You are a cultivator of immortality, how dare you challenge my heavenly tribulation?

Chapter 38 Five funny guys, what went wrong? (Please vote)

Ever since Fang Lei noticed that his Tianjie brothers seemed a little thin-skinned, he thought of a better way to ensure the normal progress of the Tianjie Sect's plan.

"It's not good to be too thin-skinned. It seems that we need to train them vigorously."

"Hehehehe!" Fang Lei laughed wickedly.

"Wait for me to compile a manual and let the Tianjie Sect praise it in various ways, right?"

"This can not only solve the problem of believers letting go of water in the early stage of the tribulation, but also train the weakness of the brothers' thin skin. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone!"

"If the brothers show any bad signs at that time, I can cut them off in time, scold the brothers severely, and re-establish their three views."

"This is more than killing two birds with one stone, it's simply killing three birds with one stone! Genius, I am really a genius!" Fang Lei slammed his palm!

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After a lot of trouble, the farce ended. The only thing that surprised everyone was that the final winner was "Mountain Ring"!

As for how the Mountain Ring made the Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor and the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod give in, it was quite dramatic.

Because making the Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor and the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod give in was not a friendly condition to the Mountain Ring at first glance, but the actual trick was not that.

Why?

Because although the Mountain Ring's attack was insufficient, it could slow down! It could slow down!

And once it was slowed down, it meant that it could not escape!

If it could not escape, it would be beaten!

What a joke? Being able to resist a beating does not mean that you like to be beaten!

So when the two magic weapons realized that they could not get away, they gave in without hesitation!

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After dealing with the "Mountain Ring" award and the Tianjie Sect, it was time for the real highlight - training the five living treasures!

There were several magic weapons kneeling in front of Fang Lei, arranged in a semicircle. They were -

Red Dust Umbrella, Ten Thousand Souls Banner, Chasing Soul Whip, Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor, Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod, these five unlucky guys.

Among the five magic weapons here, only the Xuanhuang Bronze Tripod is confused and innocent, and the other four have their own problems.

Zhenhai Golden Dragon Armor kneeled here because it did not help Fang Lei suppress the situation in the first time. Fang Lei was surrounded and actually watched the show?

The first one to be executed is you, kid ( # `O′)!

The Ten Thousand Souls Banner and the Soul Chasing Whip deserved it.

One is a big mouth, showing off blindly; the other secretly colluded to let Hongchen Umbrella step on the landmine, and made things out of control.

It is worth mentioning that Hongchen Umbrella realized that something was wrong afterwards and took the initiative to find Fang Lei to admit his mistake.

It must be said that Hongchen Umbrella is still a smart person in terms of manipulating people and admitting mistakes.

"Come, come, come, there are no outsiders today, you all talk, tell us what you did wrong? How should you be punished?" A master chair appeared out of thin air behind Fang Lei, and he sat down immediately.

He tapped the armrest with his right hand, and a sizzling thunder began to appear and disappear, looking at the five funny people in front of him with a playful expression.

[Funny people - living magic weapons (sure!)]

The five funny people looked at each other, and finally the most confused Xuanhuang Bronze Ding rushed up first.

"That... big... big brother?... old... master? Or master?" Xuanhuang Bronze Ding stuttered when he saw the sizzling thunder in Fang Lei's hand.

He didn't know how to call Fang Lei, after all, there were four magic weapons beside him and a group of robbery thunder outside, and they all had their own names.

In addition, he had tasted the taste of robbery thunder.

Now he would think of the four words "Big Hammer Eighty" from time to time in his head.

"It's all right, you can call it whoever you want~" Fang Lei didn't care about this. He looked at this funny person who was involved for no reason, and at first he still felt a little sorry.

But soon, Fang Lei threw away this little bit of apology. There is no other reason, because Xuanhuang Bronze Ding's next words can be identified as a purebred Erha.

"Why didn't you say it earlier! Then I will call you Xiao Lei Lei!" Xuanhuang Bronze Ding heaved a sigh of relief and said casually in a very familiar manner.

The smile on Fang Lei's mouth froze directly, and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Xiao Lei Lei? What's wrong with you?" Xuanhuang Bronze Ding said in confusion.

Xuanhuang Bronze Ding, who didn't know how to read the atmosphere, was still courting death, but the four magic weapons behind him moved back dozens of feet without hesitation.

Sure enough, not long after, a burst of terrifying thunder suddenly poured into Xuanhuang Bronze Ding, and then Xuanhuang Bronze Ding's screams resounded.

"Uh, ah ah ah, big brother, I was wrong! Big brother, big brother, I was wrong! Don't shock me, ah ah ah ah!"

"Dad, dad, I call you dad, ah ah ah, I call you dad, okay, I'm wrong ah ah ah ah! Dad, spare me, grandpa, spare me!"

Feeling that the other party had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and that the other party had not made any big mistakes, Fang Lei simply let Xuanhuang Bronze Ding go.

Looking at the other four treasures, he turned his spearhead and said "gently" with a fake smile--

"Why did you run so far? Am I scary?" Fang Lei's tone was "kind".

(。_。)(。_。)(。_。)(。_。)The four treasures looked at the ground in unison, silent,

"Not scary, not scary! Dad is not scary at all!" The other four treasures were pretending to be dead, and only Xuanhuang Bronze Ding, the idiot, was still outputting.

Fang Lei's mouth began to twitch, and he turned back to look at Xuanhuang Bronze Ding with a subtle look.

"…What did you call me?" There was a hint of surprise in his tone.

"Dad!" The black and yellow bronze tripod repeated again proudly.

Fang Lei didn't seem to understand this guy's logic, and he lowered his head and began to think.

But at this moment, the Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron stepped forward again and stammered -

"Dad? What's wrong with you?"

Realizing that Fang Lei was still deep in thought, he began to whisper in a low voice——

"Huh? Don't you like this title? But the call just stopped when I called daddy. It's strange!"

Hearing this, the other four treasures all retreated tens of feet in tacit agreement.

Fang Lei was also amused when he heard this. Why should he understand Erha's logic?

He simply raised his head - and kept saying, "What do you want to do? Just focus on the electricity!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

"Daddy, have mercy! Ahhhhhh, daddy, have mercy!"

"Grandpa, grandpa, oooooooo, my name is grandpa! I am already called grandpa! Stop the electricity!"

"...Boss Ao, I'll call you Boss, Boss Ao Ao Ao, okay?"

"..."

"..."

"Master, master! Oooh, ouch, stop the electricity! Master!"

Fang Lei stopped appropriately, and seemed to finally choose the word "Master".

But the moment Fang Lei stopped thundering, the black and yellow bronze cauldron failed to control his mouth again.

"Didn't I call you master several times? Why do you keep calling me!"

The voice was fierce at first, slightly questioning, but then became quieter.

Seeing Fang Lei's gloomy expression, Xuanhuang Bronze Cauldron also realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing.

Without saying anything, he just ran out.

But there are always thunderclouds following behind Him, and every time a thunder cloud strikes down.

It's like a whip driving a horse. As long as it dares to stop, it will be angry.

After handling the first living treasure, Fang Lei withdrew his gaze and looked at the remaining four living treasures.

The first living treasure-Husky!

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