Your Mother’s Right There

Back in the hall, I didn't find Gu Xingzhi, but I had a meeting with Gu Xueqi. She seemed more tragic than me, with tears on her cheeks and red cheeks. I smiled indifferently, and she slapped me to cover my mouth:

"Laughing at your sister."

"What's the matter with you?" I asked: "I just called to cross the loess high slope? Why do you look like you have trachoma and bring back two groups of happy plateau red?"

She said quietly: "Just my husband just broke the house, I want to sue him ..."

"Why is there a sudden domestic violence?"

"Lin Weiyuan said that the two tigers must have been my bad idea."

Oops, President Lin's vision is really sharp. I glanced at Lin Weiyuan, who was speaking on the stage. His skin was white and white, his suit was leather, his pair of frameless eyes and his phoenix eyes were narrow and long. I was very emotional, and bluntly said to Gu Xueqi: "It turns out that your man is really ghost glasses."

"Eh? Ghost animal glasses?" Gu Xueqi withdrew his sorrowful face like a mourning exam: "Your setting is very emotional, reminding me of a beloved comic that I love so much, and suddenly I'm not so angry."

The rot woman's self-healing ability is really strong, I don't plan to follow Gu Xueqi's words, and I don't want to explore the field of Danmei more deeply-I don't understand the rot woman's inner world. Finding a man does not Will he use cucumbers or his cucumbers are only willing to touch other little chrysanthemums? Is it so happy?

"You have Gu Xingzhi's coat?" Gu Xueqi suddenly noticed my dress.

"Ok."

All the energy she had just recovered faded again, and this sorrowful beat the table: "The one in my house is as cold as winter to me, but the one in your house is as warm as spring. The same men, why are they so different?"

Gu Xueqi asked this question. I glanced at the clothes hanging on my body. I suddenly felt that Gu Xingzhi was really considerate. I think he might be like the unanimous setting of all the four elder brothers in the fictional novels. Is there a fiery heart under the indifferent appearance? As a former party of the Four Lords, although I was just recently hurt by the nostrils of the toilet seat in Ma's "Masterpiece" "Zi Gong", but now it feels good to be substituted in Gu Xingzhe, I think happily happily Laughing, and then I received a "Dear Action" text message, which really blinded my dog's eyes at once--

"Come to me after the party, I am upstairs, room number 5014."

... At this moment, I just felt that my internal organs and organs would explode, and a mushroom cloud rose from the depths of my large intestine (evil ~ = Dish =).

Damn it! At this moment, there is nothing better than this word to describe my trembling nerves. It is estimated that I looked wrong. Gu Xueqi came over and saw my text message, and it also came out.

"It's too fast." I closed my phone and stated calmly, but this was just an appearance. A careful person should be able to see my lips trembling. I was too nervous, too fucking. Right! The house is about to open! The old lady hasn't done psychological construction yet! How can the body structure detection program be launched on the spot!

Gu Xueqi didn't encourage me like before, and only said, "Xue Jin, please consider it carefully. You have only known each other for a few days?"

"Well, I won't go!" I think it's a matter of course. You can't come if you want to. Let me do this suddenly. I really don't have the patience.

So, I returned ten words and politely refused: I do n’t feel much today, and I am definitely not passionate.

Gu Xingzhi burned the blood that had flown to my head with a word: Come up, I will only say once.

"What should I do," I pointed Gu Xueqi seriously at the screen of the phone, "Look, it's all tough."

Gu Xueqi sprayed again, and then groaned, "Why don't I go and ask Wei Yuan, what is Gu Xingzhi's staying power, you have a mental preparation."

"Poof!" It was my turn to spit out this time: "Gu Guhu you are enough! Do you still think that the domestic violence you suffered is not enough? You M!"

"Why don't you take a look," Gu Xueqi took out an exquisite little Swiss army knife from the bag: "If he can't wait so much, you can't resist, just hit the back of his head with the handle, vigorously, until the dizzy , But do n’t get a real sword. "

"..." I took the sword as sacredly and respectfully as the Sino-British Hong Kong sovereign handover ceremony: "Why do you carry such a powerful weapon with me? I thought I was wearing it to the western United States in a flash."

She squeezed her curly hair: "No way, it's too beautiful, afraid of being sexually harassed by a pervert, whether he is in the tramway or the alley, holding a murder weapon in his hand, and cutting him if necessary."

"Gu Xueqi."

"Ok?"

"It's really not a good way to die because of your nausea. I would rather be killed by Gu Xingzhi."

"..."

"I went."

"Take care."

"Do not shut down your phone, keep in touch."

"Well, if you really want to do it, just do it."

"... I really went!"

"Come back and discuss the size, size, duration, etc."

"... It must all be double your man!"

"Are you really going to do? Gu Xingzhi may cry tomorrow morning."

"Want me to use your own knife on you?"

"Okay, I wo n’t say it, go back quickly, do n’t really go back!"

Under Gu Xueqi's enthusiastic gaze, I stepped up the elevator to the fifth floor, and since then stepped on the road of no return where the old woman might be broken (river crab). My mood at the moment is extremely complicated, I think, it should be ... A comforting / comfort woman is about to be trapped and finds out that it was the one who had rescued herself from the depths of the water many times and secretly promised him Japanese military officer (Mom's sentence is really long) ... Such a **** and contradictory state of mind.

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The elevator doors slowly opened, and I tightened my suit and ran towards 5014.

After that, I found out that this is a big ... luxury suite. It seems that today it is very likely to carry out a large-scale exercise. I calmed my mind, took a deep breath, and knocked twice.

The door opened quickly. It was a young man I didn't know, but he was extremely handsome and charming, with long eyes and a typical lips of a classic man. My mind flashed countless explosive thoughts in the blink of an eye-God, is it 3PPPP? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? But if you really talk to the guy in front of you and Gu Xingzhi, it's really pretty good ... good fart! No matter how good the opponent is, it cannot be your reason for depravity!

The beautiful man said: "Ms. Xue?"

"Well," my palm began to sweat: "Yes."

"Come in," he gave way to a gentleman. He spoke as politely and alienated as Gu Xingzhi: "Everyone is waiting for you."

everyone? More than three? I felt soft for a while, so I had to tighten the Swiss army knife hidden in my sleeve, and I followed behind the man with awe.

As I walked in, a girl's hearty laughter came more and more, and finally the man stopped, and I stopped.

In front of me, there was a circle of young men and women sitting on the floor, under which was fluffy white carpet, everyone was chatting and playing cards like friends, and coffee and fruit salad were on the floor beside them. Pay attention to the ceremony. This scene is really too pure and too fresh, no matter how rogue in my heart-I can't continue to associate in the direction of group P, and I don't know what to do. Gu Xingzhi was also inside. He raised his black-and-white eyes and looked at me. The passerby, who was confused about the situation-I had to wave him a little and said "Hi".

Sitting next to him was a beautiful girl, probably in her twenties. She also looked at it, and "Hahaha" smiled happily. She turned her head to ask Gu Xingzhi:

"Gu, this is Xue Jin? Your girlfriend?"

Gu Xingzhi murmured softly.

For a while, a variety of polite names such as "Sister-in-law" and "Sister-in-law" sounded in small areas, as well as all kinds of "Oh, the boy is good", "Beautiful little Gu is very boring, just follow me."

These are all floating clouds. I care more about the girl ’s familiar name of Gu Xingzhi, which makes me a little unhappy. I looked closely at the girl ’s face, which was not too beautiful, but the face The smile embellishes her shiny, and I always feel a lot of stress in front of the young beautiful girl, but I ca n’t feel inferiority and frustration because of it. I have to turn stress into motivation. I walked over and sat down on them. The narrow gap in the middle, and squeeze the hips to quickly squeeze the girl further away.

I have to say that when I had n’t bought a car before, I used the bus to go to work, and the squeeze hips skill was from that time to seize the seat to practice. After three years of exercise, my skill has evolved into a bus. God of War, regardless of whether the owner of the buttocks is a sturdy aunt or a fat pig girl, the comers are not afraid and are desperate.

Because my movements are not large, everyone talked and laughed, and did not pay much attention to this side. The girl who was squeezed out of the blanket by me almost didn't get angry when I saw it, and smiled at me with her **** eyes.

This harmless smile instantly reminded me of some posts of "The Best Pseudo White Rabbit Around August 18" in the Tianya Bagua Entertainment section. I sincerely feel sorry for having to guard against such people, neglecting friends and family Fall apart, the love in the chatter is gone!

I was thinking about it in pain, the girl pinched the cantaloupe in the fruit tray beside her and put it in her mouth, suddenly shouting to me:

"Xue Jin, your buttocks are so powerful, you will definitely give Gu Xing a son in the future!"

puff! A circle of people sprayed.

I secretly burst into tears. I obviously overestimated the goods. What a fake white rabbit is completely a natural dumb. I swept the light with Yu Guang and looked at his behavior. His face was as dark and dark as I expected.

The situation is not good. I waved my hands and said, "This is not the case. Scientifically speaking, the birth of boys and girls is determined by the XY chromosome. I will always provide X, so the decision is entirely on the man! "

puff! Everyone turned into a pea shooter again and surrounded Gu Xingzhi this black-faced zombie. The black-faced zombie said coldly to me:

"Is high school biology knowledge good?"

I decided not to speak.

It is estimated that Gu Xingzhi also felt that the atmosphere was stiff and strange, and he said, "You also introduce yourself to Xue Jin."

A Bai Jing man wearing glasses said, "I am a roommate of this kid's university, surnamed Zhang."

"Me too, my surname is Sun." The man beside the glasses said.

...

I reported all of them with a smile and nodded and used the energy of memorizing the CET-4 words in college to memorize all their names in my heart to prevent them from appearing below. After a round of introductions, I finally came to the beautiful man who opened the door for me. He only introduced himself while cutting apples: "I am a teacher at Gu Xingzhi University, my name is Su Xin." The cut apple was handed to the natural dumb girl, her eyes soft and watery: "This is my wife, Qi Yue."

I am glass hearted! I was just half a bright and half sad and obsessed with this girl. Maybe she was thinking of my man in Xiao. As a result, this would actually give me a super reversal. The reality tells me that people do n’t even bother to disdain it, okay! People already have a handsome and shocking husband, and they are still teachers of Gu Xingzhi! I glanced at the silent Gu Xingzhi beside me. Forget it, let me think that his blueness is better than blue to comfort my hurt heart.

I put a harmonious smile on my face and listened to their gossip. Most of them were college dogs. I found that the chance of getting into it was really small. I complained a little: "It seems that today is a nostalgic and tender party for your college era. what."

"What kind of nostalgic and warm-hearted little party in the university," said Qi Tianran, vaguely gnawed at the apple: "Today is Gu Xingzhi's birthday."

"birthday?"

"Well, you are his girlfriend, don't you know?" She opened her eyes wide.

"Oh," how could I know that we had only known each other for two days, and I hurriedly plucked the hair on my cheek to cover up unnaturally: "Probably the company is too busy recently to forget it."

Oh, why such a dog-blooded romance and lines will appear at this moment, because a reminder of an insignificant supporting role, the forgetful female pig's feet only know that today is Nanzhu's birthday, when the female pig's feet are aware of it, male The Lord has already left the seat abruptly, the female pig's feet chased out and sorry again and again, the male master said paralyzed, what about the birthday present? The female pig's feet are careful, no, but I will give you what you want. The cold male hero suddenly smiled wildly like the evil spirit of Zhongxie, and I want you! When he finished lifting the chin of the heroine, the wolf kissed it, and then quickly opened the front door of the house, closed the back door, pulled the curtains, and let the horses fight quickly. From then on, the red dust was riding until dawn ...

I thought about it all the time and found out that although this series of scenes is a bit thrilling, it is still very feasible, and the chance of it happening is probably more than 50%. I started to reshape the faint expectation that I was strangled by the soy sauce party before me. However, what happened later tells me to see the reality, it will always run counter to ideals!