Your Highness, where to escape

Shangguanlian cold tunnel:

"Shangguanxi, you like to say bad things. Why should I be like you? If you say that, look out for bad luck. You don't even know how you died. "

Shangguanxi gave her a cold glance and said:

"Since you are so afraid of death, don't talk like me. If you die for your country, why should you be afraid? Shangguanlian, you are a coward

"You, you, you - you're the dead one to show me!"

Shangguanlian points to Shangguanxi with her fingers. She is so angry that she shivers all over.

"I will when I have a chance."

Shangguanxi has no taboo, and his face is so light that his anger is not worth his life.

At this moment, Shangguanxi did not expect that her chance came so soon.

She almost died on this day.

Shangguanlian was speechless.

How can a person who is narrow-minded, has no overall situation, dirty thinking, no dream, moral degradation, three outlooks, no courtesy and integrity say anything powerful?

Strange to say, men don't appreciate such men, but men appreciate such women.

Probably because, such a woman, just to stimulate a man's desire to protect it?

Compared with the aggressive Shangguanxi, the aggrieved shangguanlian is much more lovely.

A lot of men like this.

Looking at the poor shangguanlian, Liang Yuzhu was very distressed.

He looked at Shangguan angrily and said:

"Shangguanxi, don't go too far! You don't have the ability to get the favor of your fourth highness, so you spread your anger on lian'er. What a shame

Shangguanxi sneered: "I don't want the favor of your highness! What does it have to do with who he loves? "

Liang Yuzhu's face was contemptuous and his eyes were full of sarcasm

"If you can't eat grapes, it's sour. The most important thing for women is to get the favor of men. Shangguanxi, no matter how good your grades are, what's the use? Can you be the number one? No matter how capable you are, can you still be Prime Minister? "

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha

The men burst into laughter.

At this time, they had no idea that Shangguanxi could decide who was the number one, although he could not win the top one. Although she can't be prime minister, she can help the king.

Of course, that's later.

At the moment, in the face of public ridicule, Shangguanxi, although a woman, but not inferiority, more no panic.

She looked at Liang Yuzhu faintly and said:

"I'm a woman. I really can't be number one, but are you a man, Liang Yuzhu? Can you take the number one exam? "

Liang Yuzhu raised his chin with pride and said:

"That's nature! How can you women surpass our men? "

Shangguan Xi Qingling's Apricot eyes slightly raised, light drift tunnel:

"Liang Yuzhu, when are you going to be the number one in the exam for me?"

The whole room was quiet.

After a short silence, Liang Yuzhu finally regained his mind and roared angrily

Is it so easy to test the number one scholar? Shangguanxi, what do you mean? Laugh at me for not being the number one? Even if you are a man, can test the champion, you will certainly not pass! What right do you have to laugh at me? "

Shangguanxi nodded and said:

"You're right. If I were a man, I might not be the number one. So Liang Yuzhu can't be the number one scholar. What's the difference between you and me? "

Liang Yuzhu said: "although I can't be the number one, at least the number one is a man."

Shangguanxi said with a smile: "what does this have to do with you? There are also men who are beggars. Is it difficult for them to be beggars? Do beggars have anything to do with you

Liang Yuzhu said: "in this world, men are superior to women. Do you have any objection?"

Shangguan Xi said: "men are superior to women. You have to kneel down when you see the Empress Dowager."

"You --"

Liang Yuzhu was too angry to say a word.

Shangguanxi said with a smile:

"Is shangguanlian a woman? But Liang Yuzhu, aren't you willing to be her licking dog? "

Liang Yuzhu was livid with anger.

He was about to retort, but he heard Shangguanxi say:

"Liang Yuzhu, no matter how much you lick it, who would like a dog?"

Unable to bear it, Liang Yuzhu roared:

"Shangguanxi, dare you call me a dog? Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death! "

Shangguanxi said, "can you beat me?"

Liang Yuzhu was so angry that he shivered all over. He picked up a bowl of fish soup on the table and threw it on Shangguanxi's head.

Shangguanxi dodges and pulls shangguanlian by the way.

The hot fish soup hit shangguanlian's head in an instant.

She was red with blood and in a mess.

"Shangguanxi, I'll fight with you!"

She can't care about her image any more and pours at Shangguanxi.

Shangguanxi quickly avoid, and then conveniently pull a Liang Yuzhu.

"Bang --"

Shangguanlian pours into Liang Yuzhu's arms.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Shangguanxi stood by and clapped happily

"Lovers will get married! How great I am! return with kindness! Liang Yuzhu, how can you thank me? Your highness is wearing a green hat

If it was in the past, shangguanhao would have come to her for trouble at this time, but today shangguanhao is the bridegroom, so she is very busy and has no time to meddle in her business.

Shangguanxi had a good time.

Liang Yumei said, "Shangguanxi, you've gone too far!"

Shangguanxi has clear eyes and a clear conscience.

She exclaimed:

"It's cheap to tease first! You came to trouble me first. Do I have to lie down and bear your sarcasm? Dream! You can't beat me, you can't beat me, and you want to help shangguanlian. It's ridiculous! "

Shangguanlian quickly evacuated from Liang Yuzhu's arms and bumped into Shangguanxi with a head of fish soup.

Shangguanxi avoids again.

Shangguanlian had an unstable harvest and fell to the ground heavily.

Shangguanxi was stunned.

Is shangguanlian really the heroine in the plot of this robbery?

How can it be so weak?

Is that right?

The voice of the story suddenly rings out:

"Xiao Xi, please don't doubt the plot."

Shangguanxi uses his ideas to communicate with the plot:

"It's not that I want to doubt. In fact, this lady is too weak, isn't she?"

Intelligence is low, combat effectiveness is low, and efforts are not yet made.

In the original plot, how did it become the final winner?

For what?

Shangguanxi couldn't figure it out.

Plot Ji: "female owners must be weak, strong are female partners, such as you."

Shangguan Xi refused: "don't you say that the strong is the king? How can the weak become the female leader instead? Does she want to counter attack later? Intelligence is higher than me, martial arts is better than me, and work harder than me? "

"No, no, you think too much."

The plot says:

"The weakness of the female leader runs from the beginning to the end. There is no counter attack, and there is no counter attack. The woman master must lie down and win. If she has to make a little effort, it's not the woman master. "

Shangguanxi was stunned.

What kind of bullshit is this?

Story Ji: "please don't question the story. It's a universal story. It's true all the time."

Shangguanxi: "no, I have studied history. History is not like this. Women without brains die very early."

Plot Ji: "Xiao Xixi, please allow me to remind you again: you are suffering. If everything is reasonable, the robbers will not have resentment in their hearts even if they are afraid of death, and they will not even be able to unite their souls. The story of the robbery must be unreasonable. If you are serious, you will lose. "

Seeing Shangguanxi, I feel thoughtful, and the plot says:

"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and all actions are illusory. Xiao Xixi, as a robber, if you can't understand this, how can you become an immortal? "

Shangguan Xiru suddenly realized it.

It's true that I'm too paranoid.

Yao originally hid in his yard and didn't want to come out. When she heard that lian'er was bullied by Shangguanxi, she rushed over.

When she arrived at the scene, shangguanlian had gone back to her yard to wash and change clothes. Yao glared at Shangguanxi fiercely and tried to slap her.

But in the end, he was kicked out by Shangguanxi.

Yao had suffered a lot of grievances. She just wanted to find no chance to vent her grievances. Now, Shangguanxi's kick provided her with a chance to make a big noise.

She sat down on the ground and cried out:

"Shangguanxi, you have no respect. You're a criminal! Come on! The rules of the family serve, the duty of the battle is fifty! "

Shangguanxi looked down at her and said coldly:

"What kind of elder are you, a concubine? Besides, I've left shangguanfu. You'd better keep it for shangguanlian. "

Just then, in Shangguanxi's divine consciousness, suddenly came the cry of the story:

"The big deal is not good!"