"Have you washed the sheets and quilt covers for me?"
Ling Yu turned his head and looked at the bedding on the bed again, then looked at Liu Hua and the other three with a suspicious look.
"Hey, more than just washing, we also took your quilt and mattress to the rooftop and let them dry in the sun for a whole day!"
Zhou Cong smiled and immediately rushed to answer.
"And we didn't take your quilt covers and sheets to the school laundry room to wash, but took them to the dry cleaners for professional cleaning and high-temperature disinfection!"
"Because the washing machines in the school laundry room are shared, we are afraid that they are not clean!"
Liu Hua and Wang Fugui also quickly echoed.
Hearing what they said.
Ling Yu stared at Liu Hua and the others with his wise eyes for nearly ten seconds, and the corners of his mouth twisted.
"Something's wrong!"
"Something's wrong with you!"
"We've been roommates for three years, and you weren't so virtuous before, and you didn't even take the initiative to wash my quilt!"
"Tell me! What's up with you?"
When Liu Hua and the other three heard Ling Yu say that, they immediately laughed.
It was a lewd laugh, like the smile when watching a movie.
"Hey, Lao Si, what you said is wrong!" Zhou Cong came forward and wanted to hug Ling Yu's neck, but the moment he raised his hand, he realized that Ling Yu was a head taller than him!
I can't reach him!
Haha, I can't reach him at all!
So he had to withdraw his hand awkwardly, and said with a sly smile:
"We did that because you were the youngest and wanted you to improve your life skills!"
"Yes, yes, we did that for your own good!"
"Now you are busy with music, so we take care of you more in life!"
Liu Hua and Zhang Fugui also quickly agreed.
"That's enough!"
Ling Yu smiled and waved his hand, and said directly:
"You three, you are too kind to others, you are either traitors or thieves!"
"Tell me! What do you need my help with?"
Hearing that Ling Yu had taken the initiative to say this.
Liu Hua and the other two didn't want to continue to play dumb, so they immediately opened the cabinet, took out a thick stack of posters, and handed them to Ling Yu with a smile.
"Hey, it's nothing big for us, we just want to trouble you to sign these posters!"
Ling Yu looked at the thick stack of posters in front of him, and he was completely stunned!
It was the same posters that he signed in the principal's office just now.
These posters were all photos of him participating in the show.
And what made Ling Yu speechless was.
Damn it!
What the hell are these posters?
Even if there are not 100, there must be 80!
"No, we have been roommates for three years, and we are so familiar with each other. You can see me every day, why do you buy so many of my posters? Why do you want my autograph?"
Ling Yu frowned slightly, shrugged, frowned slightly, and looked speechless!
"No, no, no, you misunderstood!"
Zhou Cong shook his head quickly and said with a mean smile:
"It's like this. We posted a message in the campus forum two days ago, revealing the news of your return to school, and accidentally revealed that we are roommates in the message."
"We also accidentally put our contact information in the message, which led to not only many junior and senior students in the school contacting us, but even those girls from other schools contacted us!"
"And these girls have been begging us, hoping that we can get them a signed poster of you!"
"Tell me, who can refuse these beautiful and cute girls?"
Hearing all that Zhou Cong said.
Ling Yu naturally understood what was going on!
Although he was speechless, he could understand.
After all, who can resist the temptation of so many girls?
"Brothers, in fact, your request is a small matter. I will sign for you later!"
Ling Yu sighed, a trace of doubt appeared in his eyes, and he said earnestly:
"But I just want to ask one question!"
"With so many girls, can your three waists withstand it?"
"I can withstand it, I can withstand it!" Liu Hua put his hands on his waist and immediately shouted righteously.
"Ah this..." Zhang Fugui subconsciously touched his waist and smiled bitterly:
"Even if I can't withstand it, I have to withstand it!"
"I have a secret weapon, I can definitely withstand it!"
Zhou Cong reached into his trouser pocket with his right hand and touched the bottle of Shenbao in his pocket, with a hint of inexplicable confidence in his tone.
Ling Yu looked at their obscene eyes, shook his head and smiled, but didn't say anything.
However.
He still picked up the pen very loyally and started signing those posters!
It took about ten minutestime.
Ling Yu just finished signing the thick stack of posters!
"Finally finished signing!"
Ling Yu's hand softened, and the pen fell directly to the ground.
Today, Ling Yu wrote his name at least two thousand times!
For the first time, he felt that his name had too many strokes!
He even suddenly envied those people with simple names, such as Wang Er, Liu San, Zhang Da and the like!
But fortunately.
His name is only two characters. If it was a three-character or four-character name, his hands would probably cramp today.
"Hahaha, thank you Lao Si, thank you Lao Si!"
Zhou Cong immediately came up and hugged the stack of posters.
"What's Lao Si, call me Brother Yu!"
Liu Hua rushed up and slapped Zhou Cong on the butt!
"Pa——!"
Zhang Fugui also rushed up, raised his right hand and slapped Liu Hua on the butt!
"What's Brother Yu! You should call me Master Yu!"
said.
He came close to Ling Yu, smiling like a chrysanthemum.
"Master Yu, you've worked hard today, let me give you a back massage!"
Ling Yu was stunned, and hadn't reacted yet.
Zhang Fugui really started to give Ling Yu a back massage.
Hey!
You're right!
Zhang Fugui's back massage was very good, and Ling Yu felt quite comfortable.
Zhou Cong: ...
Liu Hua: ...
The two looked at Zhang Fugui's flattering face and felt a little skeptical about life.
But soon.
They came back to their senses.
So.
The next second.
The two came to Ling Yu at the same time, smiling more flatteringly than Zhang Fugui.
"Come, Master Yu, let me give you a leg massage!"
"Master Yu, don't worry, my shoulder massage technique is first-class!"
That's it.
Liu Hua and Zhou Cong, one gave Ling Yu a leg massage, and the other gave Ling Yu a shoulder massage.
Zhang Fugui's back-pounding movements became more and more professional.
In response to this!
Ling Yu said that it was very comfortable!
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