You Bad School Prince, Don't Bother Me

Chapter 28 - Calling Aunt

"Pfft!" Si Tu Chen who was drinking fruit juice spat out on the spot. Coincidentally, she sat in front of Si Tu Lan Yu, and this mouthful of fruit juice flew towards her without any suspense!

Si Tu Lan Yu reacted in time and dodged to the side once again.

"What do you want!" Si Tu Lan Yu glared at Si Tu Chen and lowered his head to look at the few drops of fruit juice that were splattering on the tablecloth. The female attendants by the side immediately went forward to help Si Tu Lan Yu change the table cloth.

"Hahahaha, Xiao Meng is being too cute!" Si Tu Chen looked at Tang Xiao Meng with a praising gaze, and even gave him a big thumbs up.

Tang Xiao Meng had merely blurted out these words in a moment of desperation. Now that he thought about it, even he himself felt that he was too talented!

"Young Master Situ, if you really can't use your muscles to heal and can't take care of yourself, I would naturally be happy to feed you, but now …" Tang Xiao Meng also had confidence as he smiled and said.

If you break your own hands and feet, I will not be afraid of the dirt or tiredness to feed you, rest assured.

However, Si Tu Lan Yu leisurely reached out his hand to push away the food in front of him, and said indifferently: "This Young Master is fine, since there are a lot of people who want to serve This Young Master, but there are some who, if they were expelled by the school, some would be chased away."

"I …" The smile on Tang Xiao Meng's face immediately disappeared, he knew this slut would use this to threaten him! Tang Xiao Meng took a deep breath, "Hey!"

Humph! Wasn't it just feeding him? He had often fed stray cats and dogs on the roadside, so now he just treated them like kittens and puppies!

Thinking like this, Tang Xiao Meng also picked up his bowl of rice and stuffed it into Si Tu Lan Yu's mouth one bite after another. Moreover, he did not stop at all, Si Tu Lan Yu simply did not have the time to chew and swallow it down, and a mouthful of food was once again forced into his mouth.

"Cough cough!" "Stop, stop, stop!" Si Tu Lan Yu couldn't take it anymore, he reached out to grab the bowl of food in Tang Xiao Meng's hands and tore off his napkin, then stood up and glared at Tang Xiao Meng.

's face was flushed red, he turned, coughed a few times, and drank a cup of water before finally being able to calm down.

As Tang Xiao Meng watched from the side, he realized that even his choking movements looked extremely elegant, and he couldn't help but exclaim to himself that this young master was truly groomed by a rich family!

"You want to choke the This Young Master to death!" That was true! There was no doubt in his tone!

Tang Xiao Meng replied silently in his heart: Yes, you got it right.

However, he still denied it with all his might: "No no, I'm just afraid that Young Master Situ would be starving. I want to quickly let you eat to your heart's content."

She even lowered her head in grievance, turned and looked at Si Tu Chen with an innocent face: "I really didn't do it on purpose, you saw it too, didn't you?"

Si Tu Chen and KING immediately nodded their heads and said sincerely: "Little Lan Yu, Xiao Meng is cute for your own good. If you choke on it yourself, don't blame it on her."

"You! Humph! This Young Master will not eat anymore! " Si Tu Lan Yu never thought that the three of them would actually be so angry that they would lose their appetite and directly turn around to head upstairs.

As they watched his back figure disappear, Tang Xiao Meng and Si Tu Chen finally couldn't hold back their laughter anymore. Si Tu Chen immediately called for Tang Xiao Meng to sit down and eat together with him. The little fellow also jumped down from the chair and pulled Tang Xiao Meng to sit beside it.

Little Fatso pushed a plate of snacks in front of Tang Xiao Meng, "Auntie, this is delicious, delicious …"

Ah, Auntie?

Tang Xiao Meng was at a loss of whether to laugh or cry. How could she be called auntie by a six year old little fellow!

"KING, you can't call Xiao Meng Mengmeng Auntie, she's getting old just like that." Si Tu Chen said with a sincere face. The little guy also nodded, seeming to understand his words.

Tang Xiao Meng cried in her heart. Indeed, there were many good people in this family!

However, Si Tu Chen's next sentence, was enough to directly turn Tang Xiao Meng into tears in his heart.

"She's your uncle's girlfriend. So, you have to call her Auntie from now on." After Si Tu Chen finished speaking, little bun turned around and sweetly called out to her, "Aunt!"

"I am not... "Oh, Miss Situ, Cici, can you change the name KING?"

Si Tu Chen grandly waved his hands, "Don't mind such small details. Xiao Meng Meng, come here, this lamb is delicious, eat more."

Seeing the mother and son smiling warmly, Tang Xiao Meng could only quietly ignore this "small detail". The three of them enjoyed dinner together, talking and laughing, extremely happy.

Meanwhile, upstairs, Si Tu Lan Yu was having a hard time. After he returned to his room and finished breathing, he also started to feel hungry …

He had almost never eaten before and was angry. Now, his stomach was making a ruckus!

"It's all that ugly girl's fault! Damn it! This Young Master will definitely not let you off! " Si Tu Lan Yu slammed his palm heavily on the table. Because he exerted too much force, the slap was too painful for him, he immediately retracted his hand and swung it with a frown.

After saying that, Si Tu Lan Yu immediately heard Tang Xiao Meng's voice from outside: "Young Master Situ, do you have any other instructions?"

Although he had just ordered her to do a lot of work, he had just finished eating and drinking, and it was not yet time for her to get off work. As a beautiful girl with a professional ethics, Tang Xiao Meng naturally would not be lazy.

"Come in." Si Tu Lan Yu lowered his head as a thought quickly flashed through his mind, and he quickly came up with a good idea.

Looking at Tang Xiao Meng's rosy red face and lips, Si Tu Lan Yu felt infuriated. He was hungry, but she was actually full?

"Young Master Situ, is there anything I can do for you?" Tang Xiao Meng smiled and said. Si Tu Lan Yu, who was sitting right in front of her, had always been looking at her.

Suppressing the pride in his heart, Si Tu Lan Yu raised his chin and said coldly: "As the exclusive maid of the This Young Master, the leaf in your teeth has a great impact on the mood of the This Young Master. Immediately get rid of it for the This Young Master!"

"What?" Tang Xiao Meng immediately blushed from embarrassment. She quickly turned around and took out the small mirror she brought with her to look at it, and sure enough, she saw the main culprit — the small vegetable leaf!

When he turned around again, the embarrassment on his face had yet to completely fade and his face was flushed.

Si Tu Lan Yu placed his hands in his pockets, sat on the chair and lazily said: "This Young Master is hungry, go to the kitchen and cook some noodles, you need to personally cook it."

"Yes, young master." Tang Xiao Meng also knew that he did not eat anything just now. It was just a bowl of noodles.

Thus, without even thinking about it, he directly agreed and turned around. Just as he took two steps, Si Tu Lan Yu's voice slowly sounded from behind him.

"Eggs have to be ripe, neither too ripe nor too old. As for the meat, you must cut it into pieces no more than three centimeters in size. The thickness must not exceed three millimeters. "The noodles have to be resilient, they can't be cooked too softly, and …"

"What else is there!?" Just how many demands do you have? " Tang Xiao Meng turned and said while gnashing his teeth.

Bastard Si Tu Lan Yu! Are you trying to make a man of your own making!? Who would eat noodles with so many harsh requirements and conditions!

Si Tu Lan Yu shrugged his shoulders and said with a harmless look: "No, I just wanted to say that. Also, remember to bring me a bottle of beverage along the way."

Tang Xiao Meng closed his eyes and took a deep breath, reminding himself to calm down, calm down, and calm down again!

When he opened his eyes, they had a standard smile on them at the same time as he nodded at Si Tu Lan Yu and smiled, "Okay, please wait a moment, it will be ready soon."

"Humph!" Isn't it just a bowl of noodles? I don't believe that I can't do it! " Tang Xiao Meng quickly walked down the stairs and went straight to the kitchen, where there were a few servants still busy, and when they saw Tang Xiao Meng, they were all surprised.

Tang Xiao Meng laughed dryly, "Um, Young Master Situ said he wants to eat noodles, can I ask where do you put the meat and eggs?"

Half an hour later...

Looking at the fragrant egg noodle soup in front of him, Tang Xiao Meng could not help but swallow his saliva.

"Hurry and send it to that young master pig-headed, stop his mouth!" Tang Xiao Meng carried his results and carefully walked upstairs. He didn't dare to walk too fast as he was afraid that he would lose face.

Si Tu Lan Yu was still muttering to himself as to why Tang Xiao Meng had not come back yet, when he smelled a fragrance from the other side. He did not know if it was because he was too hungry or because of something, but he could not help but mutter out loud: "It smells so good!"

"Young Master Situ, the noodles are ready." Tang Xiao Meng walked in and placed the bowl of noodles in front of Si Tu Lan Yu. He placed his hands in front of him with a smile on his face.

Si Tu Lan Yu originally wanted to start moving, but after poking his chopsticks in, a light flashed across his eyes, as he picked up a piece of meat and looked at Tang Xiao Meng: "Didn't This Young Master say that it needs three centimeters of size, and its thickness can't be more than three millimeters?"

"This... "When I was cutting, I measured it with my hand. It should be …"

"Should?" Si Tu Lan Yu laughed coldly, and suddenly took out a ruler from his back, and actually began to measure that piece of meat!

Tang Xiao Meng's eyeballs were practically going to fall out! What was going on? Did he not want to eat it until he had measured every piece?

"Tang Xiao Meng, it seems that you really aren't a qualified maid. Look, its length is 3.2 cm, and its thickness is 2.8 mm. Si Tu Lan Yu waved the ruler in his hand proudly, and said with a smile.

Tang Xiao Meng responded and replied softly, "Even if it's a little more than that, it should still be edible."

Unexpectedly, before Si Tu Lan Yu finished speaking, after he finished measuring the amount of meat, he used his chopsticks to poke the top part of the egg, and the craftiness in his eyes grew even more.

"Eggs are already too old. This Young Master said that you are a mature pig, what are you thinking? You didn't listen to This Young Master's orders? Or do you not want to? "