You are a medical student, and you are stealing our singers' jobs?

Luyang TV is a relatively niche TV station.

In previous years, whether it was the Spring Festival Gala or any other holiday gala, the ratings were always very low. Compared with Shanghai TV, Mango TV, and other TV stations, it was completely at the bottom of the list!

But today.

As soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Luyang TV went online, the ratings went up.

It was different from watching variety shows in the past.

Now everyone is watching on the computer, and they can watch and post bullet comments to discuss.

So when the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Luyang TV went online, the bullet comments above the video were instantly full!

"I'm here, let's be frank, I'm here to see my brother Yu!"

"Hahaha, I'm here to see brother Yu too. According to the notice posted by Luyang TV on its official Weibo account, brother Yu has specially created a song with the theme of Mid-Autumn Festival for the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala!"

"I'm looking forward to it! I don't know what style of song it is, but I think the most suitable song for Mid-Autumn Festival is the ancient style of Daxia's strongest and coolest spiral dance."

"I don't want your opinion, I want my opinion. I personally think that rapping is the coolest thing to do during Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"I don't agree with his point of view. I personally think that this pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily affect the torque of the excavator, you know? When you smash it in, it will generate a lot of torque in an instant. High-energy proteins, commonly known as UFOs, will seriously affect economic development and even cause certain nuclear pollution to the Pacific Ocean and chargers. "

"Fuck, where did the people above come from!"

"I don't think the two above can be regarded as Wolong Fengchu. I am not talented. Personally, I think that Ultraman can't beat Calabash Brothers because trigonometric functions can't cook, which causes the apple produced by Big Ear Tutu to become the Dragon King of the East China Sea to not dance upside down. At this time, the situation in Syria should be changed from the postpartum care of sows. According to the special theory of relativity proposed by Einstein, the taste of snails can be achieved under the magical force of Guan Gu. "

"Ah, this... did I click on the pirated APP?"

"Wrong, all wrong! I have some different opinions from the high-sounding opinions of the people above, For example, the oblique dioptric method can be used to divide the earth into four quadrants: one, two, three, and four. According to the general formula, the distance from a point charge to an electric field line is generally the wavelength of red light. Then, according to the Pauli principle, the time it takes for an electromagnetic gun to fly to the sun is the time it takes for an electron to spin once under Hund's rule. Based on the above information and the fact that speed is equal to wavelength divided by time, the mass-energy equation is obtained. When a screw is used to mix pasta, the huge heat generated will make the speed reach the speed of light and increase the mass infinitely. In summary, eating pasta will increase one's own mass. "

"Excellent, it's really wonderful! Through the analysis of all the dragons and phoenixes, we can draw such a conclusion: No. 42 concrete mixed with pasta is an effective concrete admixture, which can improve the various properties of concrete, Improve the quality and service life of concrete. We recommend using this new concrete formula in appropriate engineering situations to save materials, reduce costs, protect the environment, etc.! "

"Hahaha, although you are very strong, I still have an immature suggestion. We can cut the apple into small pieces and put it into No. 94 concrete and mix it evenly. After heating and drying at an appropriate temperature, it will be made into a solid sphere. This sphere has a magical function: it can absorb alpha rays and neutralize the overflowed fragrance-type permethrin through the substances in the apple.

In this way, we can effectively solve the environmental pollution and harm caused by alpha rays! "

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Other people watching the video: What the hell is this, I'm kidding you!