Yes, It's Me. Sub Yandere

“You punk.”

Wow. Was that a word to be said so politely? It was a low and light voice as if the company owner was calling ‘Manager Kim’. The corners of his lips slowly rose at his gentle voice.

It was fortunate that the dignified man with a proud face who seemed to be my father, did not look very angry. If he was angry, he would have made a deafening noise, not the voice that I heard now. The people of the chaebol family, who were usually seen in dramas, always looked hysterical. Well, this much swearing was a better reaction than what I expected.

[T/N: Chaebol- (in South Korea) A large family-owned business conglomerate.]

“Do you think it’s fun to live like that? I can’t even walk anywhere without hearing news of any trouble caused by you, b*stard.”

He spoke harshly, but to me, he looked like an executive of a company that is introducing new products. I just smiled at the new discipline that hit me hard with a soft and gentle tone. Looking at it, it was a little unfair to hear that from his father. Because I wasn’t the one he was referred to.

“What does my son carry around in his head? Will you tell me when I have to cut it apart and open it?”

Even the harshest words are spoken gently, so there is no damage.

I listened to him while maintaining an attentive position. Was he even impressed by my upright posture? The corners of the father’s lips were twitching several times.

“You punk. I told you not to beat people up. That’s the hardest thing to deal with.”

I should have said ‘I didn’t hit anyone’, but the blood on my fist hasn’t dried up yet, so I decided to put it aside for a while. It was obvious that my fist had properly beaten someone.

“Your company’s legal team is exclusive to you, right? Do you think talented people should be used for violent incidents?”

Now I couldn’t just listen to what I did but didn’t do. When I tried to open my mouth to protest, I closed my eyes reflexively due to something flying towards me. Immediately, I felt extreme pain on my forehead.

“Ugh.”

A painful moan came out of my mouth. When I looked at the carpeted floor, a clear glass ashtray had fallen. In this situation, that’s probably what hit my forehead. Not surprisingly, there was red blood on the tip of the ashtray.

I had seen this scene a lot in dramas. In-person, it looks brutal. Surprised by the father’s gentle tone and violence, I looked at him. Was there ever a time when this punk was hit? It was a little different from what I knew. A crazy guy who only seeks pleasure with his disrupted personality. I wondered why he was like that. Now that I see him, it’s exactly like his father.

“It hurts? You shouldn’t feel pain. You shouldn’t just be hurt after killing a person.”

Seeing that throwing an ashtray could not relieve his anger, he approached and kicked me in the shin with his shoe nose.

“Argh!”

A terrifying scream erupted.

‘It f*cking hurts so much. Do all luxury shoes have metal on their shoe noses?’

If I knew this would happen, I would have gone home. Then at least I wouldn’t be getting hit by his shoe, would I? I was dragged in for no reason. I should have rebelled and asked him to go home. I raised my shin and wrapped it with both hands in a crane-like pose. Even if you press it with your hands to see how strong the pain is, the pain that keeps poking your bone does not go away. In that state, my father reached out his big hand to me.

“Give me your card.”

“?”

‘What card?’

When I looked away, my father called in Secretary Kim. I didn’t even know he was in this space until now. Come to think of it, he was the person who brought me in front of my father. I’m right, but he’s just watching! During the first meeting, he stopped me but he didn’t even seem to think about stopping my father.

“Hold this punk. I’ll confiscate the car keys.”

“Okay, sir.”

“If you make a mistake again, I know how to send you to the military.”

“What?”

Except for the painful groan, the first word I said was only a stupid counter-question, ‘What?’ But I was terrified by the word military and so I asked.

“Military service?”

‘Why me? Why the military? Military? No. F*ck. I finished my military service.’

Why is the military story coming up here? Re-enlisting is a thing that I won’t do again even if someone gave me 1 billion won.

“Secretary Kim, get him out of my sight right now.”

The father, who issued the congratulatory order, was adamant. While being dragged away by Secretary Kim, I tried to rebel but it was useless. It didn’t look like Secretary Kim was so strong.

I was dragged by him into an elevator connecting to the CEO’s office. I asked him about the unfairness of the situation as soon as I got on.

“Did I do something wrong enough to get hit?”

Secretary Kim didn’t seem to be interested in my injustice at all. I just looked straight at the face of an office worker suffering from work pressure. Still, as I kept looking at him, Secretary Kim opened his mouth as if it was a bit annoying.

“At least you shouldn’t have caused any more trouble. The incident that caused the controversy has not been cleared up yet. If we get caught up in any more than this, it will be very difficult for us to handle.”

‘What are you saying, he caused more trouble here? Wow, you’re such a jerk.’

[T/N: Here “you” is referred to the person’s body he is in as that person is the one who caused the trouble.]

“Oh f*ck.”

He was a character that could not survive without swearing. How much of a piece of garbage were you to hear this from Secretary Kim? Come to think of it, I think the name ‘b*stard’ suits him very well, which has always emerged as a related search term with his name.

Secretary Kim was a bit more sympathetic towards me.

“I have no choice but to suspend your card. Don’t you know the CEO’s personality? He’ll probably double-check to see if the card has been suspended.”

“Then what about that money?”

Secretary Kim shrugged only once and fixed his gaze on the screen where the number of floors changed. As if he had nothing more to say, he put one hand on his forehead and the other on his shin.

“Seeing you in pain doesn’t seem like a dream….”

Just because this situation was not a dream does not mean that it’s real. Usually, when it comes to possessing, you wake up and look at your awkward body and say,

“Argh! No, I’m XX in the novel?”‘ 

Isn’t it the right way to do it? I didn’t become possessed in my sleep, nor did I get hit and killed by a truck and then went straight to possessing someone. In addition, the moment of immersion was not in the middle of beating the person who started this scandal, but in a situation when Secretary Kim stopped him after he beat up everyone.

“This is kind of unfair.”

I possessed a chaebol character, but my cards and car were taken away immediately. This is unfair. Isn’t it unfair? In addition, if I make another mistake, I will be sent to the military. It’s only been two months since I was discharged from the military.

“This doesn’t make sense.”

Secretary Kim glanced at me talking to myself and added a word sympathetically.

“If you stay quiet for about a month, the CEO will release you, Young Master Ha-jin.”

He’s the young master. It’s not my name, but Secretary Kim calls me that. However, it was a familiar name. How can I not know it?

It’s famous, Yoo Ha-jin. A webtoon character that looks exactly like me.

Yes, it’s me. Sub Yandere.

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T/N: The chapter is too long for me, so I had to cut it in half.