You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"Haozi, damn, why did you take so long... Damn, you've eaten it?"

"Hmm... It's so hot, this guy's barbecue is so delicious."

It's delicious, but it's a little hot!

A few people saw that Brother Haozi's mouth was burned and he kept crying, but this guy still refused to give up chewing the food in his mouth. How delicious must it be!

Haozi's mouth was full of oil, and the others were drooling.

"Haozi, is the barbecue really for sale? How much is a string of chicken wings? Why did you eat it alone and didn't even bring us a string."

"That's right, Haozi, you are too inhumane. Let's go, let's go buy some skewers. Seeing this bastard Haozi eating, I'm so greedy that I want to cry."

Hearing that a few people said they were going to buy skewers, Haozi smiled smugly: "They don't sell them at all, it's useless to go."

Not selling? Then how did you get them in your mouth?

Several people looked at the greasy mouth of Haozi and really wanted to beat him to death. Don't think you can steal food just by calling him Haozi!

Haozi finished the chicken wings and smiled: "Let me tell you clearly, that person wants me to call everyone in the river to the shore, and he will treat me to barbecue for free. If you help me, you will definitely get benefits."

"Oh, there is such a good thing? But why does he call everyone in the river out?"

"What for? He must be selling barbecue. They all went to play in the river. Who would he sell the barbecue to?"

"What you said seems to make sense, but they are having fun in the river, why call them to the shore?"

"That's right, look at how much fun those young couples have in the river. Huan, you can't just carry the young wife away and let the man catch up. "

"Hey, Ermao, your method sounds pretty good, why don't you try it."

"Where is Brother Lang? Did he and Sister Lang go to the river? Brother Lang is really good enough, he hooked up with the internet celebrity female anchor so quickly. He is tired of playing on the bed in the hotel, so he wants to try something new in the water?"

"Ermao, you came up with the idea, why don't you try to carry Sister Lang ashore and see what Brother Lang's reaction is. "

Haozi said that they should find a way to call the people in the river ashore, and a group of bad friends began to come up with bad ideas.

There was a young man named Ermao who actually thought of carrying someone else's wife.

Since he came up with the idea, his bad friends encouraged him to carry the internet celebrity female anchor that Brother Lang had just met.

"You are too mean. Haven't you seen how much Brother Lang cares about that female anchor? Brother Lang will beat me to death when the time comes!"

Although Brother Lang has made countless "friends", he is very concerned about this female anchor named "Rong'er".

After all, this female anchor has a curvy figure and big and wavy breasts. The two of them went to bed as soon as they met.

Now Brother Lang is obsessed with the female anchor. Basically, he buys her whatever she wants. She is very spoiled. The two have met their parents and seem to be discussing marriage.

"Ermao, didn't you say before that your uncle is the administrator in charge of this area? This river is so dangerous. Let him find a way to call everyone up."

"That's a good idea."

Ermao nodded. As long as he doesn't have to carry other people's young wives, the rest will be easy.

He has an uncle who happens to be in charge of the management office of the Banshan Lake Reservoir. Don't look at this small Longxugou, it is also a scenic spot in Wentian Town.

During holidays and weekends, many people come here to play.

Considering the safety issue, the town leaders proposed to set up a safety management team to manage the safety of Longxugou and the reservoir.

Ermao went to his uncle and told him about the dangers of playing in the river.

"Uncle San, let me tell you, it is very dangerous for them to play under the reservoir like this. Last year, on November 1st, someone was washed away and drowned in a popular pool in Henan Province."

"Ermao, where did you know this?"

"On the Internet! Uncle, you should be more careful. If something goes wrong, you are the person in charge and you have to bear the responsibility."

As he said, Ermao showed his uncle the news on the Internet.

You don't know until you see it, and you will be shocked when you see it!

Every year, people get into trouble when playing in the water near the reservoir.

Uncle San's face changed and he immediately found someone.

"Erdan, you call a few people to chase out the people playing in the river. What nonsense! If a few of them are really washed away by the water, it will be a disaster."

"It's not that we don't want to call them out. We have called them before, but those people didn't care about us at all and told us to get out."

"No way! You guys come with me. Even if you have to carry them, you have to carry them to the shore."

Yes, another person who wants to carry someone's young wife.

...

"Huhu, cousin Yuanzi, are these chicken wings? Why are they so delicious? What did you put in them? They are better than those barbecue stalls I have seen."Everyone who has tasted it will find it delicious."

Tang Ningning exhaled from the burning mouth, and tried to tear off a piece of chicken with her silver teeth. When she chewed it, the skin was crispy, the gravy was overflowing, and the spicy taste was very refreshing. It was simply too delicious.

Gu Hongti nodded her head in agreement, and the taste of the chicken wings was impeccable.

Speaking of which, she also participated in the process of grilling the chicken wings. When the other party drank Tiandi No. 1, she also helped grill them for a few minutes. At that time, she thought grilling skewers was actually quite simple.

But now after eating the grilled chicken wings, She was simply stunned. How could it taste so good!

If she really grilled the skewers herself, she would not be able to make food with such taste even with the same spices and steps.

It's like cooking. Even if it's just a simple combination of sauce, vinegar, salt and oil, the taste of the dishes cooked by each person is different.

Gu Hongti is a typical cook who can only cook with her mouth. In practice, she is basically useless.

Either she wastes the ingredients, or the ingredients waste her!

The only big dishes she can cook are instant noodles and fried eggs.

She thinks this is very similar to her mother. Her mother Wu Xunfang is a housewife who can't cook. Once any good ingredients fall into her hands, after processing, even her own dog will not eat them.

Gu Hongti stuffed her mouth with grilled chicken wings. The fragrance made her squint her eyes involuntarily. Looking at Chen Yuan who was still grilling skewers over there, an idea suddenly popped up in her mind.

In fact, finding a partner who can cook should also be a very happy thing!

Damn! Gu! Hong! Ti! ! How can you have such a terrible... Fearful thoughts?

Gu Hongti was immediately shocked by her subconscious thoughts, and her face flushed instantly.

Fortunately, no one's attention was on her.

...

Over the river.

Haozi and others followed the management staff to chase people away, shouting until their voices were hoarse, but no one paid any attention.

Building the Great Wall is still building the Great Wall, and bathing is still bathing.

Catching fish and shrimp in the river, so happy! !

"Rongrong, let's go ashore, they said someone is having a barbecue on the shore, I'll take you to eat."

"No, I still want to take a bath, what's so good about the barbecue, it's all made of rat meat. The water is so cool and so comfortable."

Haozi: "..."

Your whole family is made of rat meat!

Brother Lang listened to Wang Rong's soft words, and he was hard when he should be hard and soft when he should be soft, so that he could obey her.

Haozi shook his head helplessly. He thought that the uncle who had found Ermao could call everyone up, but he thought too much.

These people were enjoying the fun of nature. How could they listen to them and go ashore obediently?

He almost fought with them.

"What? They don't want to go ashore?"

When Chen Yuan learned the news brought by Haozi and others, although this result was expected in advance, his heart was still in a knot.

It was almost three o'clock. When the flash flood broke out, the headline news would definitely become true.

Once the tragedy happened, how many families would be broken.

It seems that I have to use my secret weapon.

……