You are Fired!

Bai Duanduan took back the bracelet she had longed for, and finally returned home with satisfaction. She turned to the information provided by Ji Lin and prepared to know her future employer before going to work on the first day of tomorrow.

Unfortunately, Ji Lin apparently did not provide himself with much information to study. In the information he sent, apart from his mother’s address and contact information, there were only a few brief introductions-

His mother, Ms. Meng, whose full name is Meng Xin, is 54 this year. Leo has a hot personality.

However, in terms of physical health, Ji Lin has provided a detailed hospital-related diagnosis report. His mother Meng Xin has hypothyroidism and needs to take thyroxine every day to supplement thyroxine, otherwise it will be easy to fatigue, and diabetes, can not eat liters Foods that are too fast in sugar require moderate exercise after meals each day, and need to be insulin, not too tired. Behind these medical information, Ji Lin also attached the contact information of private doctors and daily care guidelines for patients with diabetes and hypothyroidism.

Bai Duanduan flipped it over and over again, and remembered it all.

Considering that Ji Lin’s mother is a woman who was blacked out by the domestic service industry of the city A after all, Bai Duanduan deliberately selected the low-key and simple one of the girls in her brand-name clothes that looked the most from the next door. Pieces, even wearing flat heels, wearing a very elegant light makeup.

Being clever, plain, and seemingly obedient and not offensive, this is probably more pleasing to middle-aged aunts.

In order to fit this image, Bai Duanduan made sacrifices. Those beautiful ring earrings and necklaces could not be worn. Only the bracelet that was hard to come by yesterday, Bai Duanduan did not want to pick it, or put it on. Fortunately, the color is not conspicuous, and it should not be particularly noticed when I think about it.

Early in the morning, Ji Lin knocked on Bai Duanduan's door, and then drove her to her villa where her mother lived with a cold face.

Ji Lin’s mother lives in the east of A city. The villa is the earliest rich villa area in A city. However, with the change of time, the villa there has become old, whether it is room type, facade design or community The internal facilities have long been unable to beat the luxury houses newly built in Xicheng District in recent years.

In terms of Ji Lin’s annual income, he didn’t lack money at all. When Bai Duanduan first saw this residential address, he was actually a bit surprised. According to his worth, his mother clearly lived better and better. The luxury villa is not the old villa area that is a distance away from the apartment where Ji Ling lives.

"Today is the first time, so I will take you and my mother to know each other. From tomorrow on, you will be responsible for the transportation back and forth, but you must arrive at 8 in the morning, and you can only go after 8 at night."

Because of traffic jams in the morning rush hour, the not-so-distant distance was dragged to a longer length. Unfortunately, Ji Lin didn't have much enthusiasm for chatting, and just dropped this sentence coldly, and ignored it.

However, Bai Duanduan was in a good mood. She voted for several law firms one after another yesterday. Two of them gave feedback this morning and invited Bai Duanduan to conduct an interview. The good things were doubled and she grabbed what she wanted. Bracelet, got the transitional funds of Ji Lin, life is very easy, even with a good mood.

"By the way, you gave me your mother's information, what about your dad? What should I pay attention to? Does he need me to take care of it? Since you have received your money, then focus on your mother's At the same time, I will do my best to take care of your dad."

It's a pity that Ji Lin probably didn't really want to ignore himself. Bai Duanduan finished his question, Ji Lin only pursed his lips silently, and had no intention of answering. Ji Baiduan's voice was only when Bai Duanduan felt uncomfortable and prepared to close his eyes and raise his mind. Finally it rang again.

"He doesn't need your care."

"Yep?"

Ji Lin said in a low voice: "He has passed away."

Nowadays, medical technology is developed, as long as the family can still pay attention to health care, it can still be considered a mature man in his 50s. Bai Duanduan never thought that Ji Lin's father had passed away. She was even embarrassed and guilty: "Sorry... "

"You don't need to apologize, he died when I was thirteen, and I won't be able to accept reality until now." Ji Lin laughed self-deprecatingly, "It's almost two decades."

He glanced at Bai Duanduan: "It just happened to emphasize, don't mention my dad in front of my mom."

Bai Duanduan had no intention of spying on the privacy of others, and only nodded.

And as if to ease her embarrassment, Ji Lin's cell phone rang.

He put on a Bluetooth headset and picked it up: "Mom?"

I don’t know what Ji Lin’s mother across the phone said to him. Ji Lin’s brow quickly wrinkled: “You’re dead, say slowly, you said that the thing you bought was robbed by someone? Spacer? What happened?"

Probably Ji Lin's mother was very excited, her voice became louder, so big that she could hear clearly even Bai Duanduan.

Just listening to this strange woman in the housekeeping service industry of City A, who yelled angrily on the phone: "It's a woman in her twenties, with a brand name! She's more expensive than me! Her shoes are also stars The joint model with LV, limited edition! Her limited edition Birkin is more than me! I am going to be mad! The problem is that she is younger than your mother! She looks... she looks like a demon, and she is in front of that figure. It’s hard to have such a golden ratio in normal humans, and this little **** will definitely have a facelift!"

"..."

Bai Duanduan groaned in his heart, only to feel a very bad hunch.

Ji Lin frowned and glanced at the white end of the passenger's cockpit, and didn't find her abnormality, only pursed her lips: "Mom, pay attention to the words, elegant; also, the voice is lower."

It's a pity that Ms. Meng is obviously still angry. Not only did she not lower her voice, but she was even louder: "Lin Lin, can this be sue? Your mother can't swallow this tone! Is there any Wang Fa, this step on me Shit on my head! I can't just do it!"

Lin Lin...

Bai Duanduan couldn't hold back, glanced at Ji Lin around him, such a tall adult man called this name, always felt that there was a sense of violation of the wrong kind of goods...

Ji Lin is obviously immune to this little name, he just rubbed his brows with a headache: "Mom, the latest BV sunglasses you wanted last time is here; the VCA poetic series you want I'll buy it for you. Do you have any questions?"

VCA poetic series? ! The watches of that series almost start at around 1 million... Bai Duanduan looked at Ji Lin in shock, feeling like he was dreaming.

Is this really Ji Lin? A man who doesn’t want to spend a euro in a wishing pool makes a luxury purchase for his mother, even without blinking his eyelids, as if he was talking about not a VCA watch but a few dollars in the vegetable market. Green onions...

Ms. Meng Xin at the end of the phone was naturally very satisfied, and her voice did not consciously soften: "No problem! Lin Lin, you are right, I should not have the same general knowledge of the facelifted young man, nor should I scold her. , This is not in line with the status of mother and lady, and should be more elegant and graceful."

"Yeah." Ji Lin glanced at his watch. "I'm still home in five and a half minutes, and I will show you the new housekeeping."

After Ji Lin's mother said anything, Bai Duanduan had inadvertently digested, and only four words twirled in her mind—

God will die for me.

"Ji Lin, that, I suddenly felt that in the end I couldn't get through the heart, I...or I wouldn't do it! After all, I have no experience in housekeeping, you can see it in my cooking technology, I This person's housework is really not good, you are busy first, I'm leaving now!"

It's a pity that Bai Duanuan just pulled off the car and Ji Lin dragged her back: "Do you need me to remind you of the contents of the breach clause of the contract signed yesterday in black and white?"

"..."

——

Five and a half minutes later, Bai Duanduan followed his heart in a complicated way and walked into his mother's villa.

Ms. Meng Xin, a well-known housekeeping killer, happily opened the door, and at a glance saw the white end who stood behind Ji Lin and tried to reduce her presence. She froze for a moment, then frowned, and looked at Bai Duanduan suspiciously.

Bai Duanduan plucked both sides of his hair toward the middle of his face, trying to lower his head, and hoped to dig a hole to get in. No wonder that money is hard to make, **** is unpalatable, where can the pie fall in the sky?

As Bai Duanduan thought of the bad hunch, this Ms. Meng Xin was the middle-aged lady who was in the counter to grab the bracelet yesterday.

It is said that the probability of encountering between people is actually not very big, and now Bai Duanduan can only curse this **** fate at heart.

Ji Lin saw her pestle at the door and frowned slightly: "Come in. Make a self-introduction with your future employer." After he finished, he looked at his mother, "Mom, this is the new housekeeping for you. , This month will take care of you."

After Ji Lin finished speaking, he glanced back at Bai Duanduan, and then there was a real shock on his face, and even his voice could not help but slightly raised: "White Duanduan, what happened to your hair? There was no wind at all, Why did your hair cover your face? You played Sadako?"

Baiduanduan had blood dripping from her heart, and knew the situation now. She stretched her head and shrank her head. She parted the hair in front of her rather tragically, so she pretended to be nonchalant: "Although there is no wind, but you just walked It's too big, it brings wind."

"..."

It's a pity that everything is in vain. Ms. Meng Xin's gaze has changed from suspiciously shocked to clear and meaningful. She obviously recognized Bai Duanduan, and now she looks at her in a condescending posture, with a mocking tone of pride. : "Now this society is becoming more and more incomprehensible. Some people claim that they have 4 Brikin's limited packages, but the result is actually a nanny."

"..."

Bai Duanduan's right hand quietly touched his left hand, trying to hide the bracelet that caused the evil inconspicuously, but it was a pity that Ji Lin's middle-aged lady and old lady were as bright as eyes.

"Hey, some little young ones, it's really vanity." She looked at the bracelet on Bai Duanduan's left hand and smiled. "I don't know how many times the toilet was swept and washed for the limited edition bracelet." Bowl, how much scolding did you have? Why? People, you shouldn’t pursue something that doesn’t belong to your class, and spend it in moderation. Can you say that grabbing a limited edition bracelet can change the status and status of her nanny? "

Bai Duanduan thought, it is no wonder that the rest of the housekeeping service staff would rather post tens of thousands rather than take the lady's business. Just meeting these few words, Bai Duanduan wanted to hit her. Even if you are really a housemaid, is it not enough to chase your dreams? The hard-earned money is not stolen, is it not bought?

Ji Lin was obviously inexplicable to this development. He glanced at his white ends with his lips, and his expression seemed to say, "Give me an explanation."

Bai Duanduan knew that he could not hide, and he could only look at Ji Lindao with a scalp: "Foremost, I am the little **** in your mother's mouth who grabbed her bracelet demon's demon and surely plastic surgery."

"..."

Bai Duanduan coughed: "But this is your mom's version. My version is that the money is paid by me first, and the sales contract is signed by me first, but your mom forced it to take possession first. Me, just It’s just to return the things that originally belonged to me through peaceful means. In addition, I solemnly declare that I have no plastic surgery, and your mother can sue her for slander."

"..."

"I just recorded."

"..."

"And auntie, I really have 4 Birkin limited editions, you are jealous of me and slandering me is useless, I have more bags than you."

Ms. Meng Xin covered her chest and was obviously furious: "Why are you so shameless and skinless? You have done housework, what are you doing with the bracelet? What a shameless thing! It’s useless to buy Birkin, people’s status is not based on a bag Can be improved! Besides, who knows that you are genuine or fake?"

"Anyway, we still have a month together, I will carry one for you every day in the future? I can make it difficult for you to touch it, so that you can feel the quality of the real thing." Bai Duanduan smiled tentatively. "Oh, besides Birkin, I also have a lot of Chanel limited editions, and I also have LV, but unfortunately only one month, I have so many bags, even if I change one every day, one month is not enough for me to rotate back. What."

"Since you are so rich and have so many bags, how come you come to do housekeeping? If you are short of money, can you just give a few bags?"

"Good question." Bai Duanduan smiled. "But my bags are too expensive. Even if they are hung on salted fish, few people can afford the second-hand price. Most people doubt whether it is genuine or not. Bargaining, in short, it is impossible to quickly solve my urgent needs, not to mention, the limited model that I finally bought, I am not willing to sell it. It is better to do a month for your aunt to solve the capital chain problem. Well, next time I can continue to grab bags with my aunt."

Ji Lin's mother's face showed a mad expression, and she immediately looked at Ji Lin: "Lin Lin, I don't want this housekeeping, now you will open her to me! Look, what is this attitude?"

Ji Lin apparently did not anticipate this development, frowning and looking at the two women with a headache.

Bai Duanduan looked at Ji Lin and coughed: "Well, Ji Lin, do you need me to remind you of the content of the breach clause of the contract in black and white last night? I canceled the contract in advance, and I want to pay the liquidated damages. The compensation is not only a write-off of our debts, but also the full payment of my monthly salary of 20,000 yuan..."

Rather than being mad at Ji Lin's mother, it is better to take the initiative to attack first, to be stronger first, and mad at his mother first.

As long as Ji Lin voluntarily terminates the contract, not only will he not have to lose money, he will not have to wait for the middle-aged lady, but he can also get a sum of money. Why not?

Ji Lin’s mother, Ms. Meng, apparently read her thoughts from Bai Duanduan’s face. She glanced at her son, rolled her eyes, and then changed her mouth: “Forget it, Lin Lin, now some young people are Relatively irritable, it needs to be beaten, nowadays it is not so easy to find a job, my mother is still willing to give Xiaobai a chance."

Come on, when Bai Duanduan saw the smile of "you are waiting" on Ms. Meng's face, she knew that the other party was not good-hearted, and Bai Duanduan was not so naive to think that this was the other party's compassion and forgiveness. Ji Lin's mother's expression, Obviously, she was preparing to keep herself "packed up". For a month, after all, she was the employer. Seeing her like this, she was ready to toss herself.

Oh, who is afraid of who.

Bai Duanduan thought, don't counsel, just do it! Come on! Shoot at the capitalist lady!

——

Although Ji Lin's expression on his face was a little hard to say, in the end, he didn't say anything. He answered the phone and hurriedly took care of a few white ends, then left and hurried back to the law firm.

So in this big villa, only Bai Duanduan and Ji Lin's mother Ms. Meng Meng 1V1 face off.

Meng Xin looked at Bai Duanduan carefully again, only to find that although she was not wearing as high-profile today as she was when she grabbed her bracelet, there was none of her body that was not a famous brand, and the match was perfect, even she couldn’t pick it. The face is really beautiful, and it is not the appearance of the net red line. The beauty of Bai Duanduan is very advanced and recognizable. It is a level that is difficult to forget at a glance. It was just a vent of anger.

Meng Xin stared at Bai Duanduan and looked at it again, some whispering in his heart, this beautiful Bai Duanduan was a bit too evil, and he spent so much money, it was definitely not a serious housekeeping, I just claimed to only do it for myself One month of housekeeping solves the capital chain problem. This kind of reason sounds untenable. Then...it must be a little petty for her son to find her, is it...

Is it because his son is in love with her? So I found an excuse to sign an agreement, and also made a breach of contract clause, so that she had to contact herself in advance to let her check the situation first?

Once thinking about this, Ms. Meng felt that the case had been solved suddenly. Thinking along this line of thinking, it seems that many problems have been solved.

However, once he looked at Bai Duanduan again with the standard of looking at his future daughter-in-law, Meng Xin felt that it was even more unpleasant to see where.

I grabbed my bracelet and didn't put myself in the eye at all, just relying on the young and beautiful, and wanted to challenge myself? Do you think you can marry Ji Ji?

no way!

Little bitch, watch me take care of you.

Ms. Meng Xin acted immediately while thinking, she cleared her throat: "Xiao Bai, now I am with you, my son is very busy during the day and will not be at home, so Don’t think about him if you have something to do. You have to listen to me in the future, you know?”

"Since you go to work on the first day today, you can brush the toilet."

"..."

Bai Duanduan knew that it was hard to run away. She should have come, and she did not resist. She used people's money to eliminate disasters for her. She took Ji Lin's money with her own hands.

She pursed her lips and answered, and then went to the toilet to brush the toilet.

On the contrary, Ms. Meng Xin is a little unacceptable. This white end is this fighting power? Strong outsiders? Shouldn't there be a **** battle with yourself? The result is to just obey the toilet? ? ?

"You go pull the weeds in the yard."

"Take advantage of the good weather, take out the books in the study and lay them out, and then put them back."

"Pour me a glass of water. It's 45 degrees."

...

Unfortunately, no matter how Ms. Meng Xin sent, Bai Duanduan was silent and did nothing, resulting in the housekeeping killer Ms. Meng suddenly unable to vent.

——

Bai Duanduan finished his work, looked at the time, and found that it was almost noon: "Aunt Meng, it's almost noon, I'll call you a takeaway, because considering you have diabetes, I will give you according to Ji Lin's request It’s called a sugar-reduced healthy meal, and now this shop has mushroom and okra set, which one do you want?"

Meng Xin's eyes lit up, and the opportunity finally came!

She coughed: "Xiaobai, do you know? My diabetic patients want low-sugar and low-oil, but can't eat the gutter oil outside, let alone take out, how can they have something made directly in the kitchen delicious? "There are all kinds of dishes in the refrigerator at home. Don't call it takeaway. You can just make a table for me?"

You still don’t want to cook for yourself with your fingers, and you want to order food without worry? dream!

Bai Duanduan refused Meng Xin’s request for the first time. She stared at the other party and smiled: “Aunt Meng, I can’t cook for you. This is what your son requested. I don’t need me to cook, and it’s absolutely not allowed. I cook."

After hearing this, Meng Xin was really angry, and her expression was ugly: "I don't care what your relationship is with my son, but in me, I'm the boss, and it's useless to ask for help. When I do housekeeping, cooking is always your job. If I let you do it, you will do it for me. Why? You can’t enter the kitchen delicately? What do you do?

"Aunt Meng, if you insist on asking me to cook, then I can certainly do it." Bai Duanduan began to dig a pit with a smile on his heart. After a morning of physical work, just waiting for this moment, she pretended to pull Ji Lin came out to suppress each other, "But, Ji Lin said that the smell of oily smoke in the kitchen was too heavy. I was afraid that I would cough when I was cooking. It was unhealthy, so I thought it was unnecessary. I just ordered take-out. He also forcibly signed the terms with me. If I dare to cook for you in private, I will be deducted."

Ms. Meng Xin, who has been in the air for many years, has gotten this right. After her son and this little fox are still alive, they have already taken care of it? Are you reluctant to go to the kitchen? How does this work!

You have to treat her well.

"Xiaobai, I think you definitely don't want to eat takeaway? After all, you have that cooking skills, how can you get used to those unclean things outside?" Meng Xin pretended to be reasonable, "It's okay, you do it Xiaobai boldly fly, Auntie will always accompany you, I will bear everything for you! To deduct money, Auntie will give you out! And ah, you cook for me, I not only help you with this fine, I also pay for each meal Reward you! How much does my son deduct you, how much do I post to you, and how much do you reward you!"

Bai Duanduan cooperated to show his face and wanted to continue to find excuses to escape the struggle and reluctance to cook: "But..."

Seeing this, Meng Xin really increased the firepower: "Isn't it just cooking? What else do you have to worry about? I definitely let you have no worries. You can just cook for me every day. Modern people, just eat. Too much take-out, unhealthy!"

Since you mentioned it, I'm welcome!

Bai Duanduan narrowed his expression: "Well, auntie, let's first sign a written agreement. After all, it's utterly unreliable. I'm going to cook, and you don't admit your promises now, am I not? Will you be deducted money from Ji Lin after working hard?"

"OK! That's no problem!"

"The second one, we should write clearly in black and white. Auntie must finish all the things I make." Bai Duanduan lowered his head. "I have a quirk, and I have worked hard to prepare meals. If others don’t eat, I’ll be very painful. Of course, auntie, don’t worry, I won’t do much. It’s just the amount of an adult, but you can definitely eat it, not waste it.”

After listening to Meng Xin's overjoy, he thought that the little fox must ask for a price, but the result? She immediately agreed: "Of course, you can do it! I can eat it! This can be written into the contract!"

Bai Duanduan said nothing. At the time of drafting the contract, he signed and signed the handprint. Meng Xin only wanted to add trouble to her, and did not want to sign the handprint immediately. She didn't even see the responsibility for breach of contract behind the terms.

After all this was done, Meng Xin's face was indeed full of thrill and satisfaction. She hummed and turned on the TV. Bai Duanduan entered the kitchen obediently.

Meng Xin thought triumphantly, want to fight with the old lady? dream! My Meng Xin let you cook, you have to cook!

In fact, Bai Duanduan's cries for cutting vegetables, cooking pans and cooker hoods in the kitchen are a bit noisy, and the smell of cooking fumes did indeed drift into the living room, but Ms. Meng thought it was beautiful. Being busy, the happier she is, and the more reluctant Bai Duanduan is, the more she wants her to do it. I just want to let her know that it is useless to find her son Ji Lin in this family. You are the center of the universe and the top of the food chain. It is better to please who is worse than yourself.

Ms. Meng Xin is very satisfied with what she has done. She thinks that this trip should be a good hit on the white end.

It's just that after Bai Duanduan was really serious in the kitchen for half an hour, he brought out the three dishes and soup, and Meng Xin couldn't laugh anymore...

"What did you do... what are you doing?"

The three dishes were all dark. Only one was faintly recognizable, probably a fish was burnt, and it was known that more than half of the corpses remained, and there were two pots that did not know what it was. It looked like it was dug out of the sewer. What kind of food residue is dried... and the only soup that is not black is also exhaustive. It seems that the white end is to make tomato and egg soup, but the egg flower is not cleaned even the eggshell, so it floats like that. Together, Meng Xin only glanced at it and felt the death of the eggs...

Bai Duanduan smiled and took off his apron: "Oh, this is braised crucian carp, fried edamame with loofah, garlic spinach and tomato egg soup."

"..."

"Auntie, this is all carefully prepared for you, please try it."

"..."

Meng Xin feels that this can't be called Diablo Cuisine anymore, this is Death Cuisine.

She glanced at Bai Duanduan: "Are you deliberate?"

"No, really not." Bai Duanduan said frankly, "This is my stable performance, Ji Lin knows, so he didn't allow me to enter the kitchen. Isn't it afraid that you will be poisoned after eating?"

"I didn't really want to show my hands at the beginning, but I couldn't bear the aunt's enthusiasm. Not only did Ji Lin not deduct money from me, but I also posted a reward, even to encourage me to work harder in the future. Moved to cook?"

"..."

Meng Xin choked: "Xiaobai, you... your culinary skills, or continue to work hard in the future, today I think we still call takeout?"

"How does this work! Auntie! You can say, as long as I cook! You are all done! We signed the contract just now in black and white!"

"..." Meng Xin only felt an old blood in his chest. "Even if the contract is signed, it can be cancelled."

"Auntie, I don't agree to cancel the contract. You are unilaterally breaching the contract." Bai Duanduan smiled. "So, you can just pay me the penalty for breach of contract."

Meng Xin held his breath: "You want to be beautiful!"

"Auntie, please accept this table."

"But if you eat this table, you will die!"

Bai Duanduan smiled and said indifferently: "It's okay, I can't die, Auntie, I really want it. I'll call you an 120 ambulance and take you to the hospital for a gastric lavage. But I shouldn't be able to reach that stage. It hurts for a few days. It’s nothing. Humans are far stronger than you think. Auntie, believe yourself, you can! Eat more and eat every day in the future, you will get used to it."

Meng Xin looked at the terrible death dish on the table and finally succumbed: "OK, how much do you want?! You will not be allowed to cook for me in the future!"

"Not much, as long as 20,000."

"Twenty thousand?! Why don't you grab it!"

Bai Duanduan took out the contract he just signed: "Look at this, the liability for breach of contract clearly writes the amount of compensation. For 20,000, you can buy a package! Maybe next time, you will just grab your aunt. OK!"

"..." Don't say take away the bag you want, just think about the bracelet that was taken away by Bai Duanduan before. Ms. Meng Xin has been really distressed!

"It's fine if you don't give me 20,000, as long as your aunt has ordered a takeaway after you eat it, get insulin, and then walk with me for half an hour."

In fact, Meng Xin is very reluctant to take insulin, and she does not like sports. The previous housekeeping can't make her succumb at this point, but now...

Looking at these dying dishes now, and thinking about the bags that might be robbed by Bai Duanduan in the future, Meng Xin wilted. With tears in her heart, she finally agreed to the conditions of humiliation...

Bai Duanduan, this little bitch, really has two brushes, Ms. Meng Xin only feels that the horn of battle has started!

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PS: The consumption views of Duan Duan and Ji Par are obviously a bit morbid, and I will talk about the reason later~ Don’t worry~ you will definitely know that you don’t advocate this kind of consumer view after reading the full text~ because the story is really a lot of foreshadowing. Later, please be patient~··

Reader Vilnel's [Small Theater]

After marriage:

Duan Duan: Husband, I recently watched a new bag from D

Ji Lin's big wave: buy

Mom Ji: Son, I have a bag at D recently. I like it.

Ji Lin did not hesitate: buy.

Bai Duanduan and Ji Lin went to Ji Mom's house for dinner on the weekend. Ji Mom: Well, some women really buy what I buy. Bai Duanduan: Mom, this is the seller show you this is... wink wink