You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"...... Ningning, if I were your cousin, I would strangle you to death. You'd better not draw it. Drawing a stick figure is too insulting."

"You taught me that some parts of a painting should be abstract. Look for yourself. From this distance, my cousin Yuanzi is just the size of a stick figure. I just drew a stick figure to represent him.

Haha... Teacher Gu, why did you draw my cousin Yuanzi as a crooked tree? I am dying of laughter."

"Ningning, stop laughing. Will your cousin be really angry? What if he doesn't give us barbecue later?"

Seeing Tang Ningning laughing so hard, Teacher Gu quickly grabbed her to prevent her from falling into the reservoir to feed the fish.

"I tell you, women who act coquettishly have the best life. Teacher Gu, can you act coquettishly? Those stinky men, as long as you act coquettishly to them, they will surrender obediently."

"But I can't act coquettishly."

"This, I can teach you, do you know Sister Zhiling? You should speak in a coquettish voice. Not only should you pay attention to your words, but you should also learn your movements and demeanor."

As she spoke, Tang Ningning opened her phone and clicked on a video.

In it was a tall woman dressed in a seductive way, her legs stretched at least two meters, and the tight clothes on her body outlined her curvy figure. Not only did she speak in a coquettish voice, but when she walked, her butt swayed from side to side, which made people's eyes go straight.

"You're going to die, Tang Ningning, are you sure you want me to learn this? It's so embarrassing, I'll be beaten to death by Lao Gu and the others."

"Oh, of course I'm not asking you to copy it, but to let you know how women should act coquettishly so that men will like it."

"No, no, if you really want me to talk like this, twist my butt, and wink, you might as well kill me."

"Okay, you can see how I act coquettishly later."

As they said, the two took the sketching materials and walked back.

...

Chen Yuan was almost angry to death, and returned to the barbecue stall in a huff.

Heizi was sitting there with his head down, looking unhappy.

"Heizi, what's wrong with you? You look like you've been hit by frost."

"Hey, Yuanzi, you're finally back. Let me tell you, I'm heartbroken."

"Fuck, what's the matter with you? You're a divorced man and you're telling me you're heartbroken? What, your wife, no, ex-wife, has found someone?"

"Not my ex-wife, but that beautiful anchor Rong'er. I just saw her get off a BBA and go to the ditch with a few men."

"A few men? Damn, is such a scumbag worth your sadness? It's getting late, come and help light the fire, let's start the barbecue."

"Okay, Yuanzi, you're right, I'm going to turn food into power."

God damn, turn food into power, he doesn't look heartbroken at all. He's happier than anyone else when it comes to having a barbecue.

I was painted as a stick figure with a crooked neck, who can I tell?

The baby is in a bad mood...

The two prepared charcoal, sprinkled solid alcohol on it, and ignited it with a lighter.

The charcoal burned in the grill, exuding the fragrance of fruit wood. These fruit charcoals were left over from the roast duck made by my cousin Chen Ping at his wedding banquet last time, and they were just used this time.

"Yuanzi, what should we grill first?"

"Just grill whatever you want to eat, there are so many things anyway."

"Then I'll grill some lamb kidneys. My waist has been a little tired recently, so I need to replenish it."

"You grill? Let me do it. Roasting lamb kidneys is not something that ordinary people can grill well. If it's not grilled well, it's really unpalatable."

"Then what should I grill?"

"Why don't you grill a few starch sausages to practice first."

When the charcoal fire got bigger and bigger, the two began to select ingredients and prepared to start grilling.

When Chen Yuan saw Heizi said that his waist was not good and he wanted to grill kidneys, he quickly grabbed the ingredients.

A novice like Heizi is not really suitable for grilling kidneys. Although everyone can grill, not everyone can grill delicious food.

Although the lamb kidneys have been marinated in advance to remove the fishy smell, it is very important to control the heat. If you are not careful, the taste will be greatly reduced.

The temperature of the charcoal fire makes the ingredients sizzle and ooze oil.

Chen Yuan took a brush and kept brushing coloring oil on the outer kidneys of the lamb to prevent the surface of the outer kidneys from being too dry, so that it would feel crispy on the outside and tender on the inside when eaten.

When the moisture of the outer kidneys of the lamb was gradually taken away by the charcoal fire, Chen Yuan began to add ingredients.

First, sprinkle salt. The outer kidneys of the lamb are very salty, so the salt should be heavier.

Then sprinkle cumin powder, chili powder... The fragrance comes out, making people drool.

As for the "ten-mile fragrance", it is not yet time, so there is naturally no need to take it out.

"Well, it smells so good. You have all started grilling, but you didn't even send us a message."Tang Ningning and Gu Hongti seemed to have come back smelling the aroma. When they saw the food being grilled on the grilling iron grid, their eyes widened.

"What message are you sending? You can ask that stickman and crooked-necked tree to grill skewers for you."

Chen Yuan snorted.

Tsk tsk, look at this cousin Yuanzi being so stingy.

Heizi was stunned. What stickman and crooked-necked tree? Did I miss something exciting?

Tang Ningning raised her eyebrows at Teacher Gu, meaning, look at me.

Ningning's cousin walked over, hung on Chen Yuan's arm and shook, saying in a tender voice:

"Cousin Yuanzi, I know you are the best. A handsome guy like you will definitely not be so stingy... Oh, you are a big man who doesn't care about the little man's mistakes. If I draw you as a stickman next time, you can draw a circle to curse me, okay!"

Gu Hongti watched Tang Ningning act coquettishly to her cousin. Although her tone and movements were not like those girls in the short video, she was hanging on the other's body and shaking like this, which she really couldn't do.

However, the barbecue smelled so good. I should have known not to draw that crooked tree.

"Okay, okay, if you shake it again, you will break all my mobile phone bills."

Chen Yuan shook his head helplessly. He didn't really want to not give them food.

"Heizi, your sausages should be ready. Brush them with chili oil and give them to them."

"Okay! The authentic Heizi brand sausages will be out of the oven soon. You must be waiting impatiently. Let me brush them with chili oil first."

Tang Ningning looked at the long black things in Heizi's hand with disgust.

What is this after being baked? Are you sure it is edible? Will I die of poisoning on the spot after eating it?

"No, I want the one in your hand, cousin. It smells so good. What is this? Give me a bunch."

Tang Ningning looked at the roasted lamb kidneys, drooling all over the floor, and her hands began to shake again.

"Stop! Do you know what this is? You must eat it. This is lamb kidneys, and it is the thing on the ram."

"What? Bah! You are too vulgar. You roast this thing and eat it."

Tang Ningning spat, and Gu Hongti's face was also full of disgust.

No matter how good it tastes, they can't eat it when they think of it.

Seeing the disgusted expressions of Teacher Gu and the others, Chen Yuan smiled smugly, which can be regarded as a successful revenge.

A lamb loin was divided into several pieces and skewered on bamboo sticks. Chen Yuan took two skewers to taste and gave the rest to Heizi.

Heizi needed to replenish his kidneys, but he didn't. Since he used the Dragon Jinghu Meng Magic Patch, his physical fitness has long become "strong". It is not a problem to go up to the fifth floor in one breath. His kidneys are great.

Why does he need that thing to replenish!

Tang Ningning and Gu Hongti could only take Heizi's black sausage and bite it. It had a burnt smell.

I don't know what Heizi sprinkled on it, anyway, it tasted weird.

I should have tried the taste of lamb kidneys earlier.

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