Your Teacher I, am Hella Rich

"Xia Ke Xing" has a new adventure system.

Just updated in the morning, Ji Xiaoli and Xiaocha Xiaosu have finished their daily tasks and plan to test the new adventure system.

[Teacher stands up and salutes: I saw the world in the morning and said that there might be an adventure next to the tea house in Xiliang City. Let's go, let's go and see. 】

The two immediately went to the tea house.

The adventure system, since it is an adventure, whether it triggers or not triggers depends on fate.

Walking on the street may suddenly trigger adventures, and building equipment may also trigger adventures. After completing the adventure, you will get extra silver, gems, and possibly special titles.

In the morning, someone in the world said that when he went to a teahouse for a task, he triggered an adventure. Ji Xiaoli is full of confidence and is ready to trigger the adventure. However, he and his apprentice made a full ten laps around the teahouse.

[Teacher stands up to salute: ...]

[Milk Tea Crisp: ...]

[Teacher stands by: This is unscientific! Many people say that the adventure is triggered here. This is the best adventure to trigger! 】

[Milk Tea Crisp: Try again. 】

Ji Xiaoli looked at his apprentice and suddenly thought: [I rely on it, I forgot to be a teacher, you are an African! 】

[Milk tea cakes :? ? ? 】

[Looking for adventures with Africans like you, you have been wronged for being an Asian as a teacher! 】

[……]

It was really the worst decision he ever made in his life!

Ji Xiaoli certainly did not dare to provoke his apprentices. His apprentice is terrible. K is so fierce. When the apprentice is unhappy, he can kill him if he becomes popular. Ji Xiaoli comforted: "It's all right, although you are wrong, but it's good for the teacher, and you can't abandon you. Come on, let's wander around again. 】

[Milk tea cakes: Hehe. 】

Looking at the word "hehe" on the screen, Ji Xiaoli shrank his neck. He was right. If the apprentice is not wrong, why should he spend money to buy an account?

Although Ji Xiaoli couldn't draw it himself, the apprentice couldn't draw it, he was wrong!

The good master and his cold apprentice wandered around the world of Xia Ke Xing. They wandered from Xiliang City to Zanwang Peak, and then from Wudang to Emei. Not to mention triggering an adventure, not even the hair of the adventure. Ji Xiaoli was so distraught that he began to think about how bad his apprentice was, and he never thought he was not a European.

When the two came to Jingjing City, passing by a bun shop, they suddenly triggered an adventure.

Ji Xiaoli overjoyed: "A strange encounter! !! !! 】

There is no fluctuation in the heart of milk tea: [Well, strange encounter. 】

Ji Xiaoli looked excitedly at this adventure mission.

[A strange encounter: Find the missing socks of Auntie Gongsun]

[Mission content: When Aunt Gongsun got up in the morning to dance the sword, she was too lively, and flew off her socks. Ask the player to help her find it. 】

[Hint: Auntie Gongsun remembers that she was the socks that Miao Chuntang lost while dancing. Maybe the socks were dropped in the river? Or the roof? 】

Master and apprentice: "..."

Who wants to find socks for my aunt!

Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, and he was like the emperor Xun Longxiang.

Come like thunder and thunder, just like Jiang Haining.

Ji Xiaoli looked at the fierce aunt with a fat face and a fleshy face. Before he had linked this fierce woman to the first dancer in Du Fu ’s poem, he saw Auntie Gongsun with hands on hips and scolded: [What to see, not to see Ever been a beauty! Don't hurry to find socks for me. If you can't find the socks, give me the sword dance for the emperor at night? Hum, I'm afraid of you, so big it is to find socks, my maid will show you a dance for free. 】

[Teacher stands up to salute: ...]

[Milk tea cake: Don't help her find it. 】

Disciple, you have changed!

You are no longer that innocent apprentice!

Although Ji Xiaoli didn't want to watch the hot-eyed grandson aunt dancing swords, but this was his first adventure mission with his apprentice.

Ji Xiaoli gritted his teeth: [Done! 】

The two came to Miaochuntang and were surrounded by old grandma and famous prostitutes as soon as they entered the door. Wherever Ji Xiaoli went, the beauties followed, waving a shampoo and shouting "Uncle". Xiaocha Xiaosu is not so lucky. The old lady has followed her in color, warning her to stop running when she enters Miaochuntang.

After looking for ten minutes in Miaochuntang, Ji Xiaoli finally found a piece of dark fabric like a sock in the grass.

[Apprentice, come on, I seem to find it! 】

The milk tea pastry immediately passed, and before the female Emei approached, she suddenly waved Bai Lian and wrapped her arms around Ji Xiaoli.

Ji Xiaoli froze.

A green figure emerged from above his head, and milk tea crisps were adding blood to him.

Ji Xiaoli just found out: "Well, why have I been bleeding! 】

[Props: Gongsun's socks (one)]

[Function: It is extremely stink. Picking it up will produce a poisoning effect, and it will drop blood 1 every second. Throwing off the socks will not cause blood loss, but the socks will disappear to random locations. 】

Ji Xiaoli said in horror: "What the **** do you do, percentage blood loss, no matter how much you give me milk! 】

What else can I do?

Milk tea Xiaosu calmly made a judgment. While adding blood to Ji Xiaoli, he quickly found socks around.

Three minutes later, Xiaocha Xiaosu found a second sock. Without further ado, the two went to Baozipu to find Gongsun's mother while taking drugs. After trading the socks to the other party, Aunt Gongsun shyly covered her face: [Oh, this is really a slave's socks. 】

Ji Xiaoli and Milk Tea Crisp didn't want to stay any more, but the adventure reward did not come out.

[System] Aunt Gongsun: The slave family never scams. Since you found my socks, I will dance for you.

[Teacher stands up to salute: ...]

[Milk Tea Crisp: ...]

Aunt Gongsun put on her socks, she stood up, and her eyes were dazzling. She looked up at the sky and sighed angrily.

"Sword comes!"

A blue frost sword fell from the sky and was held by a slender hand like a jade.

Suddenly, Ji Xiaoli heard a buzzing sword, and the surrounding scene changed. The two came to a dark space. The bright moon hangs like a silver plate. A glamorous woman dressed in a gold-red beard, holding a sword, dancing to the moon. She made a sword like lightning, and closed her sword like a dragon's yin. Zijin Cuiguan hangs a few tassels slightly on the white and full forehead.

She sang as she danced the sword.

"In the past, there was a beautiful lady, Gongsun, who moved the sword in all directions."

"The viewer is as frustrated as the mountains and the earth for so long ..."

Ji Xiaoli looked at the beauty and the sword on the screen in shock, and when the sword was finished dancing, Aunt Gongsun stabbed into the moon. Mingyue was crushed, Ji Xiaoli and Xiaocha Xiaoshu returned to the vocal city of Jingjing. A fat aunt was wearing black socks, carrying a long sword made of wood, digging for booger and walking away.

No one can see that this figure was once a beauty that alarmed Chang'an.

[System] In the past, there was a beautiful lady, Gongsun, who moved the sword in all directions. Players "teachers stand saluting" and "milk tea cookies" complete the adventure "find the missing socks of Gongsun Auntie" and get the special title "One Sword".

Ji Xiaoli's mailbox was exploded instantly.

[Boss, where did you trigger this adventure? 】

[Where is Aunt Gongsun? 】

Ji Xiaoli quickly closed the stranger's private message.

[Teacher stands up salute: disciple, we are red ...]

[Milk Tea Crisp: I've been red for a long time, Master, now you are also red. 】

One morning, many players triggered the adventure, but Ji Xiaoli was the first special title adventure.

Ji Xiaoli is also very aggressive: [Many people ask me how to trigger the adventure, where do I know. I feel like we just walked around and suddenly triggered. 】

Xiaocha Xiaosu didn't speak, as if thinking about something.

Ji Xiaoli said with emotion: [Aunt Gongsun was so beautiful when she was young. I knew that she was so beautiful in dancing, and I played games on my computer. The screen on my phone is so small that I can't see it at all, I haven't recorded it yet. By the way, have you recorded the screen? 】

Milk tea cakes: [I don't know. 】

Ji Xiaoli froze: "What? 】 Do you have any idea about recording?

【It's nothing. 】

They searched for a while and did not trigger a new adventure.

Mother Ji knocked at the door: "I'm eating."

Ji Xiaoli planned to hang up, and Xiaocha Xiaosu also said: [I also hang for a while. 】

The teacher and apprentice meditated and hung on the snow-covered Secluded Peak. Ji Xiaoli ate the big lobster with great joy, and as soon as he returned to the computer, he saw that the blue swordsman and the white emei fell into the snow miserably, and his body was half buried by the heavy snow.

Ji Xiaoli was shocked and opened her mailbox.

[System] You have been killed by the player with "wet hands".

Ji Xiaoli was half angry. Killed on-hook, which is 100 times more angry than the killing of him! Ji Xiaoli added "One Hand is Wet" to the list of enemies. He was about to return to live, and saw a blood-red name passing by in front of the screen, killing Wudang, a newcomer sitting on the hook.

It's so wet! !! !!

Upstart Ji Xiaoli did not hesitate to spend five dollars to resurrect in situ, drew his sword and hacked at the killing Youquan Assassin. With a wet hand, he did not expect that the dead on the ground would still lie to the corpse. He was cut by one-third of Ji Xiaoli's blood and immediately invisible. Ji Xiaoli was furious and quickly found someone. Youquan Assassin appeared from behind him.

Huashan swordsman and Youquan assassin fought on the snow.

One minute later, Ji Xiaoli fell to the ground, and she was so wet that she still had a quarter of her blood.

I took a bottle of medicine with a wet hand and made two rounds around Ji Xiaoli's body.

[Current] Wet hands: I was scared to death.

A wet hand, a martial art Youquan, 145, repaired to 1w2.

The teacher stood up saluting, the martial arts Huashan, grade 132, repaired to 1w4.

Although Youquan restrained Huashan, Ji Xiaoli was much wetter than a hand, and it was 2,000 repairs, and she died very simply. With a wet hand and a kick on Ji Xiaoli's face, he said: "Rich vegetables, do you have to resurrect and fight with me? 】

Ji Xiaoli had just prepared to eat and turned Dan to resurrect in situ. When he saw this, he stopped.

At this time, the system announcement lights up on the screen.

[System] In the past, there was a beautiful lady, Gongsun, who moved the sword in all directions. Players "Vietnamese Harmony", "Protect Our Meat Bun", "I'm Meat Bun", "Poor Monk's Discipline" complete the adventure "find the missing socks of Gongsun Auntie" and get the special title "One Sword". .

Ji Xiaoli was shocked.

The cold snowflakes fell on his face, not far from the stiff body of the little apprentice, and the stench of hate on his face. The special title of the two people and apprentice is no longer the only one. The one who won the title is Yue Jianchun and the great enemy.

Suddenly, Ji Xiaoli felt very weak. His skills were still the same, and his apprentice had taught them for so long. If the tea with milk is crispy with his number and one hand, it will definitely be wet with one hand.

Ji Xiaoli arrogantly gave up and lost his revenge.

At this moment, I saw that not far away, Emei in white stood up from the ground, and the colorful glazed light shone on her whole body—the special effect of the resurrection in situ.

A Bai Lian suddenly flew up and tied the arm of Youquan Assassin.

[Current] Milk Tea Crisp: You step on my master's face.

Ji Xiaoli's heart seemed to be grasped hard by a huge hand. He looked at Emei in white, his blood was boiling. He was not resurrected, so he shouted: "Abright, this **** has killed your master twice! !! !! 】

[Current] Milk Tea Crisp: ... twice?

Ji Xiaoli: "..."

Well, I didn't even admit that the second time was Zhengda Guangming single-handedly killed.

[Current] Teacher salutes: He killed us anyway when we hung up, and he killed me twice!

[Current] Milk Tea Crisp: Oh, then he will die.