with Sun Wukong. The reason why Sun Wukong was not refined is not because he is so powerful, but mainly because of luck!"

"Oh, what do you mean, is there any new knowledge here?"

Zhang Xiaofei heard that there seemed to be hidden feelings, and asked with interest.

Zhuge Dali smiled slightly, it was time for him to be the master of science and science, if it were on the stage, maybe a light post would have to fall.

Cleared his throat: "Through some of my research, I found that the ancient Pill stoves were generally coal stoves, that is to say, the maximum temperature of this stove could only reach about 100 degrees:!"

Speaking of which, it seems that since I chatted with Li Yuan in the middle of the night last night, today's Zhuge Dali seems to have indeed won a few more opportunities to speak up.

And now she talks about the field she is very good at, her face is full of knowledge: "I will also talk about Monkey King, as we all know he is a stone monkey, so his main component is silicon dioxide.

So what is the melting point of silica?"

Zhuge raised his hand vigorously: "It's about 160 degrees: Now the problem is obvious. If you use the 120 degrees of the coal stove to burn it, it will be 160 degrees of silica. If it is really refined, it will be hell!"

"It doesn't match the number at all, how do you say that sentence! It's... that line!"

Zhuge Dali looked directly at Li Yuan and motioned him to answer the question.

"That's it... you use the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the officials of this dynasty!"

Li Yuan's ability to reflect immediately blurted out, and immediately received Zhuge Dali's approval: "Xiao Yuan's answer is completely correct!"

"However, there is one more question that everyone may be very interested in, and that is why Sun Wukong became a fiery eye in the end. Now I will focus on telling you again!"

After the foreshadowing of the previous paragraph, Zhuge Dali entered the state more and more, and when he raised his hands, there was a feeling of a teacher in class: "I think the main reason is the silica, although it can't reach the melting point, but at a high temperature of 120 , it will appear a kind of vitrification, so this kind of vitrification, there will be a function like a mirror!"

"This is the cause of Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, and then he can see the deity of goblins and ghosts."

At the end, Zhuge Dali began to sum up: "Let's get down to business, if the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun was a little hotter, as long as the temperature exceeds 160 degrees, hum, Sun Wukong may not have any slag left. of!"

Clap clap clap! Li Yuan was the first to applaud for his face. Under his leadership, the applause sounded like thunder, and even Huang Lei and He Jiong over the stove clapped their hands one after another.

After all, being able to hear Zhuge Dali, such a large number of lines, from the beginning of the book to the present, is one of the few, this face must be given! "Teacher Zhuge is really amazing!"

Li Yuan clapped his hands and flattered, insisting on clap with both hands, Zhuge Dali was a little embarrassed.

"Dali is really a scholar! It can be regarded as showing the true face of Lushan!"

Jia Ling also gave high praise, and at the same time did not forget to laugh at himself: "I am like me, I was not addicted to learning when I was a child, and when I grew up, I began to act in sketches!"

After speaking, Jia Ling spread out his hands.

He Jiong, who started by the stove, also immediately joined the conversation, first clearing his throat: "I was not steady in my studies when I was young, but when I grew up, I became a host!"

"Then what am I"

Huang Lei looked at Jia Ling, then looked at He Jiong, the two comrades who spoke first, looked at him expectantly: "Then I will study reluctantly when I was a child, and I will cook when I grow up."

Focusing on Zhang Xiaofei, the girl immediately pointed at Jia Ling: "Just like Sister Jia Ling, I was unstable when I was a child, and now I start acting in sketches!"

Zhuge Dali's gaze shifted from Jia Ling's side to Teacher He's side, then Teacher Huang, followed by Zhang Xiaofei, and finally everyone's eyes seemed to be focused on Li Yuan.

After all, this guy's quick wit, everyone has long been aware of it, if you want to play with homophonic stalks, that is homophonic stalks, and if you want to play with rhyming feet, it is even more so.

So now everyone wants to hear what this kid will have to say, but who knows what is surprising this time, Li Yuan didn't say a word! "Hey! say"

Jia Ling asked directly.

"Ah this this"

Li Yuan scratched his head helplessly in the face of everyone's inquiring eyes, and looked embarrassed: "My mother said, don't let me talk to children who are not good at learning!"