You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

As soon as they heard that the feast was finally about to start.

Those who were wandering around like ghosts and spirits immediately became restless.

They had smelled the aroma for a long time, and they would be dying of cravings if they didn't eat.

However, this was a buffet, and people had to eat in batches according to the registration time.

The manager took the microphone and started calling out the names on the list. Each person was seated, and someone was sent to collect the signs for the feast.

They were indeed entrepreneurs, and they thought about things more far-reachingly than ordinary people.

"Lin Guifeng~~"

"Here!"

"Li Qinghua~~"

"Here!"

"..."

Those whose names the manager called would go to the designated seats to eat, and those whose names were not called would stand aside and wait. If they didn't get a turn this time, they could only wait for the next round.

"Shen Lang~~"

"Here!"

Shen Lang saw that all 30 tables were almost full, and thought that he would not be able to eat this round. Unexpectedly, happiness came too suddenly.

"Fourth Aunt is also at this table."

Shen Lang glanced at the aunt at the same table, and his mind was full of the scene of her crying in the mourning hall.

"Hey, isn't this the kid from the Shen family? I heard that you have a new girlfriend, and she is an internet celebrity. Will it work this time?"

When the fourth aunt saw Shen Lang, her eyes immediately lit up, and her gossipy heart was aroused.

Damn, I should have known not to say hello and pretended not to know him.

Shen Lang complained in his heart, and said with a stiff upper lip: "It will definitely work this time, fourth aunt, you just wait for my wedding."

"Okay, remember to send us an invitation when the time comes."

When the fourth aunt heard Shen Lang's words, she just smiled. After all, in the eyes of the villagers, who doesn't know that he is a complete prodigal son!

He is not doing his job all day long. He is either guarding the lottery shop with the idea of ​​getting rich overnight, or he likes to give rockets to those charming female anchors on the Internet.

Fortunately, the Shen family runs excavators and has several sand and stone factories. The family is wealthy, otherwise it would not be able to withstand this kid's tossing.

…

"Thank you all the guests and fellow villagers for taking the time to attend my special funeral. I, Yan Shuhua, am very grateful. I know that some people may scold me, Yan Shuhua, in their hearts. But I like to toss and turn, and I am not afraid of gossip.

My life can be said to be a rough fate. My mother died when I was three years old, and my father died when I was ten years old.

If the villagers hadn't pitied me and given me a bite to eat, I would have starved to death in a mass grave.

Don't look at how glorious I am now. In fact, when I was young, I begged for food, slept in bridge holes, and was deceived for a bite of food. I worked in a coal mine and almost died.

I held this funeral for myself just to give myself an account of my life.

Today is also the anniversary of my deceased wife’s death. We have been together for decades, but she was not blessed and had a short life.

(Pause) Yan wishes everyone good health and a good life.

I have prepared some wine to entertain you in my humble home. I hope you will eat and drink well! "

"Okay..."

Pa pa...

Gua gu gu...

As soon as Yan Shuhua finished speaking, the guests applauded enthusiastically.

It was so good that some people secretly wiped tears.

I complained in my heart, if you had said this earlier, I wouldn’t have to pay for the banquet.

Is it too late to cry now?

Is it too late? It must be too late, because the dishes will be served soon.

Today, there are a total of 90 tables registered, not counting children. The tables with children have to add stools by themselves. Those who didn't get to eat after three rounds will have to wait until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

…

"The feast is about to begin~~"

With Chen Yuan shouting domineeringly at the top of his voice.

The waiters lined up with trays and began to serve the dishes.

The order of serving dishes is similar to that of Chencun, with cold dishes served first and hot dishes served later.

"The dishes are served, be careful of the oil~~"

People started to place dishes on the table with plates one after another.

"Oh... Why is my life so miserable!"

As a filial daughter, Yan Dong knelt in the mourning hall for a long time and cooperated in various rituals.

The dying, circumambulation, crossing the bridge, chanting, receiving the mountain...

After a series of funeral ceremonies, she was so tired that her waist and feet were numb. After waiting for the feast to begin, she didn't expect that they, the filial sons and daughters, would have to help serve the dishes.

According to the funeral rites in Shangtian Village, when someone dies in the village, all the villagers who are at home will send one or two people to help, and it is free. Afterwards, the host will give cigarettes, towels and other things as rewards.

However, this time the Yan family has money, and the people who help will be paid.

As for the filial son serving food, it is also a funeral custom in Shangtian Village to remember the difficulties of the ancestors.

So, Yan Chun and his wife, Yan Xia and his wife, and Yan Dong, who is single,Dog, the five people of the second generation of the Yan family were assigned the job of serving dishes.

"Pa"

Best friend Jiang Lili slapped Yan Dong's raised buttocks with a bad taste.

"You're going to die, Jiang Lili! If the dishes on my plate are knocked over later, I'll settle the score with you."

Yan Dong was carrying the dishes with all his strength, but she took the opportunity to take advantage of him.

"Haha... Yan Dong, I used to think you were full of ribs, but I didn't expect that you look quite meaty when you stick your buttocks up!"

"Go to hell, you female hooligan."

"Girl, serve me dishes obediently, and serve me good wine and good food."

Listening to her best friend's teasing, Yan Dong wanted to strangle her to death.

...

"Woo... It's finally our table's turn."

Shen Lang wailed, watching the cold dishes on the table next to him being served, why was their table so slow.

Wait until the waiter finally arrived.

Oh, it turned out to be three female generals.

The eldest sister-in-law, the second sister-in-law, and the younger sister-in-law of the Yan family...

The three women didn't serve as many dishes as a man, they were drunk.

Well, at least there were three dishes on the table, and we can't ask too much of the three female generals.

"Cold three shreds, pickled pepper chicken feet, braised beef."

As soon as the three cold dishes were served, they caused a rush.

Shen Lang was attracted by the appearance of the younger sister-in-law of the Yan family just now, and he took a second look for no reason. When he came back to his senses.

Oh, the three dishes are almost finished.

He immediately took out his magic weapon (chopsticks) and attacked the plate of pickled pepper chicken feet nearby, and took a chopstick.

The harvest was not small... a pickled pepper, a chicken foot, and... a small piece of lotus root?

He was not sure that it was lotus root. He had never eaten this thing before. He was shocked when he put it in his bowl. He thought that a part of the chef's finger was cut off.

Looking at the white and tender chicken feet in the bowl, Shen Lang resisted eating them. He usually liked to save the good stuff for last.

So, he took a bite of the small piece of lotus root first.

"Crunch"

With a crisp sound, his teeth bit the lotus root, and the sour and spicy juice inside burst out, splashing all over his mouth.

Crisp and refreshing, sour and spicy, appetizing, he couldn't help but use chopsticks to pick up a mouthful of rice.

"Delicious!"

Shen Lang nodded repeatedly and bit off a large half of the small pickled pepper.

He found that the taste of the small pickled pepper was mediocre, probably produced on the assembly line in the factory, so he shook his head and threw it aside.

His eyes finally fell on the chicken feet.

They used to eat chicken feet frequently, but since the price doubled, their family rarely bought them to eat.

Now everything is rising in price, except income, and even a family like theirs can't afford it.

"Hmm? How come it's so tasty!"

Take a bite of the chicken feet and find it sour and spicy. Because it has been soaked in the refrigerator overnight, it is cool and refreshing, very chewy, and even the bones inside are very tasty, delicious and not mushy, with tough skin and fragrant meat.

Have another one...

Oh, he probably thought too much.

At this time, all three plates were empty, except for some juice left, even the cilantro for decoration had been taken away.

Regret, I should have taken a few more pieces earlier.

...

Pickled pepper chicken feet