You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

Brother Lu was a little confused for a moment!

I saw rows of small words flashing quickly in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, you all saw it? I thought I had been sitting on the toilet for a long time and my eyesight was affected."

"Oh my God, guess what I saw? Don't tell me this is true? I am shivering in the arms of my female colleague now."

"Brother Lu, look back quickly, it's probably not too late to run now."

"Brother Lu, run, you are being targeted now, hurry up and buy black dog blood and cinnabar."

"I have a peach wood sword at home, do you want to send it to the anchor? Usually I sell it for 99, but now I don't want 99, nor 29.9, just 9.9."

Looking at the words all over the screen, Brother Lu finally realized what was wrong and turned his head slowly.

"Oh my god~~"

Brother Lu's eyes fell on a little old man not far away, and his pupils shrank violently in an instant. He finally knew why some netizens wanted to sell him a peach wood sword.

Everyone was preparing to eat, when the man with a face full of kisses (mosquitoes) screamed and fell to the ground.

"What's going on? What's wrong with this guy?"

"Hurry, help, everyone, don't crowd around, pinch his Ren Zhong, he's foaming at the mouth."

...

"Baji Baji"

Only a sound of chewing food was heard, and Brother Lu was eating.

"Young man, eat slowly, there are plenty of dishes on our table, don't rush to eat."

Yan Shuhua looked at Brother Lu who was madly stuffing food into his mouth and shook his head secretly.

Just now, this guy suddenly fainted, which scared everyone. Later, he was finally rescued, but he was too scared and too timid.

After asking the reason, it turned out that he was scared by Yan Shuhua. He really thought he had encountered a ghost in broad daylight.

In fact, people everywhere in the town were talking about Yan Shuhua holding a funeral for a living person, but Brother Lu was a foreigner, unfamiliar with the place, and couldn't understand the local dialect, so he didn't know the truth of the matter.

Who would have thought that a living person would hold a funeral for himself? This brain circuit is also unique.

I was shocked. It's impossible to appease him without a few tons of delicious food...

"Oh my god, this rural banquet is too delicious. Did I eat shit before?"

The delicious food stimulated Brother Lu's taste buds, making him lose his mind a little.

"Host, is this true? Does the food taste so good? I'm not well educated, so don't lie to me!"

"Seeing Brother Lu eating, I feel hungry instantly, but I'm still sitting on the toilet."

"Brother, it's been so long, why haven't you pooped yet?"

"No, it's mainly because I was eating in the toilet, and the smell of cigarettes hasn't dissipated yet, and I'm afraid my wife will beat me to death if I go out."

"Alas, another pathetic henpecked husband, but you've been squatting on the toilet for half an hour, be careful of hemorrhoids."

"What are you two talking about toilets and hemorrhoids? The host is eating. Did you realize that the host really has the potential to be a food broadcaster?"

Brother Lu is too lazy to look at the screen of his mobile phone now. He enjoys the delicious food without distraction, and his face is full of happiness.

"Everyone, look, the beauty next to the anchor is so pretty, but her mouth is a little big. Oh my god, such a big meatball was stuffed in one mouthful. Isn't it uncomfortable?"

"Why is it uncomfortable? Maybe it's a kind of enjoyment for her! Hehe."

"Brother Lu, if you have time, please ask the WeChat of the beauty next to you. My friend said he wants to meet her."

"That friend is you, shameless!"

Yan Dong stuffed a whole meatball into her mouth, and her cheeks bulged instantly, full of happiness.

She felt that the greatest happiness in life was to enjoy such delicious food after being tired.

It's a pity that such delicious dishes can't be eaten every day.

As she said, she looked at Chen Yuan with a dazed look.

Oh, it's just too small, otherwise you can consider letting him be your man.

If Chen Yuan knew that someone said he was small, he would definitely stand up to prove it to him.

You said small, look, where is it small!

Yan Dong was staring at Chen Yuan, and suddenly found that he was looking over here.

The old lady pretended to be calm and enjoyed the food.

Chen Yuan raised his head unconsciously, not because he noticed someone peeking at him, after all, his appearance was there, and he was the focus of attention wherever he went.

Men, women, old and young, all killed!

Ahem, a bit too shameless...

"Master Chen, where did you learn this cooking skill? Who is your master?"

In just one day, even Guo Tao, the head chef, had to respectfully call Chen Yuan "Master Chen".

There was no way, the other party was deeply impressed by Chen Yuan's god-level cooking skills.After seeing Chen Yuan cooking, I finally understood what it meant that there is always someone better than you.

I realized that I had learned cooking skills for decades in vain.

"If I say New West, do you believe me?"

Chen Yuan smiled.

"... Don't be funny, how can a place like New West teach a talent like you? I, Guo, eat shit upside down!"

"Master, what are you talking about? I'm eating."

Hearing Guo Tao's words, Sun Ya frowned slightly. How could she hear that word casually while enjoying delicious food?

"Since you don't say it, forget it. I won't force it. But with your cooking skills, it's a bit of a waste to stay in the countryside and cook big banquets. If you just go to our Dingfulou, I can ask the boss to give you 300,000 yuan. How about it?"

"Monthly salary or annual salary?"

"... Of course it's annual salary."

Guo Tao took a look at this guy and was afraid that he was crazy. With a monthly salary of 300,000 yuan, the boss of Dingfulou couldn't earn that much.

"Forget it, Master Guo. Actually, Mr. Yan offered me 300,000 yuan a year to be a private chef, but I refused."

Chen Yuan curled his lips. If the monthly salary was 300,000 yuan, he could still consider it.

But he would not cook big banquets anymore. I wonder if the system would take back the god-level cooking skills he was rewarded with.

If it was taken back, would Dingfulou still give him such a high salary with his skills in making instant noodles?

Seeing that Chen Yuan could not be persuaded, Guo Tao kept silent and tried hard to pick up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth.

This pomfret was transported from the coastal areas through the cold chain. The fish was immediately preserved with ice after being caught from the sea and brought on board to keep the fish fresh to the greatest extent.

But no matter how well it is cooked, the fish preserved with ice is definitely not as fresh as when it was just caught on the shore.

Guo Tao, who is also a chef, certainly understands this truth, but just now he tasted a bite of the fish and found that it was unusually delicious, and it tasted almost the same as freshly caught fish without ice preservation.

It is really amazing.

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"Oh, I am finally full. I ate too much. I am walking around to digest the food. My family, I will show you the grand banquet live now. The buffet is the second round of the second day. I will show you the scene."

Said.

Brother Lu touched his bulging belly, pointed his mobile phone at the banquet, and filmed for netizens.

"Wow... The host finally remembered us. I thought he had forgotten us."

"Just now I was drooling when I saw the host eating. My wife asked me what happened?"

"Hey, brother tracheitis, you came out of the toilet? Drooling, your wife will not think that you are greedy for your own shit."

This damn picture, Brother Lu couldn't help but touch his forehead.

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