Your Majesty, Please Stop!

Chapter 191: Xiao Huang's Impressive Moment

"Mm, I have!"

Xin Zhuo glanced at him and said, "But it's not as unique as yours. Your brain is different!"

"Haha, really?" Jiang Yuguai jumped up and clapped his hands. "I've always thought highly of my own brain. My grandmother doesn't recognize it, the old lady has poor taste, but my elder brother understands me. Let's become sworn brothers, shall we?"

Sworn brothers...

Xin Zhuo suddenly remembered that Sun Guanfan. He didn't know where that grandson had run off to. He looked at Jiang Yuguai with an expectant gaze and asked, "Do you think it's necessary?"

"Um... maybe!" Jiang Yuguai sat down sulkily.

Suddenly, he noticed Xiao Huang sitting calmly next to Xin Zhuo. "Doesn't your elder brother have terrible taste in dogs? This little puppy is so ugly, it's unbearable to look at. You should get rid of it. I'll give you a few other dogs!"

Without waiting for Xiao Huang's disdainful gaze or Xin Zhuo's reaction, he clapped his hands.

Suddenly, four burly servants led four fierce dogs from a distance and tied them to a nearby pillar. Then, a maid brought a basin of pork elbows and placed it in the middle of the four dogs.

"These dogs of mine haven't eaten for three days. They can swallow a three-year-old child whole, but there's only one basin of meat, not enough to eat!"

Jiang Yuguai's face was filled with excitement as he anxiously rubbed his hands. "Elder brother, guess how they should divide it?"

Xin Zhuo thought seriously for a moment and hesitated before saying, "Should they fight over it? Have a brawl?"

"No!" Jiang Yuguai laughed heartily and waved his hand forcefully. "Release them!"

Upon hearing the command, the strong servants loosened the ropes, and the four fierce dogs pounced towards the basin of meat. However, as soon as they approached and looked at each other, they all stopped and bared their teeth, growling furiously, but none of them made a move towards the elbows.

"How about that? How about that?" Jiang Yuguai jumped up again, seeming quite accomplished.

A group of maids and servants nearby watched dryly, as if they were used to it.

The four daughters of Sai Qingzhu looked at each other, wondering if this was supposed to be fun. This second young master was truly outrageous.

Only Xin Zhuo watched carefully and smiled. "Please enlighten me, younger brother!"

Jiang Yuguai was pleased with himself. "These four fierce dogs of mine have only eaten meat since they were young, and they have professionals to prepare their tendons and bones. They are unmatched in ferocity. Even a few strong men are no match for them.

But they also know how fierce the other three dogs are, so even though there is a plump pork elbow right in front of them, they dare not act rashly, fearing that if they eat seriously, they will be attacked by the other dogs!

And so, the pork elbow remains undisturbed, and it has many other uses besides being eaten!"

As he spoke, his expression suddenly turned cold as he looked at Xin Zhuo. "Jiang Yuguai, can you break through my wooden barrier and the pork elbow? If you can't, don't you dare call me elder brother in the future!"

He changed his expression so suddenly, catching everyone off guard. It was in line with the abnormal style of the young masters of wealthy families.

The servants of the "Fengxing Courtyard" were startled, and they all knelt down with a thud.

The four daughters of Sai Qingzhu also had a slight change in their expressions.

An internal conflict among the legitimate sons of the Jiang family...

Xin Zhuo continued to smile and patted Jiang Yuguai's shoulder. "Breaking through it is as easy as taking something out of a bag! Kid, don't be too confident!"

"Don't talk big! You, a mountain bandit from a humble background, where do you get the face to lecture me?" Jiang Yuguai sneered, rolled up his sleeves, and gestured with his mouth. "Let's begin!"

Xin Zhuo nodded and said, "Xiao Huang!"

Xiao Huang, who was dozing off, opened his eyes and leisurely walked towards the four fierce dogs.

At this moment, he was only about a year old, a pure countryside dog. He was ugly and small compared to the four fierce dogs, like a pitiful little creature.

Jiang Yuguai frowned. "Are you crazy? If this little puppy of yours gets eaten, don't blame..."

He couldn't finish his sentence. As soon as the four huge fierce dogs saw Xiao Huang and were about to pounce on him, their ferocious expressions disappeared the moment they saw him clearly. They slowly backed away, even showing signs of fear.

"This..." Jiang Yuguai couldn't help but widen his eyes in astonishment.

Even stranger things happened next.

Xiao Huang let out a strange howl, and the four fierce dogs dared not retreat any further. They all crouched on the ground, showing a submissive posture.

This scene was too bizarre. Not only Jiang Yuguai, but also the servants and the four daughters of Sai Qingzhu were all bewildered.

Xiao Huang had already reached the basin of pork elbows and was leisurely eating. It was incredibly delicious, and in less than half an incense stick's worth of time, he had finished it all, his belly bulging even more, making him look even uglier.

Turning around, he leisurely walked back.

Xin Zhuo chuckled and said, "Northeast, one zhang two, target!"

Little Huang blinked his eyes, perked up his ears, lifted his hind legs, and urinated in a Thomas-shaped spiral, with strong and bright urine heading straight for the one zhang two target on the "wood pile."

"Boom!"

The several zhang high "wood pile" lost its balance and collapsed with a loud crash, scattering all over the ground.

Only then did Little Huang humanely shake his waist and run to his owner, raising his head and revealing a smug smile.

Jiang Yugui was completely dumbfounded and stared at Little Huang for a long time before saying, "Impossible! What kind of dog are you? Have you become enlightened?"

Xin Zhuo patted his shoulder again and said, "Don't worry about what kind of dog it is. A useful dog is a good dog. Your tricks may seem impressive, but if you put your heart into it, they can be easily broken. You still need to work hard, young man!"

He turned around and left with his maidservant.

Jiang Yugui stood there in a daze, and no one in the courtyard dared to make a sound.

...

Back at the "Fengwei Courtyard," Lanxian Pavilion.

Xin Zhuo signaled for Hongshu to grind ink and Shanyao to prepare paper.

Sai Qingzhu stood by, wanting to speak but hesitating. Xin Zhuo picked up a wolf hair brush, dipped it in ink, and asked, "What do you want to say?"

Sai Qingzhu bowed and said, "This servant suddenly feels that this young master seems to be doing more than just playing games. He is humiliating the crown prince or..."

"Pretending to be foolish and playing clever! Being a bit too clever!"

Xin Zhuo waved his brush and wrote a line:

"The way of heaven is to take from those who have too much and give to those who have too little. The way of man is to take from those who have too little and give to those who have too much!"

He blew on it and handed it to Xiongzhang, saying, "Here, it's for you!"

Xiongzhang blinked his eyes and stared at the words on it.

Sai Qingzhu, Shanyao, and Hongshu also stared intently.

They came from respectable backgrounds and had been carefully cultivated by the Jiang family for over ten years. Their knowledge was not weak, so they naturally understood the meaning behind these two sentences.

Sai Qingzhu looked at Xin Zhuo in surprise and said, "Does the crown prince also understand the Tao Te Ching?"

Now it was Xin Zhuo's turn to be surprised. "Have you heard of the Tao Te Ching?"

Sai Qingzhu said, "This is a scripture that was circulated by the Qiu Feng Academy at the beginning of the year. The entire capital city knows about it!"

"Qiu Feng Academy! Mr. Dongfang! Great Buddha Temple! Abbess Mieling! Heavy snow..."

Xin Zhuo sat cross-legged behind the desk, stretched lazily, and thought that the old lady must have already known about Mr. Dongfang and Abbess Mieling damaging his meridians. There seemed to be no action yet. Was it too soon? Or had they already secretly made a move, or were they waiting for him to make a move?

After pondering for a while, he picked up his brush and continued writing. This time, he wrote quite a bit and made several corrections in the middle. Finally, he folded it neatly and handed it to Sai Qingzhu, saying, "Find an envelope and send it to Nanli. Address it to Princess Su Miaojin!"

"Yes!" Sai Qingzhu took it and hurriedly left.

"Prince, don't you want to spend the night together tonight?"

Xiongzhang, who was standing by, carefully collected the writing and casually asked, his pointed ears perking up.

Shanyao and Hongshu immediately focused on their own tasks.

Xin Zhuo put his foot on Little Huang and said, "With him here, it's enough!"

Xiongzhang: "..."

Xin Zhuo thought for a moment and said, "Let's go out for a stroll tomorrow! Xiongzhang, come with me!"

Xiongzhang was stunned for a moment, then immediately became excited. It had been over ten years since he had left the house and he didn't know what the outside world looked like anymore.

...

The next morning.

Xin Zhuo deliberately dressed up with the help of Shanyao. Even Xiongzhang changed into men's clothing. Just as they were about to leave, Jiang Yugui rushed in excitedly and said, "Brother! Let's go! I'll take you to Xingyun Tower for some fun!"

He called him "brother" very affectionately, as if he had forgotten about yesterday's incident.

Xin Zhuo looked at him in surprise and asked, "Is Xingyun Tower fun?"

Jiang Yugui said mysteriously, "It's fun! There's a new courtesan there who is said to be very beautiful and seductive!"

"Well... reluctantly, let's go take a look!"

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