Young Miss is a Dissolute Exorcist

"Huh?" When the platypus saw this, its tears immediately began to flow wildly. Under its plump body, its two legs struggled non-stop: "Lord Hundred Ghost, save me, I've been captured by the exorcist!"

"Wait, a hundred ghosts?" Qingtian grabbed the platypus and asked, "You mean to say that the person who ordered you is called the Hundred Ghost? Is he also wearing a white cape and bones? "

The platypus opened its mouth wide as it looked at the two of them, then turned its head, "I'm not telling you, a mere human dares to call us Hundred Ghosts!"

"Huh?" The bags in their eyes drooped down instantly. There was really nothing worth mentioning in this situation. There was no need to ask if they had already admitted it!

"What's wrong now? How do I deal with this trash that is neither chicken nor duck? " Li Yun turned to look at the blue sky.

The platypus glared at Li Yun and scolded him angrily, "You're not a chicken nor a duck. You weak human, Lord Hundred Ghosts will definitely save me and squash all of you idiots!"

"Let's take advantage of the fact that it's daytime and go back first!" Qingtian was gliding towards the Exorcist Village with the platypus in one hand. Along the way, the platypus had not stopped talking and had annoyed Li Yun to death.

He reached for a piece of rope and tied up the flat mouth, leaving only the loudest moaning sound.

"What's wrong with this guy? Isn't he very strong at night?" "Why is it suddenly so weak now?" Li Yun felt that it was extremely strange. The blue sky thought about it and said, "I guess it's mostly because of the magic spell. We want to bring it back and make our plans."

Xiang Xue'er was decocting medicine in the courtyard. The thick smoke from the firewood made her unable to open her eyes as she muttered, "Ancient times are really troublesome. There's actually no natural gas! Cough, cough, cough!"

She walked in with the slightly muddled soup medicine. With a dark expression, she brought a bowl in front of Lian Chengxue and said, "Hey, it's time to eat the medicine!"

Lian Chengxue slowly opened his eyes and stared at her little face that was like a flowery cat. He took the medicine bowl and said, "Thank you, young lady. I've made you worry so much about this!"

"I'm your doctor, so you're welcome!" After Xiang Xue'er finished speaking, she smiled and said, "Also, don't call me Miss. Just like Qingtian and the others, just call me Xue'er!"

Lian Chengxue tilted his head up and drank it all in one gulp. Then, he said, "Thank you, Miss Xue'er!"

She was still in a dilemma when Blueblood and Li Yun returned. Xiang Xue'er raised her head, scaring the two people who had just entered the room. "Wow, what are you doing?"

"I'm finally back!" Xiang Xue'er threw the fan towards Li Yun gloomily. "I won't be able to do this job, you're more suitable. How about it, do you have any clues?"

"Of course there's a clue!" Qingtian slipped the platypus in his hand into the air, and Xiang Xue'er's eyes immediately lit up. "Wow, a duck! That's great! We're going to have meat tonight?"

"Meat?" When the platypus heard this, it was so scared that it began to flop around, "You guys actually want to eat me! Help, Lord Hundred Ghosts!"

Astonished, Xiang Xue'er poked its round little butt. "Haha, you can actually speak? "Qingtian never thought that you would still have the interest to raise a pet!"

"No, no!" Li Yun interrupted her quickly and whispered into Xiang Xue's ears, "This is the ghost we caught last night. I thought it was some kind of ferocious * ss but it's actually a paper tiger!"

Ah, so that's how it is? The little duckling dressed in the skin of a tiger and acting like a ghost, and a strange smile instantly appeared on Xiang Xue'er's face. "So you're a prisoner. Since that's the case, you must know many secrets. Speak, who are the people behind you?"

Xiang Xue'er pulled out her dagger from her ankle. With a smile that didn't reach her eyes, she pressed it against its neck. "Little duck, be honest. Be honest and lenient. Resist and be strict!"

The platypus stared at the dagger that was emitting a cold light. His body trembled as he started trembling. Then, he started shouting, "I …" I'm not going to tell you that my boss is Lord Hundred Ghost! "

"Oh, so it's Hundred Ghost!" Xiang Xue'er's eyes bulged out. It seemed that the idiot Duck's IQ wasn't high. She curled her lips and asked, "Let me ask you, where did you capture those exorcist masters?"

The platypus quickly shut its mouth and shook its head desperately. "I don't know, I won't tell you even if I die, you flat-chested woman!"

A flat-chested woman? The corner of her eye twitched violently. Li Yun and Blue Cloud, who were standing by the side, swallowed their saliva as they stared at the darkening face of Xiang Xue'er.

Li Yun moved a few steps to the side and pointed at the platypus. "Duck, you're dead meat!"

After a long while, she slowly stretched out a hand and lifted up its thin neck, using the dagger to press against its neck as she shook it back and forth. Her cold smile made it shiver, "It's been a long time since I've eaten a roast duck, I cut open the arteries in my neck and let out my blood, then I used hot water to burn it and plucked all its fur. Then I took out its innards and intestines and placed them on top of the oven at 1000 ℃.

Xiang Xue'er sneered as she spoke. Then she stuck out her tongue and licked her lips. The look on his face made it seem as if the duck in front of him had turned north. The Beijing Roasted Duck was so scared that it trembled and almost peed its pants.

She carried the platypus in her arms and walked towards the kitchen, scaring the duck so much that it went limp and began to sob loudly, "Ahhh, help me! I don't want to become a roasted duck!"

Lian Chengxue looked at Xiang Xue'er and the duck with surprise and asked, "You …" What are you doing? Where did the ducks come from? "

Xiang Xue'er turned her head and blinked her large eyes. "Aiya, I almost forgot, there's a patient at home. How about this, we won't roast it. Let's drink some old duck soup. It's very nourishing to add some radishes!"

"A stew?" Lian Chengxue looked at Xiang Xue with a puzzled expression. Smiling faintly, she carried the platypus into the kitchen, following closely behind Li Yun and Qingtian.

"She, she wouldn't really stew that guy, right?" Qing Tian stood at the door worriedly, stretching his neck and looking in the direction of the kitchen.

"Ha ha!" Li Yun grinned and nodded with a pout. "I think it'll be hard to escape death today. Who told this idiot to call her flat chested? This is a forbidden phrase, a forbidden sentence!"

"Ah, I see!" The blue sky nodded. Only Lian Chengxue was lying on the chuang, confused as he looked at the two of them and muttered to himself, "What are these?"

She stared at the kitchen knife on the chopping board, her eyes flashing with a cold light. The platypus was so scared that its two legs were trembling. This woman is so scary. She's not really going to eat me, is she?

"Little duckling, don't be afraid!" Xiang Xue'er smiled as she stroked its black feathers. Then, she slowly placed it on the ground and raised the dagger in her hand as she approached. "Come, come. Hurry and reach out your neck!"

Wow, wow, wow!" The platypus was trembling as it retreated. A black shadow was pressing down on its head. It leaned against the wall and turned around, ready to escape.

'Bang! 'a silver dagger was stabbed into its fart. Next to her. Its body was in an S shape. Luckily, it had dodged the attack quickly, or else it would have died. The black feather that was sticking up on its head instantly dropped to the ground. It cried out crazily and then decisively peed on its pants.

AHH!" The platypus grinned and cried miserably, "Devil, you are a devil woman!