You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"Oh, the eldest brother is unhappy, then bring it here, I'll give it apples to eat, and it will be happy."

Xiao Kaixin said in a childish voice.

"I'm not happy either."

"Uncle Monkey, why are you unhappy?"

Xiao Kaixin looked at Chen Yuan seriously, her eyes were wide open, and she looked so cute that people couldn't help but want to pinch her little face.

"Being called Uncle Monkey, do you think I can be happy?"

"...Then I'll call you uncle."

Xiao Kaixin rolled her eyes and said seriously.

"Oh, why call me uncle? It's so strange. Just call me uncle-in-law. I'll buy you candy later."

"..."Gu Hongti.

Ouch~~

As soon as Chen Yuan finished speaking, she felt pain in her waist. This little girl looked so quiet, but when she pinched people, why did it hurt so much?

"I'll pinch you to death if you talk nonsense."

Gu Hongti pouted her little mouth, like a little pufferfish, and looked extremely cute.

This made Chen Yuan unable to bear it, and he couldn't help but pinch her cheek.

You pinch my waist, I pinch your cheek, this is not too much!

Puff!

Gu Hongti's face was pinched, and a mouthful of salt water sprayed on Chen Yuan's face.

"Haha... Uncle-in-law eats Aunt-in-law's saliva, shame on you."

Nowadays, children are poisoned by things on the Internet, and one by one, they have become quirky.

Hearing Xiao Kaixin's words, Chen Yuan and Gu Hongti were both embarrassed.

Fortunately, Gu Hongti quickly changed the subject, and the two began to discuss the matter of Monkey Master Brother.

"I have sent the video I took yesterday. They will come to take the senior brother away in the next two days..."

Gu Hongti said, looking at Chen Yuan's face, he felt something was wrong, and then said, "I know you have been with the senior brother for so long, you must be reluctant to let him go."

"But I tell you, private individuals cannot keep wild animals. If you really want to keep an animal, I suggest you keep a dog, like our Cheese (a dog kept by Gu Hongti), who is very obedient."

Chen Yuan knew that the other party kept a corgi, which looked particularly ugly, and he didn't like it very much.

"It's actually not bad to keep a dog."

"Of course, if you want, I will go to the charity website to adopt one for you."

Now there are many charity sites on the Internet, where you can get pets for free.

The premise is that the adopter really treats the pet well.

"Yes, it would be best if it can grow big in the future, so that I can eat it when I don't want to raise it anymore. My favorite food is dog meat, and you have to trust my cooking skills. I guarantee that you will want to eat it again after eating it."

Gu Hongti:...

Cheese:#￥@￥&

Seeing that Gu Hongti's face changed completely, Chen Yuan also knew that the joke was too big.

He hurriedly said: "Sorry, I was joking with you."

Chen Yuan immediately realized that the joke was too big. Isn't it too cruel to mention eating dog meat in front of a dog lover?

"Actually... I also like to eat dog meat, as long as it's not a dog I raise myself."

"..." Now it was Chen Yuan's turn to be completely speechless.

He is indeed a foodie. The premise of being a dog lover is that he loves to eat dog meat...

The two chatted about the Monkey Master Brother again, and Chen Yuan also planned to leave. They were too busy today and had no time to pay attention to him.

Before leaving, I weighed a few pounds of mooncakes in their store, half of which were filled with five nuts and half with egg yolk, which was also a good way to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Gu's mother wanted to not charge Chen Yuan, but he insisted on scanning the code to pay.

"Oh, this child, why should he pay for a few mooncakes?"

Looking at Chen Yuan's back as he left, Wu Xunfang "blamed" him.

He didn't stay for dinner either. They were too busy today and had no time to cook. They ordered fast food outside.

"Chen Yuan is gone?"

At this time, Gu Yingtao came downstairs holding the child.

The child was already asleep, and his little mouth was still sucking milk.

"If you leave, do you want to stay and taste the dishes cooked by your mother?"

"Then he was still foresighted to leave."

Hearing her sister's words, Gu Yingtao frowned immediately. When it comes to her mother's cooking skills, it is really hard to describe.

"What? You still have the nerve to dislike the food I cook? If it weren't for me, would you have grown up like this? You are all heartless."

Hearing that her two daughters disliked the food she cooked, Wu Xunfang scolded them.

"Afang, the egg yolk mooncakes are almost sold out, can you take some out."

"You are all heartless. Can't you see that I'm busy now? Can't you come in and get it yourself!"

"..."

Gu Qianyue was speechless. Did his wife eat gunpowder?

But he didn't dareTo refute, she had to go into the store and move the egg yolk mooncakes out to sell.

"Gu Hongti, come here, I have something to tell you."

"What are you doing? Can't you see I'm folding a box!"

"Come here, I have something very important to tell you."

Gu Yingtao pulled her sister aside mysteriously and said, "I'm asking you, tell me honestly, did you and Chen Yuan have that?"

"Which one?"

"Gu Hongti, don't fool me, you're not a child anymore, I don't believe you don't know about men and women."

"Sister, what are you talking about, Chen Yuan and I are innocent, we haven't even kissed."

Hearing her sister say this, Gu Hongti's face flushed.

After all, she's still a girl, she's never done anything with men and women.

"Really?"

"No... uh, at most we just held hands."

Faced with her sister's questioning, Gu Hongti answered softly.

At this time, Gu Yingtao said earnestly: "I'm telling you as a person who has been through this, don't give the most precious thing to a man before marriage."

"No matter how he says he loves you, don't give it to him, understand?"

"Sister, did you use to hang your brother-in-law like this?"

"You silly girl, we're talking about you now, why did you bring me into it? Your brother-in-law is so honest, he's not that kind of person."

"Then did you have... oh, why are you pinching me, I'm telling the truth."

Gu Hongti was still thinking about what to say, but her sister pinched her waist.

Gu Hongti ran away instantly, laughing softly:

"No wonder my brother-in-law is almost bald because of all the hair he has lost. Is he being exploited by you? Oh..."

"You damn girl, you dare to make fun of your sister. You are really asking for your life. Xiao Kaixin, help your mother stop your aunt."

"Xiao Kaixin, be good. Your aunt will buy you candy in the future."

In the bakery, an interesting chase suddenly took place.

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Besides, Chen Yuan just walked out of the bakery with those mooncakes.

The mobile phone received a message from Heizi in the "Three People" group, asking him to go up the mountain with Chen An to "fish for bees".

This season is the season for fishing bees. Chen An sent a few drooling expressions in the group of three people, asking Chen Yuan to pick him up.

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