You are Fired!

It's a pity that Ji Lin was interrupted by Bai Duanduan not long before the alarm sounded. She ate enough food to achieve the achievement of continuing to rub rice at noon, and then when Ji Lindu was aware of it, she had already walked behind her.

"Ji Lin! Cat hair is stuck on your face!" Bai Duanduan pointed the fruit at Ji Lin's left face while eating fruit, and his round eyes stared at himself seriously.

Ji Lin almost subconsciously touched his left face. He did hold the cat before cooking.

"No, it's not there. Click above, then click again."

"Hey, hey, it's too much. Let's go down and go down."

"No, move a little to the left, just a little bit, no no, go to the right, hey, go up..."

It's a pity that even if Bai Duanduan keeps giving instructions, Ji Lin can't find the position of the cat's hair anyway, and will always miss it precisely...

In the end, Bai Duanduan sighed, and no longer gave instructions, just when Ji Lin thought she finally gave up, preparing to go to the mirror to take away the cat hair sticking to her face, Bai Duanduan turned towards herself. She walked over, step by step, until she completely crossed the safety distance of Ji Lin. She stood in front of her. This distance almost made Ji Lin's whole body pull up the cordon. Ji Lin was almost subconscious Backing away, I wanted to increase the distance from Bai Duanduan, but Bai Duanduan walked towards himself step by step...

"do not move."

Bai Duanduan's beautiful round eyes are staring at Ji Lin at the moment, her breath is close at hand, she is close to herself, Ji Lin feels that her long and curved eyelashes will touch her face if she blinks again, she The beautiful face and lips will hit themselves in an accident.

At this moment, Ji Lin had forgotten what to do, and only stared at Bai Duanduan as she approached herself, and then she tipped her toes. After Ji Lin's world, there was only one feeling left. It was the touch of white-end hands touching his left face, warm, delicate, and soft, like a feather flicking gently.

At this moment, Ji Lin could hardly breathe. This was a very indescribable feeling. He clearly knew that the cat was rubbing around his leg, and knew that the boiled water was crying in the pot. His mobile phone also seemed to have SMS notifications. However, these things seem to be far away from him, Ji Lin seems to be suddenly in another spatial dimension, these things are only illusory, only one thing is true-

That's white end.

She was really too close to herself, until Ji Lin just felt like she was suddenly dragged into a rose-colored dream, she had rose-colored cheeks and lips, and a rose-flavored shower that haunted herself Milky fragrance, with her round and dark eyes, like a blooming gorgeous rose, the most beautiful and unscrupulous plant in the entire garden, but also the one with the most thorns.

...

"Okay, take it away."

After a few seconds, Bai Duanduan smiled and left Ji Lin, holding a handful of cat hair in her hands. And at this very moment, Ji Lin felt that his world had finally returned to normal-the air became re-flowing, the sound became re-audible, and the senses became back to the body...

It's just that the initiator Bai Duanduan threw the cat's hair unconsciously, and then looked at Ji Lin. After only a glance, she exclaimed: "Ji Lin, what's wrong with your face? Why is it so red? ? Do you have any allergies? Should I take you to the hospital?"

Ji Lin just gritted her teeth, and Bai Duanduan's expression was too open. She didn't realize what she caused, and Ji Lin knew that she was indeed unintentional. This was not any intentional provocation or carefully prepared trap. And carefully approached, but because of this, Ji Lin felt that Bai Duanduan was even more abominable.

This woman is really poisonous, very, very poisonous.

——

It's just that Bai Duanduan doesn't know what Ji Lin thinks. She even feels complacent about her behavior just now, and helps Ji Lin take the cat hair away. It looks very warm and friendly, and behaves like a gratitude neighbor who is full of gratitude in her heart. Simply perfect!

She was full of food, just preparing to thank Ji Lin for returning home, and she heard a knock on the door outside Ji Lin's door.

"Ji Lin, open the door!"

Listening to this voice, Rong Sheng is right. Since the two of them had a meeting, it was also time to exit.

Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin: "Then I..."

As a result, Bai Duanduan didn't finish the word "away", Ji Lin dragged her back almost rudely. He glanced at Bai Duanduan and calmly said, "You hid in my room, Rong Sheng will only enter the study room to discuss the case with me, and will never enter my bedroom."

"what?"

Just when Bai Duanduan was puzzled, the knock on the door was more intense, and the style of painting began to change suddenly-

"Ji Lin, don't hide inside. I know you are at home, open the door, open the door, come and open the door for me!"

...

Rong Sheng was probably waiting for boredom, and even started to get out of the snow Aunt Xue, and the more he shouted, the more Ji Ji never opened the door, he was ready to rap on the spot, and then improvise another bbox posture.

Ji Lin frowned, and then he gave an ultimatum to Bai Duan: "No time, just hide in the room."

"Oh..."

Ji Lin pressed his voice solemnly and said: "Hide well, don't come out, the bedroom is a suite, and there is a toilet."

"Ok!"

I don’t know if I was influenced by Rong Sheng’s exaggerated style, or I was infected by the urgency of running out of time. Bai Duanduan also had some logical confusion for a while, and the expression of Ji Lin in front of me was too much. Calmness and calmness, giving people a sense of convincing for no reason, let Bai Duanduan subconsciously feel that his plan is correct, and in this case, he should really hide in his room.

Only after Bai Duanduan really hid in Ji Lin's bedroom, listening to the door outside Ji Lin opened the door to greet Rong Sheng, she suddenly slowed down a bit afterwards—

Why do you **** hide? ? ?

How does the current plot look like Rong Sheng is Ji Lin's big room, and he is a third boy who has a bad relationship with Ji Lin, a scumbag. Now the big room is arrested and comes to the door. In order to avoid being beaten by the big room, he must not Don't hide? If Rong Sheng would rush into the room later, would he have to find an air conditioner to hide? But I seem to have eaten a little bit more and more fat recently. Can the external air conditioner still carry its own weight?

Bai Duanduan looked at Ji Lin's completely cold and cold room, and the wild horses that were thinking like a retreat began to run...

——

Bai Duanduan in the bedroom is thinking deeply about life, and Rong Sheng outside the bedroom is also preparing to think about life.

He stared at the dishes left on Ji Lin’s dinner table, and was shocked to doubt his life: “Ji Lin?! Did your fever burn out your brain or did I develop hallucinations? Did you cook your own meal?!” Sheng exclaimed, "You didn’t mean that cooking was a complete waste of time, and there was no cost-effectiveness. At your rate, if you cook a meal, you will lose nearly 20,000 yuan, so would you rather eat food for a lifetime? ?"

"Oh, just think of it, men, be kind to yourself." Ji Lin pursed her lips and glanced at Rong Sheng, her tone calmly, "I rethought, the lawyer is an experienced person and does not exist. The older it is, the less valuable it is. Even with the accumulation of experience, the rate will only get higher and higher, so from this perspective, I live long enough to be more cost-effective."

He rolled his eyes and came to the conclusion very naturally: "Always eating takeaway, gutter oil, bad for the stomach, easy to die early, uneconomical, and occasionally cooking by yourself, it is not impossible."

Rong Sheng nodded convincingly. He seemed to have completely accepted Ji Lin’s reasons, but just looked at the dishes on the table with salivation. It’s better for me together? Anyway, you have to cook, can I stay and eat together at noon?"

It is a pity that he was greeted by Ji Lin's merciless and innocent: "No."

"why?!"

"Because I am a lawyer, not a cook, I don't cook for others." Ji Lin gave Rong Sheng a cold look. "And, what are you doing here today?" He glanced at his watch. "I have a quarter of an hour Conference calls."

This was an implied eviction order, but Rong Sheng didn't care at all. As soon as he mentioned what he came over today, he complained: "Hey, don't mention it, I was just escorted by my parents to a blind date, too miserable That’s it! On the first side, the woman told me that she would like to go to Tahiti for a honeymoon to go to Bali for a wedding. If you want a Tiffany diamond ring, you must be more than one carat. I plan to have two children, and I think about where the children’s school district is going to buy, and I am very enthusiastic about me, like I want to swallow my life... It scares me that I am rushing, and I quickly thought of a reason to go."

Rong Sheng was really quite distressed today, but he also found that today’s Ji Lin was obviously a little absent-minded about himself, but Rong Sheng was sad enough and thought Ji Lin was about work-ridden, so he didn’t care. He was only one Talking about his tragic experience——

"But the girl's dad and my dad are good brothers who worship. I can't just refuse like other blind dates. Now my strategy is-cold treatment, absolutely don't take the initiative to invite the other party, the other party will not ask me out, etc. After a week or two, if she doesn’t give up, I claim that I suddenly fell in love at first sight and quickly got a girlfriend, and then took my girlfriend and my parents to a meal..."

Rong Sheng said here, the absent-minded Ji Lin finally looked up and divided his eyes: "Where did you go to find a girlfriend in a hurry in a week or two?"

"Good question!" Rongsheng blinked. "I decided to find a fake one, take a few more photos, and send a photo of friends in the circle of friends who are only visible to the other party. If necessary, take it out to the party at my house and give money. Finished!"

"Even if you find a fake, to convince your parents, first of all, you need to have a proper occupation, and the social status must not be too low; second, this occupation must have an intersection with you, which can reasonably explain your encounter; third, It’s better to have a beautiful body, otherwise you can’t explain the love at first sight. Fourth, the most important thing is to have a good temperament. There are many beautiful women, but there are few beautiful but good temperament women. If your parents want to meet, this person needs Talkative, have a high EQ, and can deal with your dad's questions..."

Ji Lin just sneered "Where are you looking for", Rongsheng interrupted him--

"I already thought of someone! They all match!"

Ji Lin had no interest in it. He frowned, looked at his closed bedroom door without trace, then looked at his watch again, and began to hint: "Rong Sheng, my conference call is coming soon. it has started."

It's a pity that Rong Sheng was not moved at all. He took the light path with his eyes and took up his own topic just now-

"Bai Duanduan! She all meets!"

Ji Lin froze for a moment, then calmed down and said: "That would make her willing to give you a reputation as a fake girlfriend casually for a few dollars."

"Absolutely!" Rong Sheng said here, and was more happy. "I have inquired. After she came to our institute, she has already pretended to be a girlfriend for three single male colleagues in the institute! Five hundred dollars per hour! 20% discount on friendship price! Last time Yang Fan was dumped by a blind date daughter, saying that he could not find his girlfriend of this grade in his life. It was the toad who wanted to eat swan meat. Yang Fan invited him. Bai Duanduan, crushing the audience! The nose of the blind date was all crooked; Yu Chao was told by his relatives that he could not find the object. As a result, Bai Duanduan was brought to the last relative's party, and there has been no gossip since then. By the way, it is said that his shameless big cousin actually wanted to poke the corner of the white end while he was away..."

"..."

Somehow, Rong Sheng always felt that Ji Lin's complexion seemed to be getting worse and worse. He glanced at Rong Sheng: "I think your plan is not very good."

"why?"

"Because Bai Duanduan is in the legal circle, she will definitely solve it internally in the future, and find a target in the legal circle. Those idiots on LAWXOXO who do not know the truth will come out again. Bai Duanduan kicked you and found some individual. No one, no one, although it’s not true, but it’s spread like this. You will lose face in the legal circle in the future. Everyone is looking down and not looking up. It seems that you are not better than other men.” Speaking of which, Ji Lin watched Rong Sheng glanced, "You know, this actually hurts self-esteem for men."

Rong Sheng was completely taken away by Ji Lin’s logic for a while. He didn’t remember it at all and asked why Bai Duanduan would find an internal solution in the legal circle. He only thought that Ji Lin said it was too reasonable. Who said Ji Pro is indifferent to himself? The person he loves is really only himself. Look, he never put the customer's pigeons. He has clearly reached the time of the conference call, but because of his own troubles, he has not drove himself away at all, and even helped himself analyze the pros and cons intimately. Come.

What is friendship? This is friendship!

Rong Sheng immediately took Ji Lin's hand: "Thank you brother! In the end, you still have the far-reaching thoughts! But you said you wouldn't find Bai Duanduan, who am I looking for?! I really can't think of any candidate, I want to come and go Still have to find her."

Ji Lin said blankly: "No need for her. I have another candidate."

"Who?"

"I." Ji Lin calmly said, "You took me and said to your parents, you are quite distressed recently, and suddenly you don't feel anything about the girl. It seems to me that I am still the best, no Knowing what happened to me, I was a little confused."

Rong Sheng:? ? ?

"In this way your dad will understand, you can rest assured that your family is not ugly. He will not only say it, but will also help you find a reason to refuse the daughter of the **** brother decently, and also prevent him from continuing to toss you. The possibility of a blind date, I am afraid that you will be stimulated to run to another camp completely, and it will give you enough space for you to think clearly about the return to the right way. Finally, because of this foreshadowing, you will bring a girlfriend of any background in the future When you go home, your dad won't object anymore. As long as she is female and alive, he can laugh together."

? ? ?

Sounds weird, but it makes sense?

Ji Lin added another shot of fierce medicine: "I'm usually busy, but I don't charge you anymore for this kind of thing, because when you are a brother, I will give you advice."

Ji Lin even willing to help himself at no charge! This is a great kindness! If you are so self-denying, what else do you hesitate! Rong Sheng looked affectionately at Ji Lin immediately and decided to cherish this friendship!

"Okay, now my conference call really has to start, you go."

"Got it! Thank you brother!"

Ji Lin just finished processing Rong Sheng, and it happened that the phone was really ringing. As a customer, he signaled to Rong Sheng and turned to the study to pick up the phone.

Rong Sheng was standing at the door ready to wear shoes and walk away, but suddenly remembered that he had borrowed a book from Ji Lin last time. This afternoon, I had nothing to do and wanted to come back to see. According to his knowledge of Ji Lin, his book Generally placed on the bedside of the bedroom. Rong Sheng shouted Ji Lin, but the other party obviously didn't hear it. He thought about it, and he was so familiar with Ji Lin. Usually, he occasionally ran into Ji Lin's bedroom to take a nap. Just a moment.

Rong Sheng just opened the bedroom door of Ji Lin, and then...

Then he looked at the white ends inside the door.

Almost subconsciously, Rong Sheng immediately apologized: "I'm sorry I'm sorry! I went wrong!" Then I quit the room and closed the door quickly.

After a second, he finally realized-

"Ji Lin!!! You **** explain it to me!!! Why is Bai Duanduan in your room?"

This time all understand! Fuck friendship! Fuck brother!

Rong Sheng finally expressed the qualified big house line in his anger: "It turns out that you carried me and Bai Duanduan together! Ji Lin, you cheated me so hard!"

The author has something to say: messages with more than 15 words in this chapter will be sent with red envelopes~ (as of 8 o'clock in the next chapter tomorrow night)

Reader's Whispering Lian Zhu Xiong's 【Small Theater】

Ji Lin, male, hobbies: making money and scolding Lin Hui, cooking and washing dishes and raising tigers.

Reader Jin Jin's [Small Theater]

Ji Lin: Doctor, are you okay to see me return?

Doctor: The poison has penetrated under the skin, and will soon become ill. The toxicity is too strong, I am afraid that it is a lack of surgery.

Ji Lin: Is there any way to delay the onset of toxicity? I haven't grabbed the limited package for the next season that my mother wants.

Doctor: I have a medicine here to delay the onset of toxicity, but the side effects during the treatment will make the patient feel depressed and very uncomfortable.

Ji Lin: What is it?

Doctor: The drug name "Lin Hui's ex-girlfriend", you consider it.

Reader's Moonlight [Small Theater]

Before Ji Par saw the case: We won’t take the case

After: I beg you to let me join! I will make you a month's breakfast!

Before breakfast endlessly: I don’t want to get up early

After: I beg you to let me rub the rice!

Before Ji Par saw Duan Duan eat and broadcast: I will not reimburse you

After: I beg you to show me what you eat!

[Small theater] by DanshengG

At the beginning

Ji Lin "No way, impossible"

later

Ji Lin "Men dominate, rely on cooking"

[In these two days, because the three-dimensional thing is haggard, the update is a little shorter. When I adjust my mood tonight, I will hurry up and return to Dafei Zhang as soon as possible. Bow]