You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"I... I don't have much to say. As for my name, hehe, everyone in the village calls me Heizi."

"Oh, so it's Brother Heizi. Do you often watch my videos?"

Brother Lu laughed.

"I watch it occasionally. Last time I saw you, you were in northern Shaanxi. Why did you come to our Lengshui today?"

Heizi pouted and straightened his clothes. After all, it was the first time he was photographed by an internet celebrity. How could he not be excited!

In fact, he was not a fan of Brother Lu. He didn't even follow his account. He just watched the live broadcast of beautiful women sometimes and saw someone called "Measure the Earth". However, he didn't watch it seriously and basically just glanced at it in a second.

"...Brother Heizi, that one is Brother Hai, and I am Brother Lu. He is from the sea, and I am from the land. We are not the same person at all."

"Uh, sorry, they are both "Measure the Earth". I thought they were the same person."

Heizi smiled awkwardly, touched his head and slipped away to work.

"Haha, Heizi, you're so funny. Look at what you did to him. His face turned green."

Chen An couldn't help laughing. Heizi was a talented person. He made Brother Lu happy for nothing.

Heizi was supposed to pick grapes at home these days and didn't have time to come to help.

But Yan Shuhua ordered mutton and chicken from their house, so the grape picking work was suspended these two days.

Heizi delivered the ingredients early in the morning and didn't go back. He worked as a helper in the kitchen.

He didn't ask for wages, just to have a bite to eat.

…

“Ha… It’s so embarrassing. I feel embarrassed for Brother Lu. He is actually a fan of Brother Hai and went to the wrong set.”

“This shouldn’t be considered Brother Hai’s die-hard fan. At most, he is a casual fan.”

“Back then, I was a casual fan of Brother Hai. As a result, I saw Brother Lu measuring the earth and thought it was Brother Hai, so I followed Brother Lu. Alas, once you enter the family of a noble family, it is like entering a deep sea, brothers~”

“Ahem… Family members, this was just a small episode. Don’t take it to heart. If you haven’t followed it yet, please follow it. If you haven’t followed it yet, you won’t get lost.”

Brother Lu has been doing self-media for so many years. He has a very strong psychological quality and immediately smoothed things over.

Brother Lu seems to have mastered the traffic password and knows what netizens like, so he gave all the live broadcast cameras to Chen Yuan who was cutting vegetables.

"Damn, what a fast knife. Did you notice it just now? The cold light flashed on the blade, and my hair stood up. My girlfriend who was sleeping next to me thought something was wrong."

"Brother, are you sure it's your hair standing up, not the flag?"

"Wake up, brother, you don't have a girlfriend!"

"Haha, I can't laugh anymore. To be honest, I've been single for more than 30 years, and there's no hope of finding a partner in this life."

...

"..."

Brother Lu was stunned. It was fine before, why did the wind direction become so distorted again?

"Family, everyone, look at the chef in charge, isn't he cutting vegetables very fast?"

Fortunately, Brother Lu reacted in time and turned the wind direction in the live broadcast room back.

The mobile phone camera was facing Chen Yuan. Chen Yuan directly carried half a pig and placed it on the wooden board. He was seen using a knife to cut the pork. The whole process seemed effortless and even pleasing to the eye. In just a few minutes, the pork was sorted into different categories.

Spare ribs, front ribs, pork belly, pork belly, tenderloin, front and back leg meat...

"Oh my god, am I blind? What did I see? That knife is so sharp. It doesn't look like he's cutting meat, but rather like he's cutting tofu."

"Just now I saw him cutting carrot shreds. It's not an exaggeration to describe it as flowing like water. It's simply superb. He didn't even look at the knife. I was so nervous for a long time. I was really afraid that the chef would cut his finger into it to add to the meal."

"Brother Lu, can you help us ask him what he did before the dry-fried banquet? I always feel that this guy is not simple. With such good knife skills, I would believe it even if he said he had killed someone."

"Yes, yes... Brother Lu, you still have to ask if he has registered with the Public Security Bureau."

"..."

Brother Lu was speechless. Why did the wind direction of the live broadcast room go to other places again?

After watching the open-air kitchen live broadcast for a while, Brother Lu was pleasantly surprised to find that after a few hours of live broadcast, his fans actually increased by 10,000, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room also increased to more than 1,000.

This is a qualitative leap. How could a live broadcast increase followers so quickly in the past?

After tasting the sweetness, Brother Lu couldn't let it go. Although he knew that the reason for the increase in followers was Chen Yuan, which self-media person doesn't like the rapid increase in his fans?

Unfortunately, Chen Yuan finished his work and planned to go home to sleep.

Brother Lu was also helpless. He couldn't follow the chef home to shoot!

He also found out that the host would have to set up the banquet for two days, so he decided to go first.The gift money, we will have a feast tomorrow.

"Family, I will go to the host to discuss the gift money, so it will be inconvenient to shoot. We will go offline and broadcast live to you tomorrow. I will continue to shoot some videos. Family members can continue to follow me to learn more about the customs and customs of the countryside."

"What? The anchor is about to go offline, I haven't seen enough."

"That's right, anchor, don't rush to go offline. I am also from Lengshui, Pingnan. I married far away and haven't been home for five years. My grandfather passed away last year, and I couldn't go back to attend the funeral. I feel very guilty."

"Brother Lu, can you take a picture of the layout of the mourning hall so that people can see it?"

"Brother Lu, Just agree to it because the lady above is marrying far away. ”

“Why are all the women in Pingnan marrying outside? There are so many bachelors here. It seems that we will have to restrict exports in the future.”

“Can you stop interrupting? They are talking about filming the funeral hall.”

“Yes~~ (funny expression)”

“Brother Lu, you should quickly agree to that lady, or I will unfollow you immediately.”

“Anchor, just go and film it secretly. We also want to see what the funeral hall in Lengshui looks like.”

Brother Lu was about to turn off the live broadcast, but he didn’t expect netizens to quarrel in the live broadcast room, and even shouted that they wanted to go to the funeral hall.

This is unreasonable, but he can’t refuse directly.

After all, netizens are his bread and butter, and he still depends on them for food, so he can’t offend them!

After hesitating for a while, Brother Lu finally said.

"Well, I'll go and take some photos, but I can't take too long. The anchor is also a human being, and he's afraid of being beaten to death."

As he said this, Brother Lu crouched down like a thief and came to the outside of the mourning hall.

"Tsk tsk, this feels so exciting, a bit like being the neighbor who steals the piano."

"Brother, I can tell you don't have the experience of being the neighbor who steals the piano. I usually go through the main door openly."

"Boast, why are the cows flying in the sky? It turns out that you are bragging on the ground. If you get caught and you cheat on others, you will be beaten to death!"

"What can I do if I get caught! He's a neighbor. My clothes were blown to his house by the naughty wind. Can't I go over and get them?"

"What you said makes a lot of sense. I'm speechless!"

"Shh~~ I saw the mourning hall. I'm really nervous and scared. Why does this feel a bit like the zombies shot by Uncle Ying? Corpse film."

"Mom~~Who can help me? I am a weak woman at home and feel so scared. Can anyone come and accompany me via 4G network?"

"Don't be afraid, sister. I will come and accompany you."

"Get out of the upstairs. By the way, beautiful lady, can you climb over there via 5G network? Do you mind adding WeChat? My WeChat ID is 4********."

"Fuck, guess what I saw? That's a coffin. How come it's different from the one in the zombie film?"

"Just now I saw the portrait of the deceased. That's the deceased. He seems to have passed away peacefully."

At this moment, the live broadcast was forced to be interrupted, and Brother Lu also received news of illegal operation of the platform.

It was said that he spread the supernatural, but fortunately his account was not banned.

……