Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Yang Mi also thought about it subconsciously: "Drain the wind"

Negative Emotion Points from Yang Mi +99! Negative Emotion Points from Yang Mi +99! "Li Yuan!!!!!!!"

Good guy, this roar is like... a thunderous roar, finally slapped the table and stood opposite Li Yuan, gasping for breath, really gasping, his chest heaving quite violently.

The waves are flowing, the rivers are endless! Facing Yang Mi, who was gnashing his teeth and could not wait to pounce on someone, Li Yuan instantly came to a soft and strong: "Don't get excited! I'm not joking with you! Eat a big meal first. shrimp!"

Yang Mi, who was angry, continued to whimper, even though she had tasted one of the prawns just now, it really tasted good: "I won't eat it!"

"Eat it! It took so much effort to make it, but I made it for you, and I'll give you another one!"

Li Yuan couldn't help but add another shrimp to Yang Mi's bowl.

"Humph!"

Li Yuan's cowardly appearance made Yang Mi's anger a lot less, and with a broad-minded style, she finally decided not to have the same knowledge as him.

After all, if it is delayed like this, maybe there is no need to go to the airport again! Thinking of this, this is the end of the matter, Yang Mi gave Li Yuan a white look and sat down again.

Li Yuan smiled when Yang Mi called Jin Jin again and smiled: "Hey, that's right, eat more! Eat more prawns! It is said that there are fatty acids and phospholipids in it! I heard that there are many benefits, especially for the brain! "

Yang Mi, who had just picked up the chopsticks, seemed to feel her hands shaking: "Are you saying that I have no brains?"

"Miss, I really don't mean it. You said that if you are really brainless, you will definitely not be able to think of this meaning. Okay, let's eat, let's chat while eating!"

Li Yuan raised his hand and signaled to start eating seriously, and put aside any serious things.

Yang Mi always felt that there was something in what Li Yuan said just now that she didn't understand, but since she couldn't figure it out, she simply stopped thinking about it, after all, this braised prawn is really delicious! "Hey! By the way, did you go to that... Easter Island to play?"

Li Yuan suddenly remembered that Yang Mi said before that she was going to team up with Fat Di to see the giant stone statue.

"Don't mention it, it's a good idea. Didn't the director temporarily notify me to join the group? This is canceled. Wait for the next opportunity to play again!"

When it comes to this matter, Yang Mi still can't stand it.

Li Yuan nodded and felt the same way, just like you are on a weekend off, the leader called you to work overtime, one meaning, irritability and no way: "It does affect the mood a bit, but you directly throw it to the directors and two cats and bring four 44 two 2 Ah, it is estimated that we will go!"

"What does it mean for two cats to bring four 44 two 2"

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, and for a moment... didn't respond, why did it turn into a poker game every minute? Li Yuan pulled the rice and raised his head to answer Yang Mi's doubts: "What do you mean! Playing a big card! You just Say you will join the group in a few days, and let them wait!"

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"I'm playing a big fart!"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes at Li Yuan: "I'm not enough now... Are you still playing a big role in recruiting black people? Do I still want to film?"

"Tsk! It's okay to relax every now and then. No one is perfect, even white people have dark spots. You don't need to... worry about this issue!"

Li Yuan continued to enlighten Yang Mi.

"Don't tell me! Just don't push me into the fire pit, you can go out to play anytime, and it's fine to change the time!"

Yang Mi still maintained a fully awake attitude.

In fact, even if you are a big-name star artist in this industry, you still need to abide by professional ethics. If you don't follow the rules, you will suffer the consequences sooner or later.

"Next time I'm going to change the place, I thought about it. It's not interesting to go to Easter Island. It's just to see the Stone Man. It's better to see wild animals. I'm thinking of going to Yellowstone Park in the United States!"

Yang Mi seems to have a destination for her next trip.

"Yellowstone Wildlife"

Li Yuan naturally knows that this world-famous place can be called a wildlife reserve with the most complete preservation of animal species, and many tourists come here because of it.

"yes!"

杨蜜说话间,还拿出了手机,看来是真的做过了攻略:“这里有7种有蹄动物,2种熊和67种其他哺乳动物,32种鸟类,18种鱼类和跨境的灰狼.

There are more than 110 species of native plants, more than 20 species of exotic plants and more than 400 species of thermophilic microorganisms."

"And it is said that it is the park with the largest number of elk in the world, the area with bison from ancient times to the present, and the ecological area with the most grizzly bears in the United States!"

"You're not afraid"

Li Yuan put down his chopsticks and put forward a soul torture, just based on what Yang Mi said just now......, can make people feel that this Yellowstone Park is full of danger: "Bison is not good If you mess with it, the grizzly bear is even more difficult to mess with! We go out for fun, not for life!"

"Cut! Did you graduate from Xiamen University?"

Yang Mi pouted, but Li Yuan was commendable for reminding herself from a caring point of view: "I'm not going to die, I can rent a car to get in, and I won't get out of the car! Find a local person who can be a driver. , and can also be a guide, perfect!"

"Did you misunderstand the Grizzlies?"

Li Yuan decided to give this girl a good lesson: "The size of the grizzly bear is the top three among all bears!"

"Standing up, he's much taller than Yao Ming, he's two meters seven or eight,"! With this size, if you're lucky enough to run into three or four of them, you'll be able to overthrow a car or a truck! "

Li Yuan's face was serious and serious when he spoke, which made Yang Mi froze.

"It's not alarmist! Wild animals are not...the kind that are raised...and they are not domesticated in circuses. They are ferocious. Just think about that crazy look and make up your mind!"

Yang Mi actually modeled that scene in her mind, and she was indeed a little frightened: "How do you know what you said is true?"

"I heard from my friends!"

Li Yuan went on to say with a long heart: "He said that if you encounter such a mad grizzly bear, you must sit down as quickly as possible, then bury your head between your knees, immediately cover the back of your head with your hands, and curl up. on!"

"That's it"

Yang Mi said, suddenly her eyes lit up: "I see! Do you just have to do this pose, and then pretend to be dead, so that the grizzly bear thinks you are dead, so that it will leave. I have seen this trick on the Internet! "

"Don't listen to the nonsense on the Internet! Bears are omnivores and eat both meat and vegetables, regardless of life or death!"

What Li Yuan said is true, this is a knowledge point, remember it all, I just knocked on the blackboard! "Then what did you want to do when you made me hug my head and shrink into a ball?"

Yang Mi immediately asked.

Li Yuan: "My friend said, the effect of this is to ensure that after a person is attacked by a grizzly bear, the head and body can still be connected together, and the police forensic doctor can check the scene quickly and in time. Get out!"

The negative emotion value from Yang Mi is +67! "You can't expect me to be so scary. Why do I have to... go to the grizzly, I can't go to the bison"

"Bison"

Li Yuan began to make the expression just now, with a worried look on his face: "Have you ever seen a bison?"

Yang Mi: "Why?"

"The size of the buffalo is similar to that of an elephant, and it has muscles all over its body. I remember there is a video of a buffalo killing a lion by itself, but it's brutal! If you want to watch it, I'll... find it for you!"

Li Yuan also started to take out his mobile phone.

"Bah, pah, pah! Do I have a problem? Just eat well!"

Yang Mi glared at Li Yuan fiercely, and then simply used her ultimate move, bowed her head to eat, and ignored him.

The one-man show Li Yuan definitely couldn't agree! It was as if he was talking to himself: "My friend also said that if you run into a bison, and if the bison stares at you with a vigilant look, it means that you have It was added to the family bucket package!"

"It's dangerous at this time, don't pretend to bow your head and bend over to find some weapon to scare it, unless you are Liu Xiang, otherwise don't want to run, the bison will go crazy, and the speed is not ordinary!"

"What to do then"

Yang Mi still couldn't help but ask.

Li Yuan continued: "My friend said at the time that the best way to deal with this situation is to be calm and calm, despise the enemy tactically, and pay attention to the enemy strategically!"

Yang Mi: "And then!"

Li Yuan looked at Yang Mi's strong thirst for knowledge, and said directly: "Then use the loudest voice, roar, and let it go away!"

"That's enough to scare it away"

Yang Mi felt a little weird when she heard it.

"I don't know if I'm scared to run away, what my friend means, in this way, people can show the greatest dignity at the moment of death!"

"Cough! Cough!"

Yang Mi almost choked on the rice, and looked at Li Yuan with a dumbfounded expression on her face. To be honest, she had a hunch that Li Yuan was going to talk about the bison just now, and she knew that there must be something wrong.

I didn't expect it to be like this, and I don't know whether I should laugh or be angry: "Hey! How can you talk nonsense like this?"

"You can change anything you put in your mouth!"

Yang Mi picked up the water cup and took a slow sip: "People say Hua Shao is a good Chinese tongue, I think your tongue is not ordinary!"

"Ha ha!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Little comrade, it seems that you still don't know anything about my tongue!"

"Oh"

Yang Mi pouted: "Then tell me, I'll listen, how come you don't know anything about your tongue, don't you have supernormal abilities?"

Li Yuan thought about it and decided that it was necessary to let this girl experience the real world: "It is no exaggeration to say that my tongue can make a woman quickly become: wild and impulsive!"

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Yang Mi glared at Li Yuan directly, and then glared again: "If you want to talk nonsense, I'll blast you out right now!"

After all, she is no longer a child. It has been many years since she graduated from kindergarten. When Yang Mi heard Li Yuan's boast, she immediately reacted.

His face was sullen, and he didn't know if he was really angry or fake.

"Why don't you believe that it stands to reason that you should have a deep understanding, that's right!"

Li Yuan was not intimidated by Yang Mi, and continued.

"Don't talk nonsense!!! I tell you, if you talk nonsense again, I'll be really angry!"

Yang Mi issued an ultimatum, but no matter how she sounded, it sounded like she was acting like a spoiled child.

"Oh! I think your little brain is full of those thoughts...that are not suitable for children"

Li Yuan pointed at Yang Mi's head through the air: "What did I just say? My tongue can make a woman go wild and impulsive, that's because I only need to say one sentence! What are you thinking?"

"What do you want to say"

Yang Mi frowned and found that things didn't seem so simple.

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Why are you getting fat again!"

"Snapped!"

As soon as Yang Mi slapped the table, she was about to slap the table, and her anger burst out in an instant: "Who are you saying is fat again? Who are you talking about? It's not over, right? Before you said I was thick-skinned, I think you're going to die. Bar"