You’re Beautiful When You Smile

On the big screen, the promotional video of this year’s S series world competition finals started to play. Since the finals was between two teams from LPL and LCS, the video had been remixed with scenes of the two teams together in a mashup-- --

The very last scene showed Tong Yao looking up in darkness with a beam of sunlight on her, then the same sunlight shone through layers of fog where G4’s mid walked out of the fog, waving his hand to disperse all the fog!

With a loud bang, the logo of the developer of League of Legends, Riot Games, displayed at the center of the screen. The screen became dark and the audience started howling passionately……

The familiar background music could be heard now and the moment where everyone was looking forward to had arrived-- --

The trash talk section before the game.

[TOP group]

G4, Abb: I’ll use my ability to prove who’s the first top. Without any doubt, I’ll crush him-- --Just like how we crushed their two brotherly teams.

ZGDX, Cat: To be honest, I think, at this point, it’s obvious who’s the first top…… Is there any top champion that I, Old Cat, doesn’t know how to play?

There’s none.

Being a blue collar is just one of my disguises. There's an old Chinese saying which could be used in reverse-- --A fine interior beneath a rotten exterior…...You know what that means? A dog that doesn’t bark, bites. The dogs that bark all the time are all Chihuahuas.

……

[JUG group]

G4, Tom: It would be like a deer cub meeting a lion for K to meet me, there’s no chance for him to win at all-- --I know about LPL’s junglers; they get cold feet whenever there’s a direct confrontation.

A region that likes to pick a fight? What a joke.

ZGDX, K: So noisy, the LPL will laugh at you. Don’t look down, your “nooby” hat will fall.

……

On the stage, Tong Yao looked at the top and jungler of her team with the headphones in her hand: “You two really learned from Little Fatty. Have you used all that time on the airplane to think about how to trash talk?”

Old Cat: “I just improvised. I’m a cultured person after all.”

Little Fatty: “Don’t believe him. He wrote a lot of drafts and even let the staff vote on those.”

Tong Yao: “......”

[MID group]

ZGDX, Smiling (raising her hands high up): There’s no trash talk. Hooray for the king, hooray for Gao Xuecheng, hooray for the LPL!

G4, Gogone (smiling sweetly): The other side’s mid is really cute.

……

Lu Sicheng: “Are you two idiots?”

Little Fatty: “Can’t you two at least find something decent to say? The flame started by Old Cat and Old K has been extinguished by you two with your hoorays for friendship?”

Old K: “Really stupid.”

Old Cat: “It’s like a cult. Has Gao Xuecheng paid you for the promotion? You’ve been promoting him from the beginning of the world competition all the way till the end……”

[SUP group]

G4, Bigleg: I’ve heard that the other side’s support is really good at talking trash. I would like to hear him……

ZGDX, Pang: I’ve seen G4’s play. The map awareness and the ward placing of the other side’s support are, tsk, tsk, even worse than that Columbus who claimed that he arrived in India while standing in America.

G4, Bigleg: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I give up. He’s really good at trash talk!

Tong Yao: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, he gave up, hahahahahahahahahaha!”

Lu Sicheng: “The breaking up of international friendship begins when Little Fatty starts talking.”