Young General, No Way to Escape

"Jingbai, what are you laughing at?" Ji Mu asked curiously.

Because she was standing at that angle, she just saw the back of Shao ran, so she couldn't see her expression clearly. Moreover, the voice of the two of them was very low just now, so she couldn't hear clearly.

Ji Jingbai looked at Shao Ran's warning eyes, raised eyebrows at her, and then said to Ji's mother: "nothing, it's just that Rana told me a joke just now. It's very funny. We held back and laughed."

Originally it was a pretext, but unexpectedly, Ji Mu was curious, and then asked: "joke? Let me listen to some jokes, too

Shao ran:

I don't know what kind of joke it is. It's Ji Jingbai's excuse.

But she can't say that. It's really embarrassing.

Once again, he turned his eyes to Ji Jingbai. This time, he did not dodge, but also gave her a frank answer: "I really can't help you, dear, believe in yourself, you can, and you must hold on."

At this moment, Shao ran feels that the MMP in his heart can become a song. When he has the opportunity, he must sing it to Ji Jingbai.

Not only to sing, but also to record, and then every day 24 hours in his ear loop play, so that he can feel his love for him, how deep!

Especially deep one!

With his teeth clenched, Shao ran can only figure out how to solve the problem.

Think again and again, suddenly come out of my mind when I brush microblog a few days ago to see a cold joke, it is really very funny.

We can't manage so much in the emergency of the river and lake.

So Shao ran cleared his throat and said, "it's the story of two little fish."

"The little fish asked the big fish and said," big fish, big fish, do you like it most

"Big fish said," I like to eat slow talking fish best. "

"So the little fish said," Oh, soy sauce. "

Shaoran took a careful look at them and said with some embarrassment, "well, my joke is over."

"Finished?" Ji Mu's expression is completely muddled. It's obvious that she didn't get the point of the joke.

And Ji Jingbai on one side understood that he was almost laughing crazy - mainly because Shao ran made him laugh.

Seeing that Ji Mu didn't understand, Shao ran bit his lip and explained to her again: "that is to say, the little fish was afraid that he would be eaten by the big fish if he spoke slowly, so he changed his speed and spoke in Taiwan dialect. Sometimes he could not swallow words, so he seemed to be faster. It's like "this way, it's like" soy sauce purple. "

"Ji's mother suddenly understood

But a new question comes up again: "but where's the point of the joke?"

She really didn't feel how funny, but the next to Ji Jingbai is a smile to smoke the past, which she has never seen.

"This..." Shao ran didn't know how to explain it for a while. Seeing Ji Jingbai still smiling, he couldn't help but get angry and snuffed him on his back.

In an instant, Ji Jingbai's laughter stopped, feeling that the next second can cry out.

There's no way. Shao Ran is the most ruthless when he pinches people. He holds a small piece of meat and turns it clockwise

That feeling, people who have not experienced it can't feel the sour taste.

Smile is already unable to laugh out, now Ji Jingbai is forced not to cry, otherwise, the scene will really fall into chaos.

After clearing his throat, he solemnly explained: "Mom, this is a cold joke that we usually like to see. It's different from ordinary jokes. You don't understand it because you don't often contact with each other. This is normal. It's OK. If you are interested, when you go back, let Rana find you more cold jokes. She usually reads more and can explain clearly. "

"Oh, well." Nodding, Ji Mu also did not refuse, "that's OK, then it will be hard and small ran."

Shao ran:

Why is there an extra task all of a sudden?

I've seen my father and mother, but my daughter-in-law is the first time I've seen her, and she's so righteous.

Shao ran suddenly felt that he was too light just now, so he should not be merciful and pinch his meat to feed the mice!

"Well Yes, I'll have a good look when I go back. In fact, many of them are very interesting. Ha ha ha... "

An awkward and polite laugh.

Ji Mu smiles and says nothing more. She beckons everyone to start climbing.

Because Ji Jingbai "framed" for a while, Shao Ran is full of grief and indignation in climbing the mountain. The speed is extremely rare, and his physical strength is always on-line. It is not like before that he wanted to stop and have a rest after two steps.Ji Jingbai, one step behind her, was very surprised at the way she walked in the mountains.

It's rare.

Ji Mu usually doesn't lack of exercise. In addition, she is only under 50 years old, so she has good physical strength. Although she walks slowly, she doesn't fall behind much.

But Ji Chenming can't keep up with him. After all, he is young, his legs are short, and his body is still weak.

In the middle of the journey, Ji Jingbai carried him on his back and continued to walk up the mountain.

"Dad," Ji Chenming whispered to his ear, "I will definitely do a good exercise in the future, and strive to go to the top of the mountain by myself."

"Well, I'm sure ANN can." Ji Jingbai's tone was full of confidence in him, "but now you don't have to be discouraged. After all, it's normal that you are young and can't keep up with your physical strength. You think, if you can stick to the top of the mountain, how shameless your mother will be. After all, you should remember what she did before climbing the mountain. "

Hearing this, Ji Chenming tried to think about it, and nodded his head forcefully: "well, remember."

In an instant, confidence came back.

Shao ran, who was walking in front of her, naturally didn't hear what the two of them said behind their backs. If she knew, she would be able to explode into a flaming dragon and burn them into black charcoal in minutes.

Walking, not long, the peak will gradually appear in front of everyone.

As the first member of the team to climb the top, Shao ran was very proud. Standing on the top of the mountain, feeling the breeze blowing his face, he felt the waves in his heart

He almost sang with excitement.