Yin and Yang Taoist Code

"So, don't think that you turtle shell is invincible, and don't think that you, a monk, can look down on others. I admit that your qualifications are not bad, but you can reach your current state only by relying on your family's accumulation of resources. If you come out, other people may not have worse conditions than you. You have nothing to be proud of in front of them. "

After saying that, he leaned back, and Li Chuyi slumped lazily on the soft couch, with an exasperated chuckle at the corner of his mouth.

"I'm not trying to scare you. Even if you can enter the Black Ice Prison with your current level of cultivation, you won't be able to get through half of the nine levels of the Cold Prison, and you'll be done with the third or fourth level at most."

Nalan Mingyue finally came back to her senses. First she glared at Li Chuyi angrily, and then sneered: "Tsk, what you said is true. Why do you speculate on me if you haven't even been there yourself?"

"Who told you I never went down there?"

Pointing to his nose, Li Chuyi smiled and said: "Young master, I am a person who has been to the bottom of things. Otherwise, do you think I can have such a big tone?"

"Liar!"

Nalan Mingyue chuckled: "I can only go half way as a Taoist fetus. Why did you cultivate more? Refining God? Or Nascent Soul? Even if you are a Nascent Soul, why can you go to the end? Do you have any evidence? Are you just bragging? Do you really think I don’t know? Xuanbingjingjing is one of the most famous secret realms in Mobei. The four sects in Mobei together with hundreds of clans have only been able to explore the second level. You said you have been to the bottom? Do you think I can believe it?”

Li Chuyi couldn't help but laugh. He finally got in the mood to show off, but in the end he was regarded as a liar.

Shaking his head, the little fat man said: "It's up to you to believe it or not. I know whether I have done it or not. I can't tell you what I rely on. I can only tell you that 30% depends on strength and 70% depends on luck. In addition, Mobei Four Zong's footsteps are not only on the second floor. I met them on the fourth floor. Unfortunately, they were not prepared and suffered heavy casualties. I estimate that within a few hundred years they will not take their ideas to the third floor. ”

Seeing that Li Chuyi's expression didn't look like he was faking it, Nalan Mingyue was immediately doubtful.

"Have you really been to the bottom?"

Without saying anything, the little fat man nodded with a smile.

Nalan Mingyue's eyes lit up: "Then tell me what's underneath?"

"An old monster and a good sword."

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"Tch, I know you're lying and you can't even make it up!"

Nalan Mingyue sneered.

Just as Li Chuyi was about to speak, his scalp suddenly hurt, but when Xiao Erhei heard him slandering Lao Fudou as an old monster, he grabbed his hair and tore it violently. The little fat man ignored Yun Danfengqing and raised his head. His hand grabbed it.

"Fuck, you're crazy!"

Li Chu was furious when he looked at the handfuls of hair in the dog's paws.

Xiao Erhei was even angrier than him. He bared his gleaming dog teeth and said, "I'll let you talk nonsense again!"

"Hahaha, even your dog won't help you, and you still say you're not a liar!"

Nalan Mingyue laughed, but as soon as she laughed, she felt a dark shadow flash in front of her eyes. Before she knew it, Xiao Erhei had been caught by Li Chuyi. Looking at Xiao Erhei with bursts of fire in his mouth, she felt a little agitated. Bewildered.

"Shut up and swallow it!"

After giving Xiao Er Hei a hammer, Li Chuyi turned to look at Nalan Mingyue: "Guang, don't you know that trouble comes from your mouth? My Hei Zi is a wolf, not a dog, remember it well. Fortunately, I reacted quickly this time , If you talk nonsense next time, you will be disfigured even if you die!"

"me......"

Unable to say a complete sentence for a long time, Nalan Mingyue looked at Xiao Erhei in confusion.

Li Chuyi was the one who was furious at the banquet that day. Although Xiao Erhei showed his hand slightly, she was too far away to feel it. He also said that the children of the Mu family were too weak, so they were taken down by Xiao Erhei with one claw. .

Until just now, a terrifying coercion that made her tremble instantly enveloped her body. Without any resistance, she felt as if she was a newborn bird. Hiding in the bird's nest, she was discovered by a peerless vicious monster. There was nothing she could do except tremble. At that moment she smelled the smell of death.

It wasn't until Li Chuyi caught her back that she broke free from the shadow of death. Looking at the little puppy that was pressed on Li Chuyi's lap and rubbed, she couldn't connect it with the ferocious monster that just chose people to eat, and her mind was in chaos for a while.

She finally came to her senses after hearing Li Chuyi's words. She opened her mouth as if to scream, but Xiao Erhei glared at her with bared teeth and then swallowed it back. When she looked again, her eyes were full of hidden fear and awe.

Little did they know that Li Chuyi and Xiao Erhei were also transmitting messages at this time, and they were very enthusiastic about them.

"Good acting!" Li Chuyi praised him through a voice message.

"That's right, don't even look at who this emperor is!" Xiao Erhei was extremely proud, his teeth chattering even louder than before.

When she turned around, she saw that Nalan Mingyue was full of fear, with no trace of blood left on her delicate little face, and Xiao Erhei couldn't bear it.

"Big White Pig, are we going too far? I see how this girl looks like she's scared out of her wits?"

Taking a peek at Nalan Mingyue, Li Chuyi comforted him: "It's okay, this is the effect we want. It's better to be ruthless. It's impressive to be ruthless. Once she was bitten by a snake and was afraid of well ropes for ten years, let's see how she dares to do it again in the future. I'm so embarrassed in front of you!"

"you sure?"

Waiter Hei was suspicious, thought for a while and asked: "Then do you want to add more fuel to the fire? I'll show my real body and scare her again? But this carriage is a bit small, and I can't get any bigger if I fill it up." I’m afraid the effect will be compromised!”

Li Chuyi hurriedly stopped him: "Goodbye, if you scare her again, you will be really stupid. Not only is she stupid, but we both are stupid too! Don't forget that there are guards from the Nalan family outside. It really scared her and made her scream. If someone comes in, it will not end well for us!"

"Oh, that's right, forget it."

Full of regrets, the waiter said: "Then what should I do next? Should I keep baring my teeth at her? This expression is very tiring to maintain, and it makes me look like a madman. I also want to save face. Can we change my expression?" ?”

"No, you can pump your teeth now."

Stroking Xiao Erhei's fur as if to soothe him, the little fat man said: "You don't have to do anything next, just lie on my head. But you still have to pay attention to your expression. Your eyes should be closed or open. That kind of, just...just..."

"A master from this world?"

"That's right! Insightful! He is a worldly expert! You have to know that there is a saying that 'a dog that bites does not bark'. The more indifferent you are after scaring her once, the more afraid she will be of you. Only when you don't show off your hair can you make people laugh. My heart is always on my mind, do you understand?”

"Brother in the first year of junior high school, you are so bad!"

The waiter smiled slyly, and then he realized something was wrong.

"Big White Pig, why do I feel like you are scolding me?"

Li Chu said without changing his expression: "Illusion!"

"But you said 'a biting dog never barks'..."

"You heard wrong, I said 'the one who bites the dog does not bark'."

"..."

Unable to hear the sound transmission between the two bitches, Nalan Mingyue took a long time to calm down and moved to the side without leaving a trace. One hand seemed to be casually pressed on an embroidery on the backrest. A starting node for the protective circle.

Li Chuyi saw her little moves and smiled casually without revealing anything.

Throwing Xiao Erhei over his head, he asked with a smile: "By the way, I forgot to ask you, how did your father persuade you to take me with you today? Is it really because I am too charming? , do you like me?"

With a burst of laughter, Nalan Mingyue's nervous mood immediately relaxed. She was completely convinced by Li Chuyi's face.

She meant to say something, but looking at the demonic wolf above her head, she couldn't bear it and didn't dare to say anything. She just raised her chin and snorted softly.

"Do you believe this yourself?"

"Letter!" Maintaining a smile showing two rows of teeth, the little fat man nodded seriously, full of confidence.

The corners of her eyes twitched fiercely, Nalan Mingyue gritted her teeth and rolled her eyes.

"Grandpa Mu told me that there was some misunderstanding during our previous meeting. He wanted us to take this opportunity to resolve it, and then..."

"Then it goes along with 'familiar, familiar' and 'close to close', right?"

The little fat man said, curling his lips.

"The old man is just worrying about it. I told him it's over, but he's still worried about it!"

"Don't worry, there is no drama for you and there is no drama for me. I tell you clearly, there is no chance for us to have any drama!" Nalan Mingyue said firmly.

Although he didn't miss her that much, the little fat man still felt quite hurt.

Looking himself up and down, he didn't feel there was anything wrong with him, it was just that he was a little fatter.

"This has nothing to do with looks. I admit that I like beautiful people. Although you don't meet my taste, to be honest, you are handsome among fat people."

"Is this a compliment to me?" The little fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Nalan Mingyue nodded vigorously: "Forget it!"

Rolling his eyes, the little fat man didn't bother to curse.

He felt that Nalan Mingyue was too short-sighted. What did he mean by "a handsome one among fat people"? He just drew a circle for him, and even added "calculate". Is this silly girl blind?

"Then tell me what kind of person you like? Tall, short, fat, thin, black and yellow with white flowers?"

"What are you talking about? Don't think I can't hear it. Black, yellow and white flowers are talking about dogs, and you like dogs!"

After replying, Nalan Mingyue thought of Xiao Erhei. Nalan Mingyue quickly glanced at Xiao Erhei and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Xiao Erhei was lazily lying on Li Chu's head.

Feeling very proud, the little fat man didn't show it, and asked with a smile: "Then what do you like? Can you tell me?"

After snorting, Nalan Mingyue sneered: "Why should I tell you? Am I familiar with you?"

The little fat man didn't take it seriously and said with a frown on his face: "One time we are strangers, two times we are familiar with each other, three times we hold hands, four times we hug each other, haven't you heard?"

"You... know how to tell some nonsense! And the poem you distorted last time is the same. How can you have the nerve to say these words! If you don't save face for yourself, you have to think about your grandpa. ? ” Nalan Mingyue was furious.

"These are just a few common sayings. You can blame me for thinking wrongly~!"

Waving his hands nonchalantly, the little fat man narrowed his eyes.

"Since you won't tell me, let me guess. The daughter of the Nalan family, the golden phoenix in the golden nest, most people will definitely not see it in your eyes, and your character is definitely unique for you to be attracted by. I don’t say where you are, but you must have great talents. Looking around the imperial capital, there are not many people who can catch your eye. Leaving aside the princes, there are only a few geniuses from big families. Maybe, or maybe you have strong taste and like..."

"You just tell King Zhenxi that you can win!"

Nalan Mingyue looked at him sarcastically, "Don't think I don't know why my father came to you. He was just afraid that I would fall in love with the King of Zhenxi! I told him that I knew my limits, but he actually went to you to persuade me. Sometimes I can't figure out what he was thinking. How are you a lobbyist? You can't even beat around the bush. Who can you persuade? Can you do it?"